Chikoro chedu chave "chinotongwa" kweanoda kusvika makore matatu nemukuru wechikoro uyo akagara zvakanaka muzana remakore rechi17 kubva kare.
Anodisisa muverengi akavimbika, usabva wafunga nezvepfungwa dzeVOC, Rembrandt naAntonie van Leeuwenhoek, asi pane kufinyamisa kumeso nepfungwa yehutachiona sehutachiona, vachiseka nefungidziro yekuti denda rinobva kumakonzo uye nekunyomba nemusoro pane zano rekuti. nyika yaigona kutenderera zuva...
Mumavhiki mashoma apfuura ndakashanda marounds matatu pane sketch, pamwechete nevadzidzi vashanu veDrama Club. Mushure memavhiki matatu pakanga paine script uye kudzokororwa kwakawanda kwakange kwatungamira kumitambo inogamuchirwa zvachose.
Tientip kunyanya, uyo achaenda kuUS svondo rinouya kune imwe mwedzi gumi yekutsinhana chirongwa, yakaitwa zvakanakisa saBritney, "Shamwari kubva kuGehena".
Iyo script, yakanyorwa nevadzidzi, yaive yekuchinja kwevechiri kuyaruka, marwadzo ekukura, kuda zvinhu uye ... Kuda kufanana nevamwe...
Nezuro masikati ndakadanwa kuhofisi yemutungamiriri, uyo, kana asiri pakugadzira bvudzi uye akazvipfekedza ngowani itsva yaImelda Marcos, anogara muhofisi ine chando ine akawanda emifananidzo yake pamadziro.
Mufananidzo unonyanya kushamisa, 'usingakanganisi mufananidzo' mufananidzo wehupenyu Hwake Hukuru umo iye, akapfeka sutu inopenya yepineapple-yellow yakagadzirwa nesirika yeThai, anotarisa muhofisi yake zvine nyasha. Pane chiedza chine simba pasi pano chinovhenekera chiitiko ichi usiku. Hofisi yemupengo.
Ndakatsikitsira pasofa reganda, mhiri kwedhesiki rake, iro rakanga rakafanana netafura yekuvhiya pakuti raisaratidza kushanda. Akagara kudaro kunge sphinx nehelmet yake. Nemiromo yakanyungudutswa akabva ati:
– Mr. Cor, zvako….ssskit, hazvina kunaka..
Hapana chakanaka?
- Hazvina kunaka..
Hazvina kukodzera?
-Zvakawanda…kwete Thai…
Unoreva here, kusadyara mupunga wakakwana…? (fortunately sarcasm inogara ichimutiza)
- Too mutschss…Bangkok…
Uye haina kukwana La La Land? (kutsoropodza ipfungwa inobva kuMars, pasi raasingamboshanyire)
Her Highness haataure chirungu ndosaka ndichifarira nyaya idzi uye handisati ndadzingwa.
Ndokumbira ruregerero..(achigutsurira musoro nemutsipa wake uchitsemuka zvishoma)
Ndakabuda muhofisi. Anopenya munaSeptember. Anoendeswa kune chimwe chikoro chinozoedza kumubatsira nemaonero aakaita ehucheche.
Hameno kuti akambonzwa nezve Facebook. Ten to one anofunga kuti iface cream...
Cor Verhoef, Chikunguru 21, 2010.
Postscript: Mutungamiriri anga aenda kwemakore matatu. Iye zvino tine mutungamiriri. Zvakanaka nekuti hazvisi pachikoro.
Mhoro Kor,
Ndakashamisika kuti uchiri kushanda kuchikoro ikoko. haha.
Uye hongu, kutsvinya chimwe chinhu chisingaenderane ne99% yehuwandu hweThai.
Uyezve mutungamiriri anotaura Chirungu zvinonzwika !!
Chimedu chakanaka kudaro.
Nguva dzose inondiyeuchidza nezvehuwandu hwevadzidzisi uye mudzidzisi mumwechete kubva kare.
Mafambiro ari kuita zvinhu izvozvi, ndinofunga kuti zvikoro zvakaipisisa, kusanganisira Netherlands, asi kwaimbove nevadzvanyiriri.
Asi zvakadaro, zviri nani pane zvazvinoita zvinhu.
Kwaziwai.
LOUISE
Hi Louise, ndiri kunakidzwa nechikoro. Chiitiko ichi chaive chakanyanya kunakidza kutsanangura pane kunhuwirira kwerose uye nyaya yemwedzi. Ikozvino ndiri kushanda paChikwata cheJournalism uye tine bepanhau repamhepo, 'Da Nonsense Times', rudzi rweThai 'Speld', asi rinonakidza (haha)
http://danonsensetimes.wordpress.com/2014/04/16/singapores-secret-songkran/