Chando muIsan: Kisimusi

Chero zvingataurwa nemunhu, Kisimusi haisi mhemberero inoitwa muThailand. Kutengeserana kwakaipoteredza kuriko hongu, asi mukati-kati memukati, mumisha nemataundi maduku, hapana chinhu chingacherechedzwa.

Vanhu veThai vanogara vachida kudya nekunwa, hongu, uye chiitiko chese chinotorwa nekunakidzwa. Iko kushongedza nechiedza chemuchadenga kunoita kuti vafare zvachose, vanowanzovasiya vakarembera gore rose. Kisimusi izuva rakajairika rekushanda pano, zvikoro, mabhangi, ... ramba wakavhurika. Pakupedzisira, mazororo echiBuddha anoramba achinyanya kukosha kwavari.

Uye pano, mumusha muduku uri kure kure neKisimusi, kune farang inoswededza zvose zvinonetsa. Kwemazuva, vana vadiki vaigara vachiuya kumba kwake kuzoyemura mwenje madiki ane mavara anosvetuka nekudzima, kuti vazvionere mumabharumu eKisimusi uye kubata Santa Claus. Ko iyo farang zvakare inogara ichiridza nziyo dzinozivikanwa uye ivo vanozvifarirawo, kunyanya nekuti De Inquisitor dzimwe nguva anotangawo kuimba zvinonzwika asi zvisingaite. Mabhero anorira anoonekwa uye kana munhu achifara anongoerekana auya mune yakanaka mood.

Asi De Inquisitor akanga asiri kuronga kuronga mabiko chaiwo eKisimusi. Nekuda kwekuti mamiriro ekunze akanaka, aingoda kugocha nemhuri yake. Izvo zviri nyore, kwete basa rakawandisa uye unogona kudya chero chasara zuva rinotevera. Saka akaenda kunotenga.

A bit "Kisimusi-yakawanda" nekuti pakupedzisira akauya kumba aine chikafu chakawanda chevanhu vatatu. Kuna De Inquisitor, barbecue zvechokwadi inoreva steak, inodhura zvishoma pano uye rwendo rwemakiromita makumi mashanu nemana kuti asvike ikoko, anoda imwe nyama nyoro. Makumbo ehuku zvakare chikamu chayo, pamwe chete nemahamburgers aachazvigadzira. Mbatata mumatehwe avo negariki, uye kuchengeta mudzimu weKisimusi mupfungwa, uyewo mbatatisi yakagayiwa nokuti haakwanisi kugadzira croquettes. Mimwe mimwe miriwo yechinyakare uye se icing pakeke akatenga bhokisi hombe reaizikirimu nechokoreti machipisi mairi, kuitira dhizeti.

Kunyangwe The Inquisitor's good mood, mudiwa arikunetsekana. Dunhu iri harizi kufamba zvakanaka munyaya dzehupfumi, vanhu vane mari shoma yekushandisa. Yatove yenzvimbo yevarombo yeThailand pano uye haina nyore kuwana. Pamwe wakapfuma kana kuti uri murombo. Hapana kana vanhu vepakati.

Uye saka munin'ina wake akapedzisira apindawo mumapepa akaoma zvakare. Mupunga wake waaikohwa wakanga uri pasi peavhareji, saka pakanga pasara shoma shoma kuti atengese. Bhizinesi rake remarasha rave kutomira nekuti vanhu vakawanda vanopisa zvinhu zvavo, havachakwanisa kutenga masaga angangoita zana nemakumi maviri ebhaht rimwe nerimwe. Uye zvachose hapana chiri kuvakwa mudunhu, haakwanise kuwana chero chinhu semushandi wezuva. Nekuda kweizvozvo, mombe yakatotengeswa, ichimanikidzwa kutora mari yemari.

Mhuri yaPiak inodya zvakadzikama, iye nemukadzi wake Taai vese vakaonda.

Nekuda kwekudya kushoma uye kune rumwe rutivi, kazhinji kunoungana muminda nemasango. Zvipembenene uye zvidiki zvinokambaira, miriwo isinganzwisisike yeInquisitor, nguva nenguva zai sekusimbisa uye kashoma kuuraya huku. Sezvineiwo, vana vavo, ane makore matanhatu okukura Phi Phi uye anenge ane makore maviri ekuberekwa Phang Pound vanogona kuwedzera neanotapira, kana kuburikidza nekuwedzera kugoverwa kwespaghetti uye zvimwe izvo De Inquisitor anoita.

Liefje-sweet akaremerwa nekuwanda kwechikafu icho De Inquisitor aive agadzirira mumaziso ake nekuti aive afunga, mumweya weKisimusi, kugadzirawo nyama yenguruve yakagochwa muuchi nemasitadhi. Uye haana kukwanisa kuzvibatsira: "Wow, haingave iri pfungwa here kurega mukoma wangu nemhuri kuti vabatane nesu pakudya kwemanheru?"

Kuita kwoMubvunzurudzo pakutanga kwaiva kushanda zvakare: “hungu, asi, zvokudya zvokuMadokero? Piak haadye izvozvo."

Iyo inotapira, yakagadzirwa zvakajeka, ine mhinduro yakagadzirira: "Poa Sid anoda kubvisa madhadha ake. Makumi masere baht pakirogiramu uye kune mafuta anodarika matatu makirogiramu, ini ndinogadzira yePiak uye iwe unowana matako ebhachi. Uye ndipe imwe nyama yako, ndigoicheka ndoirunga nechilies.” Kurumidza: "Itai nyore, Mei Soong murume wake ari kushanda semutarisiri wemigwagwa, ari ega kumba".

Chokwadi zvakanaka. Uye tinopemberera Kisimusi. Nemasere. Zvinotonyanya kunakidza.