Reader Submission: An overstay with sex
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This morning, July 11, I woke up drenched in sweat thinking that I had probably forgotten the date to renew my 90-day stamp. I jumped out of bed and indeed found that I should have reported on or around June 21. Twenty days late. 20 x Baht 500 is ten thousand Baht.
My wife told me that there should be seven days of slack in the date. But even then the overstay fine would be 6.500 Baht. With the plague in my body I went to the Immigration office. When I got there I noticed that the staff looked even grumpier than usual today. But maybe that was just me.
However, the lady handling the 90-day form started typing right away, so I had the hope that she might not have noticed that I was too late. I think she made everything right and then asked me to walk with her. I was taken to a lady who turned out to be from the police. After a few minutes she told me that I had an overstay and if I would be so kind as to have two thousand
Baht to pay. I was obviously very relieved and then put my hand gently on her arm. She arranged a few more papers and then she also asked to walk with her.
Through a corridor we came to the women's toilet. Gently, but with a certain compulsion, she pushed me inside. Well, twenty minutes later I was two thousand Baht poorer but an exciting sex experience richer.
I did receive a receipt for the two thousand Baht paid. So not all of them are corrupt in the immigration department.
Submitted by Thaimas (name known to the editors)
I was also 29 days overdue for my 90 day notification. When I entered immigration, I did not go to the counter for those reports, but to the agent who is always doing nothing there. Explained my problem and he asked for my passport and told me to come back to him the next day and bring 2000 baht. The day after I returned, gave him the money and had my passport with 90 days stamp back. Corruption! What is that?
I believe that 2000 baht fine, but you probably already had that special sex experience before you woke up that morning, 555!
Or maybe closed eyes, waiting for his turn.
It doesn't matter if it's reality or fantasy. I just wonder how we would read this if the roles were reversed: my husband said I would get a discount on the fine, once through immigration I did indeed pay a lower price. The officer took me to the men's room and 20 minutes later this woman - a sexual experience richer - was outside again. I came home and said to my dear husband…
I already have enough excitement here in Thailand without 2000 bath. But haven't had a good overstay yet.
Just like I only have sex 2 more times until Christmas, so he only comes off 1 time to do something else.
But nice beginning and ending is good.
I also think it was a good dream
You certainly didn't have an overstay, so then there won't be much of that sex either. Nice fantasy, yes. Keep dreaming!
If she didn't pay you for the sex, you're still scammed.
Moreover, you were not in overstay, but you forgot an administrative action.
I hope for your sake that she is not overdue now.
Honestly? I do not believe it.
Or did you forget to mention the payment for the sex…?
and then you woke up…. 🙂
And then you woke up with a fried egg on your stomach, haha
If your lady doesn't hear it at home, it will cost more than 200 bats
. . . . .I do not believe it. . . . .ha ha ha
Norbert
Dear Norbert,
And you're not the only one who doesn't believe it...
there are other websites for this kind of stories where writer can go even more in detail and express his fantasies. But yes, some people are irresistible (or so they think) and make their dreams come true.