Svondo muIsaan

ISvondo manheru uye The Inquisitor akagara kuseri kwemba nemhuri yake yese. Tembiricha yakanaka, ingori pasi pemadhigirii makumi matatu, mhepo yakanyorovera. Makiriketi, matatya uye dzimwe shiri zvinopa ruzha runonakidza rwekumashure. Kuseri kwegwenzi kune chiedza chakangokwana kuona mumvuri uchifamba, kukambaira kana kusvetuka pamusoro pebazi, unofanira kufungidzira kuti imhuka yakaita sei.

Kunze kwemanzwi echisikigo, hapana chinovhiringidza. Hapana ruzha rwemotokari kana mopeds, hapana michina inonzwika, kana mimhanzi. Iri kunhuwirira zhizha nekuti hapana ari kubatidza moto, hapana ari kubika pamazimbe. Isu takanyararawo, takagutsikana isu pachedu uye nemumwe nemumwe. Hapana nharembozha padhuze, ingonakidzwa. Wese munhu ane pfungwa dzake, ane runyararo, Iye Inquisitor anorota nezve fairies zvakare kana zvipfukuto zvaonekwa mushure merima.
Hupenyu uhu hwakanaka.
Yakanga iri sarudzo yekuchenjera kuvhara chitoro neSvondo, mazuva manomwe pavhiki aive akawandisa.

Patakaita chisarudzo ichocho, takarongawo kuonana. Taizopedza Svondo idzi semhuri, uye nemhaka yokuti tose takaona kuti munhu ari wose ane mirangariro yakasiyana pamusoro pazvo, amai, mwanasikana uye The Inquisitor, taizochinjana kusarudza zvataizoita.

Nguva yokutanga takaenda kuSakon Nakhon pakukumbira kwemwanasikana. Ndiro guta guru riri padyo, anenge makiromita makumi mapfumbamwe kubva mumusha. Wechidiki anoda varaidzo yemazuva ano, inonzwisisika, zvizvarwa zvinouya muIsaan zvakare zvishoma nezvishoma zvave kuziva mamwe mafaro muhupenyu.
Panzvimbo pekugara pamwe chete parukukwe pasi, pavanenge vachitamba mitambo. Kana kure nenyika vakatarisa foni yavo kwemaawa. Kana kungorembera uye tsigira uye tarisa zviri kuitwa nevakuru. Nekuti havatore danho rakawanda, pane zvishoma zvinonakidza kuita pano kuvasikana vane makore gumi nemaviri.

Kuchiedza takapinda mumota ndokutanga kufamba neroad yenhamo yemakiromita matatu yaienda kudhorobha. Old 'macadam road', sekudaidzwa kwazvinoitwa muFlanders, kongiri masilabhu akaiswa kune mumwe nemumwe. Akazara nemakomba nemakomba ayo, mushure memwaka mitatu yekunaya kwemvura iyo Mubvunzurudzo akasangana nayo pano, akadzika kwazvo nekuti hapana chiri kugadziriswa. Kune zvakare akawanda makomba matsva, hapana kwaunokwanisa kuenda, iwe unofanirwa kupfuura. Makongiri anowanzo chena atsvuka nekuda kwemadhaka emvura. Mugwagwa unewo mhepo isinganzwisisike nekuda kwemasango akakomba akaitenderedza. Mapazi anorema, ane mashizha akawanda, anorembera mumugwagwa, achiita kuti denga rebhuruu risaonekwe, kwakasviba. Zvinotora iwe maminetsi gumi kuti uvhare zvishoma makiromita matatu.

Wobva wasvika kumugwagwa unofadza wedunhu. Uchimonereka nomumaruwa, unoyambuka misha yakati wandei yakafanana asi inogara ine chimwe chinhu chinokosha pane imwe nzvimbo. Mumwe musha une zvitoro zvemapuranga padivi pemugwagwa kwavanotengesera tumbuyu nezvimwe zvekudya zvisingawanzoitiki. Musha unotevera unoshanda mukugadzira salas dze bamboo. Dzimba dzemapuranga zvakare, dzinotaridzika zvakanaka dzaunoda kururamisa mubindu rako kunyangwe dzingadai dzisina basa. Kana kuti vanopa mapoto ematombo ekushongedza emiti. Kana zvidhori zvematombo, zvine mavara akajeka: huku, twiza, tiger, nzou, maBuddha, ... zvakaratidzwa muzhinji. Kozotizve zvitoro zvemichero kana miriwo, kupa kunoshanduka zvichienderana nemwaka. Hammocks, mune ese mavara uye saizi.
'Zvishandiso zvechisikigo' sekudanwa kwavanoitwa neInquisitor: yakagadzirwa nemaoko kubva mushenjere nehuni. Mabhurashi, mabhasikiti, matafura ekutandarira, misungo yehove, ... zvese zvinorembera pamwe chete zvakanaka, kana wamira ipapo pane sarudzo yakawandisa zvekuti unotenga kupfuura zvinodiwa.
Kugara kunonakidza kutyaira nemumisha iyoyo nekuti pane zvakawanda zvekuona.

Mushure memakiromita makumi matatu neshanu tinosvika panjanji hombe, kaviri nzira mbiri, saka unogona kutanga kutyaira zvakanaka. Asi panguva ino, The Inquisitor angangove atorasikirwa nezviuru zvishoma zvebhaht mumakore matatu, 'akapenya' uye akafamba zvishoma kubva munzira. Anogara achibuda nemazana maviri baht, mushure mechidzidzo chakanaka kekutanga.
Pamusungo wemapurisa, The Inquisitor anosarudza divi rebapiro rekurudyi, achitarisira kuti zvichange zvanyanya kuomera mukuru ari pabasa kumukwevera parutivi.
Vhura fafitera ndokuona mupurisa akasimba, akapenya akapfeka yunifomu yake yakaomeswa, kepu yakadzika pasi uye aine magirazi ezuva anovhara maziso, achinyemwerera. 'Driving too fast sir'. 'Ini ?' 'Zvingani ?' "Zana nemakumi maviri nevatatu changamire." 'Une mufananidzo here?'
Mubvunzurudzo anofunga kuti akunda, asi kunyemwerera kwomukuru wacho kunongopera zvishoma. Kuseri kwemota yeInquisitor kwatove nemutsara wevanhu vatanhatu kana vanomwe vakamirira. Uye hongu, kunongedza kudivi remugwagwa kuchave kwakaoma nekuti kuruboshwe kwake kune mutsara wakakura zvakaenzana wevafi. Mubvunzurudzo anowedzera kuzvivimba anobudisa mipimo yose. 'Mune muturikiri here?'
Ndichitarisira kuti mukuru wacho achamurega achienda, izvo zvaizobvisa murume uyu mumari yake yakawedzerwa yaimubhadhara.
Anoramba asinganzwisisike, anofunga kwekanguva, obva abvunza kana The Inquisitor angada kumirira padivi kwezuva rose ozoenda naye kukamba yemapurisa. Saka kwete, nekumwemwerera kunosiririsa, Mubvunzi anofanira kubvuma kuti haazvide izvozvo. Ndokumbirawo kuti mazana maviri ebhaht.
Kubva ipapo zvichienda mberi, The Inquisitor haana kuzomboita nharo zvakare, asi akabhadhara.

Awa nehafu mushure mokubva tiri muSakon Nakhon, uko, maererano neThe Inquisitor, pane zvishoma zvekuona. Kunze kwerudzi rudiki rweChinatown, asi izvo hazvifananidzi Bangkok. Asi kune nzvimbo huru yekutenga, Robinson. Izvo, mukuwedzera kune yechinyakare kupa kwemhando dzemarudzi akawanda izvo zvinosuruvarisa kuve zvakafanana pasi rose, zvakare ine akawanda maresitorendi.
Mwana wangu anoda KFC. Ini ndinomuwana ari exotic, rinenge vhezheni yake yeizvo majuru matsvuku ane mazai ari mumaziso eThe Inquisitor. Wofamba zvishoma nezvishoma nemunzvimbo yezvitoro. Mubvunzurudzo akadzidzisa mudiwa wake nemwanasikana izwi rekuti 'kutenga nepahwindo'. Zvakanga zvakaoma, nekuti vagari veIsaan vanonzwawo nekuchenjera kushambadzira. Uye ipapo kune cinema. Tsvina yakachipa uye yazvino uye yakasununguka. Chokwadi volume iri pa maximum.
The film ? Mwanasikana wangu akanga asarudza chimwe chinhu Thai. Thai inotaurwa, hapana subtext. Mushure memaminitsi gumi farang yakarasa shinda. Nyaya yacho yaivewo yakajairika: zvipoko. Asi The Inquisitor ainakidzwa. Mukuvhunduka kwevamwe vake vaviri. Rudo rwake sezviri pachena haruna kuunza sikavha iyoyo pachando - akaichengeta pameso ake panguva yezvipoko ... .

Svondo repiri yaive sarudzo yake kuenda kwairi kuenda, paki yezvisikwa ine mapopoma. Kune matatu 'floor' dzaunogona kubhuroka nekufamba uchikwira, nemumasango nematombo, asi nevanhu veThai haumbofa wakambofamba kuenda kure, tinonamatira pauriri hwekutanga. Kutsvedzerera pasi pakati pematombo akasakara mumvura inoyerera, kosi yemvura chena chaiyo, yobva yapfapfaidza mudziva rakadzika. Zvakawanda zvinoshamisira pane izvo zvinhu zvekugadzira nekuti hapana mitemo, mirairo kana zvinorambidzwa.
Mhoteredzo yakaisvonaka, yainyura mumadziva asina kudzika pasi pemiti, uye nemhaka yokuti takanga tiri ikoko nokukurumidza kwakanga kwakati zii, takanzwa sokunge takanga tiri toga. Zvaitosetsa kuti mukwasha chokwadi aitofanira kuenda nesu, bhurugwa rake rakabvaruka kumusana nguva dzataigara tichidzika murwizi rwemvura chena ndokumbotenderera netauro kwese kwese. zuva... . Asi nzara inodana, tinoenderera mberi mushure memaawa mashoma ekunakidzwa kwemvura.

Isu tiri munharaunda yeBuen Khan, dunhu rakanaka. Minda yemupunga yapera nekuti ine zvikomo. Rubber inorimwa pano, masango akarimwa asingaperi. Kure kure, zvivakwa zvakakosha zvePhu Tok, temberi, inorembera padivi pegomo. Mubvunzi ane shungu asi anotsiurwa: nhasi isarudzo yemwanasikana. Tinotyaira tichienda kudhamu guru kwazvo, rinonyatsozivikanwa nevanhu veko. Maresitorendi anonaka eThai-ekushanya anokwikwidza neanofanana mupiro: anotonhorera bamboo salas akabatana pamwechete pamucheto wedhamu. Menyu yakakura, zvakanyanya kufadza iyo Inquisitor, yechikafu cheThai, hapana Isaan. Soups inonaka, hove, crustaceans, crabs, shrimps.
Nekudaro, kugara patafura yakakwira-mabvi kwakaomera The Inquisitor, anorega mushure meawa yekugomera, kugomera nekugomera. Uye anorara pasi mu hammock yakapihwa obva angobatwa nehope. Saka mukuwasha nemwanasikana vanoenda kujet skiing, mudiwa anofanira kunge akanyura pedyo neThe Inquisitor nokuti akarara pedyo naye paanomuka awa imwe gare gare.

Yemahara sunday number three yaive yave nhanho yafarang akabva afunga kugadzira basa kumba. Kubhawa mubindu, tichidya hove dzedhamu redu. Takanakidzwa chaizvo kubata nekuti chibvumirano chaive chekuti tishande tisingamhare mambure.
Hove dzainaka, Mubvunzurudzo akanga aisa zvimwe zvienzaniso zvakakura pafoiri yealuminium, akaisanganisa nemuriwo nemakwenzi, akaputira foil yealuminium zvakasimba achibva aiisa pamoto. Ivo havazvizive pano, asi zvakakosheswa zvakanyanya.
Mushure mezvo takabata rudzi rwemutambo we badminton, pasina mambure, pasina mitsetse, asi nevatambi, vachichinjana. Avo vanotora mativi anosetsa zvinokatyamadza kana zvichidikanwa. Nekuti chokwadi vana vekumusha vaive vauya kubindu vachitamba, uye haugone kuvarambidza, handiti?
Zvino, manheru, imi vaviri munogona kushinyira muhamock. Munhu wese ane doro rinotonhorera muruoko. 'Face-booking' pamwe chete. Vanoverenga uye vanopindura kumishumo kubva kumhuri neshamwari, iye, pakukumbira kwake kwakanaka, anotsvaga mienzaniso yemadziva madiki ekutuhwina.

Kutendeseka, zvishoma kana kusaita muIsaan?