Makon Gringo

Lokacin da na - kimanin shekaru 11 da suka wuce - na koma Tailandia na dindindin, na rubuta dogon "wasiƙun labarai" zuwa Netherlands, saboda akwai abubuwa da yawa da za a fada cewa sabon abu ne, mai daɗi da ban sha'awa. Na kuma sanya wasu daga cikin wasiƙun wasiƙun a wannan shafin daga baya. Yawan labarai yana raguwa cikin shekaru, aƙalla ƙasa da ban mamaki, abubuwa da yawa sun zama na yau da kullun. Har yanzu fun da kuma shiga, ba da gaske ba, amma sau da yawa ba wani abu don yin labari ba. Duk da haka abubuwa masu ban mamaki suna faruwa kusan kowace rana. Wannan shine makon da na gabata.

Lahadi: Rashawa a gasar

Ina tsammanin duk wanda ke bin shafin yanar gizon ya san cewa ni a kai a kai a cikin zauren tafkin Megabreak kuma na taimaka wajen tsara wasanni na mako-mako a can. Haka kuma a wannan Lahadin, ‘yan wasa 40 ne suka yi rajista daga kasashe 18 daban-daban. Abin mamaki wannan lokacin shine muna da mahalarta 3 na Rasha kuma wannan shine farkon. Mun san duka ukun, Maxim, Dimitry da Oleg, amma ba su taɓa yin wasa tare a gasar ba.

Tabbas wannan ya haifar da "babble" namu, cewa yanzu da Pattaya ke mamaye da 'yan Russia, Megabreak kuma a hankali ya ci nasara daga Rasha. Mun ba da shawara ga gudanarwa don yin tunani game da fastocin Rasha, jerin farashin, da dai sauransu, amma amsar ita ce cikakkiyar "fu". Babu wani daga cikin 'yan Rasha, waɗanda suke da halaye masu kyau da kyawawan mutane, waɗanda suka sami kowace lambar yabo.

Litinin: Zamani na Zamani

Ranar litinin ta kasance ranar shiru, tayi siyayya, ta yi doguwar tafiya da rana kuma ta ci abincin dare a gidan cin abinci na Belgium na Patrick da yamma. A wannan karon zaɓin ya faɗi akan tafin da na fi so. A halin yanzu, sauran teburan kuma an shagaltar da su. Wasu matasa biyu (kimanin 25 shekaru) mazan Belgium sun zauna a ɗayansu. Yayin da ni - tare da sigari - na ci gaba da kumbura daga abincina, an ba da odarsu. Tun daga zamanin da, har yanzu ina tunawa da al'ada, har ila yau a cikin gidanmu, na murƙushe hannayenmu kafin mu ci abinci, rufe idanunmu da muttering kalmomi: Ubangiji, albarkacin wannan abincin.

Na yi tunanin haka a lokacin da na ga yaran nan biyu suna yin al'ada ta zamani. Plate d'insu aka ajiye a gabansu da alama akan tambari, duka biyun suka zaro wayar daga aljihunsu, kusan nan take suka d'au hoton tasa. Sannan suka canza wurare don daukar hoton tasa. Me kuke yi da irin wannan hoton? "Share" akan Facebook ko?

Talata: Fon ya kalubalanci

Fon kyakkyawar yarinya ce ta Thai 'yar shekara 23, wacce na san shekaru da yawa a matsayin mai wasan tafkin mai kyau a Megabreak. Tana da ɗan ɓacin rai, domin wani lokaci tana fara'a da dariya sannan kuma ta ɗan yi baƙin ciki da babban baki. Ba kowa ya gode mata ba, amma ina son irin wannan m, yarinya mai kyau wanda ba ta da bakinta a wurin da ba daidai ba.

Muna son juna - ba tare da wani mugun nufi ba, ya kamata in kara da cewa, domin ta dade tana da wani yaro Ba'amurke a matsayin 'saurayi'. A cikin shekarun farko har yanzu ina iya doke ta, amma ta inganta kanta ta yadda a mafi yawan lokuta na rasa. A zahiri muna wasa da juna ne kawai idan an shirya hakan a fafatawar da za a yi a gasar.

A wannan karon na kalubalanci ta da su sake yin wasa da juna. Mun buga 9-ball kuma duk wanda ya ci 10 Frames ya fara lashe wasan. Domin ta fi ni kyau sosai, na sami firam huɗu na farko a matsayin kyauta, don haka 6 ƙarin tafiya. Ta ci hudun farko cikin sauki, ba ta ba ni dama ba.

Sai wata kawarta ta "saurayin" ta shigo, ba'amurke mai hutu. Fon ta gaishe shi, suka yi ta hira sannan hankalinta ya tashi. Ta yi kurakurai, kuma na gama wasan da kyau, na ci 10 – 6! Hasali ma, sau da yawa takan kasance mai raɗaɗi, baƙar fata da fushi, amma wannan lokacin ta ɗauki abin wasa!

Laraba: likitan hakori

Ah, wata rana da ta fara da ban mamaki, aƙalla abin da nake tunani ke nan. An yi alƙawari don dubawa da cire tartar kuma na haƙura ina jiran kwanan watan. Wato na yi alƙawari a baya, amma kawai na motsa shi tsawon mako guda. A ranar da na sake yin wani alkawari na samu sauki, ba likitan hakori ba, amma kash, sai ya faru ko?

Don haka a yau tare da tsoro da rawar jiki ga likitan hakori don bincikar rabin shekara. Jijiyoyi na shiga cikin makogwarona yayin da nake zaune a kujera, bayan ya kara min kwarin gwiwa a hannu, likitan hakori ya fara rawa a bakina. Babu wani abu da ba daidai ba, kamar yadda ya saba, kuma da kyar ya lura cewa ya guntule tartar kuma ya cire ajiyar launin ruwan kasa (cigar). Da na biya na yi bankwana, sai na hau babur a nitse, ina murna, wannan ranar ba za ta iya ba!

Alhamis: mashaya rarrafe

Chris, abokin Ingila, ya gama hutunsa, shine maraice na ƙarshe don haka (?!) dole ne a yi bikin. Mu shida mu fara wani dogon mashaya rarrafe ta Pattaya. Mun fara a cikin Bar Atlantic a Soi 3, wuri mai kyau tare da kyawawan mata da kida mai kyau. Dan wasan kwarkwasa da 'yan mata yana da kyau, kuma idan kun bayyana a fili cewa kuna da abokin tarayya na Thai kuma kuna zaune a nan, galibi kawai kamfani ne na nishaɗi.

Daga nan zuwa Titin Shaye-shaye don samun ƙarin bugu sannan kuma zuwa Soi 8, inda wani abokinsa, Terry, ke da mashaya, ko kuma uku daga cikinsu sun haɗu tare. Kyakkyawan kiɗa daga ƙungiyar Filipino, ba shakka waƙoƙin har abada daga Pattaya Top-10 (Rhinestone cowboy, Roses suna ja, My Way, kun san su), amma kuma ana yin waƙar salon Gangnam akai-akai.

Tare da ƴan shaye-shaye a yanzu, na ba - yanzu misalin ƙarfe biyu na safe - nunin irin rawan salon gangnam. Gabaɗaya hilarity, bis, bis! Da yamma na gaba a Megabreak dole ne in sake yin dabarar, amma ina da hankali sannan kuma ba shakka na ƙi. Daga nan sai na hakura, na dauki tasi mai babur gida, sauran kuma suka ci gaba da tafiya zuwa Titin Walking har zuwa safiya. Barka dai Chris, sai mun hadu a gaba!

Jumma'a: yawan zirga-zirga a Pattaya

Wani doguwar tafiya yau. A wannan karon na ɗauki hanya daga Pattaya North ta hanyar Sukhumvit Road da Pattaya South, komawa zuwa Titin Biyu sannan na koma gida ta Pattaya Arewa. Don haka wani nau'in rectangular mai tsayi, na kiyasta, kilomita 10 zuwa 11. Na lura cewa yana da matukar aiki a cikin zirga-zirga. Abin da nake yawan yi a lokacin da nake tafiya ta manyan titunan Pattaya shine kirga motocin bas (masu yawon bude ido). Akwai 'yan kaɗan, saboda ana jigilar waɗannan masu yawon buɗe ido daga wuri zuwa wuri kowace rana. Yawancin bas bas 80 ko 90 suna zuwa ɗaya lokaci ɗaya, amma a yau ina da cikakken rikodin. Na kirga bas 309 a kan hanyar da aka nuna! Buses, wanda na gani sau da yawa, saboda kawai suna gudana a cikin gida, bas din da aka tsara zuwa Bangkok, da dai sauransu, bas din makaranta, amma wannan lokacin yawancin motocin yawon bude ido, daga wasu wurare, sun ziyarci Pattaya.

A bayyane yake akwai ƙarancin kociyoyin alatu na ƙasa, saboda na ga adadin motocin bas ɗin da ba a saba gani ba daga wasu yankuna. Motocin bas, waɗanda yawanci ke tashi daga Bangkok zuwa misali Roi-Et, Mukdahan, Laksi, Chiang Rai, Uttaradit, Sisaket, Khon Kaen, Lampoon, da sauransu. An yi amfani da su don kawo ƴan yawon buɗe ido da yawa zuwa Pattaya da kuma abubuwan jan hankali da yawa a ciki da wajen Pattaya. Ba na tsammanin yawancin masu yawon bude ido za a iya samun su akan Titin Walking da dare.

Jumma'a da yamma: abincin dare a Louis

Joseph Jongen, wani marubucin blog, yana Pattaya kuma ya gano wannan kyakkyawan gidan abinci Louis a Soi 31 na Naklua. Saboda haka mu ukun, Joseph, abokin aikin marubucin blog Hans Geleijnse da ni muka je wurin don mu ci abinci, mu yi magana da dariya. Abincin ya fi kyau, mun kuma yi wa juna dariya kuma mun sami mafita mai kyau ga kusan dukkanin matsalolin (duniya). Yawancin shaye-shaye ba shakka kuma a sha biyu da kwata mai gidan wannan gidan cin abinci na iyali ya nemi mu zama baƙi na ƙarshe da za mu “tashi”. Mahaifiyarsa da matarsa ​​da 'ya'yansa sun riga sun shiga mota don komawa gida. Babban maraice!

Asabar: Makon Keke Burapa

Tare da dana Lukin zuwa Silverlake don kallon kallon babban makon keke na Burapa. A kan wani katafaren fili da gangare dumbin tashoshi na duk wani nau'in babur da duk abin da ke da alaka da shi, kuma, tun da na yi kiyasin, babura kusan 2000. Duk nau'ikan samfuran, kowane nau'in samfurori, wani abu mafi ban mamaki fiye da ɗayan kuma wani more hoisy fiye da ɗayan.

Da ƙarfe huɗu na yamma an shirya rangadin ɗaruruwan masu sha'awa a yankin - zuwa Pattaya ba zai yiwu ba saboda yawan jama'a a wurin - kuma farkon ya kasance kyakkyawan gani. Kiyasin da na yi na babura 2000 abin dariya ne, abokina na kwarai, dan kasar Norway, yana nan duk karshen mako kuma a cewarsa akwai babura sama da 10.000 a ranar Juma’a da Asabar, ya ce tabbas akwai akalla 20.000. Ban san komai ba game da babura, amma na tabbata cewa akwai bidiyon Bike Week 2013 akan YouTube, misali.

Ka ga, duk labarun da suka dace a cikin sashin "Bayani mara amfani", amma na ji daɗin ba su.