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Home » The Culture » How a cat catches a mouse (From: Tantalizing stories from Northern Thailand; no. 45)
How a cat catches a mouse (From: Tantalizing stories from Northern Thailand; no. 45)
A monk was jerking off through a hole in the temple wall. Well, a cat saw that; he jumped up and bit into it. "Ow!" The cat bit his dick! 'Ouch. Ouch. Novice, go out and chase that cat away. Now!'
But the novice took his time. Ouch! "Get the plaguepox!" cried the monk when the novice returned and hit him on the head with a fist. Because the cat had bitten on for a while…. Just think!
Later, when the monk came back from the begging round and everyone was eating, the novice started bullying him. "I think the cat caught a mouse this morning!" 'Oh, shut up' the monk called back….
Source:
Titillating tales from Northern Thailand. White Lotus Books, Thailand. English title 'The cat has caught a mouse.' Translated and edited by Erik Kuijpers. The author is Viggo Brun (1943); see for more explanation: https://www.thailandblog.nl/cultuur/twee-verliefde-schedels-uit-prikkelende-verhalen-uit-noord-thailand-nr-1/
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