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Home » Reader question » Who will tell me the secret of the butt syringe?
Who will tell me the secret of the butt syringe?
Dear readers,
Maybe a weird question, but how does the butt syringe work? I just can't seem to use it properly. Everything is soaking wet and the ass is not yet clean.
How do Thai do that? How do they manage to keep their ass dry? I don't feel like pulling up the pants with a wet ass. That looks so weird.
I mean it seriously, by the way.
Regards,
Fat-door-old nag
You have to spray from the correct angle.
It's just a question of practice.
And to get really clean, you also use
the so-called stinky finger of your left hand.
But you can always ask a Thai,
or you can come along and watch.
We have such a 'Japanese toilet' at home … was always a bit afraid of it, was still quite busy behind that jet and those buttons only have Japanese characters, so it was a bit of experimentation.
Use 'regular' paper 9 out of 10 times.
You also need to spray into the slot, not next to it.
I never watched, but the Thai in the village normally use a plastic container with water.
So I can assume that their pants are over a wet butt.
You first try the pressure of the syringe. Then with your right hand you hold the syringe and with the left you clean yourself while continuously spraying water on that spot. It takes some getting used to, but that way you make yourself cleaner than with toilet paper. You don't have to worry about drying, that little water will not be visible. Moreover, if you use toilet paper to dry off, something often sticks, unless you use a quarter roll at a time, like my wife. In the meantime, I find the use of ordinary toilet paper dirty.
It took me a few years to use it too. But now I wouldn't want to be without it.
It's exactly like spraying it into the groove as Theo says! And so spray at the right angle. Just wait a moment and you're done. I now hate it when I'm in a shopping center, for example, and have to use paper. I think that's such a disgusting thing now.
Indeed, practice makes perfect. And there is no toilet paper in places where I visit a lot. But within 3 seconds your butt is dry anyway. Now also a toilet at home with a built-in water jet. I have heard that these also ensure that you do not develop hemorrhoids. In any case, very hygienic.
It's hot there, so everything dries very quickly.
Just Google Indian Toilet
While spraying, use your left index finger, aim well, and adjust the force of the water jet properly. And always have a cloth with you to dry (or toilet paper). The end result is much fresher and cleaner than with paper. Then wash your hands thoroughly. Simple, right? Even when I am in the Netherlands (briefly), I wash my bottom with soap and water if possible.
What a wonderful invention that butt syringe is. If the water sprays on all sides, you may be able to close the tap on the wall a bit more to regulate the pressure. Did you already think about that? Of course you don't have eyes on your ass, so aim well I would say.
Spraying alone will not help.
You have to rub with one hand.
I think that's where the problem lies.
there are also many who think that you throw water against the buttocks with the bowl of water at the gas station, but in reality you rinse your hand clean.
Just keep it nice and close to the hole, it won't get too wet, adjust the pressure according to your own needs and then wipe / dry your ass with a piece of paper.. stand up, don't look back and flush.
I think it's fantastic, too bad I don't have it in my Dutch house
Succes
Piet
Then you make it anyway! It is that I no longer have my own house in NL, otherwise I would have the ass syringe (or pussy shower) installed!
In any case, the use differs whether you are in the city or outside the city and this is why you have more water pressure in the city than outside. The reason for cleaning your buttocks with running water is A because in the past everything was out in the open. water ended up or B in dug septic tanks, the sewers afterwards would not be able to handle all that toilet paper. I made a water flusher myself in the Netherlands and I think that is the end of it, because the water sometimes splashes around, which can sometimes happen, I have wipes and a laundry basket.
What you should pay attention to is that the sanitary facilities (toilet) are somewhat smaller than in Europe, so when you use the water spout you have to move forward a bit on the toilet and then bend over a bit and use the water spout. From what I understand, they used to do that in India with a bottle of water and they also used the left hand. I must of course note that it is a bit more difficult for overweight people.
MY preference is to first clean up the big mess with dry toilet paper, then wet and polish some paper and then dry with dry toilet paper. Same effect, less splash.
Learned in a Flemish hospital after lower back surgery (spondylodosis), after which turning and bending became much more difficult.
Thailand is not exactly a progressive country in terms of sanitation. I often dare to say the same about the Netherlands (how many homes still have a cistern with water pipe hanging under the ceiling?)
If one orients oneself a bit, one soon finds out that there is a better system than the water spout used mainly by the Arabs. In all cases you will still be left with a wet back. You can often not dispose of the (to dry) toilet paper (if present) with leftovers or not in a waste bin (not present), but it is also not exactly hygienic.
The Japanese started it, but nowadays it is available all over the world and installed in the modern bathroom. The modern version of the ancient bidet that was a standard unit in the better families. The modern toilet seat with cleaning hot water nozzles and a dryer that also prepares your buttocks underwear. Without using a hand.
First practice with the syringe how far to push it in for a NOT too hard jet.
Eh I have a small bag with me with my driver's license, passport and the keys of the car and houses.
Furthermore, a charger for the mobile and always bring at least half a roll of toilet paper for drying.
I don't like that baking thing.
A few years ago we were busy with self-written cabaret in Pattaya. With one of the songs I wrote. I had a lot of difficulty convincing the executives. People didn't know the concept of butt squirt and thought I was talking about an enema. The song made it, but the intention had to be made clear. See YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRRqRpDVuBk
at Hornbach you can now buy a toilet seat with a built-in syringe for very little, easy to install and only use one hand and not complicated with left and right hand. Just click on bidet / toilet seat.
Very simple
Rub left, eat right
The blacksmith's secret: Raise the toilet seat, sit all the way back and in this way you close the entire bowl from the top. When you use the glasses, the water still sprays from underneath in all directions.
Spray from the front, use your left hand, pat dry, wash hands and you're done! Very hygienic.
During my back and forth time NL-Thailand I soon had one mounted in NL. I now only have a holiday home in NL, but there is also one there. No more toilet paper for me.
It can be cold on the porcelain, but then it can hardly go wrong. You should spray from front to back, women will certainly know this for hygiene reasons. But sitting on the glasses, the chimes get in the way of the man's glasses. Sitting right on the tip, bending over a bit and aiming for the hole is then easier.
Yes, give me the butt syringe, which can be found almost everywhere in Thailand. Recently had bad luck in a shopping center: only toilet paper, no water facilities. Shame.
Why not first let the tap of the hose spray less hard?
Just enough stream not to spray in all directions. Less water consumption, clean ass and no splashing in your bathroom / toilet. Simple right?
A few years ago we brought a water spout to the Netherlands and installed it
between the water pipe of the sink, with a lever in between that you can close it if necessary.
We only use it for spraying the toilet, which is also ideal, but take one with you
that can handle high water pressure in the Netherlands, otherwise you will have the toilet flooded at some point.
A few years ago we took a sprayer to the Netherlands and mounted it between
the water pipe of the cistern and a tap to close it if necessary. We only use it for rinsing the toilet bowl, also ideal. you have to remember that the syringe can handle the water pressure of the Netherlands, otherwise you will have the toilet flooded at some point.
Can be purchased at every DIY store in the Netherlands.
Toilet shower name.
Costs from 7 euros and resistant to higher pressures.
Some even have a mixing system for hot and cold water. Ideal for the bathroom.