Wan di, wan mai di (Chikamu 11)

Iyi iThailand. Zuva nezuva panobuda nyaya dzemhondi paterevhizheni panhau dzemangwanani. Uye kwete muBangkok chete, asi kwese kwese muThailand: Pattaya, Chumpon kana Udon Thani.

Murume anouraya mukadzi wake nekuti anofunga kuti ane mudiwa. Mukadzi anouraya murume wake nechikonzero chimwe chete. Murume wechidiki anouraya baba vake, amai nemunin'ina wake (mupurisa wemunharaunda yangu) kuti atore nhaka.

Mumwe murume anouraya vasikana vaduku pashure pokuvabata pabonde. Chiremba anouraya vashandi vake vekuBurma nekuti vanoziva zvakawanda nezvake. Mumwe mukadzi wechikuru anobhadhara varume vanorova mhondi kuti vauraye mukuwasha wavo anoramba achishungurudza mwanasikana wake.

Kazhinji inoratidzira iri kure-kure. Kwete panyaya yemupurisa akapondwa pamwe chete nababa naamai vake masvondo mashoma apfuura. Murume uyu ndaimuziva nekuti mumwe wemapurisa epanzvimbo iyi uye dzimwe nguva anouya kana pakaita 'hassle' mu soi.

Asi ikozvino tiri kutaura pamusoro pechimwe chinhu chakasiyana. Mhondi dzirikuitwa mu soi mangu. Uye kwete imwe, asi nomwe. Inonyanya kuve mhondi inouraya. Kunosanganisira kupondwa kwevanhu vachangoberekwa uye vasina mhosva. Mhondi dzakaitwa pamazuva maviri akasiyana. Mhondi ina dzekutanga dzakaitika muna Kurume gore rino uye nhatu dzasara muna Kubvumbi.

Ndeipi Thai sparrowhawk inoona mutorwa muchena mazuva ese?

Nzvimbo chaiyo iimba yeshiri iri kunze kwekondomu yangu. Kuti ndive nechokwadi chekuchengeteka kwevaviri vanodanana shiri duku nevana vavo, ndakanga ndarembedza imba yacho pedyo nedhoo rangu rokumberi sezvaigamuchirwa nevose vanobatanidzwa. Ndaifanira kufunga kuti baba namai vangu vaizonditya. Hazvishamise, nekuti ngatizvitarisei: ndeipi Thai sparrowhawk inoona mutorwa chena mazuva ese, dzimwe nguva achipfeka zvikabudura uye achiputa fodya?

Ndakanga ndatoona, kana kuti ndanzwa, iri kuuya pakati paMarch. Shamba remukono raive neziso raro pamufananidzo wechikadzi unoyevedza werudzi urwu ndokutanga aubades mu soi yangu. Vakachinjana kuongorora imba yeshiri yakanga isina chinhu uye vakasarudza kuvaka dendere imomo. Asi rudo rwekutanga rwaifanira kuitwa.

Zvinopesana zvachose nemitemo yeThai yehutsika, izvi zvakaitika pachena uye masikati machena. Ndakambozviona nemaziso angu. Zvisinei, handizivi kuti izvi zvakanga zvakwana here pakuisa fetereza, asi kuvaka kwakatanga mushure mechiitiko ichi.

Mazai mana mudendere

Mushure mevhiki mudzimai wangu akatarisa imba uye zvechokwadi zvakakwana: mazai mana mudendere. Ndakabva ndatarisira kuti amai vepamuviri vaizogara pamazai masikati, asi kunze kwairatidza kuti kunze kwainge kwakwirisa zvekuti basa racho rakanga rakwira nezuva. Husiku, amai vakagara pamazai uye baba vakamhanya vachikwira nekudzika kuti vawane chikafu chavo chavanoda: kwete som-tam pala nekuti ndingadai ndanzwa kunhuwa ikoko mangwanani aitevera.

Mushure memazuva gumi nguva yakanga yasvika: kuberekwa kwevana vana. Kwemazuva mashoma, amai nababa vakanga vari mushishi kutsvagira vana zvokudya uye kubvisa tsvina mudendere reshiri.

Asi mamwe mangwanani ndakavhura musuwo mangwanani ndikanzwa ……… hapana. Ndakatarisa dendere: risina chinhu. Mhamha naBaba vakangoti dhuma dhuma vachitsvaga mwana wavo. Asi hapana kana tsananguro yavo yaionekwa. Kwete kunyange pasi saka vakanga vasina kudonha kubva mudendere.

Mapurisa ari kuita ongororo yakasimba

Ndizvo zvakaitikawo pashure pemwedzi. Iye zvino nemazai matatu. Paive nemusiyano mumwechete: kutenderedza zuva rekuuraya kwakashata ndakaona shiri huru nhema. Akaita senge chiDutch rook. The Thais in the soi akandisimbisa kuti shiri iyi inobira matendere.

Pashure pokupondwa kwechipiri kunotevedzana, ndakabva ndazivisa mapurisa. Iye zvino ari kuita ongororo yakakwana, mumutauro weThai. Mukutaura kwechokwadi, izvi zvinoreva kuti vanhu vari kutsvaga 'shiri ine nhema'. Ndichamirira kuti ndione, asi handifungi kuti ndichambonzwa zvabuda pakudzidza.