Kuna samun komai a Thailand (51)

Soi Nana (Kalmomi 1000 / Shutterstock.com)

Yana da kyau koyaushe karanta labari a ƙasa daga abokai da yawa waɗanda suka ziyarci Thailand a karon farko. Babu gidajen ibada ko al'adun Thai, kawai ku ji daɗin abin da rayuwar dare a Bangkok da Pattaya ke bayarwa. Labari ne na Khun Peter, wanda ya riga ya kasance akan shafin yanar gizon shekaru da suka gabata, amma yayi daidai da kyau a cikin jerin mu "Kuna dandana kowane irin abubuwa a Thailand"

Wannan shine labarin Khan Peter

karo na farko.....

Maris 2005 ita ce haduwata ta farko da Thailand. Wani abokina ya ɗauki matakin ɗaukar hutu zuwa Thailand. Wanda ya shirya tafiyar ya buƙaci ɗan gamsarwa. A cewarsa, Tailandia tana da abubuwa da yawa don bayarwa: rana, teku, dabino masu yawo, rayuwar dare da kuma…. kyawawan mata. Wanene zan ce "a'a"?

Abokan ƙirji huɗu sun tafi Bangkok tare da Eva Air. Na kasance kamar kore kamar ciyawa lokacin da aka zo shiga ciki da waje na Thailand. Abokina ya dan kara zurfafa cikin lamarin. Ina tsammanin babban murmushin fuskarsa yana da shakku sosai. Amma ina son in yi mamaki. Ba wai ba ni da dangantaka ko wani abu. Bayan shekaru da yawa na tafiye-tafiye da ziyartar ƙasashe da yawa, ya zama mahaukaci don in yi mamakin wani abu.

Nana Hotel Bangkok

Na san da yawa game da Thailand kamar yadda na yi game da Goeree-Overflakkee, don haka ba komai. Mun isa Don Muang kuma ni da sauri zafin zafi da ƙamshi na Gabas suka mamaye ni. An nufi taksi zuwa Bangkok. Da aka ce direban tasi ya kai mu Nana Hotel, sai ya fara dariya irin yadda maza kadai ke iya. Na san nan da nan, ba zai zama hutu na 'al'ada' ba kuma.

Otal ɗin Nana da ke Bangkok wataƙila shine otal mafi ƙasƙanci a Thailand. Da zarar an gina shi a cikin 1963. Dakunan sun kasance masu sauƙi kuma masu ban sha'awa a lokacin. Abinda kawai ya fito waje shine babban gado biyu a cikin dakin otal. Tun da ni ne mafi ƙanƙanta a cikin rukunin abokai a 1.86, wannan na iya zama bayani mai ma'ana don zaɓin wannan otal. Bayan haka, gado mai faɗi ba abu mara kyau ba ne. Amma sanin abokina, wannan ba shine babban dalili ba. Otal ɗin Nana yana tsakiyar tsakiyar Soi Nana da Soi Cowboy kuma 'abokin baƙi' ne, wanda za'a iya fassara shi sosai. Akwai zuwa da tafiya na matan Thai.

Bayan shiga, da kyar kun kasance a dakin otal ɗin ku na mintuna biyar, wayar tana ƙara. "Yallabai kana son mata taje?" ya tambayi muryar namiji a daya karshen layin. Massage? Ee, eh, irin wannan tausa yana da ɗan alaƙa da tausa Thai, ni ban kasance butulci ba.

Otal ɗin ba shi da wani abu da yawa don bayarwa. Wani abokina ma sai da ya koma wani daki saboda kyankyasai na rarrafe a gefen gadonsa.

Rookie

Wurin da ke gefen titi a Otal ɗin Nana (inda Hooters yake da rashin alheri a yanzu) ya zama wurin taronmu. Wuri ne mai kyau don ciyar da lokaci tare da giya mai sanyi a iya isa. Kana da guntun idanu. Kamar an yi faretin dawaki ne ke wucewa ta titi kowace sa'a. Masu sayar da titi, rumfunan abinci, mummuna farang tare da kyawawan matan Thai, tuk-tuk masu fashewa, gidan wasan kwaikwayo na buɗe iska na Thai. Wani ɗan Thai mai ban sha'awa ya kawo mana giya mai sanyaya akai-akai. Kullum tana yi min murmushin kirki da kalubale. A gaskiya ban san cewa ita ma za ta bude muku giya a dakin otal din ku ba don cin abinci da wasu shawarwari. Mun lura cewa akwai ma’aikata mata da yawa suna yawo. Yaya kore za ku iya zama?

Wurin yin kiliya

An gudanar da wani shagali na musamman a kowane dare bayan misalin karfe 01.00:XNUMX. Parking din yayi kusa da otel din Nana ya zama wani irin tarukan matan mashaya wadanda har yanzu suke neman masu daukar nauyin ‘kakanin lokaci’ ko dare. An rufe mashaya sannan aka cika filin ajiye motoci.

Tsofaffin mata suka wuce da jakunkunan leda cike da giya mai sanyi. Isasshen goyon baya. Rukunan abinci sun bayyana a waje. Musamman wadanda suke da ƙwaro da ƙwanƙwasa ruwa sun shahara sosai a wurin matan Isaan.

Ya kasance gauraye da tarin tarin Thai da farang daga kowane sasanninta na duniya. Alal misali, ina da giya tare da wani matashi ɗan kasuwa daga Iceland wanda aka gyara masa haƙoransa a Bangkok. Yakan je Thailand kowace shekara musamman don ita. Ya danna, bayan haka ya dinga fita tare da group din mu.

Soi Cowboy (CrackerClips Stock Media / Shutterstock.com)

Soi Cowboy

Gaskiyar cewa duniya ƙanana ce ta bayyana lokacin da a wani lokaci wani ɗan ƙasar Holland ya wuce ya gane ɗaya daga cikin abokaina. Sun kasance a aji tare a makarantar sakandare. Sai muka rasa ganin juna. Yana da ban mamaki cewa kun haɗu da abokin karatunku daga Apeldoorn a cikin babban birni a wancan gefen duniya. Abokin makarantarsa ​​ya zauna kuma yayi aiki a Bangkok a matsayin mai zanen yanar gizo. Bayan ya tuna da samun ƴan giya, zai nuna mana Soi Cowboy.

Soi Cowboy? Ba ni da sha'awar zuwa Salon Yamma ko ganin rodeo. A'a, bai yi tunanin haka ba. Ya kai mu mashaya da yawa. Akwai wanda ke da bene da fili mai haske. Lokacin da kuka duba akwai matan Thai suna rawa sanye da gajeren siket a filin rawa na gaskiya. Sun kasance sun manta sosai, saboda ba sa sanye da wani muhimmin abu na tufafi. Abin mamaki ne a lokaci guda sun manta da hakan. Wannan daren ya dade...

Pink giwaye?

Wata rana da yamma mun yanke shawarar cin chowder a wani bututun biers na Jamus, a kan titi. Ba a bayyane ba a digiri 35, amma mai kyau. A wancan zamanin, yanzu kusan shekaru 20 da suka gabata, kun ga gungun mutanen Thailand suna tafiya kan titi tare da wata matashiyar giwa kowane maraice (abin farin ciki wanda yanzu haramun ne). A wurin makara sai giwar ta makale kansa ta kofar. Na dauki wani hoto.

Sa’ad da na kira wani abokinsa da ke ƙasar Netherland washegari na gaya masa cikin farin ciki cewa mun ci chowder a wani wurin ajiye kaya na Jamus a Bangkok, sai ga giwa ta shigo, sai ya fara damuwa, ya ba ni shawarar in daina shan barasa.

Kwanaki a Bangkok sun wuce tare da balaguron balaguro na yau da kullun. Garin China, The Grand Palace da a, mu ma mun fada cikin zamba. Direban tuk-tuk ya sanar da mu cewa an rufe Fadar da safe. Amma kada ku damu, zamu iya daukar tuk-tuk, ya nuna mana haikali da dama, bayan daya haikali sai ya zama tela, masu jewelers, tela, har ma da wasu kayan ado. Har zuwa gundura. Haka kuma an sake koya daga gare ta.

Pattaya

Bayan 'yan kwanaki a Bangkok, mun tashi zuwa Pattaya da karamin mota. Abin da na samu daga wurin nan shi ne bangaran sa. Wani nau'in gundumar hasken ja na Amsterdam, amma murabba'i. Lokacin da rana ba a san shi ba, amma bayan dare, Pattaya ta zama wurin shakatawa na manya. Duk inda muka je sai an yi mana maraba da murna da murna daga matan mashaya. Wani abin mamaki, musamman idan kun kwatanta shi da fita a cikin Netherlands.

Abokina ya yi ajiyar otal ɗinmu a Pattaya: 'Otal ɗin Flamingo'. Wani magidanci dan kasar Holland ne ya gudanar da wannan otal a lokacin, wani sanannen dan kasar nan, amma na manta sunansa. Otal ɗin Flamingo ya zama otal ɗin gay. Na tambayi abokin tafiyata ko ya fara soyayya da maza? "A'a, amma ta yaya zan iya sanin hakan?" Ya amsa. "Wane kalar flamingos?" Na tambaye shi. "Ba haske ne ya kunna ba?" Af, wani kyakkyawan otal ne, ba mu yi tsalle daga masu katsalandan ba, don haka muka yanke shawarar zama.

Yawancin ma'aikatan otal ɗin sun kasance ko dai ƴan mata ne ko kuma a lokacin jujjuyawar. Wata kyakkyawar kuyanga ta Thai ma ta yi aiki a wurin. Kar ki damu, mai otal din ya ce min, ita budurwar wani matukin jirgin KLM ce. Mutumin aure mai kyau, wanda a wasu lokuta yakan je bikin bayan doguwar tafiya. Wani masoyi daban a kowane gari. Wannan ya sake tabbatar da son zuciya.

Kwanaki a Pattaya an yi amfani da su bisa ga tsayayyen al'ada: bakin teku, abinci, fita, barci, da dai sauransu. Lokaci mai kyau. Mun sha mamakin Pattaya da duk abin da muka gani kuma muka samu a can. Kafin haka, na yi shekaru da yawa ina zuwa Brazil, inda wani abokina ya yi hijira. Na dandana da yawa a can kuma ina tsammanin na ga duka, amma Thailand kuma tabbas Pattaya ta zarce komai!