Uta haugone kugara wakazorora (Chikamu 26)

John Wittenberg anopa akati wandei fungidziro yake parwendo rwake kuburikidza neThailand uye nyika dziri mudunhu dzakamboburitswa muunganidzwa wenyaya 'The Bow haigone kugara yakasununguka' (2007). Chakatanga kuna John sekutiza marwadzo nekusuwa chakura kuita kutsvaga zvinoreva. Buddhism yakazova nzira inoshanda. Nyaya dzake dzinogara dzichionekwa paThailandblog.

Chido chakasimba kudarika kurerukirwa

Mushure memazuva mashoma ekunakidzwa nevhu rakajairwa reBangkok zvakare, ndinobhururuka kuenda kuChiang Mai kunopedza mazuva mashoma ndichifungisisa mu "Wat Umong". Zvinhu hazvisi kufamba sezvazvakarongwa, sezvo nzvimbo yekufungisisa yaimbobudirira yasvava kubva pakubva kwaSongserm. Uye ndinokanda tauro nyore nyore, nekuti kufungisisa kwenguva yakareba kunoramba kuri basa rakaoma kwandiri. Nekusiya basa kweAsia, ndinomirira nguva dziri nani.

Ndinoshanyira Bill, Vichai naJuw mutemberi mazuva ese uye ndinova nekurukurirano dzinofadza kwemaawa uye mushure mevhiki imwe ndinoenda kuPhuket, kwemaawa maviri nendege kumaodzanyemba. Chitsuwa chePhuket chinenge makiromita gumi nemasere sezvo gunguo rinobhururuka uye anenge makumi mana emakiromita kureba. Mahombekombe akareba kumadokero uye mahombekombe madiki kumahombekombe ekumabvazuva, ane mawere uye maumbirwo ematombo, anokodzera kushambadzwa kwakanaka. Ndinotya kuva pasi pemvura, saka ndinopfuudza kunyura kunoyevedza kuno sekapu ine muchetura kune vanofarira, vanoinwa nechido nekuti iparadhiso yevanofamba-famba.

Guta rePhuket harifanirwe kushanyirwa, asi mahombekombe ekumaodzanyemba kwakadziva kumadokero (Ao Chalong uye Hot Rawai) akatonyanya kudaro. Ndakagara pamateru pamhenderekedzo yegungwa ndine girazi redoro rinotonhorera rinosvikika, ndinoona zuva richinyura semoto unoridza muridzo mumasekonzi mashoma, nekusevha sekunge ndiko kuperekedzwa kwesymphonic yekupedzisira.

Uku kurongeka kunoyemurika kunombundirwa nenzvimbo mbiri dzakasimba dzinotambanuka zvine hunyengeri kusvika kumatenga. Zvamazvirokwazvo zvaisagona kuva zvakaisvonaka, kuita sokunge ndinogona kubata denga neminwe yangu. Asi hero yomwoto yakabvira panzvimbo imwe cheteyo apo zviuru zvezvitunha zvakayangarara mumvura pashure petsunami inoparadza. Musiyano wakadini!

Kufamba pamhenderekedzo yegungwa nemumvura inodziya, hero iyi inopenya nemupfungwa zvakare uye zvakare. Kwese kwese kwaunoona matafura akapfava, macheya emahombekombe anopenya uye matende emahombekombe matsva. Hapana chinopera kana kusakara. Inenge inonzwa Swiss. Hazvitendeseki kuti zvese pano zvakatsvairwa. Ndiri kuona dzimwe shongwe dzakasimba dzine masairini kuitira kuti zviitike. Pandinoona imba inotengeswa vanhu vaduku vaviri pedyo nemhenderekedzo yegungwa, ndinofunga nezveBoxing Day. Baba vake kana mbuya vangadai vakamirawo pano?

Hupenyu hunoenderera mberi semazuva ese pano, kunyangwe ndichigara ndichinzwa nyaya pakufamba kwangu kwenhengo dzemhuri dzakafa. “Nokutsamwa kwaMwari” sezvo marudzidziso mazhinjisa ane mhinduro yakajeka yakagadzirira setsananguro. Buddhism haiendi zvakanyanya kupfuura kungoitika kwezviitiko zvechisikigo.

Ndinoshanyira shamwari dzangu dzinodiwa dzeRotary, Rietje naJaap, vanga vachigara pano kwemakumi maviri echando. Ndinomupa maruva matsvuku uye ndinoona maziso ake achibwaira semukadzi wechidiki kumeso achembera zvakanakisa nekufamba kwenguva. Isu tine kudya kwemasikati pamwe chete muresitorendi pamhenderekedzo yegungwa, iyo yakagadzirwa nechikwata changu cheRotary kuburikidza nerubatsiro mushure me tsunami. Ndinotambirwa saSinterklaas nechipo cherupo, hongu, asi ndinonyanya kunakidzwa nekuona kwakanaka kweiyo bay uye nekambani inofadza yevaviri ava vanotapira.

Zvechokwadi ndakanga ndisipo nguva dzose uye handizivi kuti ivhu rakaputsika zvakadini mumakore ose iwayo, asi pashure pemakore anopfuura hafu yezana remakore rewanano vachiri kupa pfungwa yokuva nerudo ruduku kune mumwe nomumwe. Uye ikoko kunondisunda, nokuti ivo vari chibvumikiso chinorarama cheidi rokuti kunobvira kuti mufare pamwe chete kwoupenyu hwose, apo kuda kunenge kwakasimba kupfuura betsero.

Mureza jena unenge wava panhongonya

Husiku hunowira muPhuket uye ini ndinonyura muhupenyu hwehusiku hwaPatong. I Semunhu weFreemason asina hanya nezviratidzo, ndinoona matanda anopenya senge phallus, apo vakadzi vanotsvedza makumbo avo akaumbwa zvakanaka mukunakidzwa.

Sezvenguva dzose, ndinojoinha ndisingazezi uye mumasekonzi mashoma ndinenge ndakakomberedzwa nezvidya zvakakora zvakakwana kwemavhiki evaraidzo. Makwikwi acho anotyisa, mumwe chete ndiye anogona kunge ari rombo rakanaka, saka zvese zvinoitirwa kundifadza. Nhema, ini ndinosiya sarudzo isina kusarudzwa kwechinguva, kudzamara dziva raita kutetepa, nekuti mamwe anonzwisa tsitsi, akasurukirwa bastards anobatanawo.

Sezvineiwo, mumwe mukadzi haazive kumira uye, nechigunwe chake uye nehunyanzvi hukuru, anorova zvishoma nezvishoma kuburikidza nenzeve yangu, dama, miromo, mutsipa uye mazamu kugaro rangu, uku chifuva chake chinonyevenutsa nehafu-isina kusununguka chichikwesha muviri wangu zvine simba. , in and out zvine chisimba. Kumuromo kwerurimi rwake rutsvuku kunobata miromo yake yakanyorova uye anonditarisa semusikana, nemeso anenge asina mhosva, akakombama, achinyepedzera kunyara kwemhara.

Mudzimai uyu anorova John wangu zvino akati twasu zvinyoro nyoro ondikumbira, Minervaan achisheedzera kuti ndiende mukamuri make. Nemhaka yokuti ndakakombwa nechaunga chiri chipatapata muno mumugwagwa, ndichiri kungoramba ndichinyara, kunyange zvazvo ndisingakwanisi kutsungirira kunyengedzwa kwakawanda kudaro. Anoramba achiomesa musoro uye anonzwa kuti nhare yeWittenberg iri kuzununguka. "Imba yangu yasara maminetsi mashoma," inonzwika kureruka kufemereka. Uye zvakare anoteedzera nzira yaagara ajaira nemunwe wake. " Uye haufanirwe kubhadhara, nekuti wakanaka chaizvo”. Ndinobvumirana naye, nekuti varume vazhinji vandinoona vakandikomberedza vakafuta, vakadikitira, vane nyora, vakashata vekuMadokero.

Uye ndine kuzvikudza zvakakwana kufunga kuti ndinobuda pamusoro nemavara anobhururuka. Kunyangwe uku kuri kukunda kuri nyore, kana sekushandurwa kwechirevo cheItaly chinoti: "Pasina mabhiza, madhongi anofamba-famba mumafuro".

Saka ndinomutenda uye, ndasimbiswa nazvo, ndinotevera ruoko rwangu, nechishuwo chetsinga chetsoko, mutsetse wepadivi pechiuno chake chewap, kuburikidza nemagadziko ake akanaka senge melon kune chidya chake chakapfava. Ndinonzwa mweya wake unotapira pamutsipa wangu uye mazamu ake akanaka achitevera kuwedzera kuri kukurumidza kukurumidza kwekufema kwake. Pari zvino pave nekurovera kwakasimba pagedhi renhare yangu uye mureza muchena wekusarenda wave kutosimudzwa.

Ndichikurudzirwa nekutarisa kwake kunokwezva uye rhythm snake movement yehudyu dzake, ndinotadza kudzora chimiro changu uye chinhambwe chiri pakati pechidya chake chakamanikana nebhurugwa rake chinovharika pasina nguva. Kamwe kamwe, kekutanga muhupenyu hwangu, ndine nhengo yemumwe munhu yakasimba muruoko rwangu. Uye hazvitombondityi!

Asi mureza muchena, unosvika pakakwirira, zvino unogona kudzikiswa nechivimbo. Uye mbariro dzadzoka pagedhi. Ini ndinomupa imwe mari nekuda kwekuremekedza hunyanzvi hwakawandisa, ndichiri kupuruzira chiuno chake muchimiro chedenderedzwa remukati kekupedzisira. Uye nemuswe wangu uri pakati pemakumbo angu uye mushure mekutsvoda Judas, ndinofuridza
neumbwende kudzoka, nengoma dzisingatauri, kunzvimbo ichangovhurwa yezvitoro. Kudzikamisa! Asi vachiri mukuvhiringika kukuru.

Masendi mashoma

Phuket inongova fancier zvishoma kupfuura Pattaya. Nyangwe ndichionawo varume vakuru vakawanda vari kugumburwa, vanodedera vari kufamba pano, vakabatana maoko nezvinhu zvidiki zvinopisa zvisingaite. Vasikana vanoonga vanodhonza zvimisikidzo zvese kuti vasangane nezvinotarisirwa: mabhutsu ane lace-up, masiketi akaomarara, mabhurauzi akapfava anonyatso kusimbisa chiuno chinodonha uye miromo mitsvuku yakajeka (Lancaster50), inokumbira kudhindwa. Kana madhiri akarembera akasadedera kubva husiku hwapfuura, ivo vachadaro pane zvichauya.

Kana iyo slutty chipfeko ichikwezva zvishoma kune fungidziro, vasikana vepurazi vari nyore mune yavo yese yakareruka yakareruka inowanikwawo, vazhinji vavo vasina kushoma kungwara. Ndinofamba-famba ndichinakidzwa, ndichigara ndichizeza kuti sarudzo yangu ingave yei.

Zvechokwadi pane chimwe chinhu chinofanira kutaurwa kune ese maitiro, asi kamwe kamwe sarudzo inokurumidza kuitwa, mukadzi ane hunyanzvi anobata ziso rangu. Akapfeka hembe dzesiririka dzakapfava dzakapfava dzine tambo dzakatetepa dzespaghetti. Jira resiririka rinodonha zvisina mhosva pamwe nechimiro chake chakatetepa uye bhegi rake reLouis Vuitton rinorembera zvisingaite pabendekete rake rakapfava. Wachi yake yetangi inosanganisa zvinonwisa mvura yake inopenya deco mhete.

Anofamba zvine hunyanzvi nematanho madiki mumaslippers ake eFerragamo, achiita zvinyoro-nyoro kurira munzvimbo yakavharwa yekutenga, senge inononoka castanets iyo zvishoma nezvishoma inoumba nhanganyaya kune chitarisiko chikuru. Uyu mukadzi anoshamisa anopedzerwa ducat yakawanda paari nekunaka. Meso ake ebrown emuarumondi anozorora muhuso hwakadzikama, hutete uye husina kugadzirwa.

Zvisikwa zvaita basa rakanaka pano uye yangu archetypal jaguar instinct inosimbiswa neizvi zvese uye zvino ichazviita kuti inzwe. Musango, kusvetukira kumhuka iyi ndeyechokwadi chiitiko chemazuva ese, asi munzvimbo ino yekutengesa mazwi aElschot emutemo uye zvirambidzo zvinoshanda zvinogara zvakamira munzira. Ganda dema rinopenyerera rinokurumidza kuchinjaniswa nemvere dzegwayana risinganzwisisike.

Uye, kunyange zvishoma nezvishoma, kudzingirira kunopiwa sefisi mbwende. Nenhanho yese yandinomutevera anowedzera kusadzivisika uye ndinorega fungidziro yangu ichimhanya. Ndeipi mutsara wekuvhura wandinofanira kushandisa? "Unoda zvishongo?" kana kuti, nenzwi rakafanana naJohn Wayne: “Mhoro, zita rangu ndiJohn, rangarira zita iroro zvakanaka, nokuti manheru ano uchadanidzira zita iroro!” Mushure mezvirevo izvi zvinoshamisa anodonha uye ndinogona kumubata zviri nyore mumaoko angu akasimba uye ndisingashande kumutakura ndakananga kuimba yangu uko - pasina kunonoka zvakanyanya - chinwiwa chinodururwa paatari yerudo kusvika kwaedza. Kuwira muchiroto chakadzika chinotapira mushure mekupedza zvibayiro zvisingaverengeki.

Ini ndinomutswa zvine hutsinye kubva mukupenga uku apo kamwe kamwe, padivi pemwarikadzi uyu, mwarikadzi, asina njere, anofamba-famba semushandi wekuvaka, anoita kuti kuvepo kwake kunzwikwe pasina pese sekadhi rake rechikwereti. Mbatya dzake dzinodhura dzakarembera sebhegi rejecha pamusoro pedumbu rake riri kukura uye nyaya yekuti wachi yake yegoridhe gobvu yeRolex inorembera zvakanyanya pachanza chake hairevi mavambo ake epasi chete, asiwo hupfumi hwaakawana nekukurumidza.

Kudada kwepeacock kunopenya kubva kwaari kana varume vakatarisa shure kumudzimai wake, kunyange zvazvo makwinya akadzika pahuma yake anoratidza kuti Madam vacharamba vaine chitubu chisingaperi chezvipo zvinodhura panguva ino. Ini zvino ndorega uye ndofunga kuenda kutemberi yangu muChiang Mai kuti ndinofungisisa. Asi kwete ndisati ndamboravira kunakirwa kwaakaita kwekanguva.

Mubatsiri werunako rwakawanda anosangana nemaziso edu uye ndinotya kuita zvehasha. Asi zvakasiyana nezvaitarisirwa, anozviita zvemitambo uye anondinyemwerera zvine mutsa, kunyange zvazvo aida kuti: “Zvinoda masendi mashomanana, asi wozowana chimwe chinhu!”

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