Ingilishi mai ban mamaki daga Thailand
Mun yi magana game da Tenglisch akan wannan shafin yanar gizon. Koyaushe yana da kyau don labarun ban dariya. Rubutun Turanci da ke ƙasa na iya kasancewa a wurin.
A cikin haikalin Bangkok:
- HARAMUN NE A SHIGA MACE KO DA BAUTAWA, IDAN AKA SANYA NAMIJI.
Gidan shakatawa na Phuket:
- ANA NEMAN MATA KADA SU HAIFAR DA YARA A BAKI.
Ofishin Doctor, Bangkok:
- KWAREWA A MATA DA SAURAN CUTUTTUKA.
Drycleaners, Bangkok:
- KASA WANDO NAN DON SAKAMAKO MAI KYAU.
A gidan cin abinci na Chiang Mai:
- Abokan ciniki da suka sami ma'aikatanmu sun yi rashin kunya don ganin manajan.
A kan babban titin zuwa Bangkok, barin Petchaburi.
- SANARWA: LOKACIN DA WANNAN ALAMOMIN YAKE KARKASHIN RUWA, WANNAN HANYA BA TA WUCE.
A kan fosta a Hua Hin:
- SHIN KAINE BABBAN DA BAZAI KARATU BA? IDAN HAKA ZAMU IYA TAIMAKO.
A cikin gidan abinci na Birni:
- BUDE KWANA BAKWAI A MAKO DA KARSHEN MAKO.
A cikin makabartar Pattaya:
- AN HANA MUTANE DON FARUWA DAGA KOWANE KABARINSU .
Pranburi hoteldokoki da ka'idoji:
- ANA NEMAN BAKI KADA SU SHA TABA KO YIN SAURAN DABI'UN BAN KYAU A BACCI.
A cikin menu na gidan abinci na Bangkok:
- GININMU BA BAR MUKU KOMAI BEGE BA.
A cikin Go Go bar:
- CIKI NA MUSAMMAN GA MATA MASU KWAYOYI.
Hotel, Hilton:
- FLTTING OF underwear TARE DA NISHADI AIKIN CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Hilton:
- ANA GAYYATAR KA YI AMFANI DA CHAMBERMAID.
A cikin harabar otal ɗin Pattaya da ke ƙetare daga gidan sufi na Orthodox na Rasha:
- ANA BARKANKU DA ZIYARAR MAKABARTA WANDA AKE BINE SHAHARARAR MAWAKO, MAZAJE DA MARUBUTA YAN RUSSIA DA SOVIET A KULLUM SAI RANAR ALHAMIS..
Alamar da aka buga a cikin Korat:
- HARAMUN NE A WURIN BAKIN DAJIN MU CEWA MUTANE MASU JIMA'I DABAN MISALI MAZA DA MATA SUNA TSIRA TARE A TITI DAYA SAI SAI AURE SU DA JUNA DON HAKA.
Hotel, Koh Samui:
- SABODA RASHIN NISHADANTAR DA BAKI KISHIYAR JIMA'I ACIKIN DAKI, ANA SHAWARAR AYI AMFANI DA LOBBY DON WANNAN MANUFAR.
Tallan hawan jaki, Tailandia:
- SHIN KANA SON HAUWA DA JIKI?
Ofishin tikitin jirgin sama, Ubon Ratchatani:
- MUNA DAUKI JAKANKU MU AIKA SU A DUK HANYOYI.
Wanki a Pattaya:
- YAN MATA KU BAR TUFAFIN KU NAN KU SHA DAREN LA'A
Mutum, mutum, na karanta su da ƙarfi a falon malami. Don abokan aiki ashirin, ciki har da kaina, ranar ba za ta iya yin kuskure ba. Thx!
Hawaye na bin kuncina tare da wasu, kuma da gaske ba don bakin ciki ba.
Hakanan zan iya jin daɗi da shi 🙂
A wasu wurare a Asiya su ma suna iya yin wani abu, shi ya sa a wasu lokuta nakan duba wannan shafin, mai matukar nishadantarwa
http://www.engrish.com/most-popular/
A cikin wani gidan cin abinci kusa da Golden Triangle akwai kyakkyawan fassarar wani soyayyen kwai akan menu: "Yadda ake soya kwai"…….
Amma kwanan nan ma na ci karo da wani kyakkyawan rubutu na Dutch a ChiangMai a titin Otal ɗin Ƙofar ChiangMai. A gidan burodin akwai wata alama a waje tare da rubutu: "sandi don jirgin kasa".
Kyawawan ! A Chiangmai akwai hukumar balaguro da ke ba da sanarwar: "Muna ba da bayanan balaguro na gaskiya"
Yayi kyau sosai kowa da kowa. Ina tsammanin mafi kyawun shi ne na ofishin likitoci a BKK.
Har ila yau, muna da ɗaya a cikin Cha-am: a lanƙwasa makaho zuwa hagu, inda za ku iya juya dama sau biyu, akwai kyakkyawar alamar gargadi na hukuma tare da rubutun: HATSARI GABA!. Kamar yadda kuka sani….
Damn Martin!
Na ga wannan jiya!
Ina fashe lokacin da na ga waɗannan rubutun, sannan in yi dariya da ƙarfi!
Budurwa ta thai ta tambaye ni dalilin da yasa nake murmushi, kuma na yi ƙoƙarin bayyana shi!
wani murmushin kunya ya biyo baya, sannan tace sanannun kalmomin "my pen li Darling"!
Na ga alama a wurin ajiye motoci “dis is carprak”, hihihihi
Ina kokarin rubuta rubuce-rubucen daban-daban da kuma imel zuwa wannan rukunin yanar gizon, saboda yana da nishadantarwa a gare mu Falang.
Ina son haka. Godiya da yawa don aikawa. Kuma Pam ba shakka.
Magana mai kyau. A Matthaput na taba ganin wata babbar alama da ke ba da sanarwar gasar busa ta shekara-shekara. Da kyau ba tare da kuskure ba na ga dakin maza na mashaya go-go “we aim to please, you aim too please. A Rayong, hanya ta taɓa ƙarewa a tashar T-junction tare da alamun zirga-zirga guda biyu. Wanda yace a'a juya hagu da wanda yace a'a juya dama. Da alama dole ne ka juya a wurin kuma ka koma baya. A Tailandia koyaushe akwai abin da za ku yi dariya idan kun kula.
An yi shekaru da yawa, amma koyaushe yana makale da ni:
A gidan cin abinci / wurin cin abinci, inda suka sayar da tukunyar Dutch, ra'ayin ya zo cewa kalmar "lafiya" - duk da cewa ba a san ma'anar ba - yana haifar da ƙarin tallace-tallace. Don haka sun sayar da sanwici mai lafiyayye, sanwicin hamburger lafiya, da sauransu.
Kyakkyawan rubutu, Ina ganin su sau da yawa kuma. Ina kuma son rubutu akan T-shirts. Kwanan nan na ga kyakkyawar mace Thai da T-shirt Jamusanci a Jamus: Matan Jamus sun fi kyau a duniya tare da kyawawan idanu masu launin shuɗi da gashin gashi.
A Nongkhai za ku iya sha kofi da itace. Bai faɗi girman girman wannan matakin ba.
Koyaushe yana da kyau karanta irin waɗannan fassarori.
Makonni biyu da suka gabata na kasance a kwazazzabin Ob Luang kusa da Hot (na gode Gringo don tukwici), kuma na karanta fassarar Faransanci Fries: Fren Fire a cikin "gidan cin abinci".
To, mutane suna yin iya ƙoƙarinsu, kuma muna yin dariya game da shi, amma idan wani a kan wannan shafin ya rubuta saƙo a cikin mummunan Yaren mutanen Holland, ba za a buga shi ba.
Wasu abubuwa masu daɗi a katin menu:
Rilled Schrime
Soyayyen Frimp tare da Chillpaste
Soyayyen schrimp tare da Galric black perrers
Miyan Flayored mil mil da naman alade da shredded jelly
miyar flayored mil mil da sith abincin teku
miya mai zafi da tsami
Abin sha:
Oragrapong soyayyen Fosh tare da barkono galric
Kifi mai tururi da lamon
Soyayyen houlder tare da galric papper
Ni da wani abokin aikina mun karanta wannan katin kuma mun kasa daure sai dai dariya…
Tabbas na san cewa Thai na iya samun lokaci mai kyau daga baya idan na taɓa rubuta Thai… ba zai sami mafi kyawun Ingilishi a sama ba!
Khan Peter,
Irin wannan tinglish, a ganina, ya kamata ya zama ruwan dare.
Ina son karanta wannan.
Ta yaya suke haduwa.
Louise
Na yi hoto mai zuwa a Wat Saket, Dutsen Zinariya.
A wannan yanayin ya ce a cikin bayyanannen Thai da Ingilishi buƙatar KAR a cire takalmanku: D: D
http://twitpic.com/d9o8wu
A cikin littafin yawon shakatawa na Rattawut Lapcharoensap akwai wani abu mai kyau game da wannan a cikin ɗan gajeren labari 'Farangs' (bayanin kula, wannan fassarar Dutch na ainihin labarin Turanci ne).
“Bayan na tattara bakin tekun don shara, sai na mayar da Clint Eastwood a cikin alkalami, ni da Lizzie na hau babur na hau kan dutse zuwa gidan Surachai, inda kawunsa Mongkhon ya ba da rangadin giwaye. MR. MONGKHON JUNGLE SAFARI, alamar fenti kusa da titin yana karantawa. KUZO KU FUSKANTAR DA KYAU HALITTAR DAJI TARE DA KYAKKEN RA'AYOYIN TEKU DA KYAKKYAWAR SAMA DAGA BAYAN GIWA! Na gaya wa Uncle Mongkhon cewa allon nasa ba daidai ba ne a nahawu, kuma za ku iya amfani da gwaninta don ƙaramin gudumawa, amma ya yi dariya ya ce farangs suna da kyau, na gode, sun ɗauka yana da kyau, kuma suna tunanin Shin na yi. da gaske ni ne kawai huakhuai a wannan tsibiri na godforsaken da nake magana da Ingilishi?”
(Sigar Turanci: http://www.bookbrowse.com/excerpts/index.cfm/book_number/1520/page_number/3/sightseeing)
Wataƙila ba koyaushe haka lamarin yake ba, amma wani lokacin har yanzu ina tsammanin suna yin hakan da gangan :-).
Littafin yayi kyau sosai wallahi.
Da zarar a harabar gidan baƙo ya ga akwatin agajin gaggawa mai ɗauke da shi
Akwatin Aids na farko.