Hutano: 'Bonde harikupi chirwere chemoyo'
Nhau dzakanaka kune vakwegura muThailand vanodzivisa gymnastics yakadzika nekuda kwekutya kufara kwakanyanya kwemoyo: zvepabonde hazviwedzere njodzi yekurwadziwa kwemoyo. Kwete kunyange muvanhu vakambove nechirwere chemoyo kana vane zvimwe zvichemo zvemoyo.
Ndizvo zvinonyora The Telegraph zvichibva paongororo yakaitwa kuGermany neYunivhesiti yeUlm. Kuita zvepabonde kwevarwere vemoyo vanopfuura 500 vane makore ari pakati pe30 ne70 kwakaongororwa. Vatsvakurudzi havana kuwana humbowo hwekuti kuita zvepabonde kunogona kukonzera chirwere chemoyo. Bonde rinoiswa muboka se'kuita zviri pakati nepakati', izvo zvinosanganisirawo kukurumidza kufamba.
Vatori vechikamu vakabvunzwa, pakati pezvimwe zvinhu, nezvekuita kwavo pabonde mumwedzi yeXNUMX vasati varova mwoyo uye mumakore mushure mekurwisa. Panoratidzika kunge pasina hukama pakati pekuita bonde nekutadza kwemoyo. "Ongororo yedu inoratidza kuti hazvigoneke kuti kuita zvepabonde chinhu chinokonzera kurwisa kwemoyo," akadaro masayendisiti eGermany.
Tsvagiridzo inoratidzawo kuti vashoma varwere vemoyo vanogashira zano kubva kuna vanachiremba vavo nezvehupenyu hwavo hwepabonde mushure mekurwara kwemoyo. "Zvakakosha kuti varwere vasazvinetse uye vaenderere mberi nehupenyu hwavo hwepabonde mushure mekurwara kwemoyo."
Taurira ngano iyi kune vadyidzani uye hama dzevakabuda muThailand vakafa nekusungwa kwemoyo (saka zvakanaka, kwete chirwere chemoyo).
Makore mashoma apfuura, pakanga paine runyerekupe muPattaya kuti kushandiswa kweViagra kunogona kuva nengozi, nekuti mumwe munhu akashandisa Viagra "nguva dzose" akafa. Ndakabvunza chiremba weuroyi, uyo akati izvozvo zvakanga zvisina kururama. Akataura kuti Viagra inoderedza BP, inoita kuti mushandisi anzwe kufara uye ave kuita zvepabonde. Ndizvo chaizvo kuedza kukuru uku kunogona kukonzera kusungwa kwemoyo. Pasina kupokana.
Ndinoziva zvingangoita 2 kesi dzevanhu vakatambura nechirwere chemoyo chinouraya panguva yekuita. Zvinogoneka kuti zvimwe zvinhu zvakadai sehurombo huzhinji, mishonga kana zvinodhaka zvakakonzera izvi, asi zvakadaro!
Ahoy Gringo, saka chii? Pangava nerufu rwakanaka kupfuura iyi here? Ungade here kubheja kuti 95% yevakomana vese vachainyoresa? Ha ha ha! 🙂 ! Kwaziwai, Ad.
Gringo, zvakanaka kuti iwe unoshuma kuti kune njodzi dzine chokuita nekushandiswa kwemapiritsi anobatsira. Asi handizvo here zvakare nekuda kwekushandisa iyo isingatenderwe zvinoenderana nepepa repasuru? Kana kuti hapana chaizvoizvo zvinorambidzwa here? MuNetherlands unofanirwa kushanyira chiremba uyo, ndinofunga, achaongorora kana uchigona kuishandisa nekuda kwehutano hwako, uye muThailand unongoiwana kwechinguva? Kana kuwandisa? 2 kana katatu pazuva pane 3 pazuva? Kune rimwe divi, kana chinhu chine njodzi, hachinzi hachina kuchengetedzeka uye chakabviswa pamusika muNetherlands?
Dzimwe nguva pun yakaoma zvechokwadi kudzivisa.
Ini ndinodzidzisa masvomhu, kusanganisira mukana:
Tora vase nemabhora gumi ane mavara. We are now going to draw kusvika tave nemabhora matsvuku maviri.
Doro rakawandisa maererano nemamiriro asina kunaka omuviri rinoratidzika kwandiri kuva chikonzero chiri pachena zvikuru. Kunyanya kana munhu ane makore anopfuura makumi mashanu uye uremu hwemuviri wake hwakanyanya kupfuura zvakajairika. Kune akasiyana sarudzo muThailand yekushanda pakusimba kwako kwemuviri uye, mukuona kwangu, iwe unogona saka kudzivirira njodzi yematambudziko emoyo. Zvinosuruvarisa, kunewo boka rine matambudziko emwoyo izvo izvi zvisingashandisi kana zvishoma.
Ini handina ruzivo neViagra (ndine moyo wakanyanya kutadza uye ndinopfeka pacemaker).
Ini (makore makumi matanhatu nematanhatu) handisi kupererwa nekukurumidza kana ndiine dambudziko kana kusamira. "Saka kwete nguva ino" ndiyo mhinduro yangu ...
Chakanyanya kukanganisa simba rangu imishonga yandakanyorerwa mushure mematambudziko emoyo (heart attack). Pakutanga ndaifunga kuti 'handichakwanisa kuzviita zvakare', asi nekufamba kwenguva zvakapfuura uye ndinoita zvepabonde nguva nenguva zvakare.
....asi hazvizofi zvakaita semazuva ekare, pandakanga ndichiri mudiki ndichiita basa rangu kusvika pamwoyo wangu; kunoratidzika kuti ikoku ndokwechokwadi kumumwe murume ari wose sezvaanokura, nenzira; kunyangwe vamwe vasingashinga kuzvibvuma zvakananga...
- Ita shuwa kuti wawana maekisesaizi akakwana, ayo akanakira hupenyu hwako hwepabonde.
– Ngwarira pabonde,
kana kuneta kwakanyanya,
mukati maawa matatu mushure mekudya zvakanyanya,
mushure mekushandisa doro,
panguva kana kuti mushure memanzwiro makuru,
munzvimbo inopisa zvakanyanya kana kutonhora zvakanyanya.
-Iva nechokwadi chenzvimbo isinganetesi.
– Rega kuita bonde kana watanga kunzwa kusasununguka.
-Kuvarume: usashandise mapiritsi erection usina kubvunza chiremba wako kana cardiologist.
Chero rudzi rwekutsvagisa, vaongorori vanogara vachingotora 1 kana 2 maficha muaccount. Uye kwete nevamwe vakawanda.
Muenzaniso: tembiricha, pamwe haina kubatanidzwa mukutsvaga. Chikuru ndechekuti vanhu vakaongororwa vaitoziva kuti vaive varwere vemoyo. Uye saka zvichida vakatogadzirisa maitiro avo maererano. Senge: ingozvitora nyore kuitira kuti mutsara usatyoke. Uye bonde muGermany (nemudiwa wako wezera rimwe chete) rakafanana nebonde muThailand (nemusikana uya wemakore makumi maviri nemaviri). Uye madyiro angangodaro anoitawo musiyano. etc.
Zvichida chokwadi chekuti bonde rinowira pasi pe'chiito chine mwero', chinofananidzwa nekufamba nekukurumidza, sekureva kwevaongorori, inotaura zvakawanda nezvevakadzi vechiGerman pane nezvevarwere vemoyo.
Ini ndinobvumirana zvakanyanya nemhinduro yaFrans Amsterdam. Kune vamwe vese, vanonyanya kuzvidaidza kuti inyanzvi avo, sezvazvaive zvakaita corona, vanoziva zvirinani kupfuura nyanzvi. Handikwanise kuzvitonga uye kwete mutsauko pakati pebonde nemukadzi wechiGerman kana ne22-year-old Thai. Handisati ndambozviita nemukadzi wechiGerman.
Kana ndikambofanira kuenda, ndichaenda panguva… Ndakaenda pakakwirira.
Mushure mekurwadziwa kwangu kukuru kwemoyo muna 2005, ndakabvunza chiremba wemwoyo uye akandiudza kuti kuita zvepabonde kunoda simba rakawanda sekukwira masitepisi, saka hapana ngozi.