Iwe unosangana nezvose muThailand (230)

Munhevedzano yenyaya dzatinotumira nezvechimwe chinhu chakakosha, chinosekesa, chinoshamisa, chinofamba, chisinganzwisisike kana chakajairwa icho vaverengi vakawana muThailand nhasi: Thai Kassa-Kolder.

CILLY TENGA ZVITAMBO

Vhiki rino ndakaisa pabhandi rekubhadhara rechitoro cheDutch: peya shanu dzematinji echikadzi uye gaba rekupfapfaidza re whipped cream. Iye akati kurei cashier anoitarisa uye anondipa 'The Look' ndichitarisa iyi diki muunganidzwa. Ndiani pane imwe nzvimbo pakati pe'kutsveyamisa' uye 'chii chaachaita nazvo?' Mubvunzo wake wekuti ndaida kutenga zvitambi wakabva watonhora zvekuti pamhuno yake yaishora paitova nenjodzi.

Ndichingobuda panze ndakashaya kuti aizonditarisa sei dai zvimwe zvinhu zvandaiva ndatenga zvaiva zvedepilatory cream necarrot hombe. Kana zvakadaro, pangadai paine maneja wechitoro ane hanya akamirira pakubuda. Nemutsa asi nekukasira muchindikumbira kuti ndipe data rangu uye zvikonzero zvinogutsa zvekutenga kunogumbura zvakadaro.

Usatya, mudikani mukadzi wekubuda. Manaironi acho aive aitirwa amai vangu avo vanotadza kufamba. Ndiani anotarisira kusvitsa makore makumi mapfumbamwe nematatu gore rino. Uye anoda chidhori chekamu cream pagirazi rake remazai.

Zvese izvi zvine chekuita nei neThailand, iwe unoti? Zvakanaka, zvose. Chiitiko ichi chakaita kuti ndione kuti ndaifanira kukurumidza kuenda kuThailand. Nekuti ndichine zvekuita.
Nemukadzi akasiyana zvachose Checkout.

LENS JUICE

Mudzimai wangu Oy's nzvimbo yekuberekerwa kuThai inzvimbo inoyevedza asi inotaridzika yepakati. Inogara vanhu zana chete, mamwe matura ezvokudya ane varidzi vanotambudzika, uye temberi isingadzivisiki inopenya.

Kuti utenge zvakanyanya, munhu anofanira kuenda kuguta riri kure. Nemotokari, moped kana barge, zvichienderana nekukura kwebhegi rako remari.

Pane imwe nguva, parwendo rwakadaro rwokutenga, ndakapinda muchitoro chikurusa imomo. Musanganiswa wehorosi uye diki supermarket. Kuseri kweregi yemari ndakaona mabhodhoro econtact lens solution. Uye chaizvoizvo brand yangu zvakare. Sezvo ndakanga ndapotsa ndapera, ndakakurumidza uye nemufaro zvinhu zvandaida kumusikana weThai seri kwekaunda.

KUSANGANISA

Uye ndakamukumbira muChirungu changu chechikoro chepamusoro bhodhoro remvura. Zvakadaro, mukadzi wechidiki aive akavezwa zvakanakisa (muchinjiko pakati pePocahontas nemwanasikana wamambo weEgipita anogeza nemukaka wembongoro mazuva ese) aitaridza kunge asingazivi kuvapo kwangu. Nekuramba wakatarisa kune imwe nzira, uko sezviri pachena chimwe chinhu chinonakidza chaive chichiitika pane yekune imwe nyika yakachenuruka irikuda kuonana nelenzi muto.

Saka ndakaedza zvakare ndokunamira chigunwe changu chechiDutch pamabhodhoro akanga achikwenya pasherufu. Ndokumbira zvakare, zvine ruzha zvishoma panguva ino, nezvekopi. Apa akabva atowedzera huso hwake parutivi ndokungonditi ndee vhudzi rake raipenya remakunguwo. Handina kunzwisisa.

Muchinda wake weThai anga achangomhara panyati chena pakati pemabhero emupunga unokora mujinga memugwagwa? Mutemo wakanga watanga kushanda zuva iroro here wairambidza kukurukurirana nevanhu vokune dzimwe nyika? Akasimudza mhino yake yakanaka yeThai kumusoro nekuda kwekushaikwa kunotyisa kwehutsanana hwefarang? Asi kwete, ndakangotora dip yangu yegore negore mubhavhu yesipo yezuva mangwanani iwayo, saka hazvina kudaro.

Asi hapana mhinduro kubva kune runako.
Ndakanga ndisipo. At least ndozvazvaiita.

Situation yacho yakava yakati dzikamei. Sokunge mumwe munhu ari pareception akanangisa girazi ravo rewaini tsvuku pamusoro perokwe jena remuhosikadzi. Uye kuti mumwe munhu aiva ini.
Kumira kwacho kwakapedzisira kwadamburwa nekuuya kwemumwe waaishanda naye wegotsi. Akatora bhodhoro remakemikari aidiwa kubva pasherufu, akagamuchira mabhati angu uye akandishuvira nemutsa 'Sawatdee Kha' pakubuda.
Anodaro.

PUZZLE

Kundisiya kunze kwechivako ndichinzwa kuti ndine maperembudzi pakati penhengo. Ndakange ndatuka Miss World ndisingazive? Mazwi echiito echiRungu akavhiringika uye akabata zvakadzika zvemweya weThai? Mazano asingaremekedzi akaitwa mumutauro wokumwe? Chingava chii?

Mai Oy vakaseka pandakavaudza gare gare, uye vakave neruzivo kuti sei zvakaitika. Musikana uyu zvechokwadi ainzwisisa zvandaida, asi pamwe aisataura chirungu. Uye nokuda kwenyadzi dzokutaura neni, pamwe chete nomukana wokurasikirwa nechiso chake chakanaka, akanga afuratira. Ndokunyepedzera kunge ndisipo. Kusava nehanya nechiedza changu ndiko kwaiva kugadzirisa dambudziko rake remutauro panguva iyoyo. Uye zvakanga zvashanda.

KUDZOKERA KURUKUKA

Munoona, ndosaka ndichifanira kudzokera kuThailand.
Kuchitoro ichocho. Kurunako rwangu rwekunyara checkout princess.

Uye woisa peya shanu dzematinji negaba remupepeti pakaunda yake. Nekuti kana runako asingadi kutaura anogona kundipa 'The Look'. Zvakafanana mundimi dzose.

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