Wan di, wan mai di (part 13)

A rana mai kyau ina zazzagewa a hankali a kan kwamfutar ta a cikin ɗakin kwana. Nan da nan matata ta shiga: ‘Ki zo ofishin kakar kaka domin akwai baƙo, baƙo, wanda yake so ya yi hayan gidan kwana na ’yan watanni. Ya ce daga Jamus yake kuma kuna jin Jamusanci, ko ba haka ba?'

Eh eh amma meye ruwana dashi? Ta kalleni da sauri. Lafiya lafia. Ina zuwa ina hango shi daga nesa, wani Bajamushe dogo (kusan ƙafa shida) sanye da baƙar hula sanye da baƙar hula (gashin gashinsa ya ɓace), ɗan shekarunsa ya wuce arba'in sanye da kaya kamar jakar baya, sannan a ƙasa akwai wata babbar jaka. karamar akwati mai dauke da abubuwa iri-iri na daukar hotuna da jakar leptop.

Sannu, ni Rainer, in ji shi. Sunana Chris, na gaya masa. Zance na asali yana tasowa don bincika juna. Karnuka za su kira wannan suna shakar juna.

Auren biyu sun kasa

Rainer ya fito daga yankin Frankfurt, yana da shekaru 48, ya yi aure biyu da suka kasa yin aure, yanzu bai yi aure ba, yana da diya ‘yar shekara 17 da ke zaune tare da tsohonsa na karshe (wani kyakkyawa dan kasar Colombia, wanda ke da ‘ya’ya hudu daga mazaje daban-daban). yana zaune a Jamus. Mahaifiyarsa tana fama da ciwon hauka kuma babbar yayarsa ce ke kula da shi.

Ya dan zagaya a fadin duniya (musamman kasashe matalauta inda tattalin arzikin kasa ba shi da haske, don haka mata ke zawarcin namijin bare don gujewa halin kuncin da suke ciki a kasarsu) kuma kwata-kwata ba shi da niyyar komawa aure. . Yanzu yana da budurwa daga Philippines mai shekaru 20 (wanda ke fatan Rainer zai aure ta) wanda a halin yanzu yana aiki a Dubai a matsayin kuyanga / mai kula da gida don dangi masu arziki.

Ya kuma san wasu Jamusawa da ke zaune da aiki a Thailand. Daya daga cikinsu ta auri wata 'yar kasar Thailand kuma tana da gidan cin abinci a Hua Hin wanda galibi ake yin jita-jita na Jamusanci (Rotkohl, Schweinebraten, Knödel). Yana zuwa can lokaci-lokaci idan ya sami isasshen abincin Thai.

Rainer yana rayuwa da rana

A cikin duk watanni hudu da Rainer ya yi a Bangkok (tare da ɗan gajeren hutu na hutu zuwa Philippines a kusa da Sabuwar Shekara, don gaya wa budurwarsa cewa aure ba shi da matsala, kuma hutun karshen mako yana gudana zuwa Cambodia) Ban sami damar zuwa ba. ainihin yadda yake samun kuɗin rayuwarsa.

Ya tafi ne a karshen watan Afrilu tare da alkawarin cewa tabbas zai dawo a watan Oktoba. Ya sanya wasu kayansa a cikin akwati kuma yanzu yana cikin condo na. Don haka ya tabbata kansa. Labarinsa shi ne, yana sayen azurfa da kayan ado a Thailand (mafi yawa a kasuwanni masu arha, a cikin ƙananan shaguna, musamman a Khao San Road), wanda ya aika wa wani abokinsa (Turkiyya) a Jamus (wannan abokin shine sabon mijin). Colombian ex).

Wannan abokin sai ya sayar da samfuran kai tsaye ga mabukaci a Jamus (kuma kan layi) kuma ribar ta raba 50-50. Babu matsala tare da harajin kuɗin shiga, VAT da makamantansu. A bayyane yake wannan hanyar aiki tana kawo isassun Euro don kashe kusan watanni shida zuwa bakwai a Thailand sannan sauran biyar zuwa shida a Jamus. Ban ji shi game da gaba (mafarki, kudi, ritaya). Rainer yana rayuwa da rana, kusan kamar ainihin Thai. Wanene ya rayu, wanda kuma yake kula da ku.

Tsohon jakar baya?

Zan iya yin taƙaice game da tsarin kashe kuɗi a Thailand. Ban sani ba amma daga abin da na gani (sabbily sanye, ko da yaushe wani baseball shirt marar hannu, soja buga rabin tsawon gajeren wando, flip-flops, kadan amfani da deodorant don haka matata ba ya son shi a cikin condo, amma quite. yawan giyar Leo don ya iya tsallake karin kumallo koyaushe) ya kashe kadan.

Bayan taron farko, mun taimaki Rainer da komai da komai. Alal misali, matata ta shirya masa bargo a kan gadonsa a gidan haya da kakarsa da kakarsa, da kuma talabijin.

Ta kai shi shagon waya dake Central a lokacin da ya samu matsala da katin SIM da wayarsa. Muka ba shi kalmar sirrin mu a intanet don ya - zaune a waje - yana da wifi kyauta tare da kwamfutar hannu. Na ba shi tafiya zuwa Petchaburi lokacin da yake son zuwa Hua Hin na karshen mako (don cin abinci mai kyau na Jamus da daukar hoto tare da tarin birai) kuma muna kai shi wani gidan cin abinci mai rahusa a cikin unguwar. suna da jita-jita na yamma irin su nama da hamburgers akan menu.

Ya yaba da na baya, domin kowane lokaci ya gaji da abincin Thai kuma ya yi marmarin soya ko dankali. Bai yi nisa da gidan ba don haka ya sami hanyarsa bayan karon farko.

A ranar 30 ga Afrilu, Rainer ya koma Frankfurt ta Alkahira (tikitin hanya mafi arha da zai iya samu). Amma yana dawowa. Na san tabbas.

Chris de Boer

Wata tsohuwa ce ke tafiyar da ginin gidan da Chris ke zaune. Yakan kira kakarta, domin tana cikin matsayi da shekaru. Kaka tana da 'ya'ya mata biyu (Doaw da Mong) wanda Mong shine mai ginin a takarda.