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Pakanga pane kubatana nokukurumidza pakati pevarume vashanu vakanga vakwira chitima chezuva kubva Bangkok kuenda kuChang Mai. Munogara mese zuva rose uye zvakanaka kuva nechimwe chinhu chekutaura nezvazvo. Maoko akazununguswa, mazita ekutanga nemarudzi akachinjana. Vaive muBritish, muRussia, muIndia nemuChinese, vese vangangoita makore makumi mashanu, uye makumi masere ekuzvarwa wechiDutch. Munhu wese airatidza kutaura Chirungu chakanaka.

Briton akanyunyuta zvishoma kuti akange asina kuwana nguva yekudya kudya kwemangwanani kwakanaka pamberi perwendo rwechitima.

Brit: "Ndinovimba kuti mutori wenhau anouya, nekuti ndiri kufa nenzara."

Rus: "Hazvisi zvemunhu kwauri, asi ini handinzwisise kuti vanhu vese vekuBritish vanogona sei kudya zvese mangwanani: bacon, mazai, ham, madomasi akakangwa, howa, bhinzi chena ..."

Chinese: "Uye usakanganwe mbatatisi dzakakangwa."

Indian: "Black pudding inogonawo kuwedzerwa."

Dutchman: "Chinhu, nevaya vekuBritish."

Chitima chakabuda muBangkok chichipinda mumapani.

Chinese: "Ndichitaura nezvekudya kwemangwanani ..." Akatarisa muRussia. “Handisi kukutarisai, asi dzimwe nguva ndinotsamwiswa nevaya vokuRussia vari mukamuri rokudyira remangwanani rehotera. Zvavanoisa mundiro dzavo. Zvimedu zvihombe zvekeke izvo vanongodya hafu chete. Vamwe vose vanogona kuenda.”

Brit: “Ndosaka vanhu vokuRussia vachifanira kubhadhara mari yakawanda yekamuri rehotera. Pakupedzisira, vanobhadhara maitiro avo pachavo. Vashandi veThai vanoona izvi uye havasi kupenga. "

Indian “Ndazvinzwawo nemuridzi wehotera. Chokwadi, vane kodzero yekubhadhara yakawanda.”

Dutchman "Pane chakakanganisika nevaRussia ivavo."

Chitima chaitinhira pamusoro pemapani.

Brit: "Uye pane zvakare chimwe chinhu chekutaura nezve maChinese aya." Akatendeukira kuChina murume uya. "Handirevi iwe, hongu, asi vanhu vekwako vanofamba kuseri kwemureza muPattaya's Walking Street."

Indian: “Vanotarisa kuruboshwe uye kurudyi, asi hapana chavanotenga uye hapana kwavanoenda. Vaya vanoshanda vanonyunyuta zvakanyanya nezverudzi urwu rwekushanya. "

Rus: “Uye pachiteshi chezvikepe vanomira mumapoka ezana kana mazana maviri vakamirira igwa risingauyi. Asi vanofara sei kana vari papikicha vari pamwe chete.”

Dutchman: "Chinhu chine maChinese aya."

Chitima chaibva kune rumwe rutivi chakamhanya chichipfuura chichiridza ruzha.

ChiChinese: "MaIndia aya anogara achindiseka." Akakanda ziso kune mumwe wake wekuIndia. “Handirevi iwe, asi mapoka iwayo evarume vashanu, varume nguva dzose, vanohodha cocktail ine mashanga mashanu mubhawa.”

Brit: “Ehe, ndagara ndichizvinzwa. Handisati ndambozviona nenzira, kungonzwa chete."

Rus: "Ini ndinoizivawo nyaya iyoyo, kubva murunyerekupe."

Dutchman: "Ehe, chimwe chinhu nemaIndia aya."

Chitima chakadzikira ndokugadzirira kumira muAyutthaya.

MuBritain akakwenya murume wechiDutch ane makore makumi masere. “Hatisati tanyatsokunzwai. Munofungei nerusaruro rwakauya pano?”

Dutchman: "Ah, rusaruro, zvingava nani kuti titi kutonga. Nekuti zvandanzwa pano zvinozivikanwa.

Pakarepo mumwe mukadzi weThai wemakore angangoita makumi maviri akagara padivi pemurume wechiDutch. Vakamhoresana nemufaro.

Brit: "Ndiye muzukuru wako here kana kuti mwanasikana?"

MaChina nemaIndia vakatarisa kufarira on. MuRussia airatidzawo kufarira.

Dutchman: “Aiwa, mudzimai wangu. Takaroorana mwedzi mishoma yapfuura. Ari kutarisira mwana wedu wekutanga. Asi ngatienderere mberi nehurukuro yedu. Ikoko kwaiva pamusoro perusarura, handiti? Ndafarira iyo hurukuro. ”…

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