Uta haugone Kugarozorora: Rwendo rwechitatu (Chikamu 18)

John Wittenberg anopa akati wandei mafungire emunhu parwendo rwake kuburikidza neThailand, izvo zvakamboburitswa mupfupi nyaya muunganidzwa 'The uta haugone kugara wakasununguka' (2007). Zvakatanga kuna John sekutiza kubva kumarwadzo nekusuwa zvakura kuita kutsvaga zvinoreva. Buddhism yakazova nzira inofambika. Nyaya dzake dzinogara dzichionekwa paThailandblog.

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Mushure mekupedzisira ndawana vhiza yangu yekuChina mushure mekumirira kwenguva refu, ndave nenzara nekuda kwebvunzo refu yandinofanira kuita mukuyedza moyo murefu wengirozi dzeAsia. Kuzvitutumadza here kufunga kuti ivo vanofanirwa kuburitsa kapeti tsvuku yemushanyi uyu nekuti ndiri kupomba zviuru zvemaeuro muhupfumi? Zvisinei, ndine visa izvozvi uye ndiri kuenda kuChina mumazuva mashoma. Kutsvaga lunch manje. Migwagwa iri pano yakazadzwa nezvitoro zvinotengesa zvese zvinodiwa nemoyo wako. Maranjisi achangobva kusvinwa (madiki pane mandarins, akati girini uye anotapira anotapira). Ndinokwanisa kudzoka shure kwerita uye ndine mavhitaminzi kwevhiki. Uye zvakare inonaka yakachena pineapple.

Zvokudya zvakakangwa zvakakangwa zvakawandisa, mapanikake madiki nehove dzichangobva kugochwa. Mamwe ma noodles mune sieve yesimbi, miriwo mitsva, mamwe miriwo, miniti mune hombe pani inopisa uye une chikafu chinonaka. Ndinogara ndakavatarisa kuti vaone kuti havavheneke ropa rakagwamba, nekuti chinhu chakanyanya kunaka. Uye zvose izvi kubika uye kugocha kunoitwa mumugwagwa, kubva kune utsi hunobhururuka.

Pandinofamba mumugwagwa kubva parwendo rwehusiku (zvimwe pane imwe nguva), ndinoona zvitoro zvese zvakavharwa, kufinhwa nekuita chinhu uye nechido chekusashivirira kuti munguva pfupi ipinde muchiitiko chizere zvakare. Asi mumugwagwa munogara muine danga remazizi ane nzara. Isa mamwe macheya nematafura mumugwagwa, mudziyo une mvura iri kufashaira, zvimwe zvinhu pangoro uye une yako yekudyira. Hapana ruzivo rwekuti zvibvumirano zvinoshanda sei pano, asi zvichida kwete semitemo ine pfungwa dzakatetepa muHolland.

Ndinowanzo tsvaga danga rine matafura mashoma mukati kuti uzorore. Iwe unosarudza kubva pamapani akasiyana mamwe madhishi ane sosi akanakisa, mupunga, unobata zvicherwa uye nendiro yepurasitiki unogara pasi patafura inodedera. Unodira mvura inodziya isiri yepombi kubva mujagi mugagi resimbi rakazadzwa nechando uye rinobva ratonhorerwa. Mufananidzo wamambo hausi kure, dzimwe nguva uri mupepa rekarenda uye nekutarisa kwake kwakakomba anogara akakutarisa. Panowanzova nedhori duku rezvipoko mumba. Iva akanaka kwavari, nekuti kana vange vabva pakutsamwa kwavo, maturnips apera uye anozoita mweya.

Nemagirazi emonade uye ndiro yechikafu unoita seunovaisa mumamiriro akanaka. Kana usina imba, unoisa chikafu, lemonade nerusenzi mujinga memuti uri pedyo nedanga rako. Iyo inopfuurira isiri yeBuddha mashura, asi yakanyatsobatanidzwa; chifananidzo chenoodle chinogona kuenda pedyo nacho. Enzanisa neGermany muti weKisimusi muchechi.

Zvokudya zvinowanzogadzirirwa pedyo netafura yako. Miriwo inochekwa, inotangwa, nyama inochekwa kuita zvidimbu uye tabhu hombe yekugezesa yakagadzirira uye mhuri yese inotora chikamu. Dzimwe nguva ndinopa vana vari kungotamba zvavo. Mhuka dzinofamba-famba dzakasununguka kwose kwose uye dzinoita fungidziro inofadza. Wese munhu ane mutsa kumhuka pano, Buddhism ine ruremekedzo rukuru kune zvese zvipenyu. Kuti haisi dzidziso chete inoratidzwa nechokwadi chiri nyore kuti imbwa pano hadzityi, asi tarisa iwe nekukumbira kunoshamisa, dzimwe nguva kusuruvara kunosuruvarisa. Saka zvakasiyana nembwa dzakarasika dziri kumaodzanyemba kweEurope, tisingarevi nyika dzechiIslam uko imbwa dzinodzingwa sedzisina kuchena.

Chimbuzi chinogara chiri chiitiko chikuru mumaresitorendi aya. Mushure mekunge wavhura gonhi risinga nyatso kuvharika, uchikwenya pamaseams, unowanzo tsvaga chigaba chihombe chezvidhinha chine litre kana churu chemvura uye mbiya yechimbuzi ine isiri-kushanda yekutsvaira. Ndinotoshamisika
kana zvakamboshanda. Unotora chigubhu chemvura kugezesa zvese nekupukuta matako ako, nekuti bepa rechimbuzi harisi kuwanikwa. Saka pasi panotsvedza zvakanyanya. Kunyangwe zvese zvinoratidzika zvakachena zvine musoro, ndinosarudza kusadya kubva pasi. Ruva riri mukona rinomiririra chinhu chechikadzi cheThai. Zvekuweta zvese hazvina dambudziko uye ndofunga vakadzi vane hunyanzvi kupfuura ini. Nokuda kwebasa guru ndinosarudza hotera yakanaka uye nechena yangu, nhanho yakashinga ini ndinozivikanwa semuenzi wehotera yenyeredzi shanu.

Zvagara zvichindishamisa kuti ndingadya zvese pano pasina kurwara. VaThai vanozivikanwa nekunaka kwavo hutsanana. Izvo zvichave zvakasiyana muChina, ndinoudzwa. Nguva chete yandakatanga kurwara yakave yekusawirirana nechikafu kubva kune imwe nzira inonaka yehove soup munzvimbo inodhura. Saka ndinonakidzwa nekudya kwangu mumaresitorendi ari nyore eThai, pati diki nguva dzese. Ndinotarisira zvese zvichaitika. Mufaro wekutevera mutsara unobishaira wemajuru kukwidza madziro uchitsvaga chikafu unokudzidzisa kuti zvidiki zverwendo rwako zvinogona kunge zvakakura sechikamu chekunakidzwa. Izvi zvinoita kuti resitorendi iyi ive kamuzinda kwandiri.

Murwi wengochani uye mutariri we buxom

Boka revarwi, vakapfeka yunifomu chena isina ruvara nechiratidzo chinopenya, vanofora vachimhanya vachipfuura nepamuzinda wamambo. Achipfuura magadhi anochinja, weshure anoburuka ofora akananga kumurwi aneta. Mamwe ose anoenderera mberi. Kuchinja kwevarindi, sekwese kwese pasirese, kunoperekedzwa nengano dzevashanyi. MuRussia munzvimbo dzakasimba dzakadzikama, muEngland nekunyatso kuyerera, muHolland pacifist pasina kupokana kwakanyanya uye muItari nemhemberero dzinotyisa.

Nyika imwe neimwe inoratidzira hunhu hwayo hwekune dzimwe nyika mukuchinjana kwayo kwevarindi vemuzinda wehumambo kana kwete. Varume vazhinji muno muThailand vanofamba vachikwenya zviuno, kunyange ngochani dzinobuda pachena maererano nemaitiro echiDutch. Kumirira chiteshi chebhazi neruoko parutivi, makumbo akapeta zvishoma, bhegi rakajeka rine diki teddy bear zvinyoro nyoro muruoko neminwe yakatambanudzwa. Kunyemwerera kwakanaka kunopedzisa mufananidzo wemurume anotapira gay.

Dai ndaifanira kutamba muzukuru wekare mufirimu semutambi, ndaizozviita seizvi! Kudai ndaiva sajeni, ndaizonetsekana kuti ndisandure mauto eThai aya kuti ave varume chaivo, tisingatauri nezvefodhi. Havamhanyi zvisina mwero, vasina kukura uye vasina hanya semaDutch, asi zvinoyevedza vanoisa tsoka dzavo dzakanaka mberi uye vanoita mafambiro anosetsa padivi nemaoko avo akatambanudza. Pane imwe nguva vakatarisana pakusununguka, varwi vanonyemwerera vakatarisana, vachikwenya pfuti dzavo, vachitwasanudza menduru uye votsveta mucheka wegoridhe panzvimbo. Uye nematanho ekudhanha anenge akazara vanochinja nzvimbo.

Zviripachena kuti haungahwine hondo nemasoja aya. Uye izvo zvinofadza moyo wangu unoda rugare. Hapana hunhu hwemurume apa, kuitira kuti vakasimba vawane vakadzi vakanaka kwazvo. Uye izvo zvinoita kuti hunyoro hwangu huve hwakanaka. Hapana vanhu vari serious uye vakasuwa pano. Uye ndizvo zvinoita moyo wangu wechiRoma wakanaka. Hapana kugumbuka uye vanhu vakapfeka zvakashata pano. Uye izvo zvinofadza moyo wangu usina maturo.

Ndiri kunyora nyaya diki iyi mundege yeSriLanka Airways, ndiri munzira kuenda kuBeijing. Vese vachengeti vendege veSri Lankan - kune kutyisa kwangu - vakatenderedza. Kunyangwe muvhidhiyo yekusimudzira. Vanodzedzereka vachidzika nemukoto uye pasina kumbozengurira vanosiya machuru emafuta muchiuno mavo asina kufukidzwa semuyedzo wepamusoro-soro.

Handisati ndambonwa tii inonaka kudaro mundege, yakapiwa nemaoko akasimba echiDutch akazara-murero. Vatariri vendege munyika dzose vanofanira kuseka, kunyange kana injini nhatu dzakundikana uye ndege iri kufamba ichidzika. Havasiyane pane izvozvo. Asi ini handisati ndambosangana nekuwanda senge yeSriLanka. Vanopa chikafu nematama eapuro akacheneswa uye ndinofungidzira kuti vanodya chikafu chakawandisa ivo pachavo.

Tichifunga pasi rose kuti kusarudzwa kwevashandi vendege kunomiririra runako rwenyika, ndinombomira kushanya kwangu kuSriLanka kwechinguva. Panguva ino ini ndinongoita huroyi mukufarira kunodziya kweThai.

Mukadzi wechiThai anodawo murume chaiye dzimwe nguva, ndinofunga mukunyanya kuzvivimba. Uye hunhu hwangu hwechiDutch hwakakora uye hwakakasharara hunogamuchirwa pano. Pasina kufanira kuchinja zvakawanda pamusoro pangu, ini ndinotamba iro basa neverve. Uye zvinondisiya ndichinyengedza zvinoshamisa kuti ndiri kumashure kweThai gay male makwikwi.

Hafu yendiro yemuto

Rutsoka rwekutanga pavhu reChinese. MuBeijing zvino. Denga rachena uye tembiricha yakanaka madhigirii makumi maviri. Pakutanga ndakashamisika kuti miti yakanga yakafukidzwa nejira regrey, asi mahwindo etekisi akanga asina kugezwa kwemwedzi yakawanda, rombo rakanaka.

Ndakatsvaga hotera yakanaka zvakare kuburikidza neinternet. Izvo zvakakosha kuti uwane hotera pakati, kuchamhembe kwakadziva kumabvazuva kweguta rakarambidzwa, nekuti madaro akakura. Nharaunda yacho yakakura seBelgium, ine vagari vanopfuura mamiriyoni makumi maviri.

Pamaeuro makumi mashanu imba yakanaka, mutengo wakanaka weAsia zviyero, asi ini handisi kunzwa kuda kusvetuka uye kugara mutekisi kwenguva yakareba. Mushure mekugezesa kwakanaka, wakaongorora nzvimbo yakatenderedza hotera yeATM, internet shopu, kuwacha neresitorendi. Nekuti ini handimboshandisi resitorendi yehotera, iyo inowanzova yepakati mumhando, inodhura uye, pamusoro pezvose, kusagadzikana zvakanyanya.

Ndinoona tende rakanaka rekudyira, magirazi egirazi patafura, marambi matsvuku mazhinji, shumba mbiri dzakarinda uye menyu isina mifananidzo. Ini ndinonongedza kune dzimwe ndiro pamatafura ari padyo nebhodhoro redoro uye nemaeuro mashoma ndinoona chikafu chichioneka patafura yenherera yese mumasekondi. Mushure mekugomera kwakadzika, ingotanga kudya.

Zvichiri kujuja kudya nezvimiti. Tsvimbo dzinofanira kugara dzakaenzana, kana zvisina kudaro zvinounza rombo rakanaka. Uye kunyange neushingi hwekuora mwoyo kana iwe usingakwanisi kuwana zvokudya zvakanamatira pakati pematanda: usambofa wakanamatira matanda muzvokudya! Uku kuri kuyedza mweya yakaipa kuti ikonzerese gehena nekutukwa. Ingoibata nemaoko ako. Nyora dzimwe ndiro dzose dziri patafura mundiro duku. Pfupisa chinhambwe uye saka wedzera mukana wekuchengeta zvese patsvimbo yako nekubata mbiya pasi pechirebvu chako. Ndokusundira mukati.

Napkins ndeyevana. MaChina anoita ruzha pakudya uye anopopota kuti zvinofadza. Pasina chero kunyara ivo vanokutarisa nemuromo wakashama wakazadzwa nerupo uye vanokuita chikamu chechikamu chavo chekutanga chekugaya. Vanoravira kunge vari pakuravira kwewaini. Uye kunyatsotaura ivo chokwadi, nekuti iwe unoravira zvirinani zvinoita. Vashandi vanopopoterana semhata. Ruzha runorira runonzwika kubva muchimbuzi nguva dzose.

Zvinoda kujaira, asi zvine mukana wekuti hapana anoshamisika kana ndichiedza kumedza ndiro yesopu uye kusimudza zvidimbu zvenyama nezvimiti, izvo - ndisati ndasvika pachiteshi chengarava - zvinopfachukira mumuromo mangu ne muto mukuru.

Doro rekuChina rinonaka kunge nekita, four percent doro uye kutoviriswa nemupunga. Inodhura semvura, saka sarudzo inokurumidza kuitwa. Kunze kwemupunga, ndiro dzese dzakasiyana nedzedu dzekuChina.

Mushure mekudongorera mune maungira evamwe vandinoshanda navo, ndinosiya nzvimbo ino nehembe ine sopu pamusoro pedumbu rakatenderera. Mukumuka kwangu ndinoona muChina anosungirira anosuka ndiro yangu yegirazi kubva pahafu yendiro yemuto nemucheka wakashata zvakanyanya.

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