Kuna samun komai a Thailand (47)
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A cikin wannan jerin mun sami damar karanta labarai masu ban sha'awa game da abubuwan da mutane a Thailand suka fuskanta. Har ila yau, masu karatun blog suna godiya da wannan, saboda yawan adadin sharhi da babban yatsa suna magana da kansa.
Amma a kula! Kyawawan, ban sha'awa, ban dariya, abubuwan ban mamaki suma sun bayyana akan shafin yanar gizon Thailand kafin a fara jerin. Daga babban tarihin tarihin sama da shekaru 10 na shafin yanar gizon Thailand, lokaci-lokaci muna ɗaukar wani labari wanda shima ya cancanci matsayi a cikin wannan "Kuna dandana komai a Thailand".
Da farko a cikin layi, Khun Peter namu zai yi magana tare da gajerun labarai da yawa daga rayuwar Thai. Da fatan za a gane: ba a nufin yin ba'a ga mutanen Thai ba, abubuwan ban dariya ne, wanda ya dandana kansa.
Karanta labaran, murmushi sannan ka rubuta naka labarin game da abin da ka dandana wanda ya cancanci faɗi.
Thai dabaru
Kyauta
“Kuna so ku kawo wa Babana kyauta daga Netherlands?” budurwata ta tambaya. "Lafiya," in ji. "Me kake tunani?" "Yana son agogo," in ji ƙaunata. Bayan 'yan watanni na tambayi ko yana son agogonsa. "Ban sani ba," in ji ta, "saboda baya sawa." "Oh", na ce, "Me ya sa?". Amsar ta: "Ba zai iya faɗi lokaci ba...".
Aka sayar
Muna yin odar Tom Yam Kung tare da abincin teku (miyan) a gidan abincin abincin teku a Tao Takiab. Ma'aikaciyar ta tambayi budurwata Thai: "Shin kuna son babban rabo ko ƙarami?" Ta ba da amsa: "Ku yi ɗan ƙaramin rabo kawai." Duk da haka, muna samun babban kwano na Tom Yam Kung. lissafin sai ya nuna wani kaso mai yawa wanda shima ya fi tsadar baht dari. Budurwata ta tambayi mai jiran aiki don ƙarin bayani. "Oh", in ji ma'aikaciyar ba tare da yin bugun ido ba, "an sayar da karamin kaso..."
Yanke
Ba za ku iya samun wuka cikin sauƙi azaman abin yanka ba a cikin gidan abinci a Thailand. Abincin Thai tare da cokali mai yatsa da cokali. A cikin gidan abinci mai kyau a Jomtien na ba da umarnin kayan zaki: ice cream tare da 'ya'yan itace na yanayi. 'Ya'yan itãcen marmari sun zama ƙananan kankana na kankana da abarba, waɗanda ake samu duk shekara a Thailand. Amma babban abin mamaki shi ne kayan yankan da aka haɗa: wuka da cokali mai yatsa…. Koyaushe m tare da ice cream.
'Yar uwa tana da saurayi
A ƴan shekarun baya abokina ya gaya mani cewa ƙanwarta tana da saurayi. Tattaunawar ta kasance kamar haka:
Ta: "Yar uwata tafi gidan waya yau". Bitrus: "Oh, don me?" Ta: "Tana da saurayi". Peter: "Oh, nice. Mutumin?" Ta: "A'a, mutumin Thai".
Peter: "Mutumin Thai mai kyau?" Ta: "Eh, mutumin kirki". Peter: "Lafiya, babba, amma me yasa take zuwa gidan waya?" Ta: "Ya aika kudi don 'yar uwata". Peter: "Ah, na gane."
Bitrus: "Nawa yake aikawa?" Ta: "500 baht". Peter: "Oh, ba yawa ba ne". Ta: “A’a, ba ya aiki. Amma ya buga caca”. Peter: "Oh, sure!"
To, me yasa za ku je aiki idan kuna iya yin caca? Bayan irin wannan tunani na Thai ina yawo tare da murmushi a fuskata. Wace kasa ce mai ban mamaki!
Dole na yi murmushi a sashin "Sold Out". J
Ba lallai ne ku kasance a Thailand don hakan ba. Na yi wani gidan cin abinci a Blankenberge shekaru da yawa.
Watarana naji wani ma’aikacina yana cewa wata mata da take ba da oda da ‘yarta, “Yi hakuri malam amma an sayar da kazar 1/4, kaji 1/2 ne kawai ya rage”.
Amma duk da haka ina ganin hakan yana da ma'ana. A matsayina na ma'aikaci, ba zan yi farin cikin yanke rabin kaza cikin kashi biyu cikin huɗu na kaji ba.
Kyakkyawan yanki sosai kuma ana iya gane wannan dabarar Thai. Ko da tare da gwamnatin Thai bai kamata koyaushe ku yi tsammanin yanke shawara da matakan ma'ana ba.
Labari masu ban al'ajabi, don haka ana iya ganewa.
Ya Allah yadda nake kewar wannan kyakkyawar kasa da mazaunanta.
Da fatan zamu iya komawa bana.
Als je kipbouten/poten gaat kopen moet je maar eens vragen of dit de voor- of achterpoten zijn.
Zie hun reacties dan 😉
Nee hoor Ronny, hun antwoord is simpel: “Up to you …”
En daar stond de farang met zijn mond vol tanden. 🙂
Dat kan ook natuurlijk 😉