Iwe unosangana nezvose muThailand (234)
Munhevedzano yenyaya dzatinotumira nezve chimwe chinhu chakakosha, chinosekesa, chinoshamisa, chinofamba, chisinganzwisisike kana chakajairwa icho vaverengi vakawana muThailand nhasi: Thai magic potion.
Thai magic potion
Makore apfuura, tichishanyira kwakaberekerwa mudzimai wangu Oy's Isan, takafamba-famba mangwanani tichipfuura nemunzira dziri pedyo. Pazano remudzimai wangu, ndakamirawo nemuvakidzani wangu Pi-Peng.
Zvakazoitika kuti gare gare muvakidzani uyu akanga achipisa 'lao khao' munzvimbo inogara yakashata pamwe chete nevamwe vakadzi vechikuru. Kanenge, gadziriro dzakanga dzava kufambira mberi. Poto inopfungaira pachitofu, mupunga uchitubwida mariri, uye mabhodhoro asina chinhu ari kusukurudzwa kuti aise jini yemo mushure mekudisiwa. Kuseka kwakawanda uye kutaura, zvechokwadi kunonakidza kuona uye chiitiko.
Kure kure kubva kune inorwara inotapira nekita uye ambrosia zvinhu zvaunowanzo sangana nazvo semufambi muThailand. Iri ndiro raive basa raIsaan chairo risina kukwenenzverwa. Uye kune farang uyo akanga achangotora nhanho dzake dzokutanga kuzeza ikoko, mukana wegoridhe. Ndozvandaifunga.
KUSHANDISWA MUMBA
Kuva munwi wedoro nemasikirwo, ini ndinodawo chinwiwa (zvechokwadi chete nekuda kwemishonga). Saka muvakidzani wangu paakabvunza nomutsa kana farang yaishanya yaizoda kuravira hwahwa hwavo, zvirokwazvo ndakabvuma. Pasinei neawa yekutanga uye chokwadi chekuti kwainge kwatopisa uye kwakapfava muyadhi yemwedzi iwoyo.
Muvakidzani wacho akanyura mushedhi yaiva pedyo uye isu takatevera. Mukati memukati memukati memukati ndakaona zvirongo zvakawanda zvevhu, zvakavharwa nepurasitiki gobvu kumusoro, umo maichengeterwa 'elixir yaIsaan' inokosha.
Chirongo chakavharwa uye muvakidzani akazadza neladle hombe. Uye nguva shoma gare gare, nenyemwerero inopenya, ndakadzvanya girazi hombe yehighball yelao khao muruoko rwangu kuti ndiiperekedze. Kunyatsozadzwa kusvika pamuromo. Kuti ndikupe fungidziro: ngamera ine nyota ingadai yakatanga kufamba ichiipoteredza, isina chokwadi zvachose kana yaigona kubata chinhu chakadaro.
Mipunga yemupunga yakanga ichiri kutenderera mukati mayo uye iyi sezviri pachena yaive shanduro isina kusefa. Yakanga yakaita semupunga mutete uye kufanana kwakafanana. Ndakatora nekuchenjerera uye nekushamisika kwangu: zvinhu zvikuru. Blistingly yakasimba, asi neimwe nzira inonaka kwazvo! Inotapira kunyange, yandakati ndeye maflakes.
KUPIYA KWEROPA UYE POLITIES
Zvisinei, pandakada kudzorera vhesi yemaruva kumuvakidzani wangu, Oy akaratidza kuti izvozvo zvakanga zvisingaiti. Zvingave zvehushasha zvekuti ndakatadza kuzvidzosera mupoto yandaive ndanwa!
Imomo ndaiva nemuromo wangu mukuru wefarang, kuma10 o'clock mangwanani mukeji yaipisa zvikuru. Nehuso hwaitarisira kufara hwemuvakidzani wangu pamberi pangu uye dikita ratoverera kumusana. Uyewo kubva kuLao khao, nenzira, nokuti akanga achikava senyurusi panguva iyi yamangwanani.
Kana iwe uchitsvaga resipi yakanaka yezvinetso zvekumusha zvekumaruwa, edza chiitiko ichi.
Ndakapedza mamwe mangwanani iwayo mukufara kwaIsaan, nekuti ndakadururira kapu yehupfu pasi. Ndokunyatsokwanisa kusvika pamba pavamwene vangu upright. Yakadonhedzwa pavharanda uye kubva ipapo nyika yakafunga kuti ndeye bagpipe, yakashongedzwa nemataurirwo echiThai.
Muvakidzani wangu akafara kuti ndaifarira doro rake, saka Oy akatora mabhodhoro mashanu emugodhi webongo rainge rabikwa kumba kubva kwaari. Handina kuzobata zvinhu zvakare shure kwaizvozvo, asi handina kufanira kunetseka nezvazvo. Nekuti varume vemadzitezvara vaiziva zvekuita nazvo.
Uye nyaya yakanakisa yakatenderera manheru tichinwa doro remahara iri?
Aive nechekuita nemupi ane rupo akawira mupoto yemuvakidzani wemashiripiti...
Yakatumirwa naLieven Kattestaart
Kana uri kupera mari, asi uchiri kuda kudhakwa, heino zano.
Tenga bhodhoro diki re laokhao ye50-65 baht, zvichienderana nekuti ine girinhi kana yebhuruu label. Handizivi mutsauko, mavhezheni maviri aya anoita seakafanana.
Tenga magaba maviri e tonic. Ita kuti ive gin tonics, ini handigoni kuravira mutsauko neiyo chaiyo gin tonic.
Iwe unogona kuwana pasi petafura isingasviki zana baht.
Se falang, iwe unogona kutarisira kusekwa pane 7/11 reji yemari kana iwe ukakumbira laokhao. "Madii mabhodhoro maviri panguva imwe?" kana kuti "Sei kwete bhodhoro guru?".
Laokhao ine mukurumbira wepakati neese falang neThai, asi inofambika uye haina 'yakaipisisa' pane gin, vodka kana jenever. Myanmar ine mhando yayo yelaokhao. 'gin' uye tonic zvakandidhurira zvakaenzana nemaeuro makumi mana emaeuro muresitorendi imomo. Zvainaka chaizvo.
Ah Lieven, wanyora chiitiko ichi zvinoyevedza uye zvinoonekwa.
Lieven, imwe nyaya inoshamisa kubva kumisha yakajairwa yeThai.
Lao Khao inosvuta zvisiri pamutemo uye kudhakwa kwese kwese uye zviitiko zveupofu zvinosiririsa zvinoitika. Iko kune yakatonyanya kuipa musiyano muIsaan: Meew Dam, katsi nhema. Izvozvo zvinoita kuti dumbu rako riorere kana rikasapisa buri. Nehurombo, iyo hassebassi yevarombo dzimwe nguva inotungamira kurufu.
Lieven
Ndanakidzwa nemanyorero ako anosekesa.
Nhamo inounzwa nechinwiwa ichi inosemesa. MuIsaan vanhu vari kuwira mukufa kwavo mumapoka. Mangwanani-ngwanani tinowanzoona vamwe vashandisi vakarara mumugwagwa.
Wese munhu ane pfungwa dzakakwana anoshamisika kuti sei mushonga wakaoma seuyu ungori pamasherufu iwe uchikwanisa (uchiri) kuverenga nhamo yebhora resora.
Uye zvakadaro hapana mutsauko wakakosha nezvimwe zvinwiwa zvakadhakwa sevodka, gin, jenever, whisky uye rum. Iwe haufanirwe kuinwa zvakachena (zvichida kunze kweiyo yakakosha whiskeys, kunyangwe pasina anondiudza kuti vanongonwa chete nekuda kwekuravira), asi inogona kushandiswa mujoka kana chinwiwa chakareba.
Mubvunzo wemibvunzo unonakidza wemichato nemapati: chii chinodhakisa zvakanyanya pasi rese? Kwete whisky, kwete vodka, kwete rum, asi Brazilian cachaça. Uye chii chinoshanda kune zvese izvi zvinwiwa: zvisiri pamutemo distilled = zvine ngozi zvakanyanya.