Diary yaMaria (Chikamu 16)
Maria Berg (72) akaita kuti chishuvo chizadziswe: akatamira kuThailand muna Gumiguru 2012 uye haazvidembi. Mhuri yake inomuti mukuru weADHD uye anobvuma. Maria akashanda semuchengeti wemhuka, mukoti wevadzidzi, mutyairi weamburenzi yemhuka, mukadzi bartender, mutariri wezviitwa mukuchengetwa kwemasikati uye semutarisiri C mukuchengeta pamba. Akanga asina kunyanya kugadzikana, nokuti aigara muAmsterdam, Maastricht, Belgium, Den Bosch, Drenthe uye Groningen.
Mushini wekusona
MuNetherlands ndakagamuchira muchina wokusonesa wekare weSinger sechipo. Saka ndinorishandisa nguva dzose uye ndinorifarira sezvarinoita. Vakagadzira zvifukidziro zvemubhedha wangu, zvipfeko zvakarukwa, unozvipa zita. Pakarepo hapasisina kufamba.
Zvino izvo zvakangofanana nemopepi kana mota, zvinongofanira kushanda! Ndoita sei manje? Ndakatora chikamu chese chekusonesa ndokumwaya zvese negaba reWD-40. Bhazi iri rinoti zvose zvinenge zvanamira zvichasunungurwa nezvinhu izvi.
Zvisingadaviriki zvakabuda mazviri, pamwe muchina uyu hauna kucheneswa kwemakumi emakore. Shinda nezvidimbu zvejira. Kana zvinhu zvese zvachena, ndakazvibatanidza zvakare uye…hazvisati zvashanda. Hazvinei kuti ndaiedza chii, handina kukwanisa kuita kuti ifambe. Ipapo usazvitarise, handinzwe kuda kutsamwa.
Mushure memazuva mashoma ndakagara pasi zvakare ndokupfapfaidza gumbo nechigaba changu chekupfapfaidza chishamiso ndokuchirega chichishanda kweawa. Aimhanya sechitima futi. Ndakafara chose, kunyange zvazvo ndainzwa kurerukirwa zvandakanga ndisati ndambozvifunga.
Murume akanaka
Mutsamba yangu yevarume veThai, murume akanaka pahofisi yekubvakacha aive mumwe munhu wandaizoda kudya naye. Zvino ndaifanira kupinza bepa kuhofisi kuya ko ndakadhumana nani? Ndizvozvo, murume akanaka. Ndakatanga kukurukura naye uye ndakashinga kumukoka kuzodya masikati. Akabvuma kukokwa.
Ndaivepo nemwanakomana wangu, saka takaenda kuresitorendi tiri vatatu. Ndichiri kufunga kuti aive akanaka uye aive achiri nenzwi rakanaka. Pakudya, iye nomwanakomana wangu vakatanga kutaura nezvemarudzi ose ezvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana. Chokwadi ndichamuona zvakare, mwanakomana wangu akamukoka.
The red surprise
Imbwa dzichiri mhenyu pakabva papindawo mugadheni mangu mhungu yakatsvuka yakatamba nembwa zvakanaka ikarega Kwibus ichimuzvuzvurudza gadheni rose. Nekuda kwehuvepo hwembwa, chikafu chetomcat chaive patafura yebindu. Izvozvi hapasisina imbwa, chikafu ichocho chiripo. Pane imwe imba zvakare patafura iyoyo, pandinoisa chikafu kana mwaka wemvura watanga zvakare.
Kweinenge mwedzi nehafu, tomcat yanga ichiunza imwe ginger katsi. Pamwe chete vanomirira kuti vapihwe zvokudya. Tomcat iri pedyo uye katsi inonyara iri kure. Iye zvino katsi yekudyira inovhura na6 o'clock mangwanani. Kana ndiri pave paya, vari kuchema vasingashiviriri. Ndofunga vanosheedzera kana ndichida kukurumidza.
Masvondo maviri apfuura, kunenge kusisina kujeka uye handisati ndanyatsomuka. Ndinofamba ndichienda kugarden table kunoisa chikafu. Mumba makarara. Mabhora matatu akatsvukira akatsvuka emavhiki mashoma ekuzvarwa anonditarisa nemaziso mahombe. Saka katsi tsvuku number 2 ndimai vavo. Hongu, uye unoita sei ipapo? Ndaive netende remabiko rakaiswa pamusoro petafura svondo rapfuura, saka kana mhuri ichaoma kana mvura yatanga.
Mhino nhamba 2
Kune vanhu pasi rose vasingagutsikani nemhino dzavo. Vanobva vafunga kuti achinje. Heino runyorwa rwevanhu vane mukurumbira vakachinjwa mhino dzavo:
- Michael Jackson kakawanda
- Charles Aznavour kamwe
- Juliet Grego kagumi, unoverenga izvo chaizvo
- Silvester Stalone kaviri
- Cher kamwe
- Jaimi Lee Curtis kamwe chete
- Uye vanhu vakasiyana vakandipoteredza.
Zvino ini ndinogara muThailand, kwandiri nyika ine mhino dzakanaka uye fungidzira chii? Chakandishamisa apawo kusagutsikana nemhino. Inowanzoonekwa sediki uye inoitwa yakareba. Zvinoshamisa kuti vanhu vakawanda havagutsikani nemhino dzavo.
Nyoka?
Takanga tisipo nemuroora wangu akandiperekedza nemota. Ndinogara ndichisiya magonhi emapuranga ekunze akavhurika, asi ndinokiya chete magonhi emesh. Muvakidzani akataura nemuroora wangu, ndaifanira kuvhara magonhi emapuranga, nyoka yakanga yaedza kupinda. Muroora achivhunduka.
Chakandishamisa hachina kuudzwa kuti muhombe here kana kuti mudiki, hapana kana color yakataurwa, hapana kana. Ndakabva ndati inga yaive hose yebindu nekuti iri padhuze nemusiwo ndakatoseka hangu. Izvozvo zvakava zvakaipa zvachose, ndingadai ndakazvitora serious. Parizvino ndichangonamatira kune hose yebindu,
The bhendi
Mamwe mangwanani pandakada kuchovha bhasikoro ndichienda kuchitoro chikuru, chinhambwe chinenge makiromita mashanu, vhiri rangu repamberi rakaponja. Hapana dambudziko, ndakabvisa vhiri nechubhu yemukati ndokutanga kushanda nebhokisi rangu rekugadzirisa matai kubva kuNetherlands.
Taped vhiri, rega riome kwemaawa maviri uye udzorere matai zvakare. Ndichiri kufefetera, kurira kukuru uye vhiri rakanga risina chinhu zvakare. Izvozvo zvakati vhundutsa. Mavhiri akabviswa zvekare, chubhu yemukati yainge yaita mamvemve chaiwo. Ndaizviona ndimene ndichivharirwa kumba kutozosvikira matepi atumirwa kubva kuNetherlands.
Sezvinei, ndakatora muroora wangu uye vhiri rakaponja kuchitoro chebhasikoro. Muroora wangu akaratidza vhiri uye murume webhasikoro akabvunza: unoda vangani? Yakazorodzwa sei, yaitengeswa pano, makumi mashanu baht imwe neimwe. Akatenga maviri ndokudzokera kumba. Ivhavha yacho yakawanda kwazvo, asi kana ndikachengeta ruoko rwangu papombi, ndinogona kuzadza tira rangu, nerufaro, ndinogona kuenda kupi zvako zvakare.
Mvura yekutanga
Mvura yekutanga yekunaya musi weMugovera, ine dutu nekutinhira. Saka tende remabiko rakaiswa panguva chaiyo uye rakamira dutu. Zvese zvakaramba zvaoma, kusanganisira mabhora matsvuku.
Makiromita gumi mberi, kune chikoro, kwandinomboenda, zvinhu zvakafamba zvishoma. Denga rekireshi rakakuvadzwa zvakanyanya. Iro rombo rakanaka kuti zvakaitika neMugovera, vana vawana nguva, saka hapana kukuvara.
Diary yaMaria (chikamu 15) yakaonekwa muna Kukadzi 26.
Yakatumirwa kutaurirana
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Ndakanakidzwa zvakare Maria, thanks! Chishamiso chitsvuku chakadaro chiri nani pane kushamisika kwegirinhi (nyoka), asi nerombo rakanaka hauzviregi uchinyengerwa!
Kwaziwai Maria,
Zvinogara zvichinakidza kuverenga dhayari rako!
Unonyora zvakanaka uye sehupenyu.
Kwangosara mwedzi 8 uye ipapo ini nemudiwa wangu Cecilia tichadzoka mune yako neyedu
nyika inodiwa. Sezvineiwo nguva dzose chete kwemwedzi miviri
Kwaziwai,
Bob
Maria, imwe nyaya yakanaka.
Uchiri kutora murume wacho here?
Mirira uchitarisira uye ndiri kuda kuziva nezve imwe inotevera nemurume kubva kune emigration service.
Hose yebindu – hosi – handiti rakanga risiri vhiri rebhasikoro riya?
Ndinotarisira kutumira kwako kunotevera.
Mhoro Maria,
Ndakanakidzwa nekuseka kwako kunoshamisa zvakare.
Gara uchitarisira zvidimbu zvako.
Ini nemurume wangu (tinenge) takakurumidza kushevedzera kuti "akatenga tende repati yemakitsi"
Ndinofunga kuti mhuka dzesango dziriko dziri kufara zvikuru nekuvapo kwenyu.
Chete, ndaifunga kuti ndangobvisa mhino phobia, iwe uchataura zvese izvo zvekugadzirisa zvakare.
Saka izvi zviri kuseka zvakare.
Nzeve nemhino zviri mune imwe nzira kana iwe ukatarisa kubva kudivi, saka zvinotora imwe nhamburiko.
Uye hongu, vakadzi vechiThai vanowanzova ne "chikamu chakanyura" pabhiriji remhino yakazadzwa, kune imwe mhuno yeEurope.
Ini ndinofunga kuti muchikamu chinotevera (2 mberi) iwe uchave uine chaiyo katsi koloni.
Tinadzo pano ari matatu saizi, anoti SML neExtra Large, kana kuti ndiamai nababa.
Uye vane nyama yemombe pamwe chete.
Vehukama uye neruzha rwakawanda.
Kuchemerera nekupopota ndinewe ipapo.
Kwete kwechinguva ikozvino uye ndezvekuti 2 katsi dzakaita nharo huru uye dzaida kurwisana nayo kunze kweimba yedu.
(At at least that's my idea. Havasati vapora kubva mukuvhunduka)
Ndakagara kuseri kwePC ndinonyatsoona 2 kupenya kunomhanya munzira yedu yesandstone nekukurumidza uye ndakanzwa 2 splashes.
Vaimhanya mhanya kudaro handifunge kuti vainge vaona dziva redu.
Yechipiri yakairova yakaita kuti isvikirwe mberi zvishoma.
Handisati ndamboona muhupenyu hwangu kuti katsi inoshambira sei kubva mumvura uye inokambaira ichibuda.
Zvino ndava kunzwisisa kuti mashoko okuti "unoita sekatsi yakadhakwa" anobva kupi
Hazvina kutaridzika zvakanyanya.
Kana ivo vakaoneswa 220 volts negumbo rimwe.
Ndakanga ndiri mushishi pamusoro peizvi.
Handina kumbobvira ndatarisira kuti izvi zviitike kune katsi.
Saka murume wangu ava kuita chimwe chinhu kuti avhare kupinda ikoko kubindu.
Asi ndinofunga kuti mhuka idzi dziri pano dziri kupisa mwedzi gumi nemiviri pagore, kureva kuti dzine pamuviri, saka tomcats w.....uye dzakakonzera tsaona pano.
Handikwanise kucheuka pasina kamukomana kaya kumhanya mhanya zvakare.
Pachave neakawanda, asi 1 mukadzi anonyanyisa.
Kutarisira chikamu chako chinotevera.
vakomana,
LOUISE
Yakanaka katsi nyaya, unogona kuiisa zvakanaka, unogona kunyora bhuku.
Maria,
Ndakanganwa kutaura.
Kana iwe ukabatanidza nyaya idzi dzese, pamwe nekutanga, umo iwe uri mushishi kutora danho rakakura kuenda kuThailand, izvi zvinogona kugadzira bhuku rakanaka kwazvo.
Nekuti haugone kundiudza kuti izvi zviri kuitika muNetherlands pasina kukanganisa, zvinhu zvinonakidza, zviitiko zvinonakidza,
njodzi etc. yapfuura.
Zvisinei??
LOUISE
Hi Maria, ndaora moyo, une mumwe murume waunofunga? Ndinogona kunge ndiri mudiki, asi ndakafunga kuti taizoita chimwe chinhu pamwe chete muNetherlands. Asi hey, ndiani anoziva? Uye shoko pamusoro pemuchina wako wokusonesa; amai vangu vane Singer, mainini vane Singer uye sisi vangu mushini wekusona. Ndinovimba kukuona muNetherlands munguva pfupi.
Mhoro Maria, nesu muDrenthe katsi yese tsvuku ndeye tomcat, muTh- zvakasiyana here? kana kuti zvimwe vakomana vaviri uye vana vokurera?
Chidimbu chakanaka nenzira, ndinovimba une nguva yakanaka ikoko, muna Chikunguru tichava neVac-in Th- zvakare kwemwedzi, ini ndichazunungusa yega yega katsi tsvuku kuti ndione kana ichirira / kana kwete.
kwaziso,
Ndira