Wan di, wan mai di (nyowani dzakatevedzana: chikamu 2)

Chris anogara achitsanangura zviitiko zvake muSoi yake muBangkok, dzimwe nguva zvakanaka, dzimwe nguva zvishoma. Zvese izvi pasi pezita rekuti Wan Di Wan Mai Di (WDWMD), kana Nguva Yakanaka, Nguva Dzakashata (yaidiwa naamai vake muEindhoven). 

Pamusoro pevatambi vakuru vandakaunza muchikamu chakapfuura, kune akati wandei emavara Thais anoita chikamu chechipiri. Vanenge vese vanogara muchivako chimwe chete checondo seni, asi pauriri hwakasiyana.

Ducky anogara pauriri hwechipiri nemudzimai wake nemuzukuru. Ducky ane makore makumi mana nemana uye anobva kuBuriram. Gore rakapera akandikoka ini nemudzimai wangu kubhavhadhe rake. Takatenga chibikidzo chitsva chemupunga kubva kuTesco. Ndakati ndimutengerewo cake chairo. Izvi hazvina kujairika kune Thais nekuti vazhinji vavo vanongoenda kutemberi pazuva ravo rekuzvarwa (mangwanani) uye hapana chimwe chavanoita nezvekuzvarwa kwavo. Ndakazivisa mu soi kuti hazviite. Zuva rakatevera zuva rekuzvarwa kwake, mudzimai wangu akanzwa kuti akanga adonhedza musodzi manheru iwayo nokuti akanga asati amboita cake pabirthday rake muupenyu hwake.

Ducky haana basa rechigarire asi anoziva akati wandei madiki makondirakiti ekuvaka aanoitira chimwe chinhu nguva nenguva. Nguva yakasara (panguva ipi yezuva isingafadzi) anoshandisa kunwa Lao Khao. Ari kutodhakwa kana kudhakwa zuva nezuva. Handigoni kumupa mhosva. Ducky haatombokuvadzi nhunzi (kunyangwe akadhakwa), asi kazhinji ari panzvimbo isiriyo panguva isiriyo. Ndicho chikonzero nei akapedza mwedzi mitatu achiona mukati mejeri (muIndonesia) (akasungwa muchikepe cheThai chekuredza pasina mvumo) uye anozivikanwa nemapurisa emunharaunda. Iye zvakare anoziva Kamnan Poh, mukuru mafia boss muPattaya, zvakanaka. Haatyi chero chinhu kana chero munhu.

Mudzimai wake ane basa remushandi wemukuru wemauto akarega basa anogara muimba hombe (ine imba yevaenzi) pakupera kwesoi. Uye vanochengeta muzukuru wavo uyo ava kuenda kuchikoro chepuraimari. Mwanasikana wavo anogara kuBuriram uye mukuwasha ava nemakore anodarika gumi ari mujeri nekuti akaponda katatu akadhakwa. Mukadzi waDucky anoshanda nemumwe mukadzi wechiThai wandinoziva anonzi Kuhn Deng. Kuhn Deng (anenge makore makumi mashanu neshanu) akaroora murume weThai (mumakore makumi matanhatu) ari mumwe wevatyairi paWat Arun. Murume akanaka, asi anobhejera murotari nemari yakati wandei.

Vakaroorana vadiki (vanosvika makumi matatu) vasina vana vanogarawo pauriri humwe. Vese vane mabasa uye vangori vanhu vakanaka. Anoshanda kubhangi uye mudzidzisi weyoga. Ivo zvakare vanobva kuIsan uye iwe unogona kuravira iyo mu som-tam pala iyo mukadzi anombogadzira (uye yandisingachashinga kuidya nedumbu rangu kana mhino).

Uyezve, iyo condo ine nhamba shoma yezvivakwa: chitoro, chitoro chekugadzira vhudzi, resitorendi uye diki yekuwachira. Mukadzi wechiThai (ndinomufungidzira kuti angangoita makore makumi mashanu) iye zvino ari kufambisa resitorendi, Pat, anomhanyisawo hembe. Isu tinogara tichiwacha isu pachedu, asi kuaina (zvikurukuru tirauzi rangu rakanaka nehembe dzandinopfeka kubasa) dzimwe nguva dzinopihwa kwaari.

Kweanenge makore 1,5, nzvimbo isina chinhu yakashandurwa kuita barbershop uye runako salon. Bhizinesi rinoitwa nemukadzi anoyevedza weThai ane murume anobatsirawo mubhizinesi kana asina rimwe basa. Iro rimwe basa rinonyanya kuve nemabasa emutyairi ekambani yeToyota. Manheru anozviita anobatsira nekugocha hove kana nyama yenguruve, inodyiwa pamwe chete. Mwanakomana wavo anogara nevabereki vake kuSisaket uye vanoenda kuIsan kanenge kaviri kusvika katatu pagore.

Mutengi webarbershop ane kunyanya vagari vemucondo uye dzimwe shamwari (dzinotaridzika) dzinobva munharaunda dziri pedyo. Izvi zvinoreva kuti pane dzimwe nguva kune vakawanda (vasina kuroora, asi kwete vese !!) varume pamusuwo wechivakwa checondo pane zvazvaimboita. Zvisikwa zvinofanira kutora nzira yazvo; Ndinogona kuzvigamuchira, Wim Sonneveld aigara achitaura. Ukaona mufananidzo wangu unobva wanzwisisa kuti handisi mutengi webhizinesi iri. Uye zvipikiri zvangu hazvifanirwe kuve zvakapendwa mufashoni yemazuva ano mavara uye magadzirirwo.

Iyo chitoro chidiki ndiyo inonyanya kukosha nzvimbo. Pane matinji maviri ekuisa odha yako uye haugone kupinda. Chitoro hachitengesi zvinhu zvitsva asi zvakawoma (senge bepa rechimbuzi, shambuu, sipo, matishu, fodya, nzungu, makadhi erunhare) uye magirosari akanyorova (sedoro, whisky, Lao Khao, mvura, ice cubes). Chitoro ichi chinovhurwa mazuva ese egore uye vanhu havasi kunetseka nekurambidzwa kutengeswa kwezvinwiwa zvinodhaka pamazuva nenguva apo izvi zvisingabvumirwe zviri pamutemo.

Mumakore matanhatu andagara mucondo ndakaona vanenge 6 vanoshanda vachiuya nekuenda. Iye zvino anoshanda, Ann, adzokera kunzvimbo yake yekare (zvimwe nezvaAnn mune chimwe chikamu chinotevera). Vagadziri vechitoro vese vane hunhu hushoma hwakafanana: mukadzi, akarambana nevana uye achichinja maitirwo asi shamwari imwe chete uye yakavharwa neSvondo. Pandinoona zvivharo zvakavharwa mangwanani eSvondo, ndinoyeuka. Svondo (Wan Athit) ndiye Wan Gig.

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