Kuremekedza mhuri yehumambo
Pasina chero chinodiwa, ndiri muSongTao ndakananga kuPattaya. Pane yekutanga T-junction, apo Soi Thepprasit anosangana neTappraya Road, mapurisa maviri ari kutungamira traffic yakabatikana. ISvondo masikati uye vashanyi vanobva Bangkok vanoda kudzokera kumba.
Ndisati ndasvika pamharadzano, mumwe wemapurisa anosimudza ruoko rwake. Tinofanira kumira. Hapana dambudziko, asi mushure memaminitsi mashoma iwe unova nemoyo murefu. Chiito chinotevera chevakuru chiri kuuya. Iyo traffic inoda kuenda kuPattaya kubva kuSoi Thepprasit inotumirwa zvisingaite yakananga kuJomtien. Chete traffic kubva kuPattaya ndiyo inogona kufamba zvakasununguka kuenda kuJomtien kana kutendeukira kuruboshwe kuSoi Thepprasit. Mushure memaminitsi mashoma, traffic iyoyo inomirawo.
Isu tanga takamira kwemaminetsi masere izvozvi uye ndinogona kufungidzira kuti chii chakakanganisika paJomtien's Beach Road ne traffic yese yakatumirwa ikoko vachipesana nezvavanoda uye pasina mubvunzo vanoda kudzoka. Mushure memamwe maminetsi maviri, mota yemapurisa inosvika ichibva kuPattaya ine matanda marefu nemasairini achirira. Anotendeuka kuruboshwe achipinda muSoi Thepprasit. Mamwe maminetsi maviri ekunyarara. Ipapo vatyairi vaviri vemidhudhudhu vanooneka, zvakare vane matanda akakwirira nemasirini, kubva kuPattaya. Takamira zvino kwemaminetsi gumi nemana. Ipapo chikonzero cheiyi traffic jam chinova pachena.
Mota nhanhatu dzemapurisa dzinobva munzira yePattaya, dzine matanda akakwirira. Kumashure kwayo kune mota diki yegrey, yaityairwa nemukadzi, uyezve dzimwe mota dzemapurisa nhanhatu. Zvese nekumhanya kwe70km paawa. Iyo convoy yese haityairi kuruboshwe, sezvainofanira, asi kurudyi rwemugwagwa. Vanonyangarika paSoi Thepprasit. Ipapo vakuru vaviri ava vanobva panzvimbo uye mhirizhonga inovapo. Ndava kuziva chiitiko chose kubva pane zvakaitika kare. Mumwe wemachinda anofarira kutyaira mota iye uye dzimwe nguva anouya kuzotenga muPattaya. Uyezve mazana emapurisa anobatanidzwa kuvhara nzira yese kune chero imwe traffic.
Unoremekedza mhuri yehumambo kana kuti hauna. Zvichiri nani, nenzira.
Zvakapusa, handina respect nazvo. MuPhuket zvakangofananawo kana makurukota kana nhengo dzemhuri yehumambo vari muPhuket, vanotyaira vachimhanya (Volvo, Mercedes uye) nePhuket Police injini pamberi, nyanga inoramba yakadzvanywa uye munhu wese anomanikidzwa kumira. motokari dzinopfuura pasina kunonoka.
Handinzwisise mhinduro iyi. Kuremekedza mhuri yehumambo kwakadzika midzi pakati pevagari veThai kwemakumi emakore. Iwe neni tiri uye ticharamba tiri vaenzi muThailand uye tinongofanira kuchinjira kune idzi tsika dzeThai. Iwe ndiwe aniko ungati kuseka uku? Nenzira, hazvina kusiyana muHolland, nhengo dzemhuri yehumambo nevamwe vanoremekedzwa vanogashirawo mapurisa ekuperekedza uye mharadzano dzinovharirwawo. Shanda muThe Hague uye uwane izvi nguva dzose. Hapana dambudziko zvachose.
Zvino pamwe muThailand yese, muno muChiang Mai ndaive nayowo gore rino, pandakabuda muAirport Plaza. Ndakafunga kuti ndicharega vanhu 1.000 vachipinda. “Munhu wacho” akanga ari kure nokuvapo. Asi kwete, kutambura uye kutambura ... Ndakanga ndakamirira kumberi, zvakaratidzika kwandiri zvishoma.
Ha Ha! Zvichida izvo zvichaitikawo muNetherlands, ine colone yakadaro mukana wekudhumhana nenhengo dzemhuri yedu yehumambo wakanyanya kushoma.
Izvi zvichachinja nekuraira kwaMambo. Pachange pasisina zvekutengesa munguva pfupi iri kutevera. Motokari icharamba iripo, asi, sezvandinozvinzwisisa, inosangana nematambudziko emigwagwa akafanana neSomchai nePet. Huzzah!
Ini pachangu, ndinofunga kuti colone inofanira kuenderera mberi. Zvaizobatsira chete kana mapurisa aonawo kuti mhirizhonga yemumigwagwa yagadziriswa.
Uye zvingavewo zvinobatsira kana mapurisa nemaamburenzi vakangoshandisa mwenje unopenya uye siren pazvinenge zvakakodzera. Asi kunyange munzira kuenda kumba shebhang yese inouya......
- Mambo Bhumibol ane hanya nematambudziko emigwagwa anokonzerwa nemotokari dzehumambo. Pakusimbirira kwake, mitemo yakasununguka. Hapana chinoshanduka panzendo dzepamutemo; nzendo dzepachivande. Somuenzaniso, mumigwagwa ine mikoto miviri, motokari zvino inogona kuramba ichienda kune rimwe divi; haichavharwi. Mabhiriji evanofamba netsoka acharamba akavhurika kwenguva yakareba, maU-turn viaducts haachavharwi uye nguva inomiswa traffic ichaderedzwa.
(Kwakabva: Nhau kubva kuThailand - Chikunguru 3, 2012, thailandblog.nl)
Zvakanaka, mambo ataura mashoko akachenjera uye akanaka anodiwa. Izvozvo zvinoratidza kuti murume akanaka uyu haanzwi ari nani kupfuura chero ani zvake uye kuti anoremekedza vanhu zvikuru. Ndizvo zvazvinofanira kuva, nokuti unozviwanazve zvakapetwa kagumi. Zvinosuruvarisa, vezvematongerwo enyika havaiti nguva dzose chimwe chinhu pamusoro peizvi (funga nezvehurukuro pamusoro pechimwe chinyorwa chebumbiro).
Kungonzwa kubva mudunhu. Hapana kushanya kwehumambo kana tambo pano, asi kushanyirwa nguva nenguva kubva kumakombi akadzimwa aine maVIP.Vakuru vehurumende vanobva kune mumwe musha vanoshanyira mumwe musha. Mapurisa mashoma pamidhudhudhu kana mota dzine masairini nemwenje ichirira kumberi nevakuru vasara kumashure. Dzimwe nguva kwete imbwa kuti ionekwe mumugwagwa iwoyo wepurovhinzi. Inonakidza, asi VIP yakakodzera.
Uyewo nguva dzose akanaka mavara VIP mabhazi 2, 3 kana 4 mumutsara, kubva Vientiane, Nongkhai munzira inoenda Udon uye mberi. Mujaho uri 130 km mumugwagwa waunotenderwa kutyaira makumi masere, mapurisa pamberi neshure, achisundidzira munhu wese kunze kwemugwagwa nekudonhedza U turns. Handizivi kuti vanhu zana varipi mumabhazi iwayo. Asi zviri nani ubve munzira.
Nyika yakachenjera, kukudzwa kwenyika. Kuremekedza Mhuri yehumambo kwakakosha zvakanyanya pano. Ah uye zvakaipa here kuti kumirira nguva nenguva? Masvondo mashoma apfuura muno zvakare muChiang Mai, ndakafunga kuti kwaive kuona kwakanaka zvakare... mota dzose dziya nemidhudhudhu iri padivi, mahemeti akadzimwa uye akamirira mudhudhudhu waipfuura nekumhanya kwemheni. Ini handina dambudziko nazvo zvachose kana izvi zvikaitika.
Ini ndinonzwisisa kuti matanho ekudzivirira anotorwa kana mhuri yehumambo ikashanya, asi izvi zvinogona kuitwa nehungwaru uye kwete kukanganisa traffic yese.
Uye usaise mukuru pamamita makumi mashanu ese semuChiang Mai, dzimwe nguva hausi kuona chero mapurisa.
Zvakawanda zvichiri kuda kuchinja muThailand
Ini ndajaira kune aya marudzi emamiriro ezvinhu muPattaya, ayo anoperekedzwa ne "kuremekedza" kumhuri yehumambo.
Asi pandakaona zvimwe zvakafanana makore 9 apfuura, pandakanga ndichangotamira kuThailand, shaya yangu yakadonha nekushamisika.
Ndakanga ndichifamba zvishoma nezvishoma mumugwagwa wemahombekombe masikati, apo runyararo rwakangoerekana rwavhiringidzwa nemuridzo dzinenge zana dzemapurisa, zvichiteverwa nekurira kukuru kwemasairini kubva kumotokari dzemapurisa.
Yakaerekana yasviba nemapurisa pamidhudhudhu, nekuti migwagwa yese yaienda kumugwagwa wemahombekombe yakavharwa.
Ipapo mudhudhudhu wemidhudhudhu nemota dzemapurisa wakaoneka, zvichiteverwa nemota dzeumbozha shoma, sezvatsanangurwa munyaya iri pamusoro.
Takamira pamberi peRoyal Garden, nzvimbo yokutenga yeumbozha.
Mumwe mukadzi mukuru, wezera repakati nepakati akabuda muchiredhi chekutanga cheumbozha.
Musuwo wakamuvhurirwa nemupurisa angangove mukuru zvikuru nekuti aive netambo dzegoridhe dzinenge makumi mana pamapendekete ake.
Ndakatadza kuziva kuti akapotsa aenda kumabvi ake achivhura gonhi kuti zvainge zviri zvekuremekedza here kana kuti goridhe rese riya raiva pamapendekete ndiro raiva rakonzeresa.
Mupawose chaive chitarisiko chakanaka.
Pandakazobvunza kuti angave ani aive akonzera bopoto, ndakaudzwa kuti aimbove Muchinda weCrown ane imba yekugara pedyo nePattaya, uye kuti zvaigoneka kuti vaitenga.
Handizive kana zviri izvo, asi ndakazoona kashoma kuti Sukhumvit Road muPattaya yakavharwa kuitira parade yakadai, uye traffic yese yakaoma mitezo.
Sezvineiwo hazvina kumbobvira zvaita dambudziko kwandiri.
Kunze kwenguva imwe chete, rakapotsa rava dambudziko.
Ndakanga ndiri mutekisi ndichienda kunhandare yendege muBangkok, yainzi Don Muan.
Kamwe kamwe mugwagwa wakavharwa pane imwe yenzira dzemhete muBangkok uye motokari dzakaoma.
Sekureva kwemutyairi, zvakazovewo chikamu chemhuri yehumambo.
Ndakanga ndatotanga kudikitira ndokuona kutiza kwandainge ndaita kuNL kuchidonha nemumakorokoza.
Mutyairi ainyatsonzwisisa izvi uye akanetseka munzira yekukurumidzira kuenda kumugwagwa wekubuda, zvekuti takasvika pakubuda uye, kunyangwe nenzira yakareba, takasvika panhandare yendege munguva.
Mutyairi wacho akawana zano roupenyu hune chinangwa.
Leo Bosch.
Respect? Ndine shamwari zhinji dzeThai uye havana ruremekedzo nazvo zvachose. Zvinoita sekunge vanhu vazhinji vechiDutch vane ruremekedzo rwakawanda pamusoro payo kupfuura kumhuri yedu yehumambo vasingadi mamiriro akadaro zvachose. Strange.
Tichifunga nezvekushaikwa kwejekerere mukushandiswa kwemutemo welèse-majesté, ruremekedzo nekutya zvakabatana zvisingaparadzanisiki.