Mapurisa eVashanyi muHua Hin ari kutsvaga vanozvipira…
Muhuduku hwangu (muHague) ndaigara ndichiudzwa kuti ndigare kure nemapurisa. Mushure mezvose, hauna kumboziva. MuThailand, kutenda uku kwakasimbiswa, nekuti kuongorora kwaiwanzoita kuti pave nefaindi, yakapihwa ku'homwe yevamiririri vanoshaya mari'. Nekuda kuziva, ini zvino ndasiya Mapurisa eVashanyi muHua Hin. Chikwata ichi chakaronga seminar yevanobva kunze.
Mapurisa eRoyal Thai Tourist akaiswa kuti abatsire vatorwa. Kuti uite izvozvo, maofficial emauto anofanirwa kugona mutauro wevatorwa, nepo farang iri mubvunzo inofanirwa kuratidza kumwe kunzwisisa kwemamiriro ezvinhu muThailand. Iroro idambudziko kumativi ose. Saka Mapurisa eVashanyi anofunga kuti anogona kugadzirisa matambudziko nevanozvipira vakawanda vekunze. Saka seminari, iyo yakapindwa zvakakwana nevatorwa vangangosvika makumi matatu, nhamba imwechete yevashanyi veThai uye vangangoita makumi maviri eVashanyi Mapurisa. Vaenzi vazhinji vaivepo, vakadai sameya weHua Hin, mutevedzeri wake, nhengo dzeLions Club neavo veWomen's Club.
Uyu wanga uri musangano wakabudirira here? Kwete chaizvo. Iyo nhanho yaifananidzwa neiyo yevarwere veAlzheimer mune yakakwira mamiriro ekuora. Chikamu chikuru chaive nevakuru vakapfeka yunifomu vachitorana mafoto, vaine kana vasina meya kana zvimwe zvinozivikanwa.
Mumwe mukadzi wedare akatsanangura kuti izvi zvakashanda sei, nemifananidzo yevashandi vese vepachikoro ichi. Mashoko aivawo (uye munyaya ino zvakare muchiRungu) akabatanidzwa mubhurocha rakapiwa. Zvisinei, mapepa ose ari pamusoro pepurojekita akaramba ari muchiThai. Saka yawn.
Mushure mezvo, mamwe mapurisa akakwaziswa netsamba yekutenda yakanyorwa kubva kuUS Immigration uye Customs Enforcement Agency nerubatsiro rwavo mukusungwa muna 2012 kwaPaul Caldwell, tsotsi rekuAmerica rairarama hupenyu hweumbozha muHua Hin. Mhemberero yacho zvakare yaifanira kurekodhwa nemifananidzo yakawanda.
Nguva yekuzorora isati yasvika (uye kudya kwemasikati kwakanaka), muongorori weImmigration akauya kuzotsanangura kuti mushanyi wese wekune dzimwe nyika anowana chitambi mupasipoti yake kana achipinda munyika uye chimwe paanenge achibva. Dzaive nhau huru...
Murume wacho akanga asingatauri Chirungu uye mushanduri wacho akaomerwa nokushandurira muchiGerman nechiRungu panguva imwe chete. Vamwe vanhu vokune dzimwe nyika vaivapo vakabvunza mibvunzo iri pachena, yakadai sokuti unofanira kuitei kana uri muchipatara. Ichi chikamu cheruzivo rwakagadzirira rwemutorwa wese anoshanyira Thailand, asi oh zvakanaka.
Mufaro nokuvhunduka zvakamuka apo mumwe murume wechiDutch aivapo akabvunza kana mumwe muzvipiri aiva neTourist Police akanga asingadi mvumo yebasa. Kutaura zvazviri, ndizvo zvazviri, asi varongi vakanga vasati vafunga nezvemubvunzo uyu. Nyaya yacho yakabva yapararira mumakoridho ekuti Mapurisa eTourist achapa kadhi iro munhu anenge asungwa anogona kuratidza.
Mushure mekudya kwemasikati takaedza kugadzira timu nekutamba mitambo isina musoro. Zvakanaka kune Thai ikozvino.
Mushure mezvo, vatori vechikamu musemina vachange vaine rudzi rwechitupa uye kapu ine logo yeTourist Police. Kukosha kwacho kwakajeka pakarepo apo mutori wechikamu aive panjodzi yekumiswa nemapurisa panguva yekumira kwemotokari munzira yekuenda kumba. Pfeka ngowani yako uye uenderere mberi, yakave iyo motto. Ndinosiya cap mumota kuti ndichengetedzeke. Uye chitupa futi...
Saka izvo zvisina maturo zvakafanana neChiang Mai, hapana inishuwarenzi kana paine njodzi, bhadhara yako yunifomu, bhadhara yako ID, hapana mvumo yebasa, hapana backup kubva kumapurisa chaiwo, oh, o, ita nepaunogona napo, ini ndinokunda. uye shure kwaizvozvo iwe uchapinzwa mhosva pamusoro penzira yakaora
Ini ndinofunga uku ndiko kuseka chaiko kweThai. Isu maDutch takanyanya-pasi-pasi kune izvozvo. ramba uchinyemwerera ndofunga
Hupenzi hushoma hweRoyal Thai Tourist Mapurisa kuve netarisiro yakakura kudaro yekubuda. Ini pachangu ndinofunga ivo vanowedzeredza avhareji farang zvishoma. Danho rekubatsira kune inogoneka yekudyidzana kufarira kunofanirwa kubva kunharaunda yekunze pachayo. Mamiriro ezvinhu, kukurudzira uye zvinotarisirwa zveavhareji expat neThai zvakaparadzana zvakanyanya.
Chero bedzi izvi zvisina kurongeka zvakanaka, purojekiti haizombobudiriri. Muchokwadi, kubvunzana kwekutanga kunogona kutotungamira kumhedzisiro yekuti chirongwa hachishande.
Zvakadaro ... iyo Royal Thai Tourist Mapurisa akange agamuchira rubatsiro rwekuronga seminar uye vakaita saizvozvo. Inosanganisira kudya kwemasikati nemitambo. MuNetherlands iyo ingadai iri kapu yekofi uye chidimbu chekeke nemitambo, iyo yatinodaidza kutamba mutambo wekutamba muNetherlands.
Asi hazvichinje chokwadi chekuti ndinoona mikana yekuti farang inogona kupa mupiro wakanaka. Asi izvo zvinoda kugadziridzwa, kutanga uye zvakanyanya, iyo farang. 🙂
Chinhu chakanaka chakanaka Hans, asi kana vavhoti vari verudzi rumwe chete, vakadzidza kugara kure nemapurisa, hazvizosvike chero chinhu. Vanhu vasina zvavakaita havafaniri kutya mapurisa. Iyo "nhanho yaifananidzwa neyevarwere veAlzheimer vari padanho rekuora".
Kuseka uku kwakachipa kunogona kukuseka, asi unokanganwa kuti wanga uri mumwe wavo.
Siya chivharo chako nechitupa mumotokari yako uye udada nazvo. Zviri nyore kuti zviongororwe.
Chii chiitiko chisingafadzi uye nyaya yakaipa ... inowanzoitika kubva kuWestern point of view, apo zvinhu zvose zvinofanira kufamba sewachi. Zvimwe zvinhu zvakafanana muThailand. Iwewo hautaure nezvazvo. Zvechokwadi iwe "zvepamutemo" unoda mvumo yekushanda. Asi kana ukazvipira kumapurisa, nyaya yacho yakasiyana. Vanodaidza pfuti! Ipapo hauzobvunza mibvunzo yakadaro zvachose.
Uye chii chaiva chinetso chemuiti wacho akanga ari mungozi yokumiswa munzira yokudzokera kumba? Akaita chimwe chinhu chakaipa here? Chii chinonetsa kana akasungwa? Izvozvo zvine chokuita nechinzvimbo chake here? Iwe wakasunungurwa kubva kune zvese zvisungo zvemutemo wetraffic nekepisi yakadai?
Munguva yandakagara muno muHua Hin, ndakamiswa katanhatu kana kanomwe uye kwete nekuti ndiri Farang, asi nekuti pakanga paine kumira kwakajairika. MUNHU wose akasungwa, vose vari vaviri Thais naFarang. Ndakanga ndakapfeka ngowani yangu, ndikaratidza chitambi changu chokutyaira ndokutenda zvakanaka ndokubvumirwa kupfuurira kutyaira.
Ndakangosangana nemupurisa akashata kamwe chete, asi izvo zvaive nekuti ndakaita chimwe chinhu chakapusa uye yaive mhosva yangu pachangu. Imwe nguva musikana wangu akaita U-turn kwaasina kubvumidzwa ndokubva tamiswa. Munhu ainyanya kugumbuka pamusoro peizvi aive wangu wandaida uye aifunga kuti mapurisa eThai aive akaipa. Murume wacho akanga achingoita basa rake! Mwana wangu aive wrong.
MuNetherlands, ndakamboteverwa nemapurisa maviri pamudhudhudhu zvekuti ndakatadza kutyaira ndichienda kurudyi, nekuti ndaifunga kuti vaida kundipfuura nekurudyi. Mushure mekutyaira pedyo pedyo neni kwemaminetsi mashomanana, ndaifanira kumira uye ndakapiwa faindi ye180 Euro nokuti ndakanga ndatyaira kuruboshwe kwenguva yakareba. Vashakabvu vakanga vakonzera izvi! Iyo sisitimu muNetherlands ine screw yakasununguka ... zvirinani pano zvinhu zvakanyanya hunhu.
Mumugwagwa wakapamhama, usina traffic yakawanda, isina dzimba kuruboshwe nekurudyi, asi zviri pamutemo mukati menzvimbo yakavakwa, waisabvumidzwa kutyaira nekukurumidza kupfuura makumi mashanu. Ndakanga ndichityaira makumi masere ndikamiswa nemapurisa, ndikawana faindi ye50 Euro uye ndakapotsa ndatorerwa rezinesi rangu rekutyaira! Handina kutomboziva kuti ndaimhanya kudaro uye kwaingova kureba kwemakiromita maviri chete!
KuGermany ndakadzingirirwa nomumwe mutyairi, ndakadzingirirwa ndokunamirwa nenzira yokuti ndakapotsa ndabhururukira mumadziro kana ndisina kunonoka zvikuru ndokutyaira ndichienda kurudyi, izvo zvakandiita kuti ndibonderane naye. Nemhaka yokuti handina kumirira mupengo uya ane ngozi, ndakatongerwa kubhadhariswa faindi ye2000 Euro uye kurambidzwa kutyaira kwemwedzi mitanhatu muGermany. Pandaiedza kuzvidzivirira, mutongi weGermany akati zviitiko zvakadaro zvakanga zvisipo muGermany uye kana ndikasanyarara, ndaizopiwa faindi yakawanda! Gweta rangu rakakwanisa kuderedza faindi ne400 Euro ... ndiyo yaive bhiri rake mushure. Mutyairi uya aida kundiuraya, asi ndakariwana!
Uye zvino mafaranga ari pano anoona zvisinganzwisisike kana vachifanira kubhadhara zana rebhaht, isingasviki 100 Euro, nekusapfeka ngowani kana kusave nerezinesi rekutyaira navo ... ZVINHU! Uye zvakaipa sei, nokuti akanga ari mungozi yokusungwa. Akasungwa here kana kuti haana? Pfeka ngowani yako uye kutyaira pamusoro ... saka uri right? Mumwe wandaizivana naye akambondiudza achidada kuti aingotyaira achiongorora. Uyuwo hunhu hwekusaremekedza zvachose!
Iniwo handifunge kuti mapurisa evashanyi anoshandiswa kuongorora traffic. Vanobatsira mapurisa eThai mukutsanangurira zvinhu kune vatorwa, kuitira kuti zvichida kunzwisisa kwakawanda kunogona kuratidzwa. Kana kuti pamwe zvakare kuita semurevereri pakati pemapurisa nemutorwa ari muchiitiko. Ndinotenda kwete kusunga, asi kubatsira… musiyano mudiki…