Zvinoshamisa Chirungu kubva kuThailand
8 September 2013
Takataura nezve Tenglish pane ino blog. Nguva dzose yakanaka kune anosekesa anecdotes. Zvinyorwa zvechirungu zviri pazasi zvinogonawo kuverengerwa.
Mutemberi yeBangkok:
- ZVINORAMBISWA KUPINDA MUKADZI, KUNYANGE MUTORWA, KANA AKAPFEKA SEMURUME.
Cocktail lounge, Phuket:
- MADZIMAI ANOKUMBWA KUSA VANA MUBHA.
Hofisi yaChiremba, Bangkok:
- NYANZVI YEMAKADZI NEZVIMWE ZVIRWERE.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
- RUSHA MUTURUKI WAKO APA ZVINOGONA ZVAKANAKA.
Muresitorendi yeChiang Mai:
- VATONGI VANOWANA VAITIRESE VEDU VANOFANIRA KUONA MANAGER.
Mumugwagwa mukuru unoenda Bangkok, uchisiya Petchaburi.
- ONA CHENJERA: KANA CHIRATIDZO ICHI CHIRI PASI MVURA, MUGWAGWA UYU HAUSAFAMBIRI.
Pane poster paHua Hin:
- URI MUKURU USINGAVERE? KANA ZVINO TINOGONA KUBATSIRA.
Muresitorendi yeguta:
- Vhura MAZUVA ANOMWE PAVHIKI NEVHIKI.
Mumakuva Pattaya:
- VANHU VANORAMBISWA KUNONGA MARUVA KUBVA CHESE ASI MAKUVA AVO .
Pranburi hoteraMitemo nemirairo:
- VASHANDI VANOKUMBWA KUSANGADZA KANA KUITA ZVIMWE ZVINHU ZVINOSEMISA MUMIbhedha.
Pamenu yeresitorendi yeBangkok:
- MAWAINI EDU HAAKUSIYE CHINHU CHEKUTARIRA.
Mune Go Go bar:
- SPECIAL COCKTAILS EVAdzimai VANE Nzungu.
Hotera mu Hilton:
- KUPENDERERA KWENGUWE YEUNDAKA NEKUNADZWA IBASA RECHAMBERMAID.
Hotera mu Hilton
- UNOKOKWA KUTI UBATSIRE PACHAMBERMAID.
Muimba yekutandarira yehotera yePattaya mhiri kweRussia Orthodox monastery:
- MUNOFARIRA KUSHANYIRA KUGUVA KUNO VANHU VANHU VANHU VANHU VANHU NEVASOVIET VANHU, VANHU NEVANYORI VANOVIGWA ZUVA ZUVA KUNZEVA NECHINA.
Chiratidzo chakaiswa muKorati:
- ZVINONYANYA KURAMBISWA PANZVIMBO YEDU YEDUMU SANGO PAKAMISA MAKASI KUTI VANHU VANE BONDE AKASIYANA, SEKIFANIDZO, VARUME NEVAdzimai, VANOGARA PAMWE MUTENDE RIMWE KANA AKASANGANA AKAROORANA NECHINANGWA ICHI.
Hotera, Koh Samui:
- NEKUDA KWEKUSIYANA KWEKUVAKISA VASHANYI VEVASIKANA MUBHUKU, ZVINOPWADZIRWA KUTI LOBBY SHANDISWA NECHINANGWA ICHI.
Advertisement yekutasva mbongoro, Tairendi:
- UNGADA KUTASIRA MBORO YAKO WEGA?
Hofisi yematikiti endege, Ubon Ratchatani:
- TINOTORA MABHAGI ENYU WOZVITUMIRA MUMWE NZIRA DZESE.
Kuwachira muPattaya:
- Madzimai, siyai mbatya ZENYU APA MUPENDE MASISUKA MUCHIVA NENGUVA YAKANAKA
Ndatenda kuna Pim nekuitumira.
Murume, murume, ndakangoaverenga zvinonzwika muimba yokutandarira yemudzidzisi. Zuva harina kukwanisa kuva nani kune vamwe vaunoshanda navo makumi maviri, kusanganisira ini. Thx!
Vamwe vacho vanoita kuti misodzi iyerere pamatama angu, kwete nekuda kwekusuwa.
Ini zvakare ndine kufara kwakawanda nazvo 🙂
Kumwe kuAsia vanogonawo kuita chimwe chinhu, ndosaka ini dzimwe nguva ndinotarisa pane ino saiti, inonakidza kwazvo.
http://www.engrish.com/most-popular/
Muresitorendi padhuze neGolden Triangle mune dudziro yakanaka yezai rakakangwa pane menyu: "Maitiro ekubika zai"…….
Asi nguva pfupi yadarika ndakawanawo chinyorwa chakanaka chechiDutch muChiangMai mumugwagwa weChiangMai Gate Hotel. Pane imwe bheka pane chikwangwani kunze chine chinyorwa: "sandwiches yechitima".
Runako ! MuChiangmai mune sangano rekufamba rinozivisa kuti: “Tinopa ruzivo rwekufamba rwakatendeseka”
Zvese zvinyorwa zvakanaka. Ini ndinofunga yakanyanya kunaka hofisi yechiremba muBKK.
Isu tinewo imwe muCha-am: pane kubhenda kusiri kujeka kuruboshwe, kwaunogona kutendeukira kurudyi kaviri, pane yakanaka yepamutemo chiratidzo chekunyevera chine chinyorwa: ACCIDENT AHEAD!. Ndizvo zvaunoziva….
Ndizvozvo Maarten!
Ndakazviona nezuro!
Ndinotsemuka pandinoona magwaro aya ndozoseka zvangu!
Musikana wangu wekuThai anobva andibvunza kuti sei ndichiseka, uye ndinoedza kutsanangura!
anobva apindura achiseka nekunyara otaura mashoko anozivikanwa ekuti “my pen li Darling”!
Ndakaona chikwangwani panzvimbo yekupaka "dis is carprak", hihihi
Ini ndinoedza kunyora pasi magwaro akasiyana uye zvakare nekutumira email kune ino saiti, nekuti inonakidza isu Falang.
Ndinoda porridge iyoyo. Ndinokutendai zvikuru nekutumira. Uye Pim hongu.
Nice quotes. MuMatthaput ndakamboona chiratidzo chikuru chinozivisa "makwikwi ekuridza" gore negore. A nice without mistake ndakaona chimbuzi chevarume chego-go bar “we aim to please, you aim too please. MuRayong mugwagwa wakambogumira paT-junction ine masaini maviri emugwagwa. Imwe yaiti no left turns imwe yaiti no right turns. Sezviri pachena waitofanira kutendeuka ipapo wodzokera. MuThailand pane nguva dzose chimwe chinhu chekuseka kana iwe ukateerera.
Pave nemakore akati wandei, asi yagara yakanamatira kwandiri:
Pane imwe resitorendi / yekudya uko vanhu vaitengesa Dutch poto, vakauya nepfungwa yokuti shoko rokuti "utano" - pasinei nokuti vanhu sezviri pachena havazivi zvinoreva - rinotungamirira kune zvakawanda zvekutengesa. Saka vanhu vakatengesa ane hutano croquette masangweji, ane hutano hamburger masangweji, nezvimwe.
Magwaro akanaka, ndinoaona kazhinji zvakare. Iniwo ndinoda zvinyorwa paT-shirts. Munguva ichangopfuura ndakaona mukadzi akanaka wechiThai ane T-shirt yeGermany muchiGermany: Vakadzi vechiGermany ndivo vakanaka kwazvo pasi rose vane maziso avo ebhuruu akanaka uye bvudzi rakatsvuka.
MuNongkhai unogona kunwa kofi uye muti. Haitauri kuti danho iroro rakakura sei.
Nguva dzose zvakanaka kuverenga shanduro dzakadaro.
Masvondo maviri apfuura ndakanga ndiri paOb Luang gorge pedyo neHot (thanks Gringo for the tip), uye ndakaverenga dudziro yeFrench Fries: Fren Fire mu "restaurant".
Ah zvakanaka, vanhu vanoita zvavanogona, uye isu tinoseka nezvazvo, asi kana mumwe munhu akanyora meseji pane ino blog muDutch yakaipa, haizotumirwa.
Zvinhu zvishoma zvinonaka pane menyu:
Rilled Schrime
Frimp yakakangwa neChillpaste
Fried schrimp neGalric black perrers
A maira Flayored soup yakagadzirwa nemiriwo yenguruve uye shredded jelly
soup yakakangwa mamaira yakagadzirwa sith yegungwa
chillu inopisa uye muto wakavava
Zvokudya:
Oragrapong yakakangwa Fosh ne galric pepper
Hove dzakabikwa nelamon
Fried clams holder ine galric papper
Ini nemumwe wandaishanda naye takaverenga kadhi iri uye takatadza kumira kuseka...
Hongu ndinoziva kuti munhu weThai anogona kuva nenguva yakanaka gare gare kana ndikazonyora chiThai... hazvizove nani pane Chirungu chiri pamusoro!
Khan Peter,
Sekuona kwangu, rudzi urwu rwekukwenya runofanira kuitika kakawanda.
Ndinofarira kuverenga izvi.
Vanozvibatanidza sei?
Louise
Ndakatora mufananidzo unotevera kuWat Saket, Golden Mount.
Panyaya iyi zvinotaurwa muThai nechiRungu zvakajeka chikumbiro KWETE KUbvisa shangu dzako :D:D
http://twitpic.com/d9o8wu
Mubhuku rinonzi Sightseeing rakanyorwa naRattawut Lapcharoensap mune chimwe chinhu chakanaka pamusoro peizvi munyaya pfupi 'Farangs' (ona, iyi ndiyo shanduro yechiDutch yenyaya yeChirungu yepakutanga).
“Pashure pokutsvaira pamhenderekedzo yegungwa ndichitsvaka marara, ndakadzorera Clint Eastwood mukeji yake uye ini naLizzie takachovha mudhudhudhu wangu tichikwira mugomo kuenda kumba kwaSurachai, uko sekuru vake Mongkhon vakashanyira nzou. MR. MONGKHON'S JUNGLE SAFARI, akaverenga chikwangwani chakapendwa munzira. HUYA UZOONA KUNAKUKA KWESANGO NOKURATIDZWA KUNOSHAMISA KWENYANGERE UYE KUNAKA KUDZOKA KUBVA KUMUSEKO WENZOU! Ndakanga ndaudza Sekuru Mongkhon kuti chiratidzo chavo chakanga chisiri chechokwadi chegirama, uye kuti iwe unogona kushandisa unyanzvi hwangu nokuda kwechipo chiduku, asi akaseka akati farangs akanga akanaka nazvo, ndinokutendai, vakazviona zvichifadza, uye vakafunga kuti ini chaizvoizvo. waifunga kuti ndini ndega huakhuai pachitsuwa chakasiiwa naMwari aitaura Chirungu?”
(shanduro yeChirungu: http://www.bookbrowse.com/excerpts/index.cfm/book_number/1520/page_number/3/sightseeing)
Zvichida hazvisi nguva dzose, asi dzimwe nguva ndichiri kufunga kuti vanozviita nemaune :-).
Very nice book by the way.
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