There is a lot to be said about men who celebrate in Pattaya. That should be well known, because it has often been the subject of stories on this blog. Theo Tromp adds a perceptive adventure to this. The moral knights among us should not read this story, because the content is 18+ and certainly not suitable for reading to your children before going to sleep.

This is the story of Theo Trump

Sex on the Beach

It is about 13 years ago that I spent the night a few times with a Thai girlfriend Pong, who worked as a Gogo dancer at The Angelwitch in Pattaya. I had met her two years earlier when I was there with my wife. We took her on a tour of Thailand for a few weeks every year. First thinking she was a beautiful guide, but later to show her more than Udon and Pattaya. Now I always came to Thailand a little more than my ex-wife, because she still had to work. But Pong was the girlfriend of both of us and we've been through a lot with it.

Anyway, I was alone that evening – Pong had to work – and went for a drink in the Beer Garden at the beginning of Walking Street. Take a seat at the bar and order a beer, two ladies are chatting next to me. They clearly had a drink and the atmosphere was good between them. When one gets up, they say hello and the other turns, probably to face me. However, she does this so impetuously that she punches me and also knocks over my beer.

So I say “what are you doing to me now, you haven't done anything and you are already starting to hit me and knock over my beer too”. She calls the bartender and orders me a new beer and a cocktail “Sex on the Beach” for her. She introduces herself with Fon and oh well I'm not retarded, eventually I came for some fun and assumed the bill went on my Bin. However, she took it out and put it in the cup with her.

Quasi interested, I asked if Sex on the Beach is good now. She assured me that it was much nicer in bed. You don't have that much trouble with the sand there. So the mood was set. So after I finished my beer I ordered two Sex on the Beach and we had a nice conversation. I had told her about my girlfriend and wife, with whom I regularly came to Pattaya.

We decided to go on the Walking Street, so “check bin” but the bill was for her. I thought she'd get that back later. After a few Gogos, she almost brought another dancer with her, we finally ended up together in my condo.

It was a turbulent night, but after a while I gave her a Toy to play with. However, that was not entirely to her liking, so I had to get back to work myself. Around 11 o'clock in the morning I asked to leave my room anyway, because I really wanted to close an eye.

She asked if she could come back, but I told her to just go back to the Beer Garden. Nevertheless, she integrated me and around 17 pm I went to the Beer Garden again. Asked the bar if they had seen her. No, she wasn't there. When I sit there for a while I see that she was there, because she leaves with another woman and two men. So she's under roof. I didn't want to make it too late myself, because I wanted to recover from the short night. It's around midnight and there's a knock on the door and yes, sure enough, there she is again. She asks if she can come in and I answer as a joke: “Yes, but that will cost you 100 baht”.

Okay she says and gives me 100 baht and I let her in. I did say that my girlfriend was also coming. “No Problem” and I thought, I would like to see that. Well, it turned out to be a wildly wild night with the three of us. She didn't get much sleep again, but the next day she was at the door again, she already had the hundred-dollar bill in her hands.

The ladies also got along well, but my friend Pong said this will kill you. In the end, Fon paid me 2 baht daily for 100 months to spend the night with me and to put me to work. Fon and Pong made the bed together in the morning. Had a great time, although there were Dutch people who resented me for letting her pay for "sleeping"

Then she told me that we had to stop, because her French boyfriend came and he wanted to marry her. We said goodbye and I never saw her again.

10 responses to “You experience everything in Thailand (118)”

  1. oss says up

    hahaha, that last sentence. Typical Thailand!!

  2. Bert Fox says up

    I'm sorry, but I don't believe any of this. A barmaid who pays you 100 bath to sleep with you and extra benefits. But it's a funny story.

    • Jasper says up

      Thai women also have feelings of being in love.

      My wife's best friend even divorced her (often absent) American rich husband because she fell for a young Dutch diving instructor on Koh Chang. Boy didn't have a penny to make, she even had to "keep up" to support him too.

      So yes, quite believable.

    • PEER says up

      No, that may well be true, because in the Netherlands, too, people pay more than average for good quality, and Theo must be “head and shoulders” above the average.
      You can also reason that “head and shoulders” plastically.

    • theowert says up

      Yes, I can't give you faith, but also among Thai women there are just like among Dutch, German, Czech women, who can't get enough of it. But it was not about the experiences in those countries, but about Thailand.

      Of course it started as a joke, but she apparently really enjoyed it, and her future French husband probably paid the costs. She already had a place to stay with me, a second wife because she was also bi. For me it was hard work, let's say top sport and little sleep, which I could do when she was hunting again in the afternoon for the evening.

      But apparently some men were more into football, drinking and forgetting than doing some top sports. So she showed up at my door again at night. By the way, the ladies also got along well with each other and of course the photos could not be added. But I can assure you that sometimes it didn't stop at just two. 🙂

  3. keespattaya says up

    I've dreamed about that too. Unfortunately, it has remained a dream and I always had to pay the lady in Pattaya. Quite a nice story.

  4. Gertg says up

    At least it was a cheap cozy overnight stay for her.

  5. Philippe says up

    I believe the story ... Especially if you have a nice home with a private pool, air conditioning, good bed and breakfast ... and no customer! …. and of course have mastered Kamasutra 555

  6. frans says up

    I believe so too.

    If you've never had the opportunity to experience something like this yourself and you can't imagine it well, that doesn't mean it's unlikely 😉

  7. Eli says up

    It is of course a great starter sentence / entry your first words to her.
    And if it is true……….
    You and possibly the others you mention know if it's true.
    What others believe does not matter.
    Personally, I think it's a nice story.


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