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Kisimusi neGore Idzva, handiwanzorovha Netherlands, asi mumazuva aya ndakapotsa muti weKisimusi wekare, kutonhora kunoruma ndozopinda mukati, ndichidziya nechepakati, hot cocoa pamwe nekamwe kadiki. vodka. Asi hee, Thailand inewo zvayakanakira, sekupedza zororo paKoh Samet kana Koh Chang sezvatakaita isu (mudzimai wangu ane rudo weThai neni) mumakore apfuura.

Zvinoshamisa, pamhenderekedzo yegungwa, zvishoma zvejet skiing, snorkeling uye manheru kudya kwakanaka uyezve kunakidzwa nemimhanzi inorarama mubhawa yechinyakare ine mimhanzi yerock, kubva kuma60 kusvika nhasi. Nyika imwe neimwe ine runako rwayo.

Nekudaro, gore rino tiri kuzviita zvakasiyana: hapana zororo kuchitsuwa chinopisa kana kutonhora kunopisa muNetherlands. Nguva ino yezororo isu tiri pakutanga kwenguva itsva, kana kuti ndizvo zvinoita mudzimai wangu Porntip neni tinofunga nezvazvo. Tiri kuzorima mupunga, organically ndiko kuti, tinofunga kuti tinoziva zvatiri kupinda mazviri. Nekudaro, nguva chete ndiyo ichataura, saka kuenderera mberi......

Nyaya dzinonakidza

Asi ndakatanga ndazvivimbisa kupera kwevhiki muBangkok ndisati ndaenda kunorima mupunga muChaiyaphum kweGore Nyowani. Ndinosvika muBangkok neMugovera mushure meKisimusi. Mudzimai wangu atova muChaiyaphum ... manheru muBangkok pasina mukadzi ... hmmmm ... chii chatinofanira kuita?

Sezvo ndiri mukomana akanaka zvandiri, ndinotanga ndaenda kuSoi 4, Nana, nokuti panogara pane chimwe chinhu chekuita ikoko. Ndakanga ndabvumirana nemumwe wandaimboshanda naye kuti tifare tichirwa pamwe chete. Chokwadi ainge anonoka futi. Zvakanaka, ihafu yechiFrench, hafu yeThai, saka kunonoka kusvika kwake hazvindishamise kwandiri.

Ini ndinotanga ndafunga kutenga muto mutsva weorenji mumugwagwa ndotarisa-tarisa kuti ndione kuti ndeipi bhawa inondipa maonero akanaka kuti nditarise mudungwe wevashanyi nevakadzi vane hunhu hwakapusa, vari kumhanyisa kudzivirira kunonoka kubasa.

Kana mudzimai wangu Porntip neni tiri muBangkok, tinoda kugara pano tichiona parade pamwe chete tichiona nhabvu nehafu yeziso. Isu tinorega fungidziro dzedu dzichimhanya nemunhu wese anofamba achiuya nenyaya dzinonakidza.

Ndakaisa mudzanga wangu mubhodhoro remuto weorenji rakanga risina chinhu ndokuringa ringa ndichitsvaga gaba remarara. Zvakadaro, bhini remarara muThailand hariwanzo shomeka sezuva rinotonhorera muna Kubvumbi. Nekusvotwa zvishoma, ndakaisa bhodhoro riya paside penzira ndokufamba kuenda kubhawa.

Hey iwe! Hapana kuraswa kwemarara muBangkok. Iwe unonditevera

Mushure memamita mashoma ndinonzwa kumashure kwangu, HEY IWE! Mumwe mupurisa, akapfeka yunifomu yake uye akapfeka magirazi ezuva, anotaura neni nehasha uye anondirayira, NDISINGAFUNGIRE muBangkok. Ah mudiwa, ndine izvozvo zvakare. Sezvinei, ndinocheuka, ndofamba ndakananga kubhodhoro rakanga risina chinhu, ndoritora ndoenda kumukuru.

Nechekuita, ndinomuudza kuti ndichaisa bhodhoro racho mugaba remarara. Pamwe angandiratidza gaba riya remarara obva andibvutira, NDITEVERE! ZVINO! Ndinomutevera ndichiteerera uye anonditungamirira kuchiteshi chepeturu chiri pedyo. Naively I think, oh yes he is right, pamwe pane bhini remarara ipapo, asi anotopfuura nepabhini remarara!!

Ikozvino ndave kunzwa kutota, something is not right apa, arikuitei mukomana iyeye? Ndobva ndatanga kuona mafambiro ake... kufamba kwake kuri kuzununguka, ndinofunga angave munhu anogona kuita zvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana uye anoda kuti ndimutevere...

Mafungiro angu ari kumhanya-mhanya uye asiri munzira kwayo. Anondiendesa kushamwari dzake dzinozunungusa zvishoma kana, ndiani anoziva, kunyange shamwari dzinozunungusa zvikuru, mushure mezvo ndinozoratidzwa rudo rwevarume mune imwe nzvimbo mune tsvina, imba yekubvunzurudza isina chiedza. Ndinoda zvakasiyana-siyana, asi handisi kutaura nezvemhando iyi yakasiyana zvachose.

Ndakangoerekana ndatendeuka ndomuudza kuti ndine zvimwe zvandaironga uku ndichirasa bhodhoro risina chinhu mumarara. The Vanhu vemumusha vakafanana uchiri kufona shure kwangu, HEI IWE, UNONDITEVERA! Hongu, mhoro, handipenge Henkie ndoenderera mberi nekuenda kubhawa. Segamba rechokwadi, anoramba achifona achinditevera asi haaite chimwe chinhu, anozofanira kutsvaga mumwe munhu akabatwa nekupukunyuka kwake kusingazivikanwe. Kakuvhundutswa neuyu kupukunyuka kwakamanikana Ini ndinoraira tequila nedoro uye ndofunga ini, pffff, izvo zvingadai zvakapera zvisingafadzi.

Phil, muposita

Sezvineiwo, tequila inotanga kushanda nekukasira uye ndinogona kukurumidza kushandura switch uye kunakidzwa nerunako rwevashanyi, madzimai ane hunhu hwakapusa uye vanhu vakati wandei vasina kujeka. Wakanaka kuona, asi shamwari yangu iripi? Ah zvakanaka, regai ndirambe ndichitarisa tarisa mubhawa.

Nenguva isipi ndakaona mumwe mukadzi wechikuru weThai ari kuita hurukuro ine hupenyu nemuAussie ati kurei. Handigoni kudzivisa kunyemwerera, kwaanoona pakarepo uye kunondibatanidza mukurukurirano. Iyo Aussie inoshanduka kuve Phil, Phil mupositoriPhil akashanda pahofisi yeAussie kwemakore gumi nemashanu uye akachengetedza mari yake, asi nechikonzero chisina kujeka anofanira kutora madhora ake eAussie mumari mwedzi mitatu yega yega. Anoratidza izvi nekuvhura bhegi rake uye kundiratidza madhiri maviri akakora emadhora.

Ndinofunga, akachenjera zvikuru, Phil mupositoriAsi zvakadaro, handisi kureva chero chakaipa uye mushure mezvinwiwa zvishoma, kuchinjana nyaya, Phil anosarudza. mupositori kuridaidza kuti zuva. Anondiudza kuti anofanira kukwira ndege yake kuenda kuKoh Samui, kwaanogara iye zvino, uye anotora bhegi rake remadhora ndokuenderera mberi nerwendo rwake.

Ini ndinofunga, ndanga ndiri muBangkok kweanenge maawa maviri zvino uye kana paine chinhu chimwe chete chandinovenga kufinha. Zvakanaka, ndiri pamuromo wangu ndokufona, hazvisi kufinha. Pakupedzisira shamwari yangu yechiThai/French anosvika achinyemwerera uye achikumbira ruregerero rwechokwadi nekunonoka kwake kusvika. Isu tinosarudza kuenderera mberi kwemanheru mune imwe pub yeIrish, Carlsberg, nhabvu uye rugby, hupenyu hwakanaka.

Upfu kubva munzeve dzangu

Ndichisvika pachiteshi chebhazi cheMo Chit zuva rakatevera, ndakarembera, ndinotora kombi inoenda kuKampeangsaen uye kubva ipapo ndinokwira bhazi kuenda kuKorat kuitira kuti zuva rinotevera, ndaneta kwazvo, ndiwire mumaoko erudo emudzimai wangu.

Mangwanani anotevera ndinonzwa mudzimai wangu Porntip achivhura gonhi na5 am. Nhasi ndiro zuva ratichaparadzira mushonga wedu wesora wakagadzirwa nemagetsi munyika yose. Tine tarisiro yekurima mupunga weorganic kuti tikwanise kuwedzera muhoro wemudzidzisi wangu ane mwero.

Porntip anomhanya achipinda mumba, achivhunduka zvishoma. 'Vauraya imbwa.' “Chii,” ndakadaro ndichiratidza kusatenda. Ndiani, chii, sei, sei? Mushure mekubvunzurudza, zvakaonekwa kuti imbwa yepamba iyi yakanga yaenda kunovhima huku kumba kwevavakidzani husiku. Vavakidzani vakabva vasarudza kwete bedzi kupfura imbwa yacho asiwo kuiturika nenzira yokuratidzira pachiratidzo pamberi peimba yomudzimai wangu. Mubvunzo unoramba uripo kuti mhuka yakafa rinhi chaizvo.

Ndinogona kunzwisisa kuti murimi ari nyore anoda kuchengetedza huku dzake; Mushure mezvose, imbwa yakatoravira ropa yakawana kuravira kwayo uye icharamba ichivhima. Asi sei kurembedza imbwa kudaro? Kurwara chete! Mushure memuvhunzo zvakandijekera kuti ndoenda kunofudza huku ipi.

Nemhepo inobva munzeve dzangu (ndine kushivirira kwakashata kusingakoshi kutambura kwemhuka uye kunondiita kuti ndive nechikonzero kune chikonzero chiduku), ndinosunungura imbwa kubva pamucheka pamutsipa wayo uye nokukurumidza kuenda kumurimi wehuku. Panguva ino, Porntip anoona kuti izvi zvinogona kuipa uye anodana shure kwangu kuti: 'Michel! mirira, kwete zvino! chai yen yen!'

Zvakadaro, ini handina kana chandinotonhorera, ndiri kupisa uye pandinosvika pamuridzi wehuku ndinotenderedza tambo muhuro yake ndomuruma kana anzwa zvakanaka. Anozvisunungura kubva patambo uye anoda kutiza. Haaa, imbomira zvishoma, tose tinogona kubva, tomira pamberi pake chaipo. Anonyura pasi pangu obata chigero chekare, chine ngura chaanoda kundirwisa nacho.

Apa ndipo apo Porntip anosvetukira mukati. Ah mwari wangu, ichi ndicho chinhu chekupedzisira chandinoda. Ndinobata mudzimai wangu, uyo panguva ino ari kukanda marudzi ose ekutuka kumurimi wehuku muThai. Ndinomusundidzira kure, kure nemufudzi wehuku, uye ndinoedza kumudzikamisa. Parizvino handina kana kumbomubudira pachena kuti kana ari mukomana chaiye ndichauya kuzotora tambo yake manheru ano, ndoiputira nemufaro kuhuku yake zvakare.

Sei ndisingagone kugara ndakatonhorera

Tizere neadrenaline, asi takashamiswawo, tinodzokera kumusha wevabereki uko Porntip anondituka. Ndoita sei kuti ndigare ndakatonhorwa, ndongonanga kwairi, iyewo ari mushishi manje, uye ndabatwa neshungu nekurwadziwa nembwa yake yakashaya. Sezvineiwo, ndazvidzora uye ndamusiya adzikama kuti tizobvuma nyaya yacho murunyararo. Tinoenderera mberi nekurima mupunga, ndinofunga kuti ndawana kana maawa makumi maviri nemana ekubhowekana manje. Ndiani aifunga kuti ndaizoshuvira kuti paZuva reGoredzva.

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