Iwe unosangana nezvose muThailand (51)

Soi Nana (1000 Mazwi / Shutterstock.com)

Zvinogara zvakanaka kuverenga nyaya pazasi kubva kuhuwandu hweshamwari dziri kushanyira Thailand kekutanga. Hapana temberi kana tsika yeThai, ingonakidzwa nezvinopihwa nehupenyu hwehusiku muBangkok nePattaya. Inyaya yaKhun Peter, yaive yatove pablog makore apfuura, asi inonyatsoenderana muchirongwa chedu "Unosangana nezvinhu zvemarudzi ese muThailand"

Iyi ndiyo nyaya ya Khan Peter

Nguva yangu yekutanga…..

Kurume 2005 ndiko kwaive kusangana kwangu kekutanga neThailand. Shamwari yangu yakatanga kugadzirira zororo kuThailand. Murongi werwendo rwacho aisada kunyatsogutsikana. Sekureva kwake, Thailand yaive nezvakawanda zvekupa: zuva, gungwa, michindwe inozununguka, hupenyu hwehusiku hune simba uye ... vakadzi vakanaka. Ndini ani kuti nditi “kwete”?

Shamwari ina dzepamoyo dzaenda kuBangkok neEva Air. Ndainge ndakasvibira seuswa kana tosvika kune mafambiro emuThailand. Shamwari yangu yakanga yanyatsoongorora nyaya yacho. Ndakafunga kunyumwa kukuru kwaiva pachiso chake. Asi ndakafarira kushamisika. Kwete kuti handisi wenyika kana chimwe chinhu. Pashure pemakore akawanda ekufamba uye ndashanyira nyika dzakawanda, kwaifanira kuva kupenga kuti ndishamiswe nechimwe chinhu.

Hotera mu Bangkok

Ini ndaiziva zvakawanda nezveThailand sezvandaiita nezve Goeree-Overflakkee, saka hapana. Takasvika kuDon Muang uye ndakakurumidza kukurirwa nekupisa kwemvura uye hwema hweMabvazuva. Taxi yakananga kuBangkok. Mutyairi wetekisi paakanzi atiperekedze kuNana Hotel akatanga kuseka zvisingaite varume chete. Ndakabva ndangoziva kuti yaisazovazve zororo renguva dzose.

Nana Hotel muBangkok pamwe ndiyo hotera ine mukurumbira wakashata muThailand. Kamwe yakavakwa muna 1963. Makamuri akanga ari nyore uye anofinha ipapo. Chinhu chega chinomira pachena mubhedha wakakura wakapetwa mukamuri yehotera. Sezvo ini ndiri mudiki muboka reshamwari pa1.86, inogona kunge iri tsananguro ine musoro yesarudzo yehotera iyi. Mushure mezvose, mubhedha wakapamhama hausi chinhu chakaipa. Asi kuziva mumwe wangu, handicho chikonzero chikuru. Iyo Nana Hotel iri pakati peSoi Nana neSoi Cowboy uye 'inoshamwaridzika nevaenzi', iyo inogona kududzirwa zvakafara. Kune kuuya nekuenda kwevakadzi vechiThai.

Mushure mekutarisa mukati, iwe usati wambove mukamuri yako yehotera kwemaminitsi mashanu, foni inorira. "Munoda mukadzi wekumassage here sir?" rinobvunza izwi rechirume kune rumwe rutivi rwemutsara. Kukwiza? Hongu, hongu, rudzi irworwo rwemassage harunei nechokuita neThai massage, ndakanga ndisiri benzi.

Ihotera haina zvimwe zvakawanda zvekupa. Mumwe weshamwari dzangu akatozopinda mune imwe kamuri nekuti mapete aikambaira pamupendero wemubhedha wake.

Greenie

Iyo bhawa-padivi pemugwagwa paNana Hotel (uko Hooters pari zvino zvinosiririsa kuti) yakava nzvimbo yedu yekuunganidzira. Inzvimbo yakanaka yekupedza nguva nedoro rinotonhorera ririkusvika. Washaya meso. Sokunge parade yecircus inopfuura mumugwagwa awa yega yega. Vatengesi vemumigwagwa, maresitorendi echikafu, akashata farang nevakadzi vakanaka vechiThai, crackling tuk tuks, imba yemitambo yeThai yakavhurika. Mumwe muThai anoyevedza akauya nedoro redu rinotonhorera nguva nenguva. Vaigara vachindinyemwerera zvine mutsa uye zvinodenha. Ndaisaziva hangu kuti achakuvhurirawo doro muhotera umu kuti ubhadhare mari yebhawa uye negotiations. Takaona kuti paive nevashandi vechikadzi vakawanda vaifamba famba. Ungave wakasvibira sei?

Nzvimbo yekupaka

Chiitiko chakakosha chaiitika manheru ega ega mushure menguva dza01.00am. Nzvimbo yokupaka motokari iri padyo neNana Hotel yakazova nzvimbo yekuunganidzira vanhu vekubhawa vakanga vachiri kutsvaga mubatsiri we'nguva pfupi' kana husiku hwose. Mabhawa akavharwa uye kupaka kwakazara.

Chembere dzaifamba dzakatakura maplastic bag akazara doro rinotonhora. Bhizinesi rakakwana. Matura echikafu akabva angooneka. Kunyanya avo vane zvipembenene zvemvura nemhashu vakanga vachidiwa zvikuru pakati pemadzimai ekuIsaan.

Waive musanganiswa uye muunganidzwa weruvara rweThai uye kure kubva pasirese. Somuenzaniso, ndakanwa doro nomumwe muzvinabhizimisi wechiduku wokuIceland uyo akanga achigadziridzwa mazino ake muBangkok. Aienda kuThailand gore negore kunyanya nokuda kweizvi. Takairova uye pashure paizvozvo aigara achibuda neboka redu.

Soi Cowboy (CrackerClips Stock Media / Shutterstock.com)

Soi Cowboy

Ichokwadi chokuti nyika iduku yakava pachena apo pane imwe nguva murume wechiDutch akafamba uye akaziva imwe yeshamwari dzangu. Vakanga vari mukirasi pamwe chete kusekondari. Takazotadza kuonana. Zvinoshamisa kuti unosangana newaunodzidza naye kubva kuApeldoorn muguta rakakura kune rimwe divi renyika. Waanodzidza naye aigara uye akashanda muBangkok semugadziri wewebhu. Mushure mekurangarira uye kunwa doro shoma, aitiratidza Soi Cowboy.

Soi Cowboy? Ndakanga ndisina chido chekuenda kuWestern Saloon kana kuona rodeo. Aiwa, haana kufunga kudaro. Akatiendesa kumabhawa akati wandei. Paive neimwe yaive nefloor uye iri transparent floor. Pawakatarisa mudenga pakanga paine vakadzi vechiThai vaitamba vakapfeka masiketi mapfupi padhanzi rinoonekera. Vakanga vakakanganwa, sezvo vakanga vasina kupfeka chinhu chinokosha chembatya. Hameno kuti vakakanganwa zvese izvozvo panguva imwe chete. Husiku ihwohwo hwakatora nguva yakareba ...

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Mamwe manheru takasarudza kudya chowder pabhawa redoro reGermany mumugwagwa. Hazvisi pachena pa35 degrees, asi zvakanaka. Panguva iyoyo, angangoita makore makumi maviri apfuura, waiona boka revaThais vachifamba mumugwagwa manheru ega ega vaine nzou yechidiki (nerombo rakanaka izvi zvave kurambidzwa). Padoro nzou yakapinza musoro mukati nepamusuwo. Ndakatora mumwe mufananidzo wayo.

Apo ndakadana imwe shamwari muNetherlands zuva rakatevera racho ndokumuudza nenzira yokudisa kuti takanga tadya chowder pabhawa redoro reGermany muBangkok uye kamwe kamwe nzou duku yakapinda mukati, iye akavamba kunetseka zvakakomba ndokundipa zano rokuderedza kunwa doro. kumwa.

Mazuva muBangkok akapfuura nenzendo dzenguva dzose dzevashanyi. China Town, The Grand Palace uye hongu, isuwo takawira munjodzi. Mutyairi wetuk-tuk akatizivisa kuti Palace yakanga yakavharwa mangwanani. Asi musazvinetse, taigona kutora tuk-tuk otiratidza matemberi akati wandei.Mushure meimwe temberi yakabva yaita vasona, vashori, vasona uye matombo anokosha akawanda. Kusvika pakubhowekana. Uyezve wakadzidza kubva pazviri zvakare.

Pattaya

Pashure pemazuva mashoma muBangkok takaenda kuPattaya nekombi. Chinhu chimwe chete chandakawana kubva panzvimbo iyi idivi rayo rine mukurumbira wakashata. Imwe mhando yeAmsterdam red light district, asi squared. Masikati zvaisamboonekwa, asi mushure mehusiku, Pattaya yakashandurwa kuita paki yekuvaraidza yevakuru. Kwese kwataienda taitambirwa nemufaro nemufaro nemadzimai emubhawa. Kunzwa kunoshamisa, kunyanya kana uchienzanisa nekubuda muNetherlands.

Shamwari yangu yakanga yabhuka hotera yedu muPattaya: iyo 'Flamingo hotera'. Iyi hotera yaitungamirirwa nemuridzi wechiDutch panguva iyoyo, munhu anozivikanwa weko, asi ndakanganwa zita rake. Hotera yeFlamingo yakazova hotera yengochani. Ndakabvunza wandaifamba naye kuti akaerekana apinda murudo nevarume. “Aiwa, asi ndaizozviziva sei izvozvo?” ndiyo yaiva mhinduro yake. “Flamingo dzine ruvara rwakadini?” ndakamubvunza. “Ko raiti harina kubatidzwa here? Sezvineiwo, yakanga iri hotera yakaisvonaka, hatina kusvetuka varume vane manyanga, naizvozvo takasarudza kugara.

Vazhinji vevashandi vepahotera vaive vakadzi vakomana kana vari mukati mekutendeuka. Mumwe musikana akanaka wechiThai aishandawo ikoko. Usazvinetse, muridzi wehotera akadaro, ndiye musikana wemutyairi weKLM. Chokwadi murume akaroora akaroora aipota achibuda kunopemberera mushure mekufamba kwenguva refu. Mudiwa akasiyana mudhorobha rega rega. Nenzira iyi, kusarura kunosimbiswa zvakare.

Mazuva muPattaya akapedzwa maererano netsika yakagadziriswa: gungwa, zvokudya, kubuda, kurara, etc. Nguva yakanaka. Isu takashamiswa zvakare uye zvakare naPattaya uye nezvese zvatakaona uye nezvatakasangana nazvo ipapo. Izvi zvisati zvaitika, ndakanga ndava nemakore akawanda ndichiuya kuBrazil, uko shamwari yangu yakatama. Ndakanga ndasangana nezvakawanda ipapo uye ndakafunga kuti ndakanga ndazviona zvese, asi Thailand uye zvechokwadi Pattaya inopfuura zvese!