Kubira
Mudzimai wangu neni takanga tichifamba munzvimbo yekupaka yeMAKRO yemunharaunda munzira yekuenda kumotokari yedu apo chimwe chinhu chakaziviswa. Mudzimai wangu akabva abvunza kana chikwama changu chichiri nacho. Ndakanzwa kwekanguva asi rombo rakanaka raive richiripo. Ndakabvunza kuti: "Pane mapikicha ari kushanda pano?" Zvisinei, ndakagamuchira mhinduro: "Kwete, chikwama chete chakawanikwa".
Kwete, muThailand, munzvimbo dzisina vashanyi, haugone kuona kubirwa zviri nyore. Ndakasangana nenyaya muVietnam munzvimbo ine vashanyi vazhinji. Muhomwe anotya – aitya, pamwe nekuti ndakaperekedzwa ne 1'96” shamwari yechiDutch – yakaita nhamburiko uye nekutenda isina kubudirira kuedza kutibvisira zvakakosha. Akabva asimuka nekuchimbidza.
Handisati ndamboita zvehuori pano, kana nemapurisa. Kare, vamiririri dzimwe nguva "vaizounganidza" mazuva mashoma mazororo asati asvika, asi iyo inguva refu yapfuura. Zvaimbobvirawo kuwana wedzero yegore rimwe neimwe mari kuwedzera kwekugara kuronga. Izvozvo hazvichaiti pano. Makore mashoma apfuura imwe shamwari yedu yakanaka yakapinda mutaundi iri pascooter yayo isina ngowani ndokuchaira musungo remapurisa. Akakwanisa kubhadhara faindi yacho ipapo ndokugamuchira risiti sezvayaifanira kuva.
Asi kutaura kuti hakuna mhosva kana huwori muThailand kuri kuenda kure. Somuenzaniso, ndinoziva kuti dzimwe nguva varume vanopinzwa basa nokuda kwemiitiro isiri pamutemo. Nekuda kwekushaya mari uye nekupihwa mikana mishoma yekuwana mari yakanaka nenzira yepamutemo, vanowanzobvumirana. Izvi dzimwe nguva zvinoitika kubvisa (yakachengetedzwa) miti kubva mumasango. Miti iyoyo inowanzokosha kudarika miriyoni baht. Varume vanofanirwa kuita basa mumasango azere nyoka nedzimwe mhuka dzine njodzi - kazhinji pakati pehusiku - vanongobhadharwa mazana mashoma baht, saka mutengi chete ndiye anopfuma.
Mbavha dzemombe dzinofambawo pano uye dzaiitawo munharaunda yedu makore masere apfuura. Panguva iyoyo, vagari vomunharaunda yacho vakavhara migwagwa ine mitsetse nezvivharidzo zvaishandiswa usiku nevarume vane mabhomba vaivanda kuseri kwemasaga ejecha. Mupunga unokohwewa unotariswawo husiku nevarimi vemupunga. Saka zvinoita sezviri madikanwa kuita izvozvo, asi hongu zvakare nekuti havagone kurasikirwa negoho rakadaro.
Kubiridzira kunoitikawo, izvo zvinonyanya kukanganisa vanhu vakuru uye naizvozvo kazhinji vagari vekumaruwa vasina kudzidza. Somuenzaniso, imwe hama yangu yakatengesa fetereza isingakoshi, asi pane imwe nguva yakanga yakachenjera zvokuti yakasvika kune mumwe mukuru mukuru wehurumende ndokubvunza kana aigona kuiona. Chokwadi izvozvo zvakabva zvaita zvakaipa akatsiurwa kuti ambomira nekuti aizofumurwa rimwe zuva. Akapiwa tsananguro yekuti pakadai mauto etsoka chete anoenda kujeri, asi vanhu vanowana mari yakawanda vanogara vachikwanisa kuronga nenzira yekuti havabatwe.
Ini pachangu ndakasangana neimwe nyaya ye (kuyedza) kubiridzira pandakaongororwa mahara nemukadzi wangu. Hongu izvozvo zvainyumwa pachazvo nekuti hazvina kurongwa nehurumende. Sangano rakanga raronga nzvimbo yakanga yaungana vanhu vakati wandei. Zvakaratidza kuti zvaitsigirwa nekambani yaitengesa mishonga yechisikigo. Kuongorora kwehutano kwakave kusiri kwakanyanya: mushure mekupa ruzivo rwemunhu sezera uye uremu, ndakapihwa probe pamunwe wangu yaive yakabatana nekombuta. Kuferefeta kwakaramba kuri pamunwe wangu kweminiti ndikaona pascreen kuti muviri wangu wese waiongororwa. Ndakabva ndagamuchira serial number necomputer printout. Kudhinda kwakaratidza kuti ndaiva nechimwe chinhu pakati pemitezo yangu uye paivawo nemagwaro aivhiringidza kumudzimai wangu. Taifanira zvino kumirira kuti serial number yedu itepfenyurwe kuitira kuti tigokurukura nyaya yacho ne“nyanzvi” uye pasina mubvunzo taizopiwa zano kushandisa mimwe mishonga yechisikigo. Hatina kumirira nguva yedu.
Sumo yakati rebei kune zvinotevera:
Vaviri vane nzvimbo yakawanda vanogara pasi pekiromita imwe kubva kwatiri. Havana zvakawanda zvavanoita nazvo - sezviri pachena vane mari yakakwana - saka miti yave nemukana wekukura kuita hofori dzesango kwemakore akawanda. Uye mimwe yemiti iyoyo yaikosha mari yakawanda. Zvino vakanga vava nevhu rakawanda kwazvo zvokuti vakanga vasina kuisa ruzhowa rwakaipoteredza uye somugumisiro mumwe wemiti iyoyo wakanyangarika mamwe mangwanani. Hapana chavainge vanzwa nekuti paive nemugwagwa mukuru waipfuura nepanyika yavo uye pakanga pasina miti munzvimbo yaigara imba yavo. Uyezve, mbavha dzakanga dzasarudza usiku hune mamiriro okunze akaipa kuitira kuti vagari vemo vasanzwa chinhu chipi nechipi. Miti miviri inokosha yakasara pachikamu ichocho chenyika yakabva yakomborerwa nemongi uye yakashongedzwa nemarabhoni eorenji. Zvisinei, izvozvo hazvina kutadzisa mumwe muti wechipiri kutsakatika. Muridzi wacho akabva aisa ruzhowa rwemasaga ejecha ndokurinda muti wokupedzisira usiku. Asi kurinda muti iwoyo manheru ega ega hazvibviri, saka mamwe mangwanani muti wechitatu wakanga waendawo.
Runyararo rwakadzoka. Asi kwete kwenguva refu. Mamwe manheru kwakaitika pfuti, asi izvozvo hazvina kutinetsa nokuti kunowanzovhimwa musango. Asi ipapo takagamuchira runhare rwokutya kubva kushamwari yomudzimai wangu: “Garai mukati ndokukiya suo nemhaka yokuti munharaunda yenyu mune mbavha.” Mangwana acho takanzwa zvakanga zvaitika. Kwakanga kuchine miti inokosha yakanga yasara, asi yakanga iri pedyo nemba uye naizvozvo zvakanga zvine ngozi kuibvisa uchiziva kuti muridzi wayo akanga ane pfuti. Saka vamwe varume vakanga vakapfeka zvifukidziro vakarwisa muridzi wemba ndokumusungirira pachigaro. Zvisinei, mudzimai wake akakwanisa kutiza ndokumhanyira kukamnan. Iye zvino kamnan yega yega ine kero yeruzhinji uye akadana vagari venzvimbo kuti vatore matanho. Tinogara kure zvakanyanya kuti tinzwe izvozvo, asi mbavha dzakazvinzwa ndokutiza mativi ese.
Mangwana acho inspector wemapurisa akauya kwatiri achida mamwe mashoko. Chokwadika akashanyirawo vamwe vagari vomunzvimbomo, asi hazvina kuguma nokusungwa kana kuti chimwe chinhu chakadaro. Zvisinei, kushanya kwomukuru mukuru wacho sezviri pachena kwakanga kwafadza nokuti hapana kumwe kuedza kwakaitwa kutema miti yakanga yasara.
Ndinobvuma kuti hutsotsi hushoma. Kuti vanhu vamiririrane uye vashande pamwe chete. Asi handibvumi kuti munhu haachagoni kuronga chero chinhu nemari yaimbobvira kare. Zvichiri kugoneka, asi zvave kudhura nekuti vakuru vane chekuita navo vave kukara. Ndinozivawo kubva pane zvakaitika kwandiri kuti mapurisa ane huori uye kuti vose vane huwori. Asi munharaunda yangu ine radius ye25 km (uye isiri kure neguta guru) hapana munhu anotasva mudhudhudhu kana mudhudhudhu ane ngowani nekuti mapurisa haaite chero chinhu nazvo. Vanouya mwedzi wega wega kubva kubhizinesi diki neguru kuzotora mari, iyo inogona kunzi 'mari yekudzivirira'. Zvinoita sekuti vanongofarira mari hombe. Nezve bhizinesi nenzvimbo, zvese zvisina musoro zvinogoneka pano nekuti, semuenzaniso, ivhu rehurumende, asi chero bedzi shamwari yako ichibhadhara. Zvaunoita, panguva ipi uye kuti ruzha rwakadii haruite mutsauko. Semunhu wakazvimirira haugone kunyunyuta kana kuvimba nerubatsiro rwemapurisa nekuti muzvinabhizimusi ari kutaurwa anobhadhara mapurisa uye iwe semunhu akazvimirira haudaro. Ndanga ndichigara muThailand kwechikamu chikuru kwemakore makumi maviri nemasere uye ndinoshinga kutaura kuti kwandinoenda uye zvandinoona uye zvandinoona zvakawanda, zvatowedzera kuipa pasi pehutongi hwazvino uye kutaura kweterevhizheni.
Wadiwa Rentenier, chandinoshamisika ndechekuti huwori hunonyanya kuitika munzvimbo dzine zvakawanda zvinofanirwa kuwanikwa, semuenzaniso munzvimbo dzevashanyi. Zvakawanda zvishoma zviripo muIsaan uye avhareji mushandi wehurumende ave kutya - ndinofungidzira - kudzingwa basa. Somuenzaniso, haumbooni mapurisa muno mumaruwa, kana kunotora mari. Nguva yekupedzisira mapurisa (akapfeka zvipfeko) akanga ari pano nesu, anenge makore mashanu apfuura, kwaiva kuunganidza mari nokuda kwechikonzero chakanaka. Kwete zvinosungirwa uye zvechokwadi kwete kudzivirira mari. Chokwadi pakanga paine chinhu chakashata pamusoro payo uye nguva yakati gare gare chiratidzo chakaoneka panzvimbo dzakasiana-siana munzira chairatidza kuti kuunganidza nenzira iyi kwakanga kusingadiwi. Handina kuzomboona munhu zvakare mushure meizvi. Kuvakwa kwemigwagwa yeko kunoruramiswawo nezvikwangwani munzira. Inotaurawo huwandu hwematenda. Saka pane zviri pachena pano.
Mubvunzo wangu ndewekuti: "Une ruzivo rwechangobva kuitika nehuori muIsan?"
Rega ndikusimbise.
Vanhu vanewo uori muna Isa.
Mumwe we (vazhinji) vanotengesa zvinodhaka veko akatosungwa katatu, asi achiri kufamba akasununguka, nepo vashandisi vezera rezera vakatongwa.
Maererano nevagari vomumusha, mutengo unopetwa katatu mutengo wenguva dzose wakabhadharwawo nokuda kwebasa rokuvaka romunzvimbomo.
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