Wannan labarin ya shafi I Muaj; mahaifinta dan kasar China ne. Yanzu tana da shekara 16 ko 17 kuma tana da kauri kamar kwalta na kicin. (*) Kuma ta so ta yi 'shi' da namiji. Ta so ta san yadda yake idan mace da namiji suna sha'awar. Game da tsuntsaye da ƙudan zuma, ka sani!

Wata rana ta hadu da Ba Phad daga kauye. Shi ma wannan shekarun ne. Sukayi magana suka fara soyayya. Kuma wata rana mai kyau sun yarda su hadu akan sandar yashi. A bayan gidan da ta zauna tare da iyayenta 'yan kasar Sin akwai shinge mai yashi, kamar yadda kuke gani a cikin kogin Mae Tha.(**) To, a ce da gaske kogin Mae Tha ne…

Magariba ta zo, ni Muaj sai da na nemi uzurin barin gidan. To, a wancan zamani mutane ba su da bandaki. Suka zube a kan wani yashi a cikin kogin. Don haka da duhu ya yi ta sami damar saduwa da Ba Phad a wani tsibiri a cikin kogin Mae Tha. A hankali ya kwankwasa katangar sannan suka nufi tsibirin. Labarin bai ba da cikakken bayani kan abin da suka yi a can ba amma ya ci gaba da ƙaruwa!

Amma iyayen da ’yan China ne, sun fahimci cewa ’yarsu ba ta da hali. Watarana ta dawo daga kogin, saboda bacewar da aka yi a kan yashi, mahaifinta ya tambaye ta. "Ni Muaj, ina kaje?" "Na yi kuka." "Oh amma meyasa akwai yashi a bayanki?" Bata da wani labari mai kyau da zata bayar, sai kawai ta ce, "Na zube a bayana."

Uban ya zagi zagi. 'Bai kamata ya zama mahaukaci ba! Me ya sa ba za ku yi ta ɓacin rai kamar kowa ba?'

Source:

Tatsuniyoyi daga Arewacin Thailand. Littafin White Lotus, Thailand. Hausa title 'Taking a shit liing on your back'. Erik Kuijpers ne ya fassara kuma ya gyara shi. Marubucin shine Viggo Brun (1943); duba don ƙarin bayani: https://www.thailandblog.nl/cultuur/twee-verliefde-schedels-uit-prikkelende-verhalen-uit-noord-thailand-nr-1/

(*) 'Kamar ƙaƙƙarfan kamar jirgin ruwa', daga wasan kwaikwayo na Harrie Jekkers.

(**) Kogin Mae Tha, แม่ทา, yana gudana a lardin Lamphun.

4 martani ga "Yin zuci yayin da kuke kwance a bayanku (Daga: Labarun masu ban sha'awa daga Arewacin Thailand; nr 36)"

  1. RonnyLatYa in ji a

    A Belgium wannan barkwanci ba ya aiki da gaske ... 😉

  2. frank in ji a

    Yayi kyau idan kun kwatanta "pooping" da POEPEN na Belgium.

  3. Erik in ji a

    RonnyLatYa, da kuma Frank, da kyau, abin da kuke samu ke nan tare da bambance-bambancen harshe. A cikin ɗaya daga cikin yaren Dutch-Limburg 'pops' yana faruwa kuma hakan yana da ma'ana ɗaya da pooping a Flanders. Ko kuma yana cikin Flemish?

    Muna da wadataccen ƙamus don wannan aikin; Wannan shi ne abin da littafin ma'ana ya ce:

    Tafi, bear, bot, latsa, gudanar da wani babban al'amari, yin wani furuci na ban mamaki, ƙwanƙwasa, ƙanƙantar da kai, kwantar da hankalinsa, yin kasuwancinsa, ɗinki, fuck, hump, fart, fart. Na karanta cewa a cikin Flemish kuma kuna iya faɗi babban buƙata, babban bayan gida, tsunkule wani abu, sanya turd…..

    Kakken Jamusanci ne amma kuma yana faruwa a cikin Ingilishi: to cack.

    Na girma kuma nayi karatu a ABN. Wani lokaci ina karanta kalmomin Flemish a cikin labarun Alphonse a nan sannan sai in ɗauki ƙamus. Hakanan yana da fara'a! Bari mu daraja waɗannan harsuna da waɗannan bambance-bambance.

  4. Nick in ji a

    Kuma shi ya sa na yi zargin cewa yarinyar da ake magana a kai tana da saurayi Flemish.


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