Diary yaMaria (Chikamu 15)
Maria Berg (72) akaita kuti chishuvo chizadziswe: akatamira kuThailand muna Gumiguru 2012 uye haazvidembi. Mhuri yake inomuti mukuru weADHD uye anobvuma. Maria akashanda semuchengeti wemhuka, mukoti wevadzidzi, mutyairi weamburenzi yemhuka, mukadzi bartender, mutariri wezviitwa mukuchengetwa kwemasikati uye semutarisiri C mukuchengeta pamba. Akanga asina kunyanya kugadzikana, nokuti aigara muAmsterdam, Maastricht, Belgium, Den Bosch, Drenthe uye Groningen.
Murume weThai
Nekuti nyaya dzese dziri paThailandblog dzinogara dziri pamusoro pemukadzi wechiThai, ndaifunga kuti ndichataura nezvemurume weThai. Ndinoziva, ndine makore makumi manomwe, saka handichabatiki zvachose, asi ndaongorora varume vese vandakasangana navo pano.
Nenzira, zviri kushamisa kuti vangani vakadzi vakanaka veThai vandinoona uye vangani vakashata varume veThai. Kune munhu wechizvarwa changu, ndakareba, saka varume vapfupi vave kutoonda. Handina kumboita basa nechimiro, ndaiva ndonzi slider. Hauna kumbonzwa nezvazvo? Ndakawira varume vane pfungwa huru yekuseka uye mazwi anokosha, chimiro chakauya chechipiri.
Kuno handigoni kutaura nevarume, asi ndinonzwa kuti vane inzwi rinofadza, vakatsvinda, nezvimwewo. Murume ari kubhangi, anoona zvakanaka, anotaura chirungu zvishoma, anotaridzika zvakanaka uye ane makomba mumatama. , akanaka kwazvo paanenge achinyemwerera, asi ari kutorasikirwa nehuremu pa 160 cm kureba.
Murume ari immigration. Murefu, mutete, akanaka zvaishamisa, akapfeka zvakanaka, inzwi rinofadza uye aitaura chirungu. Akanga ari mutauriri wemukadzi mutsvuku, akanga asina kunzwisisa, akamupa zvipfeko, kuti akanga asiri pano pamhenderekedzo yegungwa. Ndaida kuenda naye kurestaurant.
Mutyairi wetuktuk, anogara achindityaira uye anondityairawo nemota, akaendesa mai imbwa kuHua Hin. Haasisiri mudiki zvakare, ane chiso chinotapira, ane mutsa uye ane hunhu, anoda mhuka uye… Ndakagamuchira chipo kubva kwaari. Kutaura naye kwakaoma, asi tinogara tichizvigadzirisa nemaoko.
Mushandi: Inoshanda kumwanakomana wangu uye dzimwe nguva anouya kuzondiitira chimwe chinhu, murume akanyarara, akadzikama, sekunge asipo. Iyo jack yezvese kutengeserana, inobatsira kushandiswa mukati nekupoterera imba, asi ine chitarisiko chisina kujeka uye haina charisma chero.
The upholsterer: Reupholstered sofa yangu. Akareba, hafu yekuChina uye ane maziso akanaka ekuChina. Ane kambani inofambiswa zvakanaka, anotaura Chirungu uye anochengeta nguva yake, iro rinofanira kunge riri divi rake rekuChina.
Restaurateur munhu akakosha, iye zvakare mupendi uye ane resitorendi yakanakisa munzvimbo iyi. Anosungirira basa rake pamadziro, raanogara achitengesa. Ane vana vadiki vaviri, vaanorera naamai vake nehanzvadzi yake. Amai vaenda. Murefu, mutete, ane muswe wemboro, ndebvu nembudzi uye ane chinoyevedza, ndaigona kumunzwira chimwe chinhu.
Muvakidzani wangu, murume mukuru, ane chiso chinotapira, asina kunaka, asi akanaka kwazvo nemhuri yake uye anoshanda nesimba. Ane ruremekedzo kune zvese uye nemunhu wese, munhu akanaka wekugara pedyo naye.
Murume wemunharaunda, haasi mudiki zvakadaro, ane bvudzi jena uye anoseka zvikuru. Anotaura chiGerman neChirungu. Isu tinogara tichisangana, ini pabhasikoro uye iye ari pa moped, uye anogara achishevedzera: Hello madam,kuseka kuseri ikoko.Apa paskweya anogara achingotanga nyaya neni panotoita kuseka. Anodawo mhuka, asi iduku zvikuru.
Zvino chakanaka ndechekuti semutsvedzi wetext ndine nyoro pamurume wandisingagone kutaura naye kana kuseka zvachose, kureva mutyairi wetuktuk.
Imbwa yechishamiso
Sezvandakanyora kekupedzisira, dzinenge imbwa dzese dziri pano dzakafa. Pazvinyana zviviri zvakaenda kune wandinozivana naye, mumwe akanga afawo, mumwe wacho anonzi Marly, achiripo uye haana chinhu. Mugovera wapfuura vakatora kambwanana kubva mutemberi. Marly aifanira kujaira, asi zvino vava shamwari huru. Ndinoendako mazuva ose pakati pevhiki kunovapa zvokudya na12 o'clock, nokuti ndipo panoshanda munhu wose.
Laptop
Laptop yangu yakatsemuka ikatadza kugadzirwa. Pane kambani iri padhuze inotengesa malaptop ePanasonic nemakomputa. Ndakasarudza laptop ipapo. Ndakazoiwana mangwana acho. Zvaisekesa, zvainge zvakanyorwa pamakiyi zvaisaenderana nezvaainge anyora. Kudzokera kuchitoro, ndakapiwa magwaro okunamira pamakiyi. Zvino zvakanga zvakarurama, asi ndakaramba ndichiwana zvinyorwa zvechiThai. Kudzokera kuchitoro. Ikoko vakangotora imwe laptop pasherufu ndokuti: it will be ready tomorrow. Iye zvino zviri kuita zvakanaka uye ndiri kufara nazvo.
Vana nezvitoro
Pandinoenda kuzvitoro muno muThailand, ndinoona zvinhu zvichiitika zvaisazobvira muNetherlands. Vana vanobata zvese, vabereki havacheuki uye vatengesi pazvitoro vanoita sevanofunga kuti ndicho chinhu chakajairika munyika. Imba yekugezera, umo vana vanongomira vakapfeka shangu dzavo, makabhati avanovhura vogwesha, mibhedha yavanorara pasi neshangu dzavo, vanobudisa zvinhu zviduku munzvimbo yavo ndokuzviisa kune imwe nzvimbo. Ndinozviona ndichivhunduka uye vatengesi vanongonyemwerera, hazvitendeseki.
The centipede
Manheru ndichiona TV.Gonhi rakavharwa, magetsi akabatidzwa, pane chirongwa chakanaka chirikuuya. Kamwe kamwe, centipede inosvika ichimhanya uye inonyangarika pasi pemubhedha. Maparts ese emasofa haasi panzvimbo, nekuti ini handidi mhuka iyoyo mumba mangu. Hazvina mhosva kuti ndinotsvaga sei, handikwanise kuwana jack-of-all-trades. Zvadaro dzorera zvikamu zvesofa panzvimbo. Asi ndinoramba ndakatarisa kuti ndione achifamba here, manje ndinovheneka husiku uye ndinotya kuti ndichaitsika.
Mhino
Kunyanya 'mhino'. Sezvo munhu wese ane mhando yemhino yakasiyana, munhu wese anewo mhuno dzakasiyana. Ndichiri mwana pakati pemakore 8 ne10, ini neshamwari yangu takaenda kunotarisa mhino muKalverstraat muAmsterdam, uye nguva nenguva taiputika nekuseka.
Semunhu mukuru, ndakadzidza kuti unogona kuverenga zvakawanda, kubva mumhino, kubva kune mumwe wako. Kunyatsotarisirwa kunofanira kutorwa nemhino dzinotyisa. Heino rondedzero yemazita evanhu vanawo, kuti munhu wese anzwisise zvandiri kureva.
Ex-Queen Beatrix, Mambokadzi Máxima, Robert de Nero, Margaret Thatcher, Albert Verlinde, Sofia Loren, Michael Douglas, Madonna, Anthony Quinn.
Zvino chinovhiringa ndechekuti mhino dzemuno muThailand dzakatosiyana nedzekunze. Pano mhino yose yakasiyana zvikuru, kutanga kunyemwerera kusingaperi uye ipapo muenzaniso unotsausa wemhino nemhino. Ngationei pano uye tizive kuti ndiani ari kutonga.
Diary yaMaria (chikamu 14) yakaonekwa muna Kukadzi 1.
Yakatumirwa kutaurirana
Kutsvaga chipo chakanaka chezuva rekuzvarwa kana nekuda kwekuti? Buy Yakanakisa yeThailand Blog. Kabhuku kemapeji 118 kane nyaya dzinonakidza uye makoramu anokurudzira kubva kune gumi nemasere mablogger, mibvunzo ine spicy, mazano anobatsira evashanyi uye mafoto. Order now.
Ndiwe here mavara anotsvedza? Zvadaro kutarisa kwakagadzikana kwevanyori vechirume nepeni yavo yakatsetseka uye inofadza inofanira kuchenjerera pano! Zvichanetsawo kusarudza pakati pevarume veThai, mukomana ari kubasa rekubvakacha akanaka, mubiki anemaoko akanaka, kuita mabasa asinganzwisisike kunobatsirawo... 😉
Zvichiri kusuwa nezve imbwa dzese dzinotapira uye iwe uchiri kuda kudziya kwakakukomberedza (varume vacho vanofanirwa kutanga kunetseka izvozvi?). Zvakanaka kuti laptop yako ikozvino yonyora zvakajairika chiDutch zvakare uye hapana mavara echiThai (anofanira kunge ari nyika nemitauro marongero).
Ndakamboita kanguva ndichifunga kuti urikutsanangura maitiro evana mudzimba, semutengesi wechitoro haudi vana verudzi irworwo muchitoro chako uye waigona kunyerekedza kusafara kwako, ungafunga... muridzi weporcelain shop do?kutsungirira?!
Sezvineiwo, vachiri neruremekedzo kune mumwe munhu akawana chimwe chinhu. Hazvifungidzike kuona maitiro evana muchitoro chizere ne porcelain, crystal nezvimwe zvinhu zvinokosha uye zvisina kusimba. Munhu wose anogona kudzidza chimwe chinhu kubva pane izvozvo. Zvinoita sezvingoitika zvoga, kunze kwezvimwe.
Moderator: ndokumbirawo upindure kuchinyorwa.
Zvinoshamisa zvemukati panguva ino Maria, kirasi, chimwe chinhu chakasiyana. Une zvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana. Ndiri 1,72 metres saka pamwe ndichaondawo. Kwaziwai uye tarisirai diary renyu rinotevera.
Nhau yakanaka uye inonakidza!
Textglijer haana kumbonzwa nezveizwi iri Maria, pakutanga rinondibata senge slimeball, asi iyo inofanira kunge iri dudziro yangu yeRotterdam yeizwi rinoita seAmsterdam.
Zvakanaka, ini ndinofunga kuti mushure mekuverenga nyaya yako munhu wese anobva ashamisika kana ini ndiriwo mutsvedzeri wemavara, uye waitawo kuti ndifunge, Maria anganditenderawo here semutsetse wechokwadi uye wega chaiwo mameseji.
Asi unozviwana sei, nekuti haugone kutonga chitarisiko chako.
Saka ndakabvunza mukadzi wangu zano, ndakapopota nezwi rakati bhaa, teerak, unofungei nezvangu, unofunga kuti ndakatsvinda, vanopindura hongu, uri murume akanaka, ndafunga kuti ndinogona kuzvibvisa. .
Akandibvunza kuti sei ndaida kuziva izvozvo, zvakanaka, ingotsanangura izvozvo kumunhu wechiThai kana uchangonzwa nezve izwi rekuti text glider uye zvarinoreva.
Ini ndinopindura, oh hapana chakakosha, ini ndatove makumi matanhatu uye ndoda kuenda pamudyandigere uye ndangove negore ndakura, ndaida kungoziva kana uchiri kufunga kuti ndakanaka, hongu, vanopindura zvakare, wakanaka uye iwe uchiri. tarisa mudiki, asi dzimwe nguva ndiri iwewo ka tingtong.
Ah tingtong ndakabvunza kuti anorevei, unogara uchiseka uye kazhinji hausi serious, ndakamutarisa nemaziso angu akavimbika (ayo chero mukadzi anganyura mukati), haufarire majee angu here, ndakamubvunza.
Hongu, kazhinji kunonakidza, asi kwete nguva dzose! mmmm haaa haaa uyo wausinganzwisise haumude iyeye chokwadi, akanditarisa neziso riya randaive ndave kuvhunduka makore achangopfuura, iro ziso raibuditsa vhudzi zvakanaka nekuti naivo vane plaster. nekuda kwehuremu hwako, kungoti kanha nazvo ndakasvika pairi ndokukasira kumupa kiss padama, okay mai pen rai vakapindura, pff kusununguka ndakatura befu.
Saka ndinosekesa dzimwe nguva, ndinokwanisa kutarawo izvozvo, uye nehurefu hwangu hwakareba 1 mita 90, saka ndinozvimaka zvakare.
Ikozvino mhino yangu yasvika nekuti maererano naMaria unogona kuverenga zvakawanda kubva pane izvi, haa mhino yangu haina kukura, kwete diki zvakajairika, asi yaive yemhino.
Ndedzipi mhino dzemukurumbira dzakanyanya kufanana nedzangu, kunyangwe ndichifanira kutaura kuti ndinofunga kuti mhino yangu inoratidza zvinhu zvishoma zvehumambo.
Maka Verlinden ipapo? aiwa ndakamboona mhino dzake dzinoita sedzinondisvota kana achitaura, bhiza rinenge rakadarowo, unobva wabatikana nazvo, wongodzima inzwi paTV wongoteerera mhino dzaAlbert after two minutes. .iwe wakangoisa mhino pascreen chete zvoita sekunge ari kukura,aiwa Albert arikuonda.
Ipapo Robert De Niro, gamba rangu, asingadi kutaridzika saiye uye iyo mhino haigone kuve yakanakisa, asi mira kweminiti, ane mhino dzakafanana nemhino yangu! Uyu ndiye Maria, mhino yangu kusanganisira mapapiro ikopi yemhino yaRobert the Hero, ichave imwe cheki mark! Ndatosvika ipapo, ndichaziva munguva pfupi kuti ndakodzera here kuti ndiite chinyorwa chemavara uye kana ita rondedzero zvakare Izvo hazvichagone kukanganisa zvakare, Maria haachakwanise kufuratira izvi, mutyairi wetuk-tuk wese kana handyman anogona kuwana kick kunze kweizvi, uyu Rotterdam Robert anoenderera mberi uye anoendeswa kumoyo wake nemukadzi weAmsterdam. , nokuti chinhu chimwe Maria ane ruzivo rweizvi, iye akawana ruzivo rwake neshamwari yake muKalverstraat kare ndisati ndaberekwa.
Ooo, ndaona ikozvino kuti yave mhinduro refu kunyaya yako, ndaida mameseji akawanda kuti ndisimbise mhinduro yangu yakati rebei pano nepapo.
Zvakanaka, ndichiri kuzvinzwa, Maria, magumo angu ave mumaoko ako, nokuti sekutaura kwekare uye glib, murume anogona kuziva zvakawanda, asi mukadzi anonzwisisa zvose.
Oo hongu, uye kana vari vana vari muchitoro, iwe unongofanira kufunga seizvi, kune vabereki vakawanda vakaipa kupfuura vana vakaipa.
Kwazisai,
tingtong
@ Farang tingtong Zvinosetsa! Wadii kunyora diary, nekuti nenyaya dzakadai unozoboora madzimai anenge aita mitsetse pamberi pemusiwo wako. Simbisa bhurogi yevashandi vezvikepe.
Masikati Dick,
Iwe unopa zano rine njodzi!
Madzimai chenjerai.
Kana mukadzi wake asina dambudziko nekuisa 1.90 m mucast, saka….
LOUISE
Ndatenda nemhinduro dzakanaka.
Gerrrie, unondiseka zvakare, zvinonyadzisa iwewe mudiki kwandiri, zvikasadaro ungadai wakave nemukana wakanaka uye idzo shoma cm pfupi? Masitepisi epamba ane matanho matatu anogona kushandiswa kupfuura sherufu yepamusoro mukabhati.
Wadiwa Maria, ndinokutendai nemhinduro yako yakanaka. Ndinoziva kushandiswa kwechigadziko chekicheni, asi sekudzivirira pamuviri. Pane imwe nguva aive nemusikana aive akareba 204 metres uye aive nemakumbo marefu. Ini nguva dzose ndaifanira kumira padanho rechipiri uye nguva isati yasvika supreme akabva akanda nhanho. Ndafara kuti wabvuma kukokwa kwangu kuti ndiuye kuQ8, saka ndiani anoziva 😉
2.04 metres hongu
Vavakidzani vakauya kuzoona kuti chii chainetsa pakuseka kwandakaita, rombo rakanaka handikwanise kuvatsanangurira. My morning is good again, ndabva kunodyisa imbwa ndichifinyamisa kumeso.
Ndakangoti zvimwe zverudo mufunge.
Morning Maria,
Chimwe chidimbu chakanaka kwazvo.
Chete, uri kundimanikidza kuita chimwe chinhu zvakare. @#@#$@#$
Ndangorasa zviya zvenzeve uye ndakasungirirwa mhuno zvakare - :)
Tinewo murume akaita semutyairi wako wetuk-tuk pano ariye anochengeta makwenzi nemiti yakanyorova muno mudhara.
Hainzwisisi izwi rechirungu, inochema kwauri sepfuti yemuchina muThai uye inogara yakasonwa.
Kuda kana kusada, unotanga kuseka uchiti mhoresa uye mapato ese anotadza kunzwisisana zvachose.
Zuva rakanaka.
LOUISE
Akanaka Maria,
Pakupedzisira chimwe chinhu pamusoro pemurume weThai. Zvese izvozvo zvekumisikidza nekutaura nezvevakadzi vechiThai zvakange zvava kundibhowa.
Chaizvoizvo anotaura zvakawanda nezvevanyori kupfuura nezvemukadzi wechiThai. .
Uyewo chidimbu chako pamusoro pemhino, iwe wakarurama. Zvinonakidza sei kuona vanhu.
Ndinofunga kuti izwi rekuti glider rakakodzera pano.
Watotarisira kune yako inotevera diary.
Nekukudzwa,
Wim.