Seized from the Isan life (part 7 end)

By The Inquisitor
Posted in Isaan, Living in Thailand
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October 4, 2017

What is such an expat doing there in Isaan? No compatriots around, not even European cultures. No cafes, no western restaurants. No entertainment. Well, The Inquisitor chose this life and is not bored at all. Daily, taken from life for a week. In Isan.


Sunday

Although most natives do not have a weekly schedule, there are a few. Teaching staff, people in government service such as municipality, province, post office. They have Sundays off. The Inquisitor knows that people in government service simply had to 'buy' that post. Even for a lot of money, some families are heavily in debt for this. But it is a lifelong job. Do you have to be able to present the necessary diplomas for education and administrative work, but that is not necessary for maintenance men, gardeners, etc.

But Sunday is usually a lively day in the shop here.

Now De Inquisitor and eega have made the shop very cozy - on the advice of madam, De Inquisitor is still trying to understand this society and still doesn't understand much about it, so he relies on the advice of an expert.

Inside, the shop is decorated on a 'seven/eleven' basis. Love the people here. Also a very extensive range, and always sufficient stock of everything - unlike the two older home shops in the village. In addition, we brought new products to the village for which people used to have to drive to the town six kilometers away - something most people hate, no driver's license and often police checks, moreover, the police now also dare to check for drunk driving - his all of them in sin.

Only the air conditioning is missing, which has been replaced by less electricity-consuming ones . But on the other hand there is a karaoke installation. Something The Inquisitor dislikes but the majority find immensely enjoyable. There is also a television screen – which De Inquisitor vetoed after a week: only sports, no more soaps.

Is there a cozy covered and therefore sun-free terrace on the street side. With plants, chairs and benches, and, something The Inquisitor has to point out time and again, rubbish bins.

A bamboo sala has been installed next to the shop, surrounded by a green screen of shrubs, flowers, banana trees, etc. – extremely popular. Even when no one sits there, because then they often take a nap, full booze and voilà, an hour of recuperation. And then happy to continue drinking.

As a result, the shop has become the only means of entertainment, not only for one's own village, but also for five surrounding villages. And these people, who have a small fixed income, invariably go down whenever they can. On top of that, they attract the less wealthy, who always show up once there are a few guests. Hoping to enjoy the .

And that is always the case. People share everything here. And are happy to pay for the less fortunate. If they have two hundred baht to spend, they die. If they have a thousand baht to drown, they will. And if it happens that no one has no money left, they go , up the book.

And without exception, it is paid back at the end of the month.

That often starts on Saturday. Late afternoon and go, party. Until the money is spent, sometimes it can go well past midnight, sometimes they're already sitting around without money.

But without exception they come on Sunday.

Sometimes they dare to settle down in the morning, but fortunately not this Sunday. They don't get there until around two o'clock in the afternoon. Because then there's boxing, , live on television. Incredible how they empathize with it, much worse than when The Inquisitor shouts his science at the football.

And betting, oh boy. Although for small amounts, ten to twenty baht, a few who dare to go higher are soon called to order by De Inquisitor. And every time there is a big winner - who can't leave without converting his winnings into beer. Nice is that, also good business for the store. They like to tempt The Inquisitor to bet. They already know him, better than The Inquisitor knows himself. Because at first he invariably refuses – “I don't gamble”. After the fourth bottle of bear Chang, he happily joins in….

Sharing wealth is also something The Inquisitor has learned over time. Much nicer than 'every man for himself'. What does it matter that he has a bill of a thousand or more baht on Sunday? In his previous Pattaya life, a night out cost several thousand. Here he not only gets the fun, but also friendship without nagging, if he has had enough, he disappears in the Isan way, so without saying anything, and no one bothers or tackles him the next day.

So Sunday is beer day. And yes, sometimes as early as the late morning. The Inquisitor always tries to control his consumption a bit, but by midnight the pipe is out. And sometimes he has to stay a little more sober. When the love of his life is also in a thirsty mood. Because someone has to manage the finances.

Sunday night has no set ritual before going to sleep. The dogs apparently already know that and don't come for food, they've been scraping it together all day because of course there is no Thai who drinks without food. The cash register is not made on such evenings, that moves to Monday.

Showering together is usually a bit more exuberant than on weekdays, the book is not brought out because of other fun.

Anyone who has followed this blog for a week now knows that an expat is not bored in Isaan. Because something happens every day so that there is no fixed pattern in life. That an expat doesn't necessarily have to live a primitive life. That an expat in Isaan does not get lonely, moreover, there are regular trips to the more Western-oriented tourist hotspots. That you can reasonably accept that strange culture of family, money matters, ... and even adapt it to the norms and values ​​in which we grew up, without disturbing the harmony. And that you can build a relationship without mistrust, with lots of love and mutual respect.

The Inquisitor is a satisfied man.

29 responses to “Snatched from Isan life (part 7 slot)”

  1. Daniel M says up

    And it's almost weekend here too 😀 Yyeesss!

    Wonderful story. Actually a very nice week. Completely different from here. If only The Inquisitor knew how the past week was here. Presumably he thought it is summer here like last year…

    When I read the section where The Inquisitor described his shop, I got the impression that he was encouraging readers to pay a visit there on a Sunday. I would have accepted the invitation right away! Unfortunately I'm now about 10.000km northwest of there… Don't worry, I won't be singing. And gambling even less 🙂

    It is now rainy season in Thailand. You also have the cool season and the hot season. I will probably not be the only one who hopes that De Inquisitor will describe another week during each of these seasons. Every season the people there live a little differently. Just think of agriculture (rice cultivation). Unlike in Bangkok, where life is the same all year round (with the exception of the rain and the end-of-year atmosphere).

    Hopefully see you again soon!

    Enjoy life every week!

    Thanks for letting us have a little fun.

    Next time with photo album 😛?.

  2. John VC says up

    Enjoyed your week!
    Our wishes back! Enjoy your life and everything it entails!
    J&S

  3. Luke Schippers says up

    Maybe you can tell us where you can find your shop and I can come by for a beer.

  4. Cees says up

    This was a very nice week!!
    Beautiful stories, for me in preparation for …..
    But I hope it doesn't stop there and that more stories of the Inquisitor will appear.

    Regards, Cees

  5. Burt B Saray says up

    Inquisitor, nicely written, I would like more stories, that's why I read the blog!

  6. Luc says up

    Followed the full week and enjoyed it from soaking wet Belgium, then from my office.
    Man, man, if only I could trade for a week, the Chang would flow freely!

  7. Leo says up

    Enjoyed your diary. Thank you and all the best wishes to you and your spouse.

  8. Michiel says up

    Read with pleasure.

    Thank you

  9. Aad says up

    I would also like to drink a Leo with you
    PS. stick to it for another week dude I will miss your report

  10. Gert W. says up

    I enjoyed the “week in Isaan”.
    A wonderfully relaxed story, soothing.

    I'm actually quite curious to see a photo (s) of the shop.

    A good life, keep it up.

    Gert W.

  11. Martin Sneevliet says up

    Hello Inquisitor. My name is Martin. I am replying to the piece you wrote because I thought it was a very nice and interesting piece. I have worked and lived in Thailand for seventeen and a half years. More precisely in Bangkok and in Pattaya. In other words, I know about how things are in Thailand. I've also been to Isaan a few times, which I really liked, but I thought I had to watch my money because the Thais almost all think you're rich. But to come back to your story I enjoyed it very much and I am sorry that you do not want to indicate a follow-up. Unfortunately I have been living in the Netherlands for 5 years now because I have become ill, a back problem, I have already had 4 operations so you can understand why I had to go back. I still miss Thailand, which is why I faithfully read this column every week. Once again I enjoyed your stories and I am sorry that you are discontinuing them. I therefore hope that I can persuade you to continue writing anyway, because I know from experience that no day is the same there and that there is enough material to write about, that way I can stay a bit informed and it always gives me pleasure to read your articles. Anyway, I wish you a nice time in Thailand. With the warmest regards. Martin.

  12. carpenter says up

    Beautifully stated again!!! I think several farangs enjoy themselves in the Isaan and they don't think this Thai title is a bad word at all. Reading the week was pure pleasure with many points of recognition. You are doing well, I read that and I wish that for the future! With maybe more stories…
    PS – I'm already looking for the writer's shop, between Udon and Sakon… ;-))

    • John VC says up

      Wonderful story and the response is there for it!
      The blog has become a lot livelier for my taste!
      Reading stories like this seems to connect people and that's just as much fun about this medium!
      The uncomplicated style is undoubtedly how our friend “The Inquisitor” experiences and digests Thailand and more specifically, the Isan.
      I can imagine that for people from the stressful west, his daily concerns are a call to imitation! Many there will envy our life in Isaan!
      At least I have the writer's address and I was even allowed to be the subject once in one of his lyrical pieces! 😉
      I can assure you that he wouldn't be so happy if his shop became a daily stop for “mal contente” farangs!
      A visit (after his approval) could perhaps be organized for “the positivos” from the neighborhood of Sawang Daen Din!!! (from Sawang Daen Din it is still about 50 km)

      For contact “with your tour guide” you can go to [email protected] : )
      Jan

  13. Henk says up

    Enjoyed reading the stories. Thank you for this. I wish you a pleasant life in the Isam and if you have inspiration to write something again, you will do many people a great favor.

  14. harry says up

    Too bad it's over.

    I have enjoyed reading your stories, and sometimes recognizing them.

    I have been living in the Isaan with full satisfaction for 10 years now.

    Greetings and fare you well

    Harry

  15. roel says up

    I have read it regularly and enjoyed it. So sad it's ending

  16. PEER says up

    Dear Inquisitor,
    Because I also live in the Isarn, Ubon R, I can fully visualize your life.
    Where do you live, then I'll come and have a Leo. I'm guaranteed to find the shop.
    Pho khan mai Krub,
    Peer

  17. Peter says up

    wonderful story

  18. Rien van de Vorle says up

    I really like your 'Belgian language'. Not only yours, but anyway, the language has a lot of nice words like 'Kuisen' and 'plasant'. I can totally imagine your week too. I spent many years in Isaan, even 7 months in a hamlet when there was no electricity and people only went to sleep at 20.00 pm. Also that we started there with small packages of Champoo Soap, laundry and dishwashing liquid for 5 baht (or even less) and transferred Lao whiskey into small bottles so that they could drink for 20 baht because they had no more to spend. But before that, after having an entertainment business in Patong beach for 3 years in Thailand, I suddenly stopped drinking and switched to the 'name somkan'. Something that was incomprehensible to the ladies at the bars I passed on my way to work, but was appreciated when I told them it was 'vitamin for making love', then my healthy drink also became interesting. But as a 'non-drinker' I think your week is a little too much about the beer. I even have the impression that if there were no more beer, you wouldn't make it through the week and writing 'plasante' would become a lot more difficult. I also read that the comments come from mostly Belgians and that everyone likes a 'pint'. For the last 3 years at Hua-Hin I had a Geusthouse named 'Easy Way' with a good restaurant and large glass door fridges near the always open restaurant door so that everyone could easily walk in and take self-service from the fridges where one needed to go a lot of beer was also 'converted', I sold the popular beers from Chaang, Singha, Leo and….export Heiniken, it said Soda water (no Whiskey) but all kinds of milk, yoghurt, soft drinks. I haven't drunk a single drop of alcohol in those years because I don't feel the need for it and therefore stay away from it. I have to admit that with 'a beer' it can all be a bit more 'plasant' than when one is 'sober'. That's like eating potatoes, meat with vegetables without sauce, there's some 'wetness' involved to increase the pleasure and make it easier to get through the st…… (throat hole). May you enjoy your 'pint' for a long time to come.
    a down-to-earth Dutch Brabander.

    • fred says up

      I also lived in Isaan for years…and of the 10 farangs who live there, 8 are Alcoholics….so for most it is the only way to survive in this place of exile. After all the years that I have lived as a sympathetic, gentle person, I came to the conclusion that after all this time not a single Thai in the village knew my first name…..I was and remained the falang….you don't care about them…… and if you had to be there without a red penny, they literally and figuratively stomp you on the street.
      I still occasionally go there for a midweek…….so that we have a house…..I see it as a country retreat, but I prefer not to have much to do with that society anymore…..and in fact they do with me too not whether it should be that I treat something.

      • ruud says up

        10 Farangs in Isan.
        I rarely drink alcohol.
        I wonder who the other non alcoholic is.

      • Lieven Cattail says up

        Dear Fred,
        I once stayed with my mother-in-law in the Isaan for a month as a test, in a similar dusty hamlet where nothing happened or happened. And then repeated annually, because I enjoyed the peace and quiet.
        The temptation is indeed great to start drinking early in the day, if you are bored.
        But in my opinion you are always there for yourself. you don't have to start drinking because you don't know how to fill your days with useful things.
        For me there is no greater pleasure than taking a walk with my wife early in the morning, just through the rice fields or the surrounding sandy paths. Does not matter.
        You always saw something, for example animal species unknown to me, or you could have a chat with a farmer or passer-by.
        Helping mother-in-law in her vegetable garden, why not?

        And I find it strange that nobody knew your first name after all this time, because they already knew mine after a few days. What also helps is of course just learning the language. Doesn't have to be fluent, but it does indicate that your interest in their world goes beyond opening the next bottle of Chang beer, and just happens to have a Thai girlfriend.
        Of course it has to come from both sides. And that out of 10 farangs 8 would be alcoholics I think is somewhat generalizing, to be honest.

        • Kampen butcher shop says up

          Well, one cannot expect these often low-literate rural people to react like cosmopolitans. It used to be difficult for Amsterdammers to live in a Frisian village. You remain an outsider. Often in those villages, as in all villages (I come from a village), there is also an extensive gossip circuit that the farang naturally has no knowledge of due to a lack of command of the language. Moreover, as an outsider, he will not be involved so quickly, of course.
          He often becomes the target of it.
          Jealousy of his well-stocked wallet may be one reason. But also deviant behaviour.
          A well-educated Thai, completely "bangkok", she told me, also found out that she had become the target of village gossip because she had become so "different". The most abhorrent talks circulated about her.

        • fred says up

          Moderator: Please do not chat.

  19. Kampen butcher shop says up

    Well, the days turn out to be well filled with Elephant beer. Art though! If I can be too horny every day, I can last there too!

    • John VC says up

      Moderator: Please do not chat.

  20. Lung addie says up

    I also read the stories of the Inquistor daily and especially the comments which were quite mixed, especially at the end of the collection of stories. The Inquisteur is a born storyteller, in a beautiful Flemish style. He understands the art of making a story visual, just as if you were there yourself. Beautiful to read, beautiful literature for which all due respect.

    The varied responses range from:
    people who would soon pack their bags and want to live in the same conditions….
    to people who also read between the lines and write down their decisions about it.

    The reader should not lose sight of the fact that the Inquistor also understands the art of “romanticizing” his stories, which is an art in itself, but often obscures the reality of the hard daily life in Isan. In one of the first articles he writes that he hardly understands a word of the Isan dialect and in subsequent articles, especially at the end, it comes across that he drinks pints and makes fun with the Thai locals, just as if he were in his Belgian sitting in a pub with his Flemish friends.
    It also appears from the "Sunday" that the Inquisitor is one of his own best and wealthy customers in his own "shop", or is it a cafe? It is of course a bonus for his “wife” to have such a private client, after all it brings the turnover to respectable heights and the Inquisitor has no financial problem whatsoever with that. By the way, it is a very pleasant way of sponsoring him and there is nothing wrong with that after all. The only downside is that it's not healthy to be the best customer in your own cafe.
    All very nice and pleasant to read, but for most farangs life in the Isaan is completely different, much less romantic. Every reader will remember something from it. The expats in the Isaan can compare with their own lives and the newcomers … .. they should read on … the blog provides a wealth of information.

    • John VC says up

      Moderator: Please do not chat.

  21. Kris says up

    A beautifully written and inviting story. Too bad that God, the creator, created everything in seven days.

    If the editors of this blog ever decide to publish a yearbook, this series can / should definitely be included.


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