Wan di, wan mai di (Chikamu 13)

Pazuva rakanaka ini ndiri chinyararire kubapa pacomputer yangu mucondo. Mudzimai wangu anongoerekana apinda: 'Uya kuhofisi yaambuya nokuti kune mutorwa, mufarwa, ari kuda kuroja kondo kwemwedzi mishomanana. Anoti anobva kuGermany uye iwe unotaura chiGerman, handiti?'

Hongu, asi chii chandinofanira kuita nacho? Anonditarisa nekuchimbidza. Okay okay. Ndave kutoenda.Ndave kutomuona ndiri chinhambwe.MuGerman akareba (anenge mamita maviri) akapfeka ngowani nhema (munhenga usipo), ava kuda kusvika makumi mana, akapfeka sebhegi uye nebhegi guru. pasi, sutukesi diki ine marudzi ese ezvinhu zvekutora mafoto uye bhegi relaptop.

Mhoro, ini ndiri Rainer, anodaro. Ini ndinonzi Chris, ndinomuudza. Hurukuro huru inokura yekuongororana. Imbwa dzaizoti kupfuhwidzana.

Michato miviri yakaparara

Rainer anobva kunzvimbo yeFrankfurt, ane makore makumi mana nemasere, akaroora kana kuroorwa kaviri, haasati aroora, ane mwanasikana ane makore 48 ane ex yake yekupedzisira (runako rweColombia, ane vana vana kubva kuvarume vana vakasiyana) anogara kuGermany. Amai vake vane dementia uye vanochengetwa nehanzvadzi yake huru.

Akafamba zvishoma kupota nyika (kunyanya kunyika dzine urombo uko tarisiro yezvehupfumi haina kunaka uye vakadzi vari kutsvaga nechido murume wekune imwe nyika kuti vadzivise dambudziko munyika yavo) uye haana zvachose chinangwa chekuzviita zvakare. . kuroora. Iye zvino ane musikana kubva kuPhilippines, 20 makore junior wake (uyo anotarisira kuti Rainer achamuroora) iye zvino ari kushanda muDubai semushandi / muchengeti weimba kumhuri yakapfuma.

Iye zvakare anoziva akati wandei maGerman anogara uye anoshanda muThailand. Mumwe wavo akaroora mukadzi wechiThai uye ane resitorendi muHua Hin uko menyu inonyanya kushandira ndiro dzeGerman (Rotkohl, Schweinebraten, Knödel). Anouya ikoko apo neapo kana aneta nechikafu cheThai.

Rainer anorarama zuva nezuva

Mumwedzi mina yese yakagara Rainer muBangkok (nezororo diki rezororo kuenda kuPhilippine paZuva reGore Idzva, kuudza musikana wake kuti muchato hausi wemubvunzo, uye vhiza vhiki yekuenda kuCambodia) handina kukwanisa. kuwana fungidziro chaiyo yekuti anotora sei hupenyu hwake.

Akaenda kupera kwaApril aine chivimbiso chekuti zvechokwadi achadzoka muna Gumiguru. Akaisa zvimwe zvezvinhu zvake musutukezi uye yava mucondo mangu. Saka ane chokwadi nezvenyaya yake. Nyaya yake ndeyokuti anotenga sirivha uye zvishongo muThailand (kazhinji pamisika yakachipa, muzvitoro zviduku, kunyanya muKhao San Road), iyo yaanozotumira kune shamwari (yeTurkey) muGermany (shamwari iyi murume wake mutsva). Colombian ex).

Shamwari iyoyo inobva yatengesa zvigadzirwa zvakananga kumutengi muGermany (zvakare online) uye purofiti inopatsanurwa 50-50. Kashoma kunetsa nemutero wemari, VAT nezvimwe zvakadaro. Sezviri pachena iyi nzira yekushanda inounza maeuro akakwana kuti apedze mwedzi mitanhatu kusvika kuminomwe muThailand uye mashanu kusvika kumitanhatu asara muGermany. Handina kumunzwa achitaura nezveramangwana (zviroto, mari, pamudyandigere). Rainer anogara zuva nezuva, senge Thai chaiye. Ndiani anorarama panguva iyoyo, anokuchengetai.

A over-age backpacker?

Ndinogona kutaura muchidimbu nezvemashandisiro ake muThailand. Ini hangu handizive, asi kubva pane zvandinoona (kupfeka zvakakaruka, hembe isina maoko yebaseball, mauto anodhinda epakati-kureba shorts, flip-flops, kushandiswa kushoma kwe deodorant saka mukadzi wangu haazvide mucondo, asi mwero wakakwana wekupfeka zuva nezuva huwandu hwedoro raLeo kuti agone kugara asina kudya kwemangwanani) akashandisa zvishoma.

Mushure mesumo yekutanga, takabatsira Rainer nezvese. Somuenzaniso, mudzimai wangu akamurongera gumbeze pamubhedha wake muimba yokurenda isina chinhu uyewo TV kwaAmbuya.

Akaenda naye kuchitoro chenhare kuCentral apo aive nedambudziko neSIM card nenharembozha yake. Takamupa password yedu painternet kuti awane WiFi yemahara netablet yake akagara panze. Ndakamukwidza kuenda kuPetchaburi paakada kuenda kuHua Hin kwekupera kwevhiki (kunodya chikafu chakanaka cheGerman uye kutora mufananidzo wake aine boka retsoko) uye dzimwe nguva taienda naye kuresitorendi isingadhure iri munharaunda uko. vane midziyo yekuMadokero senge steaks uye hamburgers pane menyu.

Akaonga zvapashure zvikuru nokuti dzimwe nguva aineta nezvokudya zveThai uye aishuva zvingwa zvakakangwa kana kuti mbatatisi dzakakanyiwa. Kwakanga kusiri kure nekondomu saka akakwanisa kuwana nzira yake mushure mekutanga.

Musi waKubvumbi 30, Rainer akabhururuka achidzokera kuFrankfurt kuburikidza neCairo (tiketi rakachipa renzira imwe chete raaigona kuwana). Asi achadzoka. Ndinozviziva izvozvo zvechokwadi.

Chris de Boer

Imba yekondomu inogara Chris inotungamirirwa nemukadzi mukuru. Anomuti mbuya, nekuti ndizvo zvaari maererano nechimiro nezera. Ambuya vane vanasikana vaviri (Doaw naMong) avo Mong ari muridzi wechivako papepa.