Mamwe majee eThai
Tino Kuis akashandura zvakare akati wandei echiThai majee muchiDutch.
Kuvheneka makenduru mutemberi kunobatsira chaizvo
Varoorani vasina vana vanobvunza mumongi anoremekedzwa. “Oo,” vanodaro Reverend Father, “Zvakanaka. Ndichakurumidza kuenda kutemberi ine mukurumbira muBangkok uko makenduru anowanzobatidzwa nevakadzi vanoda kuita vana. Zvinoita sezvinobatsira zvishoma. Zviri nani usauye neni nekuti ndichave nemakore gumi nemashanu ndisipo. Ndichakubatidza makenduru. Vaviri vanomirira mumongi katatu vobva vatenda kuenda kumba.
Makore gumi namashanu gare gare mumongi anodzokera kumusha kwaakaberekerwa. Anoyeuka vaviri vakanga vasina vana uye anoenda kunovashanyira. Anowana vana vanenge gumi vane ruzha, vehukuru hwakasiyana, uye amai chete.
"Murume wako aripi?: anobvunza mumongi nekufarira. “Haiwa uyo,” vanodaro amai vacho, “akaenda kuBangkok nezuro kunodzima makenduru!”
Ndazviwana
Mumwe murume anoudza mukadzi wake kuti ari kuenda kunobata hove kwevhiki kuKanchanaburi neshamwari. Anomukumbira kuti arongedze bhegi racho uye kuti agadzirire bhegi racho nezvinhu zvokubata hove. "Uye usakanganwa kuwedzera mapijama eblue," anowedzera kudaro.
Kwapera vhiki murume wacho anodzoka achifara chose uye achifara. Apo mudzimai wake anobvunza kuti zvakanga zvakaita sei, anoti: “Sanoek dumbu iro. Kubata hove zhinji. Asi sei wakakanganwa kuisa mapijama ebhuruu musutukesi? “Ipapo mudzimai wake akati: “Ndakaiisa mubhegi rine zvinhu zvokuraura nemhaka yokuti sutukesi ine zvipfeko yakanga yakazara chose chose.”
Vashandi
Murume mukuru ane makore makumi mapfumbamwe anoroora ruva rechidiki. Mushure memwedzi mipfumbamwe vanoenda kwachiremba vese. "Mukadzi wangu ane pamuviri." anodaro murume.
Chiremba anovatarisa vose vari vaviri obva ati: “Ndichakuudzai imwe nyaya, nyatsoteererai. Imwe harahwa yakakanganwa yakambofamba musango. Panzvimbo pepfuti, akangoerekana atora amburera yake chete. Pakarepo ingwe inosvetuka kubva mumakwenzi. Anosvika neamburera yake neBANG, nepfuti yekutanga ingwe inowira pasi.
“Izvozvo hazvibviri,” anodaro mukweguru, “mumwe munhu anofanira kuva akauya kuzonunura.”
“Eya, hongu,” anodaro chiremba. "Ndinofungawo saizvozvo."
Kuwedzera rubatsiro
Musikana achangoroorwa anofamba neshamwari. "Maswera sei muri vaviri?" anobvunza achifarira. “Zvakanaka,” musikana wacho anopindura kudaro, “Ndichamubetsera kuva mirioni.”
“Zvakanaka, zvakanaka kwazvo, vavariro yakanaka,” murume wacho anorumbidza kudaro, “asi kana ndikabvunza, iye zvino chii?”
"Unogona kubvunza izvozvo," anodaro musikana, "iye zvino ava bhirioni."
Kunyoresa pamwedzi
Rector weyunivhesiti anotaura neboka revadzidzi vegore rekutanga. Anodongorera mumba.
“Tine dzimba dzevadzidzi mbiri pano, yevakadzi neyechirume. Kana mukadzi akabatwa mumba mevarume kana zvinopesana, kune faindi ye500 baht yekutanga mhosva, chiuru chebhaht chechipiri uye 1000 baht yechitatu. Kunzwisisa? Pane mibvunzo here?"
Mumwe murume wechidiki anosimuka. “Khaocai, khraphom, acaan. Asi hapana here kunyorera pamwedzi?"
Murume wangu akashaya last week. Tave tiri tese kubvira 1951. Ava pedyo nokufa, vana vangu vatanhatu vakaita zvose zvavaigona kuti kufa kwake kunakidze. Pane imwe nguva mwanakomana wangu mukuru anobvunza kuti: “Baba, ndingakupai ndebvu rakanaka here?” Uko murume wangu anosetsa nguva dzose anopindura, kuti: “Aiwa, aiwa, usazvinetse, muvigi achaita izvozvo nokukurumidza.”
Chimwe chinhu zvakare:
Musikana anokumbira mukomana wake kuti abatane nevabereki vake kuzodya manheru eChishanu manheru. Nemhaka yokuti iri idanho guru, musikana anozivisa kuti anoda kubuda naye pashure ndokuzorara naye kekutanga. Mukomana anofara zvisingaite, asi haana kumborara nemusikana. Saka anoenda kupharmacy kunotora makondomu. Mushandi wemishonga anobatsira zvikuru uye kweawa anoudza mukomana zvose nezvebonde nemakondomu. Pakubhadhara, mufesi anobvunza kana mukomana achida paki yevatatu, gumi kana makumi maviri. Mukomana anoda paki yemakumi maviri, sezvo ino inguva yake yekutanga uye ichamuchengeta akabatikana kwechinguva. Manheru iwayo mukomana anosvika pamba pevabereki, musikana ndokuvhura musuo. Anoda zvikuru uye vanobva vagara pasi patafura. Mukomana wacho anobva angoti anamate ogara pasi akarereka musoro. Zvakadaro mushure memaminitsi gumi. Pashure pokunge agara akakotamisa musoro wake kwemaminitsi makumi maviri, musikana wacho anozembera kwaari ndokuti, “Handina kumboziva kuti munonamata zvakadaro!” Mukomana wacho anopindura kuti, “Handina kumboziva kuti baba vako vaiva mugadziri wemishonga!”
Handinzwisise mapyjama eblue aya
Ndiyo yaive Sunday yake yekuenda out mapyjamas.
Haana kana kumboenda kunoraura, zvimwe angadai akaona mapyjama eblue aye ari muhove.
Saka haana kumboenda kunobata hove vhiki iroro uye iye (neshamwari?) zvimwe akaita chimwe chinhu icho mudzimai wake aisafanira kuziva nezvazvo.
Joke rakanaka Theo.
Zvakaipa Theo, tora nzvimbo yemurume munyaya kwechinguva, tevera zviitiko uye iwe uchazvinzwisisa zvachose. Mudzimai uyu akanga aine muredzi pachirauro chaipo. Joke rakanaka Martien.
NicoB
Murume, ane makore makumi mapfumbamwe, anoda kuroora mukadzi akanaka wemakore makumi maviri ekuThai. Mumongi anoti; “Asi mudiwa, pazera rako uchiri kuroora…” “Hungu,” murume wacho anopindura kudaro, “ndakamirira kusvikira vana vafa.”
zvikuru!!!
Imwe yakanaka: muKorat muresitorendi yehotera:
Une waini here? Ndichatarisa
akadzoka: Hongu, kwete iva hongu
Mubvunzo wedu une waini hongu kana kwete?
Mhinduro :
kwete, hongu
Takaita hurukuro muBangkok muOn Nhut muresitorendi. Kukurukurirana nemurungu
Unobva kuU.K.? (zvinonzi joe kai
Mhinduro:
hongu, unoziva sei kuti ndiri ngochani?
Kana ukabvunza "hauna waini here?" (nekuti yanga isiri pamepu pamwe) pachine pfungwa mumhinduro.
Ipapo hongu yekutanga inoratidza kuti mhedziso yekuti hakuna waini ndeyechokwadi.
Iko "kwete" ndiko kuramba kuve newaini.
Hongu yekupedzisira zvakare inosimbisa mhedzisiro yako, kana kuti "kwete vane".
Iyo "kwete" kumubvunzo wechipiri inogonawo kuve kuramba kwe "hongu have".
Iyo Thai hongu uye kwete inoturikirwa zviri nani seyakanaka uye isiriyo.
Kuti hongu uye kwete zvinogadzira nyonganiso kana mubvunzo wabvunzwa zvisina kunaka.
Hauna waini here?
Hongu (fungidziro yako ndeyechokwadi, ini zvirokwazvo handina waini)
Kwete (wakanganisa, ndine waini)
zvirokwazvo
ivimbiso yakanaka yemubvunzo usina kunaka.
mukuona kwangu chokwadi chakazara
Bart
hongu, hatina mabanana…..
Ini ndinofunga kuseka nezve bhirioni kunonakidza neyakagadziridzwa zvishoma chikamu chekupedzisira chejee:
Panzvimbo ye:
"Zvakanaka, zvakanaka, chinangwa chakanaka," murume wacho anorumbidza, "asi kana ndikabvunza, iye zvino chii?"
"Unogona kubvunza izvozvo," anodaro musikana, "iye zvino ava bhirioni." unquote
Ndinofunga zvingava zvakanaka kutaura:
"Ichi chinangwa chakanaka asi chakaoma kuita!" anodaro murume. “Hazvina kumbooma,” anodaro musikana wacho, “iye zvino ava bhirioni.”
Tichiri pazviri: 'bhirioni' harisi izwi rechiDutch 😉
….hongu, uye izwi risiri iro. Iye 'bhirioni' anofanira kunge ari 'bhirioni'.
Maita basa nemaintermezzo Tino akanaka aya.