Ongorora 'Kupenga pamatanda'; bhuku rizere nenyaya dzinonaka kubva kuMabvazuva nekuMadokero (kutumira muverengi)

Kana imwe pfungwa ikadzokororwa kuuya mumusoro uchiverenga 'Kupenga paZvimiti', inoti 'Handisati ndambozvitarisa zvakadaro'. Kabhuku kacho naRobert Jan Fernhout. Robert agara muThailand kweanopfuura makore gumi nematanhatu uye mubasa iri rinonakidza zvakanyanya anotarisa kuNetherlands neThailand uye nevagari vanoda kuziva vemunyika mbiri idzi.

Nekuda kwekuti munyori anga ari kure nechaimbova machakwi anovhuvhutwa nemhepo dzekumavirira kwenguva yakareba, Fernhout anoona nyika yake nemaonero matsva ayo vanosiiwa vanowanzoshaya. Woke-ism, smearing, matambudziko emamiriro ekunze, kurongeka kwezvematongerwo enyika, vapesvedzera, mawappies, 'hasha dzemhepo' - iyo ndege ye 'hasha dzemumugwagwa' - zvese zvinokurukurwa nekuiswa mumaonero uye, pazvinenge zvichidikanwa, zvinosefa.

Usafunga kuti munyori webhuku rino anoratidza nyika yake nevagari vayo nomufaro waSatani. Pane kudaro. Anotarisa chiitiko chete nemeso ehafu-yekunze uye nekudaro anosvika pakuona zvinoshamisa. Semuyenzaniso, zvinogoneka sei kuti 'influencer' uye 'recalcitrant pwere' Famke Louise naDiederik Gommers, sachigaro weDutch Association for Intensive Care, vagare patafura sevadyidzani vehurukuro vakaenzana muhurukuro yehurukuro? Kana kuti sei panguva yeGay Pride vatori vechikamu vakashongedza murarabu-ruvara burqas vanoyangarara muzvikepe kuburikidza neAmsterdam migero mukubatana nevaMuslim, nepo iwe unogona kupomera maMuslim zvinhu zvakawanda, asi kugamuchirwa kweungochani zvirokwazvo hakusi pane iyo rondedzero. Uye kana iwe uchida kuziva kuti iyo Dutch moorkop iri sei ode kune vanobva kune dzimwe nyika vatengesi vezvinodhaka, saka hapana chinokutadzisa kutenga kabhuku aka.

Kuenda kuThailand. Musikana wemunyori weThai akagadzira nzira iri nyore uye ine hungwaru yekuisa mimhanzi: 'Ndakazvarwa kare' mimhanzi - mimhanzi yakanaka - uye 'Ini handisati ndazvarwa' - mimhanzi ine shitty, mimhanzi yaRobert. Izvo zvinofanirwa kucherechedzwa kuti Robert akafa-akaoma fan weSiouxsie uye maBanshees.

Handichabudisi pachena. Kuwedzera kune inovaraidza manyorerwo ekunyora, azere neakanongedza zvakawanikwa uye puns pasina kupera mukunyora kwakanaka kana kushuvira 'kukora', bhuku rinopa kutarisa kunonakidza kune vagari venyika mbiri dzinopenga dziri padyo nemoyo waRobert zvakajeka. Kunyange zvazvo ane zvaanoda zvakajeka.

Yakatumirwa naWim Rooijmans

'Kupenga pamatanda' kunogona kuodhwa kubva kuzvitoro zvese zvemabhuku muNetherlands neFlanders, uye kuburikidza nezvitoro zvepamhepo senge. https://www.bol.com/nl/nl/p/gekheid-op-stokjes/9300000149873451/