This story is from the Karen lore. It's about a Thai man and a Karen man who were great buddies. This story is also about sex. Thai people, you know, they always have a plan ready. Resourceful people!
Well, this Thai gentleman went on a trip to his Karen mate and when it got dark he felt like spoiling a Karen woman, so to speak. He came up with a plan and asked his mate 'Friend, where does your guest sleep?' "We Karen put a mattress for the guest on the porch." 'Really and truly? Well, not us Thais. When a good buddy visits a Thai house, the husband sleeps on the porch and the guest sleeps in the bedroom. With the host's wife.'
"Oh, really?" "Yes, that's how we do it." 'Well, that's a nice habit. After dinner I will ask my wife to put an extra mattress in the bedroom and you can sleep on it,' said the Karen gentleman. After dinner and a pleasant chat, the Thai friend went to sleep in the bedroom. The Karen woman was there too but he didn't touch her. He waited for his chance.
The Karen husband was outside peeping through a hole in the wall but the Thai friend made no move to .. ! He just lay there, on his back, with an erection. He couldn't take it anymore and called his wife. 'Woman! Crawl on it. Get on top of him.' So she lifted her sarong (*) and sat on top of him. “Now press down, woman. Press your buttocks down. You push up, friend!' And so they went on. 'Press down! Press up!' And after a few moves, the man almost came. "Up, down, one more time!" Well, that was it….
The next morning the Karen expressed his surprise. 'Eh, well, you Thais are quick-witted! I only instructed for two seconds and you acted like you've never done anything else in your life!'
The return visit
A week later, the Karen thought it was time for a return visit. "Dear friend, I will come to visit you in a week." 'Sure, come on. I will take care of you as well as you have taken care of me.'
A week later, the Karen visited his Thai friend and arrived at dinner time. The Thai family spoiled him with alcohol, tobacco and fried fish. At bedtime, the Thai man said to his wife, 'Now that my Karen friend has come, you must make a hole in that wall and so big.' He showed her a pumpkin in which he had made a hole.
It was bedtime and he called his Karen friend. 'Friend, the Thai custom for guests is a hole in the wall. You sleep inside, on this side of the wall. We sleep behind it. If we want to have some fun tonight, we'll knock on the wall. My wife sits right in front of that hole, and you just put it in!'
It was getting dark and the Karen wanted something with the Thai woman; he knocked on the wall. She pressed the pumpkin against the hole and… But the pumpkin was cold! The Karen put his cock in there and possibly even came.
The next morning the Karen yelled 'Say, friend, Thai kitties are not like Karen's kitties, you know that?' 'How do you mean?' "Yours are so cold!" Yes, do you think it's crazy. He sewed a pumpkin! The tricks of an idiot and those of a smart person are very different, you know! The Karen are silly, the Thais are smart…
Source:
Titillating tales from Northern Thailand. White Lotus Books, Thailand. English title 'A Karen tale!' Translated and edited by Erik Kuijpers. The author is Viggo Brun (1943); see for more explanation: https://www.thailandblog.nl/cultuur/twee-verliefde-schedels-uit-prikkelende-verhalen-uit-noord-thailand-nr-1/(*) The sarong is a piece of clothing worn throughout Southeast Asia, including Thailand. The Thai name is saroong, written โสร่ง.