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Mune ino nhevedzano takakwanisa kuverenga nyaya dzinoshamisa nezve izvo vanhu muThailand vakasangana nazvo. Vaverengi veblogi vanokoshesawo izvi, nokuti nhamba huru yemashoko uye thumbs up inotaura pachayo.

Asi chenjera! Zvakanaka, zvinonakidza, zvinosetsa, zviitiko zvinoshamisa zvakaonekwawo paThailandblog nhevedzano isati yatanga. Kubva mudura rakadzama reanopfuura makore gumi eThailand blog, tinopota tichitora nyaya inofanirwawo nenzvimbo mune ino "Unosangana nemhando dzese dzezvinhu muThailand".

Chekutanga mumutsara, wedu Khun Peter anotaura aine akati wandei mapfupi anecdotes kubva kuupenyu hweThai. Ndokumbira unzwisise: hazvifanirwe kuseka vanhu veThai, izvi zviitiko zvinosetsa zvaakasangana nazvo.

Verenga nyaya dzacho, nyemwerera wobva wanyora nyaya yako wega pamusoro pezvawakasangana nazvo zvakakodzera kutaurwa.

Thai logic

Chipo

"Ungada kuunza chipo kubva kuNetherlands kuna Baba vangu?" musikana wangu anobvunza. “Zvakanaka,” ndakadaro. "Uri kufungei?" “Anoda wachi,” anodaro mudiwa wangu. Mwedzi mishoma gare gare ndinobvunza kana achifarira wachi yake. “Handizivi,” anodaro, “nemhaka yokuti haana kuipfeka. "Oo," ndinoti, "Sei?" Mhinduro yake: "Haakwanise kutaura nguva ...".

Kutengeswa kunze

Isu tinoodha Tom Yam Kung ine chikafu chemugungwa (soup) muresitorendi yehove muTao Takiab. Weta anobvunza shamwari yangu yekuThai kuti: "Unoda chikamu chikuru kana chidiki here?" Anopindura kuti: “Ingopawo mugove muduku.” Zvakadaro, tinowana ndiro hombe yeTom Yam Kung. Bhiri rinobva raratidza chikamu chikuru chinodhurawo zana rebhaht. Shamwari yangu inobvunza weta kuti ajekeswe. “Aa,” anodaro mufesi asina kukwenya maziso, “chikamu chidiki chinotengeswa…”

Cutlery

Iwe hauzowane nyore banga sekucheka muresitorendi muThailand. Chikafu cheThai neforogo nechipunu. Mune imwe nzvimbo yekudyira muJomtien ndakaraira dessert: ice cream nemuchero wemwaka. Muchero wemwaka wakave zvidimbu zvidiki zvewatermelon nepineapple, izvo zvinowanikwa gore rose muThailand. Asi chishamiso chikuru chaive chakasanganiswa chekucheka: banga neforogo…. Nguva dzose inobatsira ne ice cream.

Sisi vane mukomana

Makore mashoma apfuura shamwari yangu yakandiudza kuti hanzvadzi yake ine mukomana. Hurukuro yakafamba seizvi:

Iye: "Hanzvadzi yangu enda kupost office nhasi". Peter: "O, sei?" Iye: "Ane mukomana". Peter: “Oo, zvakanaka. Murume?" Iye: "Kwete, murume weThai".

Peter: "Murume akanaka weThai?" Iye: "Hongu, murume akanaka". Peter: "Zvakanaka, asi sei achienda kuposvo?" Iye: "Nditumire mari sisi vangu". Peter: "Ehe, hongu ndinonzwisisa".

Peter: "Anotumira marii?" Iye: "500 baht". Peter: "Ah, hazvina zvakawanda". Iye: “Aiwa, hazvishande. Asi anotamba lottery”. Peter: "Hoo, chokwadi!"

Ah zvakanaka, sei uchienda kubasa kana uchigona kuridza lottery? Ndichitevera iyi yerudzi rweThai logic, ndinofamba-famba ndine 'kunyemwerera kukuru' pachiso changu. Inyika yakanaka sei!