Sei Schiphol yakakosha kwauri?

Kana iwe ukatevera vezvenhau muNetherlands, hazvigone kutiza chiziviso chako kuti airport yeAmsterdam, Schiphol, iripo makore zana gore rino. Mapepanhau nemagazini ane zvinyorwa zvine chekuita nenhoroondo, kune (pikicha) kuratidzwa muAmsterdam uye terevhizheni inotepfenyurawo zvirongwa zvegore rino. Iwe unogona kuzvitevera zvese paInternet, nekuti kana iwe ukaGoogle "Schiphol 100 makore" akati wandei mawebhusaiti anooneka anomutsiridza nhoroondo kana kukuudza kuti ndezvipi zviitiko zvemafaro zviri kurongwa.

Kune vakawanda, Schiphol yakakosha. Ehe, iwe uri kubva kune imwe nzvimbo kana kudzoka kubva kunze kwenyika, asi inogona zvakare kuve nzvimbo yakakosha kwauri neimwe nzira. Inogona kunge iri kutanga kwezororo kana kugara kwenguva refu kune dzimwe nyika, uye kana zvisina basa newe, inogona kunge iri mudiwa ane kubva kana kusvika kune zvakakosha mupfungwa. Kune zvimwe zvakawanda zvinogoneka, zvinonakidza kana zvisinganyanyi kunakidza zviitiko, zvinosetsa zviitiko uye izvo zvisiri.

Ndiri kuzokuudza zvimwe zvezviitiko zvangu neSchiphol, hapana chinoshamisa, asi chakanaka kunyora pasi. Kutanga rumwe ruzivo rwese uyezve akati wandei anecdotes kana "adventures", ayo ane hukama zvakananga kana zvisina kunanga kune yedu yenyika airport Schiphol.

General

Parizvino ndasimuka kana kumhara kanoda kuita 1000 (ikozvino ka988 kuve chaiko) kubva kune imwe yenhandare dzendege 138 dzandakashanyira. Nguva zhinji raive bhizinesi, asiwo nguva nenguva yekushanya kwakavanzika. Schiphol ndiyo yaive nzvimbo yekutangira kana yekugumira pazviitiko zvinodarika mazana mana, izvo zvingangoita mazana matatu neKLM. Ndichiri nendege dzese dzakanyoreswa mukombuta yangu uye inoratidza kuti Nzvimbo dzePamusoro 400 kubva kuSchiphol iBangkok (300 nguva yakananga uye kanenge ka3 nekumira), London (19 nguva, zvese bhizinesi uye zvakavanzika) uye Zurich ( 10 nguva, ye bhizinesi kana mafaro muSwitzerland kana seyekumira rwendo rwekuSouth America kana Asia). Ndakamboenda kuLondon neBangkok, asi ndakazobva kune imwe airport yakasiyana neSchiphol.

Kuonana kwangu kwekutanga naSchiphol

Ikoko kwakanga kusati kwave semufambi. Muna 1961, Netherlands yakabva kuNew Guinea uye varwi vose vakadzokera kuNetherlands. Ndichangobva kupedza rovedzo yangu somufambisi wenhepfenyuro muNavy, ndakamiswa paSchiphol neboka ravamwe sorudzi rwokubatana pakati peKLM neBazi Redziviriro. Kana imwe yendege zhinji dzeKLM, iyo yakatakura varwi ava kuenda kuNetherlands, yakanonoka, rakanga riri mugove wangu kushuma ikoku norunhare kumukuru mukuru webasa, uyo aigona ipapo kutora matanho ari madikanwa. Izvozvo zvakatora mavhiki matatu uye nguva yose iyoyo taichinjana muimba ine runhare, asi handina kana kamwe chete ndaifanira kuita chiito.

Kutanga kusvika kuSchiphol

Muna 1963/1964 ndakanga ndiri muCuraçao nokuda kweChiuto Chehondo. Takanga taenda ikoko nechikepe chemauto uye pashure pokupera kwe“nguva” yokuMadokero, yakanga yatora mwedzi 18, ndakabhururuka ndiri mutyairi neDC-7 kubva kuCuraçao ndichipfuura neSanta Maria kuenda kuSchiphol. Yakanga iri yekutanga uye yekupedzisira sumo semufambi kune yekare Schiphol. Kusvika ikoko kwaiva kupemberera, nokuti mhuri yose yakanga yakandimirira nezvipo, maruva, nezvimwewo. Chishamiso chakanga chiri kuvapo kwaCarla, mumwe musikana wepedyo, wandakanga ndatanga kufambidzana naye kupfurikidza netsamba. Takabvumirwa kugara kumashure kwekombi ndokutsvodana zvishoma. Zvisinei, kupfimbana ikoko kwakakurumidza kupera. Ndinombonetseka kuti Carla akafamba sei.

Honeymoon

Muna 1969 ndakaroora. Pashure pemabiko emuchato, takaenda kuSwitzerland kuhoneymoon. Ndainge ndabhuka rwendo ndisina kumbozivisa mudzimai wangu nezvekwaienda, it was supposed to be a surprise. Ndaida kuti amboona at the last minute, patakapinda pagedhe takananga kundege yeKLM kuSchiphol, kuti taienda Zurich. I betrayed the secret a little too soon. Mudzimai wangu akabvunza panguva yekutenga pasina mutero kuti midzanga mingani yatakabvumirwa kupinza munyika yataienda. Ndakapindura kuti kuSwitzerland…….shit! Muhotera yedu, sangano rekufambisa rakanga rapa maruva uye bhodhoro re champagne, rwakanga rwuri rwendo rukuru rune ndangariro dzakanaka.

Rwendo rwangu rwekutanga rwebhizinesi

Munguvayi ndakanga ndatora nhano dzangu dzokutanga munyika yebhizimisi uye muna 1970 ndakaita rwendo rwangu rwokutanga rwebhizimisi. Imwe kambani muRavensburg, kumaodzanyemba kweGermany yakanga yatenga muchina muhombe kukambani yandaishandira panguva iyoyo. Yese ruzivo rwehunyanzvi, mutengo uye nezvimwe zvakange zvatobvumirana, ndakabvumidzwa kubata mazwi ekutumira. Muchina uyu wakaitirwa kuti uenderere mberi kuPakistan, saka kurongedza kwemugungwa, kero yekutumira, nguva yekuendesa uye zvinhu zvakadaro zvaifanira kukurukurwa. Ndakakwira ndege neKLM kuenda kuZurich ndikasimudzwa nemumwe murume akanga akapfeka zvakanaka seni akandiendesa kuRavensburg nemota yake. MuchiGerman changu chakanakisa ndakataura nemurume nezvekambani yangu, nezveNetherlands, nezvePakistan, nezve ini handizivi zvimwe uye murume akaramba achiti hongu uye ameni. Akanondisiya pane imwe hotera yaiva pakati uye mangwana makuseni ndakasimudzwa zvakare ndokuendeswa kukambani. Zvakabva zvaita kuti aindibvunza aive munhu akasiyana zvachose neakanga andisimudza. Ndakasimudzwa nemota yekambani ine mutyairi. Umbozha hwakadini hwandakawana ihwohwu!

Moscow

Makore gare gare ndakafamba zvikuru kuenda kunyika dzaichimbova dzeEastern Bloc. Nguva dzose ndaishanyira Poland, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, GDR uye ipapo ndakashanyirawo Moscow kanoverengeka. Nguva yekutanga yaive neKLM, nekumira muWarsaw. Pakutanga ndege yakanga yakazara, asi pashure peWarsaw pakanga pachine vakwiri vashanu vakanga vasara kuenda kuMoscow, kubatanidza neni. Takapiwa chikafu nezvinwiwa zvehumambo!

MuMoscow ndakaita musangano nemutungamiriri wepepanhau rinonzi Izvestia pamusoro pekuendeswa kwemuchina wekutaura. Zvisinei, kurukurirano iyoyo yakangotanga zvakanaka pashure pokunge murume wacho akiya kamuri rake uye tapedza bhodhoro re<em>cognac yechiFrench pamwe chete. Mabhisikiti anotapira aifanira kurerutsa dambudziko redoro iri.

Rwendo rwakatevera rwekuMoscow rwakanga rwuri zvakare neKLM, asi ikozvino yakananga. Ndakashanyira shoo huru yamarudzi ose, uko nhandare yeDutch yakanga iripowo. Ikoko ndakanzwa kuti zuva rakapfuura ndege mbiri dzeAeroflot dzakanga dzaputsika pedyo neMoscow, oh mudiwa, ndaizo - nekuda kwekufamba kwenguva pfupi munzira - kubhururuka kudzokera kuSchiphol neAeroflot. Mushure mekuedza kukuru ndakakwanisa kubhururuka kuenda kuCopenhagen neSAS uye kubva ipapo ndakachengeteka kumba neKLM.

Leipzig

Munguva iyoyo ndaishanyira Leipziger Messe kaviri pagore. Yakanga iri showpiece yeGDR, nekuti waigona kuve nemhando dzese dzenhaurirano muEast Berlin, asi pakupedzisira zvibvumirano zvakasainwa muLeipzig. Ndaigona kutaura nyaya refu nezvazvo, asi regai ndizvivhare parwendo rwekuenda nekudzoka kuLeipzig. Iyo Leipziger Messe yaigara ichitora mazuva angangoita gumi uyezve KLM neInterflug dzakachengeta ndege yemazuva ese kuenda nekudzoka kuSchiphol. Izvo hazvina kuenda mumutsara wakatwasuka, nekuti muganho kubva kuWest Germany kuenda kuGDR waisabvumidzwa kuyambukwa. Ndege dzese dzakabva dzaenda nekutsauka kuburikidza neCzechoslovakia kuenda kuLeipzig.

Ini ndaiwanzoendako kwemazuva mashoma uye pazvaidiwa neEast German Interflug. Nekudaro, isu takatadza kumhara muLeipzig - nekuda kwemamiriro ekunze zvakanzi, nepo mamiriro ekunze aive akanaka - uye akaendeswa kuDresden. Taifanira kufunga kuti tosvika sei kuLeipzig isu pachedu. Pandakataura nevanhu pamutambo wacho, zvakazoitika kuti tisati tasvika, ndege imwe chete neyandakanga ndabva kuSchiphol yakanga yadonha pedyo neLeipzig. Interflug yakaitwawo blacklist neni. .

Tehran

Munguva yekupedzisira yehupenyu hwangu hwekushanda, ndaibhururuka mwedzi wega wega neKLM kuenda kuTehran kwegore nehafu. Mushure mekunge tatengesa tambo hombe yekugadzira mbatatisi, mutungamiri wangu mukuru neni takaenda zvakare kuTehran kunoshanda nemutengi kuti vaise foshoro yekutanga muvhu kufekitori itsva umo mutsara wekugadzira waizomiswa. Yakanga iri nguva yechando uye zvino inogona kutonhora chaizvo kuchamhembe kweIran. Isu takanga takazvigadzirira, nekuti taive nejasi redu remuchando. Panguva ino hatina kukwanisa kudzokera neKLM, asi takatanga taenda kuDubai kunotora ndege yeKLM kudzokera kuSchiphol. Ikoko ndaida kubuda panze kunosvuta mudzanga uye ndakabudirira, asi takamira ipapo takapfeka mabhachi edu emunguva yechando muzuva raipenya zvikuru netembiricha ye30 degrees Celsius.

Iyo Schiphol - Tehran mutsara yagara ichibhadhara KLM uye nekudaro zvakare kune Schiphol. Nguva pfupi yadarika ndakanzwa kuti mutsara, mushure mekuvharwa kwechinguva, wakavhurwazve. Ndege dzaigara dzakazara uye kana ukashamisika, ndinokuudza kuti vafambi vazhinji vaishandisa Schiphol sechiteshi chepakati kubva kana (kazhinji) Canada kana USA. Ndiri mundege yakazara, ndaiwanzomira nevanhu vanenge 20 chete vakamirira mukwende wangu pabhandi.

Customs Schiphol

Ini pachangu handina kumbobvira ndaita chero matambudziko netsika cheki pakusvika kuSchiphol. Kamwe chete ndipo pandakazovhura sutukesi, asi nguva zhinji ndaikwanisa kufamba. Hazvina kudaro, zvisinei, mumwe waaishanda naye akanga apedza kupera kwevhiki muLondon nomudzimai wake. Nekuda kwemamiriro ezvinhu, izvo zvandisingachayeuki, vakabhururuka vachidzokera kuNetherlands vakaparadzana kubva kune mumwe nemumwe. Mukadzi kuRotterdam uye wandaishanda naye kuSchiphol uye mumwe nemumwe akatora sutukesi pasina kufunga kuti yaive yaani. Ari munzira kuenda ikoko akanga atenga, pakati pezvimwe zvinhu, bhodhoro reCampari-isina mutero, iro rakaiswa mumukwende pakudzoka uye rakanga ratsemuka nekuda kwekubata kwakashata munzira. De Campari akayerera seropa kubva pahunde yake uye, zvechokwadi, akabatwa. Hunde yakavhurwa uye mukuru wepacustoms akabata chipfeko chine tsvina, bra yemukadzi wake, nemubvunzo weupenzi: "Ndenyu here changamire?"

Kunonoka uye kudzivirira kumhara

Mumakore makumi masere ndakafamba kakawanda kunyika dzeSouth America dzakaita seArgentina, Uruguay neChile. Kune imwe yenzendo idzodzo, ndege kubva kuSchiphol kuenda kuBuenos Aires yakanonoka uye kunonoka kwaive kwakareba. Kaputeni nemutyairi wake vakatosvika panzvimbo yokumirira pagedhi kuti vanyaradze vafambi. Kaputeni - murume ane matauriro echokwadi ekuTwente - akati ndege yaizoshandiswa parwendo iyi yakanonoka kusvika kubva kune imwe nzvimbo. Iye akati, pakati pezvimwe zvinhu: Ndichakanda mamwe marasha pamoto gare gare, tobva taderedza kunonoka zvishoma ”. Zviri pachena kuti akanga akanda marasha akawandisa, nokuti pamusoro peBrazil kaputeni akasarudza kumhara muRio de Janeiro nekuda kwe "mwenje mutsvuku" sekuchengetedza. Ini ndinogona kukuudza kuti kumhara kwekuchengetedza kwakadaro mutoro wakakura kusangano uye, hongu, zvakare kunokonzera kukanganisa kwakawanda kune vafambi. Ini ndichakuchengetera ruzivo, asi ndauya kuzoyemura mutengi, uyo akapikisa kuratidzira uye miromo yevafambi vane diplomacy huru. Kusvika muRio kwakanga kuri mangwanani-ngwanani uye manheru bedzi imwe ndege yakahayiwa kutiendesa kuBuenos Aires. Chakanyanya kuipa (!) kwandiri ndechekuti ndakakurumidza kupera fodya uye handina kukwanisa kutenga mitsva muRio. Kubva ipapo ndinogara ndiine imwezve yefodya mumukwende wangu weruoko!

Mudzimai wangu wekuThai achifamba ega kuNetherlands

Nguva yokutanga mudzimai wangu wechiThai akauya kuNetherlands akafamba ega. Takanga taronga vhiza pamwe chete pamuzinda weDutch, asi ndaifanira kukurumidza kudzokera kumba. Rwendo irworwo rwakafamba nemazvo, asi ane ndangariro dzakaipa dzezvakaitika kuSchiphol pakusvika. Akabviswa pamutsetse nevamwe vakadzi vashoma vekuThai vaifamba vari voga uye vakabvunzurudzwa zvakanyanya neveMarechaussee nezvekugara kwavo kuNetherlands. Sezvineiwo, akanga aine mapepa ose atakanga tashandisa kuwana vhiza kwaari, pamwe chete nenhamba dzangu dzenhare. Ndakashevedzwa nemumwe mukuru wepaMarechaussee. Pandakataura zita rangu, akabva abvunzazve:

"Ndingabvunza kuti uripi panguva ino?"

"Ehe, ndakamirira mumwe munhu anobva kuThailand muhoro yevanosvika"

"Ungandipewo zita remunhu iyeye"

"Ehe, ndakamirira Sukram Nadee"

"Ndingakubvunza here kuti zvirongwa uye chinangwa chekuuya kwake kuNetherlands zvinosanganisirei?"

"Ehe, ari kuuya kuzondishanyira kuzororo, tichashanyira shamwari nemhuri uye kushanyira nzvimbo dzakasiyana muNetherlands."

"Ndinokutendai nekubatana kwenyu. Wandizivisa zvakakwana uye muenzi wako achange ave newe munguva pfupi iri kutevera”.

Uye zvechokwadi, maminetsi mashoma gare gare mudzimai wangu wechiThai akasvika muhoro yevanosvika, achifara nekuti akandiona, asi zvakare akasuwa nekuti akawana kubvunzurudzwa naMarechaussee kuchinyadzisa, kunyanya sezvo ruzivo rwake rweChirungu rwakanga rwuchiri rushoma panguva iyoyo.

Uye chekupedzisira asi chisiri chidiki

Ndingadai ndakada kukuudza zvakawanda nezve Schiphol. Nezvemikana yekutenga fodya isina mutero uye zvinwiwa, nezve (yenguva refu) yekupaka, nezveBusiness Class Lounge, pane imwe nguva pandakafamba First Class neKLM kuenda nekubva kuCuraçao, panenge imwe nguva pandakabhadhara 1000. guilders akahwina kuCasino (ini handitauri nezvekurasikirwa, hongu), pane imwe nguva yandakakanganwa pasipoti yangu uye nezve dzimwe nguva kutaridzika kwegodo uye kutaura kwevandinoshanda navo pandinotora Bhizinesi Kirasi zvakare, izvo zvavanofunga se "rwendo rwepipi. ” kune vamwe vakaenda kunyika dziri kure uye akanga asiri pamba kwevhiki mbiri kana nhatu.

Ndataura zvakakwana, zvino yave nguva yako yekutiudza zviitiko zvako zvinofadza kana zvisinganakidze naSchiphol mukuita.

Ehe, imwezve inonakidza chokwadi. Mune chinyorwa nezve 100 makore eSchiphol, mumwe munhu akataura kuti ndege dzekutanga kuenda kuLondon dzimwe nguva dzinogona kutora kusvika maawa mana mumhepo. Ikozvino nguva yekubhururuka kuenda kuLondon ingangoita maminetsi makumi mana nemashanu, asi panhandare yendege yakabatikana seSchiphol, nguva yakati rebei inowedzerwa parwendo. Nenguva yekufamba kubva kumba, chero yekupaka, pasipoti uye cheki chekuchengetedza uye nguva yakarasika panguva yekukwira, rwendo rwekuenda kuLondon ruchiri rwakafanana nerwaive makore zana apfuura.