Pop star Rihanna 'traumatized' by sex show in Thailand

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21 September 2013

Rihanna, not exactly the most prudish lady on this planet, still got red ears during a visit to a sex show in Thailand.

After visiting the bar, she tweeted:

Either I was phuck wasted lastnight, or I saw a Thai woman pull a live bird, 2 turtles, razors, shoot darts and ping pong, all out of her pu$$y — Rihanna (@rihanna) September 21, 2013

Loosely translated:

“Either I was drunk tonight, or I actually saw how a Thai woman took a live bird, two turtles and razor blades out of her vagina and also shot darts and ping pong balls with them”

Moments later, she tweeted: “And then she turned water into coke in her $!! Yes, water went in and cola came out. I've been traumatized."

Poor Rihanna anyway. Is there anyone on Thailandblog who wants to comfort her and help her spiritually?

11 Responses to “Pop star Rihanna 'traumatized' by sex show in Thailand”

  1. Jan.D says up

    Would it really be true. But yes, when you're dead drunk, you see the world differently. Some for bagpipes. Have to laugh. I take it with the infamous grain…
    Jan

  2. Khan Peter says up

    I think Rihanna is a bit jealous of the Thai lady in question. She can't do such tricks, what a bad luck...

    • Jan.D says up

      What a bad luck Rihanna gone.
      You have to fantasize a lot about it, but who knows, it was. Can't prove it unfortunately.

  3. ping says up

    My girlfriend conjures up a crocodile out of her front. Nothing surprises me anymore.

  4. chris says up

    So there you have it. Americans are very introverted and have no idea what is going on in the world. The story is true but Rihanna can't believe it….Ask the Thai in Bangkok what a ping pong show is and everyone will know…..

  5. Henk van 't Slot says up

    I once went to see such a show in one of the side streets of Walking Street, I saw about the same as Rihanna there.
    No turtle seen, but a marmot.
    It turns out that when celebrities come to Thailand they are only interested in this kind of performance, Lady GaGa was half an hour after her arrival in Thailand in a katoy bar with a show, Rihanna in the arrow shooting club.

  6. Khan Peter says up

    Agree, they should make it an Olympic sport. Who can conjure up the most poultry from the box. Then Thailand also wins a medal once.

  7. mertens says up

    Fortunately she did not pass along the street in phuket at paradise hotel, but all katoys and gays who perform the show! Last time I made my eyes fall out of the closet at such a night show around 22 pm.! don't go into details! but go there as a hetero, then you see something that you don't experience every day!!

  8. Bz says up

    When I read all this like this I wonder who should be assisted spiritually.

  9. HansNL says up

    Well, typically American.

    Going to such a show, sitting it out all the way, and then declaring very indignant or very surprised afterwards that you have never seen anything like it, let alone experienced it.

    Let's face it, this is just a preparation for the eventual US-style journalism coming back.

    And that for someone from the land of unlimited and unlimited possibilities….

  10. HansNL says up

    And unfortunately, she missed the women's banana shooting championship.

    What a shame now!


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