Iwe unosangana nezvose muThailand (225)
Munhevedzano yenyaya dzatinotumira nezvechimwe chinhu chakakosha, chinosekesa, chinofadza, chinofamba, chisinganzwisisike kana chakajairwa nevaverengi muThailand nhasi: Muvakidzani, VaEngineer….
Nezve njodzi dzekuonda
Muvakidzani wedu anonzi 'naay chaang'. Mr. in-ge-ni-eur. Anovaka uye anovandudza dzimba uye anogadziridza zvinhu zvese. Uye yakamira!
Akavaka imba yokurara pamba pedu iyo ichiripo, uye mudhuri wakareba wemamita matatu mukukwirira mumukoto unobva mhepo zhinji. Izvowo zvichiri kushamisira zvinoyevedza! VaEngineer vanoremekedzwa uye vanobatsirwa nemumwe technician, porter uye whopper yemuchina wewelding umo maporinyari anobhururuka nepawaya dzemagetsi dzinenge dzakasungwa nekunamwa pamwe chete...
Yakanga yave nguva yekugadziridza imba yake ega uye kufungidzira kuti chii, mafafitera aida kugadziridzwa zvakanaka. Bhachi idzva repende! Asi kutanga pendi yekare inofanira kubviswa.
Mutete!
Akatanga nekukwesha nekukwesha kuti anyatsochenesa mafuremu ematanda akaomarara, achishandisa poto ine nhete.
Matanho, mumhanzi, apo neapo safire, uye feni nekuda kwekupisa. Patlom ndozvavanotaura apa. Zvakanyanya kudikanwa nekuti muIsaan inogona kusvika mu40 Celsius uye wobva wada mweya mutsva kubasa.
Uye saka munyoro akatanga kushanda nehari yakaonda uye scraper, asi akakanganwa chimwe chinhu. Ehe, haufanirwe kunongedza iyo fan kwauri kana uri kushanda nemvura inonyungudutsa pendi ine mugumisiro unodhaka. A naay chaang anofanira kuziva izvozvo, handiti?
Aihwa! Haazive kana kuti anofunga kuti ndezva sisi. Oo, ndakasangana nazvo! Kana ndikakweretesa muchina wekukweshesa uye ndowedzera magirazi ekushivirira kana mask yekukweshesa: ndinosekwa. Mwana wemukadzi wangu akabva arara pamubhedha kwemazuva nemaziso achipisa...
Kukwereta jigsaw kana chibooreso chekongiri (nditende, iwe uchadzidza kuita izvozvo ...) uye wedzera zvidziviriro zvekunzwa uye magirazi ekuchengetedza: iwe uchasekwa. Ndezve sisi! .
Saka munyainjiniya haana kumbofunga kaviri akabva aenda kunoshanda pamahwindo ake. Kusvika mukadzi wake hapana chaakanzwa ndokuenda kunotarisa. Gentleman flat pasi. Kuburikidza nemhepo 'inosimbisa', sokunge zvakadaro. Akazvuzvurudza injiniya kumubhedha wake nesimba rake rose, uko kwaakarara pamberi paPampus kwemazuva maviri akazara akatadza kuti bhoo kana kuti bha... Dana chiremba? O, unopenga here….
Zvisinei, murume akanaka akararama. Saka, vanhu, mutete? Zvionere…
Yakatumirwa na Eric Kuypers
Yakanyorwa zvakanaka.
Munguva yakapfuura, ndanga ndichishanda neine flex kupfupisa simbi yekongiri inobuda pavharanda.
Akamira pamanera negumbo rimwe neruoko rumwe rwakabata balcony, flex flex yakadonha kubva kune rimwe ruoko rwake uye flex ichibva yapinda mumhepo patambo iri chinhambwe chakachengeteka kubva kwandiri.
Kutamba kwakawanda kunoitwa mumusha medu.
Mukadzi kazhinji anosungirwa mutsika kukumbira mumwe munhu womumhuri kuti aite basa racho.
Mataira anodonha kubva pamadziro, madziro ematombo anodonha, magonhi nemahwindo hazvivharwe.
Mienzaniso isingaverengeki.
Chirongwa cheTV; murume wangu mushandi wemaoko, angave akabudirira muThailand.
Ehe Eric,
Ipapo avo vakaonda / acetone sniffers vanofanira kunge vari nyeredzi chaidzo, uye kwete mawimps.
Nekuti mushure me'kunhuwa' kushoma vanonzwa kunge vari kudenga, nekuti muvakidzani wako weinjiniya akaenda pasi pechikepe kwemazuva maviri akazara.
VEZERA, handina ruzivo rwekufemba. Ndinofunga pwere inofemba (glue) ichamira kana nguva yedenga yasvika.
Nezvemuvakidzani, mudzimai wangu akandiudza kuti akanga ashanda mangwanani ose uye ndinofungidzira kuti akanga anyanya kuwandisa. Zvisinei, haambozviiti zvakare ...
Kanenge ipapo zvingava nani Mutete, uye kwete marara! Ha ha.
Hongu, kune zvikoro zvehunyanzvi muThailand, asi vechidiki vazhinji vanofanirwa kuvimba ne 'vadzidzisi' panguva yebasa uye dzimwe nguva zvinhu hazvifambi.
Vanowanzova varimi vesadza, kana kukohwa kwapera vanenge vaine rimwe basa, rakaita sekuruka zvidhinha kana kutaira kana kupenda, zvichingodaro. Kazhinji zvinhu zvinofamba zvakanaka, asi kune vamwewo vasingazvinzwisise vobva vanzi VaEngineer 55555. LOL.