Utrèg pedyo neAfrica

By Joseph Boy
Geplaatst mukati Column, Joseph Mukomana
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June 26 2015

Wakamboneta here nekutaura neThai barmaids? Kutanga nemukurumbira wokuti “Tinokuchingamidzai” kwozotevera mashoko okuti: “Zita rako ndiani” uye “Unobva kupi”?

Iwo mubvunzo wekuvhura uyo usingafadzi chero munhu chero upi zvake uye une chirevo chidiki semubvunzo unowanzo shandiswa nevakawanda Thais: "Pai ti nai"? Uri kuenda kupi? Sokunge mubvunzi angave ane chido chero ukaenda kurudyi, kuruboshwe, kubhawa kana kuchitoro.

Nguva pfupi yadarika ndakawana chekupindura mubvunzo, kana zvasvika kumubvunzo wekuti ndinobva kupi. Mazuvano ndinogara ndinobva kuUtrèg. Iwe kazhinji unowana mhinduro iri nyore "O", iyo inoratidza kufarira kwemubvunzo. Ipapo kurukurirano inopfuurira senguva dzose uye mubvunzo unotevera unotevera senguva dzose: “Zita rako ndiani?” Kana hunyengeri husingashande uye mubvunzi ari mubvunzo anoti haasati ambonzwa nezvaUtrèg, zvinogona kutungamirira kuhurukuro inofadza.

Nepanache inodiwa uye majesti akawanda, kana kunyangwe nepeni nebepa, unogona kushandisa 'global' (iwe unoziva izwi repasi rose) kudhirowa kutsanangura kuti Utrèg iri pedyo neAfrica. Kana, zvirinani kana iyo nyaya yakagamuchirwa sechokwadi, iwe wozobvunzwa kuti sei usiri dema-ganda, saka uri kubata nemukadzi anopfuura avhareji akangwara. Kupa chinwiwa zvirokwazvo hakukuvadze uye haufanirwe kusvetuka. Wovaudza chokwadi kuti kwaiva kutamba. Kazhinji avhareji yeThai inogona kukoshesa kuseka.

Uye zvino zvatave kuyambuka miganhu: C'est le ton qui fait la musique! Nenzira, makore mashoma apfuura ndakasangana nemudzidzisi wechiGerman akapa musangano unosetsa pamusoro pevakadzi veThai, maziso avo akanaka, chimiro chakatetepa, asi zvakare akafumura kusaziva kwavo, maitiro uye hunyanzvi hwemutauro. Ndichiri kuyeuka mubvunzo wakabva kune ‘mutsva ari kure’ anobvunza runako rwake rwaakanga achangobva kuwana: “Unondida here”? Mhinduro yake: "Kusvika kwauri"!

15 mhinduro ku "Utrèg pedyo neAfrica"

  1. NicoB anoti kumusoro

    Chinyorwa chakanaka, Utrèg.
    Mudzidzisi wechiGerman anofanira kunge atove nezviitiko zveThai, Kusvika kwauri. Hongu, zvakanaka.
    Saizvozvo, semuenzaniso, mukukakavadzana uko mumwe munhu anotora chinzvimbo uye ozvitaura, mumwe anonzvenga zvese, anonzvenga kana kumisa chero nzira yekukurukurirana kana hurukuro na ... unofanira kuziva kana uchida kufunga saizvozvo ... ... vamwe ivavo vanofanira kuziva kuti Vanofunga saizvozvo here kana kuti... zvavanofunga hazvina basa kwandiri. Saka hapana kufarira chaiko. Inogona kuchinja.
    NicoB

  2. Tarisa mukati anoti kumusoro

    Mubvunzo iwoyo wakandirwadza zvekuti ndaiva ndakadhindwa business card
    Zita rako ndiani??? Pete
    Kwaunobva? Holland
    Unogara kupi? Hotera Amari (mubvunzo wakakosha kwazvo kwavari) ipapo iwe wakaongororwa panguva imwe chete pane vapfumi
    Wakaroorwa here?? Zvinoenderana……

    Mutambo uyu uchingotanga ndakapa kadhi iri
    Maitiro acho ari pachena hhhhhh
    Tarisa mukati

  3. Johan anoti kumusoro

    Mukoma wangu anotopindura as standard kuti anobva kuEffrika, unoona vachifunga kuti Thai, why your not black??? Uye mu9 kubva mugumi zviitiko takabvisa kupindira kwevashanyi vasingadiwi.

  4. William anoti kumusoro

    Nhau dzakanaka, taive muPhuket munaNovember apfuura.
    Mhinduro yakajairika yaive: Kwaunobva - Afghanistan.
    Either it was okay ndokuenda kana kuseka woti zvaisaita. Haha, isu kazhinji takabvisa kutariswa kusingakumbirwe. Nyika yakanaka sei

  5. Cor van Kampen anoti kumusoro

    Pandakaenda kuzororo kuNetherlands, ndakaona kuti ndaiva nemataurirwo echiThai
    akanga atora asina kana kumbozvifunga. Kana ukabvunzwa nemhuri kana shamwari zvekuita
    tinoita. Mhinduro yangu yaive yakanyanya. Zvaunoda.
    Unobatwa nechaunodyidzana nacho.
    Cor van Kampen.

  6. janbeute anoti kumusoro

    Ndakabvunzwawo mubvunzo uyu svondo rapfuura.
    Kwete mudoro remubhawa, gogo kana zvakadaro.
    Asi mutaundi redu rePasang kwandinogara pedyo, iri panzvimbo yeTesco Lotus super.
    Mukadzi wechidiki akanaka, aive mudzidzi wepachikoro chesekondari pakupera kwegore.
    Ivo dzimwe nguva vanoita internship pano, ini ndinoona izvo kubva kunamira pane yunifomu yevadzidzi veLotus kana chimwe chinhu chakafanana.
    Ini ndinobva kuHolland, Netherlands, isu tiri Dutch, Amsterdam, windmills, woodshoes.
    Isu tiri vavakidzani vakananga veGermany, uye kune rumwe rutivi rwegungwa kune Great Britain kana England.
    Unoziva here zvavanonditaurira nechirungu chakatyoka?
    Hauna kumbonzwa nezveNetherlands, iripi?
    Ndakaedza kuchengetedza chimwe chinhu nemamwe mazita anozivikanwa eDutch football player.
    Ndakabva ndapindura ndapererwa pakupera, muSouth America.
    Kurarama kwenguva refu iyo Thai chikoro system.

    Jan Beute.

  7. Roland Jacobs anoti kumusoro

    Neni zvaiva zvimwe chete. Pandinoti ndinobva kuNetherlands, ndinovaona vachifungawo.
    Zvino mubvunzo ndewekuti sei ndiri mutsvuku. Ndakabva ndafunga kuti kubva zvino ndichavaudza kuti ini
    anobva kuAruba. Rega vafunge kuti Aruba iripi. Kunyangwe kuAustralia havazive kuti ndekupi.

  8. Michel Van WINDEKENS anoti kumusoro

    Ndinogara ndichipindura "Ndinobva kuZaltbommel", uye ipapo madzimai maduku anobvunza kuti: "iri kupi, ndiro guta guru". Ndobva ndapindura kuti: “kune varombo chete”. Zvino havachatomboshinga kukumbira chinwiwa chemukadzi! Uye ipapo ndinosimudza girazi rangu nemufaro mukuru kune shamwari yangu inogara ikoko kune imwe nzvimbo.

  9. John Chiang Rai anoti kumusoro

    Kwete chete mabhawa anogona kubvunza iyi mibvunzo yakaoma, zvimwe chete zvinoitika panyika.
    Mudzimai wangu neni takakokwa kupati, kwandaive ndega farang, uye kunyangwe ndichigona kuzviriritira zvakanaka muThai, panogara paine vanhu vechiThai vanoda kuyedza Chirungu chavo.
    Iye zvino munheyo iyi haisi dambudziko, uye kwandinogona kubatsira mumwe munhu ndinofara kuita kudaro, chero bedzi isiri nguva dzose inogumira, pamibvunzo iri pamusoro apa. Kazhinji ivo vanhu vakadzidza mitsara mishoma iyi nekunetseka kukuru, uye vanomirira kwenguva yakareba zvekuti iwe uri muboka reThais, avo vane chokwadi chekuti havataure izwi rechirungu, kuti vagone kufadza vamwe vese. kambani yeThai. Kana uri kutaura kune rimwe boka papera awa, zvinowanzoitika kuti munhu mumwe chete iyeye anodzoka aine mibvunzo mimwecheteyo. Kwete kuti uyu munhu anokanganwa kudaro, asi chinangwa chimwe chete ndechokuti boka idzva iri rinogutsikanawo neruzivo rwake rwemitauro. Vazhinji veThai vanodada zvakanyanya kana vachigona kufadza vamwe vanhu nemutauro wekunze. Kana ndiri murwiyo taew nemukadzi wangu, haafarire kuti nditaure chiThai kuitira kuti, nekuti isu tinogara muGermany, anosarudza kutaura chiGerman kuitira kuti anakidzwe nekutaridzika kunoshamisa kwevanhu vomunyika yake.

  10. Rambo anoti kumusoro

    Mhoro Nico,
    Chinhu chinotevera ndinogara ndichitaura kumibvunzo yemadzimai.
    Zita rangu Donald Duck kubva kuDisneyland. Uye zvechokwadi vanokutarisa newe
    maziso maviri sekunge uchangobva kupuraneti Pluto. Vanhu vashoma vachiri kuda imwe
    tora nhanho mberi wobvunza kuti Disneyland iripi. Zvakanaka, unogona kuzviongorora iwe pachako.
    Zvakanaka, handizvo here?
    Gr Ruud Rambo

  11. KhunJan1 anoti kumusoro

    Ndanga ndaneta neiyo mibvunzo yakajairwa kwemakore nekuti nhaurirano yevabargirls inenge isingaenderere mberi kupfuura mibvunzo miviri uye yobva yashanduka kuita kupinda munharembozha yavo zvakare, uye mubvunzo wekuti "unobva kupi?" Nguva dzose ndaipindura Foodland, vanhu vashomanene bedzi vakaona kuti chimwe chinhu chakanga chisina kururama.

  12. Khan Peter anoti kumusoro

    Farangland?

  13. Jack G . anoti kumusoro

    Ini handisi kunetseka zvachose nemhando idzi dzemibvunzo chero kupi zvako munyika. Ndaimhanya kuNorth Holland nezuro. Ndinozvidaidza kudaro, vechidiki vanofunga kuti ndiri kuedza kuenderera mberi uye zvichanakidza ndisati ndasvika kumba kusati kwasviba. Mukadzi akanaka wechiDutch anouya kwandiri. Hi, mamiriro ekunze akaita sei? Ini..blah blah. Akati, unouya kuno kazhinji here? Unobva kunzvimbo here? Zita rako ndiani? Une makore mangani? Wow, unoratidzika zvakanaka ipapo? Kukudzwa, kuzvirumbidza, ndiri kuwedzera kufarira mukadzi uyu. Towana kapu yekofi here? Ndinobvunza ndisingazive. Waini chimwe chinhu chandiri kutarisira izvozvi, ndinowana mhinduro. Muchidimbu, hurukuro yekutanga pasi rose inowanzoita senge matsananguriro emunyori uyu. Asi pamwe iwe unoziva imwe nzira yekugadzira. Iwe unofunga kuti mukadzi wechiThai kana munyoro anofanira kuita sei izvi? Ani nani asingatauri chinhu chakapfuura, handiti?

    • janbeute anoti kumusoro

      Kana ndikagona kupindura kune iyi kutumira naJack G.
      Dai ndanga ndiri mukadzi wechiThai wekugadzira, ndaisvika nenzira iyi.
      Ini handibvunze mubvunzo, iwe unobvepi?
      Asi bvunza mubvunzo, hauna kuroora here, uye imarii yaunayo kubhengi account yako.

      Jan Beute.

  14. SirCharles anoti kumusoro

    Haikwanise kukunda iyo 'welcome', 'zita rako ndiani' uye 'unobvepi?' Madzimai anofanirwa kutanga pane imwe nzvimbo kuti aonane. Zvinova zvimwe zvakasiyana kana 'iwe murume akanaka' wawedzerwa nekuti ndizvo zvavanowanzotaura kumunhu wese, zvisinei kuti unotaridzika sei.

    Kunyangwe ini ndichifunga kuti madzimai aive akanaka nevekupedzisira, hongu. 😉


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