Piet anosarudza kusiya dambudziko rakatenderedza rezenisi rekutyaira kune moped, inozivikanwawo semudhudhudhu, kuti chii. Makore mashoma gare gare Piet anoona nenzira isingafadzi kuti aisafanirwa kuita izvozvo. Haanyatsoona marezinesi ekutyaira emanyepo sechigadziriso zvakare; pakupedzisira unozopinda mudambudziko nemapurisa. Chinhu chikuru ndechekuti inishuwarenzi ichaigamuchira. Mhedziso: hazvina basa munharaunda.
Hongu Hongu.
Piet afunga kuenda kuguta rake rekare panguva yezororo, pakupera kwegore. Shamwari yake itsva iri kutarisira kwairi, sezvaaimbovawo mugari wemumhenderekedzo yegungwa, gungwa, jecha, nezvimwe zvakadaro. Hupenyu hwekare huchiri kumufadza ipapo. Nokukurumidza kutaura kupfuura kuita zvinoita, asi kutanga zvinhu zvakawanda zvinofanira kurongwa. Zvekufambisa zvichave hazvo zvebhazi, zvakanaka uye zvakachipa. Vafunga kuti shamwari yake ichapedza husiku munzvimbo yake yekare uye Piet mune yake. Havafaniri kugara vari pamwe chete, ndiwo maonero avo. Kusvikira zuva rovira Piet neshamwari yake vane rusununguko kuronga nguva yavo, uye dzimwe nguva manheru. Nguva dzakagoverwa ndeyekuwedzera kwakanaka kune iyo, Piet panzvimbo dzekutaura chiDutch uye shamwari yake kunzvimbo dzekutaura Chirungu.
Manheru ekutanga anopera nekuongorora kuti aone kana zvakawanda zvachinja, zvichiteverwa nedoro uye, hongu, inonaka 'European meal', chimwe chinhu chakakwirira pane chishuwo chezvose zviri zviviri. Zuva rakatevera vanomuka mangwanani uye Piet, uyo aiwanzofarira kufamba pamhenderekedzo yegungwa, akafunga kuti: wadii kuwana mhepo yakachena kweawa? Ndosaka tiri pano mushure mezvose. Ehe ne'European breakfast' inoita kuti ukanganwe nezve Thai breakfast. Zvichida pane kumwe kushuvira kwekare, kana kuodzwa mwoyo kukuru neEuropean-style Thai kubika.
Pakatoita zvekuonana nevazivikanwi munzira uye Piet akatofona apa neapo. Madzimai nevarume havana kukanganwa Piet uye chizvarwa chitsva chiri kuitawo nepachinogona napo kufadza Piet. Piet anofara semwana, mazuva gumi ekunakidzwa nekuseka, kunyanya neshamwari dzekare. Kunyangwe Kiya uye Mutoro Karaoke bha, uko shamwari yaPiet yaive yenguva dzose, yaive isiri shoma. Iyewo akanga akaita semwana ari mugomba rebhora. Doro rakanaka, ngatitii, divi reDutch rine frikandel, croquette nezvimwe zvakawanda, zvanga zvisingafaniri kupotsa.
Mazuva ekunakidzwa nekudya kwakawanda, zvinwiwa uye kambani inonakidza kubva kuvakadzi. Kufamba kweawa pamhenderekedzo yegungwa kuti udzinge hangover haina kukuvadza. Zvisinei, Piet akaziva kuti kwakanga kuchidenha zvakare vamwari, uku kufamba ‘pamucheto wegomba rakadzika-dzika’. Nguva yegore yakanga yava pedyo, tevere mazuva mashomanana okuti ndiwanezve amburera pamhenderekedzo yegungwa uye kuti nditange rwendo rwokudzokera. Inofanirwa kuve inopona kuti ubva warasikirwa neakaunganidzwa kilos yemudumbu kumba. Izvi zvinofanirwa kuve tsika yenguva dzose kuna Piet mukati mekutanga kwegore.
Noy akaramba akanyarara kufona, kunze kwekungofona kamwe chete, kunyangwe akanzwa pfungwa yekuti pane zvakavanzika kubva kuna Noy. Zvinoshamisa, kunyange zvakadaro… KwaNoy kwaanopa ruzivo haatsananguriki uye nekukurumidza mheni. Piet akasarudza kugara asina doro kweimwe mwedzi, uye kwete nekuda kwedumbu rake chete. Ndira mwedzi wemvura, kudya uye kuchovha bhasikoro, izvo zvisinganyanyi kunakidza mushure memazuva gumi 'echishanu' ezororo, asi iwe unongorarama kamwe chete, saka nakidzwa nazvo.
PS zita rekuti Piet izita rekunyepedzera chairo rinozivikanwa nemunyori.
Yakatumirwa naWilliam Korat
Nyaya yakanaka, ingoenderera mberi nezvakaitika kuna Piet
Ndine manzwiro ekuti chikamu 5 hachizofambi zvakanaka kuna Piet.
Hauna kunyatsoteerera patafura yekofi sei kuwana rezinesi remudhudhudhu?
Ndinovimba inopera zvakanaka naPiet, akamirira musingafungire.
Mhoro Bart,
'Piet' uye ndine zvikamu gumi nezviviri zvekuzadza.
Uye ndiani anoziva mushure meizvozvo??
Kana Dare Rekupepeta richinzwa kuda kukuzivisai izvi, ndinogona kuzviteerera nekuisa mumashoko.
NdiPiet's Mate, nenzira, vapepeti, izvo hazviite shamwari yako, ndiyo nhanho inotevera yandaifanira kutaura kubva kuPiet.
Kwete zvemunhu wese, asi vazhinji vanozoona mapoinzi ekuzivikanwa muhupenyu hwaPiet ane mavara ane makwikwi nekudzika aunoona nekukurumidza kuseri kwema geraniums.
Saka ndinofunga pane kunyemwerera pano neapo kana @#$%&*) ndiko kwaunogona kuzviona.