Zvinogona kutsamwisa muhotera. Uri kurara zvakanaka, asi unomuka kubva pakurovera magonhi uye kudanidzira kubva kune vamwe vaenzi vehotera. Zvakaitika kwandiri nguva shoma muBangkok. Vashanyi vanofanira kutarisa kunze kusati kwaedza uye vobva vatanga kukanda uye kusaidzira masutukesi hazvifadzi kana wakarara.
Vavakidzani vane ruzha dzimwe nguva vanogona kukanda spanner mumabasa paunenge uchiedza kunakidzwa nezororo rakakodzera. The Hotel Amenities Survey, iyo Hotels.com yakaitwa muna Kurume naKubvumbi 2015, inoratidza kuti vashanyi vehotera yeDutch vanowanzogumbuka.
Kuwana kurara kwakanaka kunokosha zvikuru kuvanhu veDutch; 64% yevaenzi vekuDutch hotera vanonyanya kutsamwiswa nekusvibiswa kweruzha kubva kune vavakidzani vavo. Asi handizvo zvoga. Kapeti inonhuwira yakashata ndiyo inonyanya kukosha kune vafambi vechiDutch, sezvo 45% yavo inowana kunhuhwirira kusingafadzi uye vanofunga kuti inogona kukanganisa mamiriro akanaka ezororo. 38% yevanhu vechiDutch havasi kufarawo kana mvura inopisa isingachabvi papombi.
VaDutch vanozivikanwa nekugona kwavo kugara vachiwana chimwe chinhu chekunyunyuta pamusoro. Zvakadaro Hotel Amenities Survey inoratidza kuti vashanyi vepahotera pasi rese dzimwe nguva vanoshatirwa. Zvinoshamisa kuti Dutch top 3 inoenderana nekutsamwisa kwepasirese. Mahotera anovavarira kuwana yakanakira hotera kamuri yevaenzi veDutch nevaenzi pasi rese nekudaro anofanirwa kutora iyi yakakosha yekutarisa pamoyo.
Dzimba dzepamusoro gumi dzenhaka dzehotera dzine vaenzi vechiDutch
1. Kusvibiswa kweruzha kubva kune vamwe vaenzi (64%)
2. Kunhuwa kusingafadzi kubva pakapeti (45%)
3. Hapasisina mvura inopisa (38%)
4. Zvigadziko zvishoma (32%)
5. Maawa mashoma emangwanani (15%)
6. Kusakwanisa kusarudza kana imba yacheneswa (15%).
7. Unofanira kupa zano kana vashandi vachibatsira (11%)
8. Tafura yepadivi pemubhedha yakaipa/chiedza chekuverenga (10%)
9. Kushandisa kadhi kiyi kumisa magetsi kana air conditioning (8%).
10. Hapana mugadziri wekofi kana ketero mukamuri (8%).
Chii chinokunetsa muhotera?
Dzimwe nguva ndinofunga kuti vanhu vechiDutch vari kuwedzera kupa mhosva kusafadza kune vanhu panzvimbo yezvinhu.
Iye zvino 64% zvakare vanovenga 'vavakidzani vane ruzha'.
Taimbozvipa mhosva pa'makamuri ane ruzha'.
Vazhinji "vaenzi" (pasirese) mumahotera havazivi maitiro!
Hotera yaigona kugadzirisa izvi nekuda kuti muenzi wese apinde
kupa hotera mitemo yekuzvibata !!!!!!!!
Kunyangwe ivo vanowanzo rara / kurembera mukamuri.
Handisati ndambove nedambudziko chero chipi zvacho cheizvi zvinhu, ini kazhinji ndinorara mumakamuri emahotera pasina vanogadzira kofi, zvigadziko kazhinji 1, ini ndinowanzo kudya kwemangwanani kune vavakidzani, kettle haifanirwe chero bedzi firiji ichishanda, uye saka zvakadaro, tora hotera ye4 kana 500 yekugezera uye usazvinetse nezve chero chinhu nekuti hachipo. Hupenyu hunogona kuve nyore mushure mezvose, handiti?
Kana zvinhu zvakadai zvichikunetsa. Unofanira kungogara pamba. Ndizvo zvakaita hupenyu. Hamufunge kuti vanhu vanobuda kunze kunyanya vechidiki vane hanyn'a nemirau inoturwa nehotera iniwo ndiri munhu akashata kwazvo. Asi haungatarisiri kuti vamwe vafunge izvozvo.
Hunza zvinovhara nzeve.
Kubva zvino ndichanyatsoteerera kunhuhwirira kwekapeti. Handisati ndazvitarisa. Kana zvasvika pakunongedza, tinoramba tiri vanhu veDutch vasina hanya.
Zvakadini neair conditioner, vanogona kuita ruzha uye dzimwe nguva idiki, saka unodonha kubva pamubhedha.
Zvinosetsa kuti maDutch anotsamwiswa nevavakidzani vane ruzha uye ruzha rwakawanda mukoridho.
Kana pane imwe mhuka inowanzoita ruzha rusingaremekedzi, iDutch.
Ndapota cherechedzai: Ndinoda vanhu vechiDutch zvikuru, ndinofunga kuti vanhu vakanaka mune zvose, asi kunyanya pazororo uye mumapoka ini dzimwe nguva ndinoda silencer.
Maiwe, zvese zvine mutengo wazvo. Pandinoshanyira wandinoshandira (kazhinji), ndinogara ndichigara mumahotera ekirasi yekutanga, kazhinji pahurongwa nemutengi wedu panzvimbo. Iko hakuna chainoshaikwa, kunhuhwirira kutsva, mhepo inofefetera inoshanda chinyararire 1/24 uye haunzwi vavakidzani kana ruzha rwemuhoro. Kana ndiri pazororo kubva kumba, ndinogara muhotera dzakachipa, uye unopota uchisangana nekutsamwisa kwambotaurwa ikoko. Zano, ingo bhuku kwehusiku humwe, kana uchichida, bhuroka humwe husiku hwako ipapo, kana zvisiri, ingofamba.
My list of annoyances:.
1. Vana vevamwe vanopopota
2. Kuchema vana vevamwe
3. Kuchema vana vevamwe
4. Vabereki vasina basa ne1, 2 na3
5. Mibhedha ine tsvina
6. Anoona zvekurara
7. Tsvina yekugezera uye zvimbuzi
8. Fani yakashata uye / kana air conditioner
9. Hapana zviteshi zvemutauro wechiDutch paTV
10. Europsport 1 isipo, 2, International uye Mototv
11. Empty bar mumba
12. Hapana basa remukamuri
13. Elevator yakaputsika kana uchifanira kugara pamusoro peuriri hwekutanga
Iwe unogona kudzivirira zvimwe zvinogumbura mberi.
1-4: Taura chiremera kana kukumbira imwe kamuri
5-8: Kuramba kamuri
9-11: Garai pamusasa
12-13: Wakabhuka hotera kana kamuri muhostele (zvakare 5-8)?
Mazhinji *** mahotera mazuva ano ane BVN neEuropean chiteshi. Kana kupa kuiona kuburikidza neWiFi.
Kunyangwe izvo zvingave zvinodiwa kana uchifamba makiromita gumi kubva kumba, makondinendi maviri kure, imwe nyaya.
Ndaigara muLaos semutorwa uye pakutanga pakanga pasina mutepfenyuri wemutauro wechiDutch paTV ipapo, ndoda kune dzimwe nyika. Panguva ino, mahotera mazhinji anayo painopihwa.
Ini ndinogara muThailand uye ndinopedza husiku mumahotera maviri kana matatu-nyeredzi muBangkok vhiki rega rega. Mutengo haumbopfuuri 2 mabhati. Handisati ndave nedambudziko chero chipi zvacho chezvinhu zviri pagwaro rezvichemo. Sarudzo yangu inowanzoenderana nekuongororwa kwevatengi (Agoda uye Booking.com). Ivo havawanzo pasi pe3/1000. Ndinofunga kuti pane sarudzo yakawanda yehotera dzakaderera-bhajeti inopa hutano hwakanaka. Imwe yemaitiro angu anonyanya kukosha ndeyekuva pedyo kwehotera kune skytrain kana metro station. Inogona kupisa muBangkok uye kufamba 8 km kwakaoma pamakumbo. Nekudaro, ini ikozvino ndinoshandisa zvakanyanya uye zvakanyanya matekisi emidhudhudhu akamiswa pazviteshi zvemetro kana skytrain uye anokuendesa kuhotera kunosvika makumi maviri ekugeza. Mamwe mahotera madiki ave neavo tuk-tuk ekufambisa kuenda kuchiteshi che metro chiri pedyo.
Ini handina dambudziko rakawanda nerondedzero iyi yezvigumbu. Ehe, kana iwe uchigara uchitsvaga hotera yakachipa, iwe kazhinji unopedzisira uine yakaderera mhando uye yakaderera kirasi yekugara. Kana ndikagara munzvimbo yezororo, ndinogara ndichirenda bungalow, kwete imba yehotera. Hapana chimwe chinondipa asi mabhenefiti uye handitamburi kubva kune chero chezvigumbu izvozvo. Nenzira, kapeti inonhuhwirira yakaipa… ??? Zvigadziko zvishoma... ndezvipi midziyo yemagetsi, kunze kwekombuta nenhare mbozha zviri kuchajwa, vamwe vanhu vanoenda nazvo pavanoenda kuhotera here? Ah hongu, bhodhoro rinodziya remucheche, asi ipapo haungoendi kune chero hotera uye tarisa zvese pachine nguva kuti uone kuti yakakodzerawo kune vashanyi vane mwana ari muchikepe.
LS lung addie
Ndinofunga kuti zvakawanda zvine chokuita nemutengo / unhu.
Ndinofunga kuti iwe maDutch unozviti "kuda kugara mumhete kune dime".
Ini ndiri murume anonyatsofarira hupenyu hwehusiku, kusvotwa kwangu ndeaya machira akaonda-machira machira anokonzera kuti zuva rivheneke mumusoro wako (wakadhakwa) na6.00 mangwanani. Iwo masokisi akaora muThailand, hazvina basa kuti unodhura sei kugara, ndeye B-mhando asi izvo hazvindifadze, ndihwo hupenyu asi iwo matete maketeni….
Handifungi kuti kushoropodzwa kwegwaro rezvichemo kwakakodzerawo. Ndakagara mumahotera kwemakore makumi matatu: Sheraton, Meridian, Marriott, Hilton uye zvichingodaro ... iwayo aive mahotera aive pakati peakanakisa. Nguva zhinji ndairara masikati nekuti taisvika kuseni. Uye zvakare kunyangwe mumahotera iwawo dzimwe nguva maive nekuchera, kupfura nesando, waive nematambudziko nevashandi vekuchenesa vaichenesa mamwe makamuri. Mune mamwe mahotera akawanda uye mamwe mashoma. Pakanga pasina zvakawanda zvawaigona kuita nezvazvo.
Asi unogona kutarisira kuti kunyarara pakati pehusiku. Kuti usarove magonhi kana kuita mabiko ane ruzha muimba yako.
Kazhinji kwainyarara manheru. Zvakadaro, hotera yakaipisisa yatakagara yaive Sheraton Hotel muToronto, Canada… iyo yaive hotera yemhuri uye wazviona izvozvo. Zvinotyisa.
Zvisinei, chinonyanyondinetsa ndechokuti kana ndine kadhi rokusavhiringidza rakarembera pamusuo uye vanhu vachiri kuchenesa mukamuri mangu kana ndisipo. Pandinorara pane imwe nzvimbo, handidi MUNHU mukamuri mangu. Hapana tsvimbo, hapana. Ndine zvinhu zvangu ikoko handidi zvekukiya bhegi rangu nekuti pane arikuuya kuzotsvaira. Mu99% yezviitiko hapana chichaitika, asi ini handivimbe nemunhu uye kana ndichikwanisa, ndinokiya musuwo uye ndinochengeta kiyi neni.
Handitani kugumbuka, kunyanya pazororo.
Zvinhu chete zvinondisvota mumahotera vana vane ruzha uye hunhu hwekusagarisana nevamwe, kunyanya vanhu vanobva kunyika dzechiArab.
Kana ndikaona vakomana kana vanhu vechiArabu muhotera, ndinobvapo nokukurumidza zvikuru.
Ndinogaro bhuka husiku humwe chete pachine nguva, kuitira kuti ndigone kubva ipapo kana ndisingazvifariri ipapo.
Handimbodyi zvemangwanani muhotera. Zvakawanda zvinonakidza uye zvinonaka pane imwe nzvimbo yekudyira chikafu.
Handidi zvekufefetera. Kupfeka chimwe chezvinhu izvozvo kwehusiku 1 uye mhino yangu yakavharwa kwemazuva.
Iniwo handina basa nemvura inopisa yekugeza. Kwave kupisa pano zuva rose.
Zvinogumbura zvakaita sezvigadziko zvishoma zvinogona kugadziriswa nepuragi yekugovera (bhokisi) uye kuita kuti magetsi ashande nevashandi vakakosha zvinowanzogadziriswa nekuisa ANWB yako, inishuwarenzi yekufamba kana kadhi rakafanana. Kazhinji inoshanda zvakanaka. Vamwe vanotouya nekadhi raive paSIM card refoni yako pawakatenga.
Ini handisi kuzobvuma imba ine tsvina pamberi. Ndakangosangana neizvi mumahotera anodhura epakati pepakati. Iwo akachipa 4-500 baht makamuri anowanzo kuchena kupfuura zvawaizogara kumba.
Muchidimbu, iwe unogona kudzivirira kutsamwisa kwakawanda iwe pachako nekusabhuka zororo rako rese pachine nguva, asi husiku humwe chete. Iwe unobhuya zvakasara kana wazvifarira, kana zvisiri iwe enda kune inotevera hotera.
Iwe unogona kugara uchiwana kamuri inokodzera zvaunoda.
maitiro pakudya kwekudya kwemangwanani buffet yaBoris kana Sacha, Sjeng aon the gang anogonawo kunzwa chimwe chinhu nezvazvo, maitiro evashanyi veDutch type Oh Oh Cherso.
Ndinotenda kuti kana iwe, semushanyi akapambwa, uchida kuva nehope dzakanyarara, unofanira kugadzirira kubhadhara zvakawanda.Ini pachangu ndakapedza usiku hwose muBankok muEvergreen Laurel Hotel uye ndinogona kutaura kuti hapana chaunonzwa usiku. .Ok,unobhadhara zvakanyanya asi wotowana chimwe chinhu.Dambudziko nderekuti vekumavirira vanoda ringside seat reringi,asi haufanire kunyunyuta kuti ine ruzha.
Sezviyero, isu tine nzira ina yemagetsi tambo ine tambo yekuwedzera mumukwende wedu wekufamba, pamwe chete tine mafoni maviri, maviri iPads, uye dzimwe nguva (bhizinesi) laptop. Ipapo tambo yemagetsi inobatsira kwazvo!
Kana imba isina kuchena chaizvo, ingofonera reception kana kuchengetedza imba uye inogadziriswa.
Kupopota, kupopota, vana, uye vabereki vasingapindiri, chokwadi ihasha huru.
Asi chigumbu chikuru, kana chikakubata, mhomho dzeChinese. Havataudzani, asi nguva dzose vanoshevedzera, vose pamwe chete, uye zvichida vari kure zvikuru, mumahoro, mumikoto, padziva rokutuhwina, kana kupi zvako. Ndakasangana neizvi kaviri uye pakarepo ndakatarisa kaviri. Hazviiti!
Pandinobhuka hotera, ndinogara ndichiita chokwadi chekuti mumakamuri mune WiFi yemahara. Kana isipo, handibhadhare!
Ndi 2017!
Izvo zvinofanirwa kucherechedzwa kuti isu tinogara tichigara mu4/5 nyeredzi mahotera, zvinotsamwisa zviripo zvishoma (ndinofunga) kupfuura muhotera yebhajeti.
Ndinofunga vamwe vevakataura havana kuverenga chinyorwa zvakanaka. Munyori anonyora kuti zvichemo zvevanhu veDutch zvinoenderana nevevamwe vagari venyika yose.
Ndinoziva kubva pane zvakaitika kuti vanhu vekuAmerica kunyanya ishasha dzekubata kwemaawa akawanda makakatanwa pakaunda pamusoro pezvingave zvisirizvo. Ava vanowanzovawo vanhu vane ruzha zvikurusa kana kuti vane ruzha zvikurusa. Sekuona kwangu maChinese ari pechipiri nemaRussia ari pachinhanho chechitatu. Chimbofunga, chimwe chinhu chakasangana nemunhu wese, chezviitiko zvinoitika apo buffet yemangwanani inovhurwa na7.00:XNUMX mangwanani.
Kana pane "ruzha rwevavakidzani" ndinofonera vaenzi ivavo kuburikidza nerunhare rwehotera ndovaudza kuti, "security irikuona",
Yagara ichishanda nemazvo, kunyanya neRussia vanoita mazororo.
1). Mubhedha wakaoma.
Zvimwe zvacho zvinogoneka. Asi kusakwanisa kurara kana kurwadziwa nemusana zuva rinotevera kunoparadza kunakidzwa kwangu kwezororo.
Mangwanani akanaka!
Tarisa uone kunakidza, mangwanani eSvondo mangwanani, kofi, kuki uye chinyorwa pamusoro pezvichemo zvenyika nekunze. Iwe unogona dzimwe nguva kuita rombo rakanaka pakusarudza hotera. Uye dzimwe nguva iro rombo rakaipa haritombokonzeri hotera asi kune vamwe vaenzi. Asi chiitiko changu chinowanzova chakanaka, zvakare nekuti ndinoedza kusagumbuka pamusoro pekusagadzikana kupi zvako. Kana zvinhu zvisina kumira zvakanaka rongedza mabhegi ako mangwana kana kukumbira imwe kamuri. Ndinofunga kusvotwa kuzhinji kwandakasangana nako kwakakonzerwa zvikuru nevaenzi vainyunyuta. Dzimwe nguva mubatanidzwa wekusuwa uye kusetsa.
Une kanguva here?
Ini ndinogara kamwe paKoh Mak, inozivikanwa nenyaya yekuti hurumende yakafunga nemaune kuita kuti nguva imire pano. hapana zvemazuva ano pano. Ndinorara kwevhiki muimba duku yemapuranga, musango, pamhenderekedzo yegungwa. Mangwanani akatevera pakudya kwemangwanani, mushure mekushambira, mumwe munhu anodonha patafura yangu asina kukokwa, nekugomera kwakadzama, akapfeka rumwe rudzi rwenguo yeusiku uye fantastically inoyevedza isina makumbo pasi. Musikana wechidiki akanaka, ndinofungidzira kuti ane makore 22-25, ane vhudzi rebvudzi rakawanda. Uye panguva ino yakanga ichiri yakasikwa, awa imwe gare gare ndakamuona akafukidzwa varnish uye pendi, zvinonyadzisa. Uye kuti munzvimbo yakadaro mumasikirwo? Anokumbira ruregerero nekusapfeka make-up. Vadivelu Comedy Funny. Ndingakubvunza mubvunzo here? Musikana, enda mberi utaure chiDutch. Kumwe kugomera kwakadzika. Ko bungalow yako ine kana hairdryer imwe chete here? Kushungurudzika kwakadzama kunonzwika zvakajeka. Mwari wangu, tinogara muna 2016! Ndinovenga chitsuwa ichi!. Ndakazoona ava kubuda neshamwari yake, akanyatso pukuta bvudzi, asina vhudzi rakasununguka kana muswe wemboro uye akapenderwa zvachose, zvese nehandbag yaiita kunge inodhura yavakange vagadzira mumabhegi avo. zvitsitsinho zvakakwirira munzira ine jecha. Hupenyu hausi nyore.
Ndakambogara muhotera yemhuri muAustria nokuda kwemitambo yechando. Zororo rakanaka, chando chikuru, mamiriro ekunze akanaka, hotera yakanaka ine hunhu. Kwekudya kwemangwanani takawana zvimwe zvinofanotaurwa zvakajairwa zvinhu, asiwo zai rezvaunosarudza uye jamu remumba mune 3 flavour. Ini handisi munhu anodya jamu, handina zino rinotapira, asi mupiro uyu waisafanira kupotsa. Strawberries, cherries uye blackberries. Traditional top quality!
Pano makanga makagadzirira zvigaro zvemangwanani uye mangwanani oga oga varoorani vaduku vechiDutch vaioneka patafura kuruboshwe rwangu. Pakutanga, akanga ari muchindakadzi akanaka (papizi) uye akanga ari benzi rine chinangwa chakanaka raizoedza nepaanogona napo kuti arambe achifara. Mangwanani ega ega aimudzosa kukamuri, chimwe chinhu chakanga chatokanganwa. Fixed hunhu hwaionekwa patafura hwaive chirongo cheNutella nechirongo cheHero cherry jam. Nekuda kwake, hapana mazai kana jamu remhando yepamusoro rakadyiwa. Ndakanga ndatonzwisisa kuti vakanga vatora mazuva gumi nemaviri, asi mushure memazuva 12 vakangoerekana vaenda kumba. Ndakabvunza mukomana aiva mupassage kuti chii chaiitika. Akatura befu, handidi kubva, chando chikuru, asi chikomba changu ... hachichagoni kuchengetwa pano zvakare. Ndinobvunza kuti sei zvino? Anoramba kugara pano pasina kuseni chaiko. Anonyatsotaura nezvezvinhu izvozvo! Uye zvino iyo chaiyo (Gamba) jam yapera! Saka tinoenda zvakare. Ndakamubata ruoko zvine simba ndokuti; Shamwari, rombo rakanaka!
Pane imwe nguva ndinogara mune imwe mhando yeparadhiso. Mukuona kwangu, iyo inonakidza nzvimbo yandati ndambogara. Omah Apik, padyo neUbud, Bali. Ndaifunga kuti iparadhiso pasi pano makore mashanu apfuura! Iye zvino yawedzerwa, nepo yakanga iri duku panguva iyoyo. Yakaziviswa kwose kwose paIndaneti sekugara pedyo neguta, asi pakati pehupenyu hwekumaruwa. Iri kumucheto kwemusha wekumaruwa uye minda yakanaka yemupunga. Ndakagara ikoko kwemazuva gumi nemaviri.
Rimwe zuva ndiri kudya breakfast nebook rangu, early as always. Ndakagara ikoko kwemavhiki maviri, uye ndakanzwa vaviri vachiuya kuvashandi vemangwanani, vachigomera uye vachinyunyuta zvikuru. Kuzorora kwemangwanani kwaenda! Asi vashandi vemangwanani vaisanyanya kutaura Chirungu. Uye zvinosuruvarisa, nokuti vaiziva kuti vaviri ava vakanga vari vaDutch uye neniwo ndakanga ndiri, vakanongedzera kwandiri. Zvinoshamisa kuti vanhu vari kunze kwenyika vanofunga sei kuti ungada kusangana nevanhu vekune dzimwe nyika. Handidi zvachose!!!
Mudzimai anofamba achiuya kwandiri nemakumbo akakwirira ndokunogara patafura yangu pasina anobvunzwa. Murume wake, mukomana ane tsandanyama, tight t-shirt, rudzi rwekudzimisa moto, akamira 4 metres kumashure nechiso chakaneta. Haufungi here kuti zvakaipa futi! mukadzi uya anobva atanga kutaura neni. Urikuda kuti Mangwanani, ndingagara newe kwekanguva here? Aiwa, mukadzi anotaura achikwidza, handizvo zvandiri kureva zvachose. Ruzha irworwo rwakakutadzisa kurara usiku hwese here? Ndinoti; Zvakanaka, ndakakunzwa uchiitira murume wako ruzha nezuro manheru, nokuti ndakarara pakati penyu. Uye ndakanzwa kugunun'una nemufaro uye nezwi guru. Asi neimwe nzira pakanga pasina matambudziko. Hamuna kunzwa here jongwe riya rinotyisa pakati pehusiku netwumakiriketi nenjiva dziya? Ndiri kuzoudza vedare repamberi kuti vaite chimwe chinhu nezvazvo. Ndinopindura, jongwe nenjiva idzo, madam, inova hafu yeawa zuva risati rabuda, nguva yokumuka, kwete pakati pousiku, Ndiko kunonzi mangwanani. Zvakanaka, rombo rakanaka pakugamuchira uye ini ndichaedza nekuratidzira kudzokera mubhuku rangu. Haana kumbobvunzwa, mai vaya vanotora chimedu chepapa mundiro yemuchero wangu nezvigunwe voenderera mberi nemuromo wavo wakazara. Uye zvakare pano zvakare ... Ndinotarisa kumusoro kubva mubhuku rangu netsiye yakasimudzwa. Mamiriro ekunze……? Ehe, anoramba achichema, wobva watora rwendo kuenda kunyika inodziya uye unowanei, makore nemvura. Nezuro zuva redu rose rakaparadzwa nemvura iya. Ndinomubvunza; asi zvino murume wako akabhuka rwendo rwuno? Anoti kwete, chokwadi ndichazviita ini. Ndinogara ndichiita zvese ini. Ndinoona kumashure kwake, murume achigutsurira musoro. Ndinogara ndokuisa bhuku rangu. Saka iwe unoverengera kugara kwehusiku munzvimbo yekumaruwa, pakati pezvisikwa uye unoshamiswa nemanzwi kubva kune zvakasikwa? Uri kubhuka rwendo mumwaka wekunaya kwemvura uye watsamwiswa nemvura inonaya here? Nenzira, nezuro kwakanaya kwemaminetsi asingasviki makumi maviri zuva rose uye izvo zvaive zvakanaka uye zvichizorodza mushure mezuva rinopisa. Zvino wave kuuya kuzondikanganisa breakfast yangu negood mood yangu nenonsense yako iyoyo. Ini handina godo nemurume wako. Ndinofunga kuti murume wako akakodzera zvakawanda kupfuura kunwa! Ndiani angada kuenda newe kuzororo? Uri gwere. Ibva pano! Dzokera kuNetherlands nekukurumidza. Mukadzi anomhanyisa maziso ake zvinoshamisa uye anotendeukira kumhasuru yaakaroora uye anomukwenya; Jan, Jan, ita chimwe chinhu! Kwekanguva ndinofunga kuti hurukuro iyi inogona kundipedza mazino angu epamberi. Asi Jan anobvisa maoko ake ndokuaisa zvakasimba muhudyu make ndokuti nenzwi guru; Ndingaitei chero chinhu, mukomana iyeye ari right! Iwe uri wekutanga-class whiner!
Ndichiverenga ndichidzoka ndinoona kuti kune 3 anecdotes pamusoro pevakadzi vanogunun'una, nditende ini, kusangana.
Nakidzwa neSvondo yako!
Frank Kramer. Inyaya dzinoshamisa sei, dzinotaurwa zvakanaka uye dzechokwadi uye dzinozivikanwa!
Hongu, iniwo ndinoziva uye ndinoziva marudzi aya evanhu vanongobhuka rwendo rwusirirwo, munzvimbo isiriyo, nyika kana mwaka, uye vanongonyunyuta.
Uye zviri nani hutsinye, kuzvikudza uye ruzha kune vashandi vanobatsira.
Ndinogara ndiine dambudziko rekuzvidzora. Kazhinji zvinoshanda, asi dzimwe nguva hazviiti, saka ndinopindira uye ndinomiririra murombo weta kana mugamuchiri. Uye ndichine mazino angu ese epamberi...