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Migwagwa yakabatikana, migwagwa ine mvura uye traffic isina kurongeka. Denga rine makore nevimbiso yekunaya kwemvura zhinji. De Inquisitor anokurumidza kupaka munzvimbo yakavharwa yekupaka ye @Hotel Udon. Zita risinganzwisisike asi anowana nenzvimbo yakanakisa yekugara: inonzwisisika mumutengo, pakati chaipo peguta, yakagadziridzwa zvachose kwete kare kare.

Pfungwa shoma yapinda mune izvi: kwete kamuri diki, pane zvinopesana, rakapamhama. Uye imba yekugezera yakagadzirwa ergonomically. Nyore nhanho-mushawa ine pasi ingori masendimita kudzika kuitira kuti usarambe uchigumburwa kupinda nekubuda mushower. Towel rack munzvimbo chaiyo, chimbuzi chisingapindi munzira uye bepa rinosvikika pasina kukotama neshure. Yakachena singi ine girazi hombe uye sherufu hombe yezvimbuzi zvako.

Mukamuri, wadhiropu yakakura yakavakirwa pamwe chete nefiriji uye terevhizheni inopedzisa mukati, mubhedha wamambo wakagadzirwa zvinoyevedza.
Pamusoro pazvo pane terrace ine sink uye socket, chimwe chinhu chinogona kuita kuti ugare kwenguva refu nekuti waigona kubika ipapo. Zvakanaka zvakakwana kuti De Inquisitor akwanise kusvuta mudzanga nguva nenguva pasina kubuda mukamuri, unotofanira kuvhara mhepo inofefetera nekuti kabati rekunze rinofuridzira mweya unodziya wakananga pateru. Zvinonzwisa tsitsi kuti maonero haasi ese, akakumbira pasi pasi uye zvino agara padivi, nekuona storey high parking lot of the shopping mall.
Angoiswa, anofamba nesoi Sampan akananga kuchipatara. Zvakati omei kupfuura nguva dzose, musana unorwadza unomunyevera zvakare uye zvakare. Zvekuti haaone semazuva ese. Patova nevamwe vanhu vamira netsoka nekuti kwave kusvika masikati, asi Mubvunzurudzo haakwanisi kuita hanya nazvo. Anopinda muchipatara cheBangkok nekuseri asi anoziva nzira yake yekutenderera, muimba huru yekutandarira, De Inquisitor anokurumidza kuwana dhesiki kuti aone nguva. Asvika ipapo, anobva angogamuchirwa muchiRungu, asi kamwe kamwe haachayeuki zita rachiremba. Chiremba vakamurapawo, vachibatsirana nevamwe, padambudziko rake reitsvo makore matatu apfuura. Guayol? Gunajon? Ganayun?
Inobva yaita Gunyamol, taura 'Kggunyamul'. Zvakanaka. Mangwana mangwanani munogona pakarepo, maawa masere pano kuongororwa ropa. Hongu, unogona kunwa kofi kare.

Kudzoka mhiri kwepaki yemotokari inopenya, mumugwagwa uko De Inquisitor anogutsa nzara yake paPfalz, yekudyira yekuGerman. The Inquisitor ane hanya zvishoma. Kuneta nekukasira, chaiko kupererwa zvachose, kunorwadza kuzasi musana uye izvi kwemazuva. Pamwe itsvo zvakare, nhamo. Saka hapana kunakidzwa nemafaro eguta, zvirinani kudzokera mukamuri yekumborara masikati. Morale iri pedyo ne zero, hongu. Terevhizheni, sezvakangoita kumba, haigoni kumufadza. Verenga ipapo, rarama kwenguva refu iyo E-muverengi. Mushure mekurara, hurukuro parunhare nemudiwa akasara mumusha, chikoro chinomanikidzira kumwanasikana uye pasina mhuri yekubatsira kuti irambe yakatarira mwana ari kuyaruka.

Mudiwa uyo akati fambei mudumps, anetsekana. Zvikuru nemhaka yokuti haapo nesu, asi De Inquisitor akanga amurambidza nemhaka yokuti aida kunotora mwanasikana wake kuchikoro. Usadaro iwe. Mira zvishoma.

Manheru mafaro: kudya kwemanheru kuDa Sofia. Anotofanira kubva muhotera iye aripo. Uye kwete, kwete hunyanzvi hweItaly hwakadai sepasta kana pizza, asi steak yakanaka. Kupedzisa, tiramisu inonaka, aah, inoita kuti munhu anzwe zviri nani. Nepo De Inquisitor achiri kutarisa-tarisa kubva pamateru iwayo, anoona Brickhouse kune rimwe divi. New. Zvakanaka, yakavhurika kwemwedzi mishoma asi yave nguva kubva paakanga ari muUdon uye ivo vachiri kugadzirisa. Udon iri kuchinja, zvishoma nezvishoma uye zvakanyanya. Zvinosiririsa, nekuti De Inquisitor anofarira hunhu hwepurovhinzi.

Mangwana acho kudzokera kukiriniki. Mvura yanyangarika asi zuva hariite kuti The Inquisitor afare. Marwadzo ari muzasi kumashure haana hanya. Anogara aine zviratidzo zvinopera here kana achida kuona chiremba.

Zvinofanira kutaurwa, zvinhu zviri kufamba zvakanaka ipapo. Zvakanyatsopfava. Chingopinda, runhare rwake rwangotaura painternet pavo uye vari kutouya kumutsvaga. 'Zvikamu zvinokosha' zvakanyorwa pasuo. Era kukwira kweropa, tembiricha, uremu. Mukoti anoshuma kuti uremu hwake hwakafanana chaizvo negore nehafu rapfuura apo De Inquisitor akauya kuzoongororwa kekupedzisira. Zvakanaka, vanochengeta zvese zvakadaro. Zvakare 'mira maminetsi mashoma' asi ipfupi kwazvo kuti uvhure foni. Whoopa, kutora ropa. Akanaka mukoti, Iye Inquisitor anopenya. Uye ane hushamwari zvakare. Agadzirira munguva pfupi iri kutevera, muromo une mazino machena akajeka unoonekwa kuburikidza nekunyemwerera kwakanaka: 'Iwe unogona ikozvino kudya kudya kwemangwanani kana uchida. Dzoka mushure meawa'. Kunaka chaiko. Kungodzokera kuPfalz, iri padyo nemusuwo wekuseri kwechipatara. Muridzi anobvunza nemutsa kana zvese zvakanaka kana kwete uye anopa chikafu chinonaka cheFlemish chisiri pamenyu: chingwa chitsva, chichiri hafu inodziya, mazai maviri akakangwa, ham chaiyo, madomasi.

Paanodzoka, hapana chikonzero chekumirira, pakarepo kuna chiremba, mukuru. Mukadzi wekuChina anobva, anotaura Chirungu chakanaka. Uye ane faira reInquisitor pamberi pake. Chinokosha ndechekuti iyo creatine yemukati muropa yakanyanya kukwirisa, itsvo dzashe hazvichagone kuita izvozvo zvakare, isu takanga tisingazive izvozvo kubva kare, isu? Izvi zvinoita kuti ushaye basa, unokurumidza kuneta, unonzwa marwadzo emhasuru, makumbo, ....

Mubvunzi aitova nefungidziro yakadaro.

Hongu, asi chii zvino? Nyore: wedzera mwero wezuva nezuva wesoda mint mapiritsi. Kubva kaviri kamwe pazuva kusvika kaviri matanhatu pazuva. Makore matatu apfuura, De Inquisitor aifanira kutora masere eawa kaviri pazuva mushure mekupindira uye mahwendefa madiki saka hapana dambudziko, haana kumbove nemhedzisiro. Uye meseji: Iwe unofanirwa kuuya kuzoongororwa kazhinji, gore nehafu rakareba kwazvo….. Chiremba chisingaperi chine phobia.

Asi zvakadini nemarwadzo ari kurutivi rworudyi? Ah, bvunza mumwe chiremba izvozvo. Uye akatoziviswa uye akarayirawo zuva rinotevera: ultrasound, scan, MRI. Aaaah! Bah. MRI scan, inosiririsa muchina.

Zuva rinopofomadza Mubvunzi paanobuda. Uye chakamushamisa anoona kuti dzatova eleven o'clock mangwanani. Ode kuzvipatara zveThai! Zvakare: marwadzo ari kuzasi kumashure haatombo nzwisisike. Izvozvo zvinobvira sei? Chikafu chinokurumidza, chido chake hachina kunyangarika chero nguva uye yekutanga yakawedzera dose ye sodamint inogona kutorwa. Wobva wafamba kuenda kuCentral Plaza. Kusimudza tsika yakawedzera kuMadokero ake. Ipfupi pfupi, hembe nhatu nyowani. Chidiro chisingapindi moto chehovhoni. Zvakare kungoenda kubhanga, hapana ruzivo rwekuti ma scans iwayo achadii mangwana.

Iyo inotonhorera yemukati meshopping mall inopesana zvakanyanya nekupisa kwekunze, asi pane mhinduro yeThai yeizvi: panzvimbo yekudzoka kumashure mazana mashanu kana matanhatu emamita, anotora kwemakumi mana baht. Murume iyeye anowana raramo yake zvakanaka, The Inquisitor akagara akanaka uye ane usimbe. Uye anopinda muBrickhouse kunonwa kofi.

Ine chimwe chinhu, iyo yekushongedza. Iyo Inquisitor haigone kunyatsoisa zita rekugadzira pairi, asi inonakidza mukugadzira, ruvara uye musanganiswa. Chaizvoizvo zvikamu zvitatu: terrace padivi pemugwagwa, chikamu chikuru chemukati uye diki diki gadheni terasi. Uye iyo cappuccino haina kufanana neyaakambove nayo muThailand kwemakore gumi nematatu apfuura. Inonaka: nekrimu yakachena uye sinamoni kamuti, bhisikiti. Chinhu chega icho De Inquisitor asingadi terevhizheni: CNN, BBC uye vamwe vanovhiringidza kutya kwavo mukati mekugadzwa. Media kupenga pakugona kwayo, ichiri kushandura chinhu chidiki kuita nhau dzepasirese mushure memakore ese aya - chero zvichinetsa nyika dzekuMadokero. Iye anozoona kuti iwe unogona kutiza izvi - pane terasi mumugwagwa uye mubindu haunganetswa nazvo. Zvakanaka, zvakare, icho chinhu chemunhu, kune vanhu vanochifarira. Manheru iwayo De Inquisitor anewo kudya kwemanheru ikoko, zvinonaka: howa muto, miriwo, fries, zvinoratidzwa zvakanaka, rombo rakaipa kuti steak yake yakaitwa zvakanaka panzvimbo yepakati yakakumbirwa. Ah zvakanaka, zvinogona kuitika, haazokanganise zvinhu nekuda kweizvozvo. Zvakanaka uye mangwanani-ngwanani mukamuri zvakare, kutaura kwechinyakare nemukadzi uyo anowana kadiki Pang Pong pamberi pekamera, Mubvunzurudzo anovapotsa vese vatovemo mumusha uyu mudiki.

Mangwanani akatevera, De Inquisitor akarara zvakanaka, asingarwadzi kwenguva refu. Anoramba achizviona zvichishamisa. Kudya kwemangwanani kuPfalz zvakare, kumashure nekudzoka kwekukwesha mazino uye kuchipatara. Kwaanonzwa kusagadzikana nekuti madzimai ari pakaunda vanotomuziva, aiwa ndatenda, ndoda kusaonekwa semutengi wenguva dzose pano. Sezvinei havazivi kuti voita sei kuti munhu arambe akamirira, anobva angobatwa ruoko oendeswa kudzimba dzekurapisa. Kwaanofanira kupfeka mamwe mapijama anopenga, akakura kwazvo, ane tambo dzokuvhara saka anofanira kushevedzera kubatsirwa. Anobva apfeka hembe kumashure.
Ultrasound yakanaka. Mudzimai akanaka kwazvo zvakare, majee akanaka nekuti De Inquisitor anomubvunza nzeve dzemusoro - hongu hapana chaanoziva pamifananidzo iyi asi ari kuda kuziva nezvaanoona. Zvino kumuchina wekurapa wakashata uyo Inquisitor anoziva. MRI scan. Tangi refu raunounzwa wakarara pachitsiga. Iwe haugone kuita chero chinhu, haugone kubva. Strange-futuristic inonzwika isingambomira uye zvinotora nguva kuti The Inquisitor aone kuti kune zvakare izwi: 'Tora mweya' 'Bata mweya wako'. Mukomana. Kurwadziwa kwake kunotora zvikamu zvitatu muzvina zveawa uye kwaisafanira kunge kwakatora miniti yakareba.

Nenguva iyo De Inquisitor anenge apfeka zvakare, anogona kutoenda kuna urologist. Chiremba wechidiki, anotaura Chirungu asi anonetsa kunzwisisa nekuda kwekatauriro kasinganzwisisike. Farai naye, 'Ndinodzidza faira renyu baba Rudiii'. "Aive purofesa wangu akakushandira muti makore apfuura muBangkok!".

Pane dombo muitsvo yekuruboshwe asi rinogona kugara parizvino, harikuvadzi, hari 'kuyangarara', rakanamira. Itsvo yekurudyi yakazvimba. Nokudaro marwadzo, asi hapana chipingamupinyi chimwe chete chingaonekwa, uye zvechokwadi hapana zvipingamupinyi semakore matatu apfuura.

Zvinobva zvatora kudzokorora kwakawanda Mubvunzurudzo asati atenda kuti anonzwisisa zviri kutsanangurwa nachiremba. Itsvo inogona kuzvimba nekuda kwekupokana kwemhasuru. Marwadzo haasi chete kubva kuitsvo, asiwo kurwadziwa kwemisumbu. Izvozvo zvinoitika kakawanda, anodaro murume wacho. Uye anotarisira kuti kuzvimba kwacho kunongodzikira, kana kusati kwatoita. Uyewo chokwadi: mazuva mashomanana apfuura zvakanyanya kuderera. Uye kumba kurwadza kwakauya mushure mezuva refu nekufamba kwakawanda. Uye mangwanani patinomuka, kumba tine metiresi yakaoma.
Chiremba anoronga kudzoka mukati memwedzi, kana marwadzo asina kuwedzera, hongu.

The Inquisitor, aneta kwenguva refu navanachiremba nezvipatara pasinei nemutsa, kukurumidza uye vanamukoti vakanaka, vanobvuma nokukurumidza.

Zvakare haasati ari masikati apo The Inquisitor anobuda muchipatara. Kungozunza, kusvina, kwete, hapana kurwadziwa. Uye yatova kunzwa kwakawanda kwakasimba nekuda kweiyo yakawedzera dosi yesoda mint. Saka enderera kune massage. Izvo hazvisi pachena zvakanyanya munzvimbo inogara De Inquisitor, kunyangwe izere nemasaji parlors. Asi ivo vari mushure mekukwizwa kunze kwetsoka, Thai kana kunhuhwirira. Haapindi munzvimbo dzinoshevedzera kuti 'murume akanaka' vakadzi, haaendi kune vakadzi vakagadzirwa zvakanyanyisa, kana kuti vanopfeka masiketi mapfupi ane mitsipa mikuru. Uyezve, madzimai ose anoita seakamutsiridzwa zvishoma, akasiya chirevo chavo chakavaunza kune iyi nzira yekugadzira chingwa.

Uye anoenda kuCentara hotel. Akamborara ikoko saka anoziva kuti naivowo vane spa institute yakanaka ikoko. Neraki kune nzvimbo, haina kunyanyokura spa institution. Zvishongo zvechinyakare zveThai zvinofadza, madzimai nevarume vakapfeka zvipfeko zvechinyakare, ruzha rwekumabvazuva runonyevenutsa runoyangarara pakati pechiedza chemhepo, hwema hunokuita kuti unzwe kupera simba.

Aroma massage ndiyo sarudzo yake. Kwezana rebhaht yakawanda iwe unowana awa yakareba kupfuura yakajairwa mafuta masaja. Sarudza kunhuhwirira uye uchiperekedzwa nemumwe mukadzi akanaka kukamuri hombe uko, kunyangwe pasina madziro, unovata zvachose pakavanzika. Ah, hazvishamisi here, maawa maviri emaoko akadzidzira anokuita kuti urote kure, kungorebesa pazvinenge zvichidikanwa, kupfupika pazvinonzwa kusagadzikana - kuzasi kwake kwekurudyi kuchiri kunzwa. Kune dessert, isina kukumbirwa, yekumisikidza kumeso uko Iyo Inquisitor inofanirwa kuterera kana kuti anorara.

Akanyatsozorodzwa, Iye Inquisitor anofamba achidzokera, hapana zvaidiwa nguva ino. Uye anotora kudya kwemasikati kuDa Sofia. Inonaka pasta dish ine ichangoburwa chizi. Iyewo haagone kufuratira tiramisu -yekupedzisira mustock, mangwana tine nyowani!-.

Pamusoro pebhiri: kurara kwemasikati muimba.

Kunonoka, Mubvunzurudzo anomuka kubva mukurara ikoko, kwave kutosvika . Mvura yakanaka, zvikabudura zvichangobva kutengwa nehembe zvinonzwa zvakanaka uye kupinda mumugwagwa, nzira yose kudzokera OK. Anozvifunga kupi. Uye anoona iyo Brickhouse yakavhenekerwa yakavhenekerwa kune rimwe divi. Panguva ino gara mukati mubhawa. Uye zvino materevhizheni haavhiringidze nekuti ruzha rwakadzimwa, kune mimhanzi yekumashure. Mutambo wetsiva pane chimwe chidzitiro, Hazard inotamba neChelsea pane imwe - mukunonoka kutambidzwa. Asimbiswa nekushanya kwechipatara, kuongororwa kuri nani-kupfuura-kunotarisirwa kunoita kuti afare zvishoma. Vodka coke ndapota. Zvakanaka, kunyangwe mumakore gumi nematatu eThailand, handina kumbogashira kuravira uye kuchengetwa zvakadaro. Neremoni chaiyo kunyange, kure iyo yekusingaperi ! Iye Inquisitor anogara zvakanaka ipapo, achitamba zvishoma parunhare, achitarisa vamwe vaenzi zvishoma. Vari kuitei pano? Kugara? Pazororo? Hibernate, kare? Ko akashata akaiwanepi mukadzi akanaka kudai? Muchidimbu, pfungwa dzisingabatsiri zvachose dzausinganete nazvo zvachose.

Tarisa zvino, hauwanzo kuona mukadzi ari ega muThailand. Uye nei murume iyeye akagara ipapo oga?

Kusvika The Inquisitor aona kuti ari egawo. Anenge azvipotsa. Kutaura, kuseka, kutsvinyira pamwe chete. Iye zvino kunyange kusiya pool table kuti chii, zvaizova zvakasiyana naye! Sezvineiwo muridzi anouya kuzoita chat, akanaka uye anofadza murume.
Kwapera chinguva nzara yakatanga. Zvakanaka, chikafu, chinogona kuitwa. Mepu yaisanganisira, yepakutanga chinhu muhuni uye inokoka marongerwo. Pane chimwe chinhu chakaita se lettuce nemachizi akasiyana-siyana, nyama yakakangwa uye mamwe mafries.

Kuronga kwemangwanani ekupedzisira kunosiya De Inquisitor bhuruu-bhuruu. Aida kuenda zvishoma, kuyedza buffet yekuseni paPannarai Hotel. Uye mushure mezvo vakarwisa Musika weVilla, paradhiso yechikafu chekumadokero pakati peIsaan.
Asi anoda kuenda kumba. Inoramba ichimuka kapu yekofi muBrickhouse uye naXNUMX o'clock anototarisa kunze kwehotera. Iyo zana nemakumi matatu emakiromita kuenda kumba inongovhiringwa muSawang Deing, inenge hafu yenzira. Ikoko anokurumidza kutenga zvimwe zvinodiwa, asi anobva aona KFC. Rudo nemwanasikana vanochida, saka hunza bhaketi rizere nehuku inonaka. Mota yainhuwa sekicheni kwese kwese kwekufamba uye The Inquisitor anofara kudzoka kumba.

Vese vakagara padhuze rechitoro: mudiwa, mwanasikana uyo aingofanira kuenda kuchikoro kwehafu yezuva, 'mukuwasha' nevanakomana vake vaviri. PiPi, uyo asingakwanisi kurohwa kubva mubhokisi nehuku, uye Pang Pond nemaoko ake madiki netsoka, anobva aiswa mumaoko aDe Inquisitor.

Nice handizvo here?

Kana kuti nekukurumidza sei mamiriro ekuora mwoyo anogona kuchinja kuita azere nerufaro….