Chipfeko cheTropical muThailand
Pandakasarudza kupedza chikamu chikuru chenguva yangu muThailand makore apfuura, ndakanyatsoongorora zvandaitarisira. Ndakanyanya kutsunga kuteerera zano rokuchenjera rakapiwa nenyanzvi.
Ndakabva ndaita runyoro rwemafambiro andaizoratidza kana ndikagara muThailand kwenguva yakareba, pamwe yakarebesa, uye zvandaizofanira kunetseka nazvo kana vakanyanya kuwanda uye kutonga. Ini handidi kukunyima iyo rondedzero nekuti ndinofunga zvingave zvakakosha kuti uzviongorore iwe pachako kubva pazviri nguva nenguva.
Iwe unoita sei kana iwe uchigara muThailand kwenguva yakareba, pamwe yakawandisa?
1. Unotarisa kuruboshwe kaviri nekurudyi kaviri usati wayambuka mugwagwa unoenda kune imwe chete.
2. Wakatengera bargirl imba, kana nharembozha.
3. Unonakidzwa nekuona mitambo yeThai sipo paTV, unofunga kuti unoinzwisisa uye kuti mutambo wacho unofanirwa neOscar.
4. Unorara patafura uye unodyira pasi.
5. Unofunga kuti zvakajairika kunwa doro na09.00 a.m.
6. Unorunga hamburger yako nenam pla prik nepizza yako neketchup.
7. Hausati wagara pachigaro chakasimba mumakore mashanu.
8. Mupurisa anokumisa nemhosva diki wobva watora chikwama chako.
9. Mutekisi unogara uchitora chimwe chinhu kuti uverenge, kuitira kuti uve nechimwe chinhu chekuita kana zvichikutorera inopfuura hafu yeawa kuti ufambe isingasviki kiromita.
10. Unotakura amburera kuti usatsva nezuva.
11. Somunhu akatwasuka, unofamba wakabatana maoko neshamwari dzako dzakatwasuka.
12. Hauchashandisi deodorant asi talcum powder.
13. Iwe unofunga kuti karenda yakakosha kwauri kupfuura wachi.
14. Unofunga kuti zvingava pfungwa yakanaka kutanga yako resitorendi.
15. Unopfeka shangu dzepurasitiki kubvunzurudzo yebasa.
16. Unoona kuti zvese zvaunopfeka nekushandisa (hembe dzako, underwear yako, watch yako, maDVD ako, even Viagra yako) ndezvekunyepa.
17. Matsimba echimbuzi chako ndeako.
18. Iwe haugoni kuyeuka nguva yekupedzisira iwe wakapfeka tayi uye iwe unofunga safari jacket uye jeans sechipfeko chepamutemo.
19. Unoona kuti musikana wako ndiye tenzikadzi washefu wako.
20. Unotenga zvinhu kutanga kwemwedzi woenda nazvo ku pawnshop.
21. Pavanobvunza kuti chikafu cheThai chaunofarira chii, unoti: KFC.
22. Unotanga kuwana vakadzi vekuMadokero vanoyevedza zvakare.
23. Unoziva kuti hautombozivi kuti chii chiri kunyatsoitika.
24. Iwe unogara uine benzi grin pachiso chako.
25. Unodzokera kumba woshaya kuti mafarang ose aya anobvepi.
26. Unoona zvichifadza kuedza kupinda musimudzwa munhu asati abuda.
27. Hauchazvishaiwi kuti munhu anoita $200 pamwedzi anotyaira Mercedes sei.
28. Iwe unozviona sechikamu chechiitiko icho muchengeti anodzokorora kurongeka kwako chaizvo uye ipapo mubiki anogadzirira chimwe chinhu chakasiyana zvachose.
29. Haushamisike pakabuda vakomana vatatu vane manera ekuchinja girobhu.
Zvinyorwa: 1 kusvika 25: Jerry Hopkins, -Thailand Confidential 26 kusvika 29: Robert De Angel muPataya Mail ye02.09.2011
30. Unoseka stereotypical lists pathailanblog.nl 😉
Hahaha. Ndinoziva kuti ndagarawo pano kwenguva yakareba kwazvo. Uye chii chinoshamisa pakuisa ice mudoro rako? Uye handichashamisi musikana wangu paanotaura kuti “ndakanaka” sei.
4. – Unorara patafura uye unodyira pasi. (IKEA iri kure kure neIsaan.)
12.-Hauchashandisi deodorant asi talcum powder. (Kana iwe ukawaridza mubhedha wako mangwanani, unogona kutaura kuti wakarara mu (guruva) makore.)
17.-The tsoka dzechigaro chako chechimbuzi ndezvako. (Uye dhaka riri pauriri hwechimbuzi ndeyakowo.)
21.-Pavanobvunza kuti chikafu cheThai chaunofarira chii, iwe unoti: KFC. (Kana kumba nemasvosve ari patafura.)
30. Unozadza girazi rako redoro nemaice cubes usati wadira doro.
31. Iwe unosvibisa chena, rosé uye kunyange waini tsvuku nema ice cubes.
32. Pane nguva dzose mupumburu wepepa rechimbuzi patafura yako yekudyira.
33. Muchimbuzi chako hamuna chimbuzi, pane "spray" pamadziro.
34. Miti yepasi mumotokari yako yakafukidzwa nebepa rebrown rinotsvedza zvine ngozi pasi petsoka dzako.
35. Iwe unotanga chaizvo kutenda kuti zita rako rokutanga "fallang".
35. Unonyatsotenda kuti une maziso akanaka nokuti vasikana vechidiki vanoramba vachidzokorora.
35. Unozviona uri nyanzvi yemitauro yeAnglo-Saxon, iwe uchidzidzira wega "Coal English".
36. Kana mhuri yako kubva kuNetherlands pakupedzisira ichiuya kuzoshanya kamwe chete pamakore maviri uye iwe unopa kuvatora panhandare yendege, unotarisira kuti vabhadhare gasi;
37. Pakuenda kukero yepekugara unofanirwa kumira neTesco Lotus kuti urege vaenzi vako vaite zvekutenga kwemavhiki maviri; ivo pachavo vanogara kwemazuva matatu;
38. Kana mukavarega vachibhadharawo matangi maviri egasi rekubikisa paTesco Lotus nekuti kumba hakuna munhu, haushamise kuti pamavhiki matatu adarika wabika sei;
39. Zvakajairika kuti iwe uvanze pakarepo maviri emabhokisi matatu eChang mhuri yako yakatengwa kuseri kweshedhi yako;
40 Kana vashanyi vako vakabvunza nezve iwo mabhokisi eChang, iwe unotarisa-tarisa neupenzi kunyemwerera pachiso chako.
41. one of the family members is the owner of the motorbike in your shed, unokwanisa kuchovha nguva dzese, usina kurova eyelid unobvunza muenzi wako kuti inguva yekuti maintenance iitwe pa motorbike iyoyo.
42. Mudzimai/musikana wako ane mwana kubva kumurume weThai, unobhadhara mari yese yemwana iyeye pasina kunyunyuta, haumbobvunza zvakare kuti kune mumwe mubereki ane mutoro (baba) pane imwe nzvimbo anogona kubatsira pamitengo.
43. Kana iwe ukatsaukira kurudyi kana uchinge watsaukira kuruboshwe.
44. Kuedza kushandisa mari yausati wawana.
45. Vakatendeseka kwazvo, kunze kwekunge zvasvika kumhuri.
46. Tarisa bhini kana waitress afona.
47. Inomedza 20% yemazwi ese.
48. Shamba bvudzi rako kana kudya kwemanheru kuri patafura.
49. Usambofa watora foni mumatambudziko anokosha.
50. Ndiri kuenda kushanyira mhuri nemwanasikana wangu. Mwanasikana anova sekuru, vana tete 2, muvakidzani, vana vehanzvadzi 3 naambuya.
51 Usazeza kuteerera zano rouchenjeri.
52. Iti ka6 hapana dambudziko, kwete dambudziko ravo, dambudziko rako.
53. Mumwe munhu agara achizviita.
54. Mushure memakore gumi nemaviri isu hatisati taziva kuti ndiani ane pokutanga mumigwagwa.
47. 20%, ari makonzonendi ekupedzisira ezwi rimwe nerimwe.
Zvimwe zvishoma pamusoro pemutauro:
a- inoshandisa girama yako kune mumwe mutauro
b- hauchakwanisa kududzira makonzonendi maviri achitevedzana
c- anoziva uye anogona kutaura matoni akasiyana ezwi zvakakwana
d- unofunga kuti l na r zvinongo chinjana. Saka imwe nguva unoti arai? imwe nguva alai? asiwo: rottery panzvimbo yerotari. MaChinese haakwanise kutaura izwi rekuti r, Thais anogona, asi mumutauro wavo rinochinjika nerinoti l. Saka kana ukati: Ndiri kuenda kune imwe nyika, saka wakagara muChina kwenguva yakareba. Kana iwe ukati: Ini ndichagadzira yangu raundry, saka wakagara muThailand kwenguva yakareba.
Ingo wedzera:
Kwete. xx: kugara muBKK kwenguva yakareba kunoita kuti utarise Isaan pasi.
Isaan diki? 30% yevanhu vanogara imomo.
Isaan unreal? Zvakanaka, yaimbova yeLaos, asi mutauro wacho mukuru pane Pasaa Thai
Uye chimwezve chinhu: uku ndiko kunonakidza kupinda + maitiro andaverenga pathailandblog kusvika parizvino, maitiro aSlagerijVanKampen haasi panzvimbo, asi yako zvakatonyanya. Thailand yakakura chaizvo kupfuura BKK.
Kana iwe uchinyatsotora ruzhinji rwe (zvakanaka nenzira) hunoratidza seyakajairika.
Uri kuitei pano. Une waunofambidzana naye zvechokwadi here?
Cees,
Ndinosangana dzinenge dzese 54 points.
Asi ndizvo zvaunowana paunoenda kuzororo nemukadzi wako weThai kwemavhiki akati wandei gore rega kubva 1980.
Mutauro unotaurwa neni nomudzimai wangu muNetherlands wakaoma kunzwisisa kumunhu asiri kunze.
Kana ukasazvibata zvinoenderana nepoindi 1, mukana wekuti iwe usvike kune mamwe matanho mudiki zvakadaro.
-Sei iwe uchirega ambulensi iende pakutanga, kana murwere ari kukurumidza kudaro?
-Ini ndinofuratira mitemo yese yemigwagwa nekuti ndinoda kuva maminetsi mashanu pamberi pemaawa maviri kunonoka.
Zvino ngatitangei tidye, musikana wangu haasati agamuchira chikafu chake, asi ini ndiri kutanga
29. Haushamisike pakabuda vakomana vatatu vane manera ekuchinja girobhu.
Sei uchifanira kushamisika?
Kunze zvichida nekuda kwekuti pane kazhinji kanopfuura katatu.
Mumwe kuchinja mwenje, mumwe kubata manera uye kazhinji vanhu vaviri kana vatatu vanoongorora kana zvinhu zvose zviri kufamba zvakanaka.
Zvisinei, nokuti zvinhu zvose zvakafamba zvakanaka hazvirevi kuti rambi richabatidzwawo kana vaenda.
29. Haushamisike pakabuda vakomana vatatu vane manera ekuchinja girobhu.
Sei uchifanira kushamisika?
Zvichida nekuda kwekuti vanhu vatatu vakanga vatozviratidza panguva yakabvumirana?
55. Paunongosiya gonhi richivharika shure kwako, kunyange iwe uchiziva kuti pane ari kufamba shure kwako.
56. Nyangwe ukaziva kuti munhu iyeye ane maoko akazara.
57. Paunenge uchida kuzvisundira munzira dzese. Nguva dzose. Kwese kwese. Zvose nhangemutange.
58. Kana mubvunzo wako wekutanga uri 'wakambodya here?'
59. Uye mubvunzo wako wechipiri 'yakaita marii?'
Kana uchigara uri woga mumusha, usina ruzivo rwakakwana rwomutauro wacho, uye uchiramba uchiomerera kuti upenyu hwakanaka kwazvo ikoko, uye haudi kudzokera kunyika yako nokuda kwechimwe chinhu.
Zvese zvaunofunga kuti unoziva nezve nzanga yeThai, tsika nezvematongerwo enyika hazvisi chimwe chinhu kunze kweizvo mukadzi wako weThai kana mhuri yake inoda kana kukuudza.
Kana shamwari dzinobva kuEurope dzichiuya kuzokushanyira, mazwi mashoma akareruka, akadai sa "Sawadee Krap" kana "Mai pen rai" anopa fungidziro yekuti uri nyanzvi yeThai chaiyo uye munhu wese anoanzwisisa.
Iwe haugone kuita chero hurukuro, inova yakadzama, nekuti Chirungu chavo chakashata uye chiThai chako hachina kukwana, uye zvakadaro unoramba uchisimbirira kuti waita hurukuro inonakidza.
Paunodarika zvikumbaridzo panzvimbo pazviri
Kana iwe ukatora Buddhism zvakakomba kupfuura Thais uyo inonyanya kuitirwa mhemberero.
Kana iwe uchigona kuzvisimbisa iwe kuti 40 madhigirii muIsaan anonyanya kufadza kupfuura zuva rine makore ane nguva neapo muNetherlands.
Zvinoita sekunge ndanga ndisati ndavepo kwenguva yakakwana! Hahahaha
Ndinosangana nezvakawanda zvezvibodzwa izvozvo, saka ndinofunga kuti ndakatosimbiswa.
Nhamba 1 inonyanya kukosha kana iwe uchida kugara muThailand kwenguva yakareba.
Zvisinei, kurongeka kuruboshwe-kurudyi-kuruboshwe kurudyi, kana kurudyi-kuruboshwe-kuruboshwe-kuruboshwe, hakuna kukosha zvachose, nokuti mukana wekuti motokari inobva kuruboshwe, kana kurudyi mumugwagwa wenzira imwe chete, wakafanana.
paunoimba "yellow chiropa"
Zvikuru!!! Kaviri pasi apa!!
Kana iwe uchifunga muSchiphol: zvinoshamisa sei vanhu avo vanotaridzika pano (yaive muna 1993)
Kwete, wangove muThailand kwenguva yakakwana kana uine tariro
kukanda mapfumo pasi pakuda chero chinhu chipi zvacho, zvisinei nekuti hachikoshi sei
shanduko….555
paunotaura nemuThai kwemaminetsi gumi nemashanu mune yako yepamusoro Thai uye anofunga kuti unotaura Chirungu chisina kunaka.
Ndinocherechedza kuti ndichiri 100% farang ... hapana chandinoona chinoratidzwa mumafambiro angu ...
Panguva yekukurukurirana unonongedza vanhu uye zvinhu kumativi ese.
Ipapo iwe unonakidzwa nekudya kwako, kutsvedza uye kutsenga zvese nemuromo wako wakashama.
Kana wapedza kudya unoona kuti pakati pemazino pane chimedu chehuku, unochibvisa netoothpick, asi nekuda kwehunhu wakavharira muromo wakashama neruoko rumwe.
555
Josh K.
Unoda kunzi 'baba' kana 'shefu', izvo zvisina kujairika munyika yako.
Kuti unotyaira makumi masere pa scooter ine vanhu vatatu vasina ngowani uye vasina rezenisi rekutyaira.
Kuti mukadzi wako ari mugwara pane zvese kana kumbotaura hapana
Kuti iwe unopfeka cardigan munguva yechando kana kutonhora kuri 25 degrees
Kuti usaende kunotuhwina nekuti mvura yanyanya kutonhora
Kuti zvakaoma kutsanangura kuti unoda kudya, asi kwete mupunga
Zvekuti unoudza mukadzi wako nhasi ndirikuda mapotatoes iwe wowana dish rine mbatatisi. Uye mupunga.
Kuti iwe unoziva kuti 1 basa (hardware store, immigration service, hospital, etc.) inotora zuva rose
Kuti hausisiri kutya chiremba wemazino weThai
Iyo lao khao inonaka kwazvo
Kuti iwe unobva wagara patafura yevarume pamutambo
Kuti unofanira kucheka misumari yako vhiki imwe neimwe
Kuti ungorega vamwene vako vachikanda plastiki mumoto wakashama.
Idzo shamwari dzakangoerekana dzapinda mumba mako asi dzakangoerekana dzaenda zvakare
Ko kana mwana wako akadzidzwa chiRungu paweekend iwe wobvunza kuti akadzidza mazwi api echirungu iye oti Chirungu? Ndanga ndichipenda mukabhuku
Kuti mune mamwe maresitorendi vanofunga kuti unogona kudya zvese nemaoko ako
Kuti hapana anoita seane shamwari chaidzo, asi vese vanotarisa kune mumwe nemumwe
Kuti iwe unoziva zvakawanda nezveThailand kupfuura mukadzi wako
Iyo Facebook iri pano kuti igare muThailand
Kuti iwe unogona kurara husiku hwese kunyangwe ruzha rwembwa nemajongwe husiku hwese
Kuti kune imwe nzvimbo kune imwe nzvimbo zuva nezuva
Kuti mukadzi wako anotya nekuti kukiriniki kunoti mwana anorema pakati pe3 ne4 kilos uye anoti vana vakadai havapo zvachose.
Kuti watanga kufarira karaoke