Expat yakadai irikuitei ikoko munaIsaan? Hapana vemunharaunda vakatenderedza, kunyangwe tsika dzeEurope. Hapana macafe, hapana maresitorendi ekuMadokero. Hapana varaidzo. Zvakanaka, The Inquisitor akasarudza hupenyu uhu uye haana kufinhwa zvachose. Panguva ino nyaya mumazuva asiri ekufamba kwenguva, hapana mushumo wevhiki, asi nguva dzose ingori blog, dzimwe nguva yazvino, dzimwe nguva kubva kare.
Iyi ivhidhiyo inoshamisa zvechokwadi. Ava vakomana vanoita zvinoshamisira zvakanyanya mu'Ghost Tower' muBangkok.
Marudzi akati kuti emumakomo anogara muThailand, kunyanya munzvimbo dzemuganhu neMyanmar uye kuchamhembe kweThailand. Vanhu vomumakomo vanozivikanwa zvikuru vaKaren.
Zvinoenderana neiyi infographic, kune akawanda sipo masaja parlors kupfuura temberi muBangkok. Zvakanaka, kana usiri muBuddha, unofanira kuva nechimwe chinhu chokuita, handizvo here?
Ndinofanira kuenda kumumiriri weDutch muBangkok Chitatu chinotevera kunovandudza pasipoti yangu. Ndiri kunetseka kufamba, saka ndakaronga hotera ndichinoona embassy. Makore masere apfuura iwe waigona kuve neakakodzera mapikicha epasipoti akatorwa pamberi pemumiriri weDutch, asi ndakaona paGoogle pasi kuti zvakawanda zvachinja!
Ndarasa tikiti rangu riri mupasipoti yangu. Tikiti rekusimuka. Izvi zvimwe zvakadonha mundege kuenda kuChiang Mai. Ndeipi nzira yakanaka yekuita izvozvi pasina kusangana nematambudziko?
Zvinogara zvakanaka kuwana muenzi usingatarisirwi. Nhasi pane kamwe kamwe Jim, shamwari yaRobin naRoos, uye anouya kuzotikwazisa paKoh Phangan. Anofara kuti ari pano, rwendo rwake rwakamuodza mwoyo. Kunonoka kwakawanda nekuda kwedutu uye ndege dzakapotsa dzekubatanidza. Mundege akasangana nemurume wechiDutch akanaka kwazvo anogara kuThailand uye akamupa rift kuenda kuHua Hin.
"Barbertje anofanira kusungirirwa!", Zvinoita senge isimba rezvematongerwo enyika rekuunza Yingluck Shinawatra kururamisiro zvakadaro.
Ndaida kunomhan'ara kuti kune imwe nyanzvi yekutyaira kubva kuHonda. Izvi zvakanaka kwazvo, zvakaenzana nezvinodiwa muNetherlands. Musikana wangu haasati ambochovha mudhudhu ndakaedza kuidzidza asi haana kuchengeteka, ndaifunga kuti zvingave zvisina basa kuzviita ini.
Expat yakadai irikuitei ikoko munaIsaan? Hapana vemunharaunda vakatenderedza, kunyangwe tsika dzeEurope. Hapana macafe, hapana maresitorendi ekuMadokero. Hapana varaidzo. Zvakanaka, The Inquisitor akasarudza hupenyu uhu uye haana kufinhwa zvachose. Panguva ino nyaya mumazuva asiri ekufamba kwenguva, hapana mushumo wevhiki, asi nguva dzose ingori blog, dzimwe nguva yazvino, dzimwe nguva kubva kare.
Tiri kuenda kuzororo muna Ndira 2018 uye tinoda kuhaya mota kubva kuPhuket kuburikidza neKhao Sok kuenda kuKhanom uye tozoguma pazvitsuwa. Pane kambani yekurojesa mota inogona kutora mota yako paPhuket airport woiendesa kuDonsak Pier?
Ndakaenda kuKrabi gore rapfuura, Aonang Beach. Yakanaka kwazvo. Ndinoda kudzokera. Pane munhu anogona kundipa rumwe ruzivo pachiri kufanira kuona?
Ehe, unogona kuvhara chinhambwe chiri pakati peManila neCebu nekukurumidza nemhepo, asi izvo hazvinakidze uye zvinonetsa pane rwendo nechikepe.
Ndakashamisika kuti tikiti rendege rinodhura zvakadini munhoroondo yekushanya kwemazuva ano kubvira kuma50 kubva kuEurope (kunyanya Belgium neNetherlands) kuenda kuThailand.
Mushure mekunge ndafunga kuti taizopinda muChinatown, tichienda kuRiver View Guesthouse yangu, akabva andibata ruoko. Chinoita sechinhuwo zvacho chakava chimwe chinhu kwandiri chandisingafi ndakakanganwa.
Yaigara iri nyaya yekutsamwisa kwandiri: inononoka internet yekubatanidza muhotera yako muThailand, asi mifi router inounza mwenje kune rima rekubatanidza internet.
Muna Zvita tinobhururuka kuenda kuBangkok uye tozoda kutora bhazi rendege kuenda kuBanglamphu
(Soi Rambuttri). Iyo itsva shuttle S1 inomira padyo neKao San Road. Pane mumwe munhu angandiudza here kana paine panomira nguva dzose (kana zvakadaro, kupi munzvimbo iyoyo) kana kuti unogona kutaura kwauri kuda kuburuka?
