Kuvaraidza kwekufambisa muThailand

Semushanyi wenguva dzose kuThailand, ine zvinhu zvayo zvakanaka kana iwe uchikwanisa kuudza mhuri yako yepedyo nezve zvese zviri kuitika pasaiti.

Mazwi akanaka akadai sekuti 'kure kure nerwiyo rwakarohwa' kana kuti 'uyo ane vagari venzvimbo' anorumbidzwa mugwara rekufamba anopenya anogara achidzika nevateereri.
Kunyanya pamazuva ekuzvarwa.
Iko, mushure mekunge wanwa madoro mashoma, iwe uchakurumidza kuparadzira nyaya dzinotonhorera nezve Bangkok yakatsva, uye iwe uchashamisa vakoma vazhinji nekugona kuverenga kusvika gumi muThai.
Ukuwo jaya rakangwara raitopika kuti iri rakanga ratove basa rababamukuru muchiDutch.

Zvisinei, zvinokurudzirwa kunakidzwa zvizere nenguva idzi dzekuzivikanwa, nokuti kamwe chete ikoko, munyika yakapikirwa yekunze, chokwadi chinowanzosiyana zvishoma.

Dai ndakange ndakurudzirwa mwedzi mitanhatu yapfuura, ndichifamba muBangkok imwe chete, ndichibata dongo uye kupotsa majana, kuti ndingadai ndakagamuchira nzira yeOrinoco neigwa rinodonha uye mamwe makrayoni ane mavara, ndingadai ndakabvuma iyo.

Kana kukwira nerwiyo rwakazara-thaew muPattaya.
Ndakamira kumashure, muchikwata chevakomana vaviri vechikoro vane mafuta eice cream-vanodya, mabhokisi matatu edoro reLeo, uye huremu husingaverengeki hwemuridzi wayo.
Kuzvisungirira neminwe yakawanda kupfuura yawakapihwa pakuzvarwa uye kunamata nemoyo wese kuti kuneta kwesimbi kunongozviratidza mushure mekuburuka pane inotevera soi, kunotanga nekukurumidza mushure mekunge waona changa chisipo pakuvaka uku.
Kuve chiratidzo 'mvura yekushambira inonyumwira' pamwe neyakaumbwa foto yemunhu aimboita basa rewelding pairi.

Iye zvino vaverengi vazhinji vanozondinongedzera kune imwe nzira yekufamba, kuve nemapapiro, yakatsetseka, uye yakachengeteka.
Asi panowo akasainwa pasi ari kubata nezvipingamupinyi. Sekusambokwanisa kuvhara ziso kamwe chete pabhodhi, uye nekudaro kuve nekutarisa mumwe wako kwenguva yakareba uye nekumwe kushushikana.
Izvi ndizvo zvakaitikawo panguva yedu yekupedzisira kutiza kuenda kunyika yechiokomuhomwe uye sum-tam.

Mumwe murume wechikuru aiva nemhanza akagara panzvimbo shoma pamberi pangu pamukoto.
Uyo, mushure mokubva kuSchiphol, haana kutambisa kechipiri mukuedza kwake kushamiswa pakakwirira, uye naizvozvo akazvipa marapi matatu panzvimbo iyo.
Zvichitevedzana kupedza gaba redoro, mabhodhoro maviri ewaini tsvuku, uye maviri machena. Izvi chete panguva yekudya.
Kuti apedze mabiko aya, nekuenderana kunoshamisa kwekadhibhodhi yakabikwa kare, pamashoko makuru ane cognac kaviri. Mukombe weKLM wakashatisa ambiance neimwe nzira, asi haugone kuve nezvose muhupfumi.
Ndakazomuona zvakare, manje akazembera musoro wake unemhanza paseat yaive pamberi pake. Kutora chimiro chaunowanzo kuona mumafirimu enjodzi, nguva pfupi isati yasvika.
Ndakanga ndisisakwanise kuziva kuti anga ari kuita kufungisisa kwakadzama here, achikurudzira kukura kwebvudzi kuburikidza nemaekisesaizi ekumanikidza, kana kuita hurukuro yakanaka neake hangover.

Izvi zvinokonzerwa nekunyomba kunovhiringidza kweonboard chess komputa.
Ndianiko akandizivisa kuti akanga asati amboona mwero wokusaziva kudaro, ndokuzobvunza netsitsi kuti zvimwe ndaida imwe tsananguro pamusoro pokushanda kwebhandi rangu.

Kozoitawo imwe nzira yekufambisa, inova tekisi ine mutyairi.
Makore apfuura, tichisvika zvakare kuSuvarnabhumi, takatorwa ikoko nemuzukuru Taen.

Mukadzi iyeye akabva anyatsotungamira Oy neni, takanga taremerwa nemasutukesi anorema, jet lag uye nhoroondo yakaderera pfungwa yekuti takanga tiri muiyi Thai cauldron, kumutyairi asina kukodzera muBangkok uye kure kure.

Ari munzira, akave asiri munhu anodiwa chete, asiwo zvishoma pamusoro pemvura yake yetii yeThai.
Kudzokorodza ruoko rwangu nenzira ine runyararo, ndichitaura nezwi riripamusoro kuti vakomana vechikadzi vanogona kunakidzwa nekufarira kwake kwechokwadi, uye vachipedzisa nemubvunzo wekuti chii chandanga ndichida.

Pakarepo mushure mokunge ndasvika muSiam yakaisvonaka, ndichiri hafu yekusaziva nekuda kwekusiyana kwenguva uye kupa mutauro wemasaini kune vatariri vanotyaira zvinwiwa trolleys, (vakapfeka zvakakodzera bhuruu) Ndakanyatsokwanisa kuuya nemhinduro yakarurama mushure memubvunzo uyu wakadzama wehana.

Zvazvakadaro ndakazvichengeta kuvakadzi ini.
Iwe unoziva, izvo zvisikwa zvinoshamisa zvisina appendix, bvudzi remuchipfuva, kana biceps kutaura nezvazvo.
Uyewo kuti adzivise, mudzimai wangu ane rudo ari pedyo neruoko, vebazi rinoona nezvenjodzi vakakurumidza kusangana nedambudziko ravo rokutanga rokudzipwa norurimi rwavo vamene.

Zvakazoitikawo kuti kufamba nzendo refu kwakanakira budiriro huru.
Patakaziva kuti, mushure mekupinda muimba yekongiri yaigara muzukuru wangu, kambani yeHitachi yaiwanzogadzira mahorizontal guillotines pano.
Elevator yaitisvitsa pauriri hwaidiwa yaive nesoftware yayo.
Tichifunga nezvemunhu wese asina kupinda kana kubuda mukati memasekonzi maviri, mukana wekusiya dzimwe nhengo dzemuviri kumashure wakawedzera zvakanyanya.
Icho chokwadi chekuti masitepisi haana kumbobvira ashandiswa anoratidza kuti maThai vadzidzi vanokurumidza kana vanofarira kutora mukana.

Chekufambisa chadudzwa pamusoro saka hachivimbisi kusvika kwakachengeteka, asi kana uchida chaizvo kugashira mafambiro ekunze, ndapota nyoresa kukwira tekisi.
Pane imwe nguva, mushure mekukwira bhazi kusingakanganwiki kubva kumapurovhinzi ekuchamhembe, mudzimai Oy neni takasvika pachiteshi chePattaya takadedera.
Tichitarisa takaneta pane mamwe mavhani akanga akamirira asi akazara, takasarudza, kuti tikwanise kurara pamubhedha wedu wepahotera muzana iroro remakore, kukwira masadhi aipiwa.

Icho chokwadi chekuti mutyairi wangu weIsan akange achangotanga kuyambuka Pattaya zuva rapfuura, uye akange asina kunyora dissertation pamugwagwa wemugwagwa weiyi maze inopfungaira, yakazove nzvimbo isina hanya.

Nekuti apo Mai Oy vakanyangarika kubva pakuona seshavishavi muna Chivabvu, vachifamba zvisina simba pakati pemukoto nemutsvairo wemumugwagwa, chinhu chimwe chete chakandiita kuti ndirambe ndakabatikana kwaiva kunyatsochengeta mabvi ari maviri mukati, uye dikita rekuona rakajeka kubva kune inogara ichidonha hafu yengowani.
Zvese izvi ndichiitira kuti ndisapwanya magirazi emota maviri panguva imwe chete, uyezve kuti ndikwanise kuona kuti hupenyu hwangu hwekuvimbisa hwaizopera pasi perudzi rwupi rwekongiri.

Mushure memaminitsi gumi nemashanu ekunzvenga imbwa dzemumugwagwa dzine mhasuru, vashanyi vakavhiringika vane masutukesi, uye bhazi reVIP rinorutsa hutsi nemaKorea rakatutirana mukati memwenje yeblue, mutyairi wangu wemoped akasvika pakufunga kuti akange arasika.
Mufambi wake akanga akadaro kubva pakutanga, saka kurova hakuna kunyanya kurova.
Dai akazotaura kuti abvunze muroyi nerunhare panzvimbo yemumwe wake kamikaze, zvingadai zvisina basa kwandiri, nekuti ndakafungidzira mukana wekubudirira kuve wakaenzana.

Asi ipapo.
Mushure mekufuratira migwagwa yenzira imwe chete nepfungwa yerufu, kuvharira mharadzano zhinji kuti tibvunze nzira kubva kune vamwe vanhu vakarasika, uye nekudzvinyirira zvine hukasha chero chiratidzo chepfungwa, takasvika padanho randakaziva.
Izvo, mushure mekunge ndatora baton nekuvhunduka, zvakazoita kuti tisvike pakukunda kukunda pahotera yedu.
Kwandakabva ndakamanikidzika, ndokutsvoda pasi, uye Mai Oy vakasimbirira kupa muperekedzi wangu zano guru.

Sezvineiwo, hunyanzvi hwake hwemutauro hwakazove husina kunaka sekunzwa kwake kwekutungamira.

Nekupa mubairo kutaura kwangu kwekunyomba kuti ndaifanira kuwana mari yekukwira kwehupenzi hwekuzviitira uku ndichinyemwerera.