Iwe unosangana nezvose muThailand (229)
Munhevedzano yenyaya dzatinotumira nezvechimwe chinhu chakakosha, chinosekesa, chishuvo, chinofamba, chisinganzwisisike kana chakajairwa icho vaverengi vakawana muThailand nhasi: kusvibiswa kweruzha.
Kuvhiringidza ruzha
Izwi rechiDutch chete iro (ndine chokwadi) hapana shanduro yeThai iripo. The real culture shock for this farang.
Kunyumwira kwangu kwakakomba, uko kuti maThais anotya kunyarara, anotowedzera kusimba kana ndikagara pano.
Nekuti kwese kwandaienda, ndaiona, nekukuvadzwa kwekunzwa, hapana paive nechiratidzo chekubata kwakajairika kwevhoriyamu.
Kunyange navamwene vangu, muruwa rweIsan rwaimbonyarara runoshamisa, nemabhero etemberi anorira uye mhou dzinofura murugare. Ikoko ndinovhundutswa nenguva dzaXNUMX:XNUMX nejongwe rine ruzha rwakanyanya. Ndiani anofunga kuti anofanira serenade pasi pehwindo rekurara. Uye chinyararire nechido anorodza burr pamanzwi ake kwemaminitsi mashanu.
Kuita izvozvo zvakare pane imwe nguva isingadikanwi yeThai masikati kana husiku, nekumwe kuputika kwechimwe chinhu chinofanira kuita senge 'kukeleku'.
Nhasi uno mhandu yedu ine minhenga ndiyo ine humambo chete, sezvo makwikwi aya achangobva mukutsikirirwa navamwene ndokuzoperera mupoto. Tarisiro yangu chete ndeye kuti wachi yebhayoroji iyi yakasanganiswa ichagadziriswa zvakare nedemo rake rine ngura remukicheni.
RADIO NOISE
Jongwe radzikama, radio yevakuwasha yepanext door inotanga chirongwa chemangwanani paine mhere mhere. Izvo hazvishamise, nekuti ane nhepfenyuro yake inoridza marudzi ese emimhanzi uye zvisina musoro muether zuva rese. Uye nemufaro anotora chikamu mairi seimba DJ. Iyo isingaperi dhiraivha, inopindirana maminetsi gumi ega ega nemashoko ekushambadzira echitoro chemunharaunda. Yekupedzisira yakaunza huwandu hwepamusoro. Kana pane dzimwe nguva vagari vomumusha vakapandukira vanoda kuvanza neminwe yavo munzeve dzavo kubva pamutengo wekupedzisira.
Mhedzisiro: ruzha rweredhiyo rusingaperi neThai dissonances. Kwandiri sefarang pamusoro inonakidza sekudzokorora kweThai sere o'clock nhau. Mumutauro wemasaini. Wedzera kune izvozvo mukana wokuti hanzvadzi yomurume nomudzimai wake vachaimba pamwe chete vachiridza marekodhi, uye unogona kunakidzwa. Mukana wakawedzera zvikuru kubvira nguva pfupi yapfuura muvakidzani akamuudza kuti ane inzwi rakanaka. Zano rangu kune muvakidzani: inwa zvishoma.
KUCHEMURA MAbhesi UYE KUBAYA BASSES
Ipapo rumwe ruzha runotyisa runotenderera mubani. Zuva reApocalypse ranga rakamirirwa kwenguva refu rasvika here? Ko Putin netsaona akadonhedza munwe wake wemudzvanyiriri pane bhatani dzvuku? Ko dutu remabhanan’ana rinotyisa kubva kuchikamu cheDonar ririkusvika here? Inguva yekuenda kunonamata, kutsvaga pekugara kana kubvisa mbichana mbichana? Aiwa usazvinetse.
Ndiyo disco yekupisirwa zvitunha.
Nokuti munhu wose anoenda kudenga mumusha umu haaiti chinyararire. Zvirokwazvo kwete. Ndikangonzwa bhesi richirova, ndinotoziva kuti inguvai. Kwemazuva matatu kusvika mana (dzimwe nguva kureba, kana mhuri yakaora mwoyo inoda nguva yakawanda yekurumana huro pamusoro penhaka), nziyo dzinobva kuCarabao, Loso, pamwe chete nemimhanzi yakakodzera ye gamelan icharidzwa. Uko kusanzwa kunogona kuoneka sepasi pemanera eruzha, uye runyerekupe rwevavakidzani sevasipo.
Ane nhamo munhu anogara padhuze nepadhuze, nekuti vana vanosheedzera kuti kudya kwemanheru kunogadzirwa nemegaphone chete. Handingashamisike kana imba zhinji pano ikanzi haichagariki mushure mekupisirwa chitunha, nekuti matanda aitsigira akange asisagone kuzvibata. Vakarohwa nemazuva mazhinji uye kongiri-kupwanya cacophony iyo mufi akapihwa ruremekedzo rwekupedzisira.
Mamongi aripo, sezviri pachena vhiki yasara kubva pachikoro chematsi, anowanzogara pasi chaipo pehunde dzinoshandiswa segudzanzwi panguva iyi yedemonium.
Chinondishamisawo ndechekuti nanhasi hapana mudikani kana mudikani akambobuda mucoffin. Kubvunza kana, muzita raBuddha, zvingave zvishoma. Nokuti mushakabvu akanga afungidzira kuzorora kusingagumi kwakasiyana zvishoma.
Kumuvhunzo wangu wandaida kuna Mai Oy kuti sei pasi pano panofanira kunge paine ruzha rwakadai, ndakawana mhinduro yekuti vanhu vese vemuraini vaiziva kuti kune rufu.
Ipapo vaigona kujoina mhuri mutero wakakodzera. Kunyanya kutakurwa nezvinonhuwira, mura nemapoto emuto wenoodle.
Musiyano weThai wetsamba yekuchema.
Mupendero mutema chete wandakaona ndidzo dzaive neburi renzeve.
DECIBELS
Nzendo dzemabhazi muno munyika hadzipere pasina bhaisikopo reawa rekuita kana tarenda paTV. Kazhinji yakashandurwa kuita vhoriyamu yekutsemura dehenya, nekuti fungidzira kana vafambi vari kumashure vaisazvinzwa. Kana kuipa, mutyairi akagara pasi payo chaipo.
Kana iwe ukatarisa-tarisa kuti uone kana paine mumwewo munhu anofunga kuti zvishoma zvishoma decibel zvingave zvakanaka, unongowana Thais akarara kana kungonakidzwa. Yokutanga inofadza mu morpheus maoko. Kuzununguswa nemanzwi emuimbi ari kuchema-chema uye kuchema kwevateereri vari kupenga.
Iyo yekupedzisira haipe chero vimbiso yekuti tarenda ichave iripo pakati pevachakwikwidza, sezvandakaona kune kusuruvara kwangu kukuru. Kana ndikazombofanira kusarudza pakati pekurapwa kwemidzi uye kuteerera kune rudzi urwu rweTV zvakare, ndichange ndiri pamutsetse nachiremba wemazino mukati memasekonzi maviri. Kana ndikatadza kugara pachair padiki padiki.
PIZZA PANDEMONIUM
Pashure pokutambudzwa kwendangariro ikoko nebhazi, kufamba mumigwagwa hakusati kuchitongova kusina ngozi zvakare. Nekuti yekunhonga yakashandurwa nekuda kwezvinangwa zvekushambadzira inogona kungotyaira padivi pako. Kufamba nhanho, nekuda kweimwe dambudziko reThai, iyo traffic. Iyo meseji yekushambadzira, panguva ino kubva kuPizza Hut, inobva yaputika zvakananga, zvisingaite uye zvine ruzha muuropi hwako kubva kure nemamita matatu. Zvinoreva kuti ini ndave kukwanisa kukosora mareti ese evabiki vecookie ambotaurwa kumashure uye pasina kudzokorora. Kunyange ini ndisingatombotaure Thai. Uye ndosaka ndichitsunga zvakasimba uye zvine hukasha kudzivirira mapizza avo sedenda mune ramangwana.
Zvinofanira kucherechedzwa kuti vatyairi venyanga dzekutyaira idzi vanofanirwa kubva kune imwe nyika. Zvikasadaro, hapana tsananguro yekukwanisa kugara neyakafanana neyekupisa f-16 kwenguva yakareba pasina kuzviuraya.
Pandinopinda muna7/11, kunyangwe pakati pehusiku hwapfuura, panogara paine ruzha "ping-pong" yemagonhi anotsvedza. Uye iyo 'sawatdee khrap', ingave ine hushamwari kana kwete, kubva kune vechidiki vari kuseri kwerejista yemari. Panguva yekutsvaga kwangu madonuts, iced coffee uye nzvimbo yeair conditioner yekutonhodza huropi hwangu hwakabikwa zvakare, ndichanzwa tsinga iyi kurira kanokwana mazana matatu nemakumi matanhatu nesere. Uye senguva zhinji iyo 'sawadee khrap' mushure mayo. Kwandiri chikonzero chakanaka chekutsvagawo maearplugs uye Valium.
KUSANZWISISA
Asi zvakaipisisa? Kureva kuti vanhu muno munyika vane pfungwa yekuti munhu wese anofarira ruzha rwegehena.
Munguva pfupi yapfuura. Mangwanani ndinomirira zvakadzikama nguva yangu kumugero weko. Akazorora akatarisa mimwe mifananidzo mubepanhau reThai, uye achiteerera kutaura kwevamwe vatengi vaviri vaivepo. Idzo dzakapedzwa zvakanaka, mushure mezvo mugadziri webvudzi akandikumbira ruregerero. Anokwesha mudumbu make oratidza kuti anoda kutanga adya mhiri kwemugwagwa.
Zvakanaka, ndinokutendai. Nguva yakawanda.
Mugadziri webvudzi anobuda pamusuwo, asi kwete mushure mekubatidza fossil color TV sechiratidzo chemutsa kune yakamirira farang. Nesimba rakazara.
Achingobuda padoor ndakabva ndagomera ndichitsvaga remote.
Yakatumirwa naLieven Kattestaart
Hahaha, zvinozivikanwa zvese izvi pamusoro! Zvinosuruvarisa, zvinenge zvisingaiti kuchinja izvi. Saka zviri nani kuzvigamuchira, tenga maearplugs akanaka uye usazvinetse zvakanyanya.
555,
Zvakatsanangurwa zvakanaka sei.
Ichokwadi kuti paunosvika muThailand, kunzwa kunotora simba repfungwa dzako dzese.
Mheremhere mumugwagwa, mamhepo anofefetera uye mafeni asi ndinoda kuwedzera chimwe chinhu kuaccount yako yeruzha rwemumusha.
Iyo yakasimba kutepfenyura purogiramu yePhu Jai Baan yedu. Anongogara achitanga naXNUMX:XNUMX mangwanani nenhepfenyuro yake nevakurukuri vakuru mumusha mose.
Zvinotanga neimwe mimhanzi inowedzerwa zvishoma nezvishoma mukurira kusvika padanho rekonzati yenhandare, mushure mezvo anotaura nyaya dzake.
Mazuva mashoma ekutanga ini ndiri mumusha ndinonzwa "HiDiHo" kunzwa.
Saka zvinozivikanwa. Zvakanyorwa zvinoshamisa, verenga nekunyemwerera kukuru..
A 10 ane penzura, ane mazwi akanaka uye anonakidzwa
Zvinotyisa kuti cremation Disco. Watounza 1 mukati. Husiku na1 o'clock. Anopenga pano kubva kune husiku husina kugadzikana.
Inozivikanwa uye yakanyorwa zvinosetsa.
Ndatenda zvakare Lieven nenyaya yako. Sezvo iwe chete unogona kunyora izvi. Ndinotarisira kuverenga chimwe chinhu kubva kwauri mazuva ese. Ndinoda chaizvo manyorero ako!
Wadiwa Rudi,
ndinokutendai nekurumbidza kwenyu kwakanaka. Mwoyo wemunyori wakanaka here. Uchiri nedzimwe nyaya mupombi uye ndinovimba vachawana mvumo yako zvakare.
Kwaziwai, Lieven.
Zvakanaka, Lieven, ndiwo mafambiro azvinoita munyika ino. Kana mhuri yekwaNoi ichida kuseta stereo kusvika kugumi pakati pehusiku, vachadaro! Hapana dambudziko uye haana kumbonzwa kubva kuvavakidzani. Uye, nesu pedyo nesu kamwe, mumwe munhu akanga aenda kudenga; kupiswa kwechitunha kwakanga kwaitwa mudisco rakakodzera, uye nhevedzano yamafirimu akagoverwa sechirango kunharaunda. Zvinoenda seizvi:
Pane imwe nzvimbo yeuswa isingashandiswe, zvakangoitika pedyo neimba yangu, koni ichamiswa uye sikirini yebhaisikopo yemamita 22 ne06 ichavakwa. Vanobva vaburitsa mabhokisi eruzha akaturikidzana pamusoro pemumwe uye voabatanidza kune yekumisikidza inogona kuburitsa firimu + ruzha. Mabhaisikopo anotanga naXNUMXpm achipera naXNUMXam. Iyo yese nharaunda inokokwa nekuisa iyo midziyo kuvhoriyamu = max uye hongu, ipapo nharaunda iyoyo ichauyawo! Kurara mat, mupunga uye spirited zopie uye vanhu vanogara pasi kuti vanakirwe nemafirimu echiChinese ane ruzha rweThai ...
Ipapo ndinonzwa senge hotera ine shamwari yangu nemwana, asi iwe hauite izvozvo nekuti ipapo imba iri yega uye zvakanaka, kuvimba kwangu nevamwe vanhu hakuna kunaka….. Saka ndakazvisiya. Idzo fashoni nhema/dzvuku makepeni eruzha mumusoro mangu, rudzi rwaunoshandisawo paunotanga kushanda nesando yekupwanya….. Vimba neni, unogona zvakare kurara nayo…..
Mangwanani anotevera pane kumunda ikoko ... Vechidiki vemumusha vanotoziva kuti ndine mamwe makumi maviri akagadzirira kuti tsvina icheneswe nekuti maThai anovimba nemhepo ine simba...
Wadiwa Eric,
sezviri pachena inogona kugara ichiwedzera zvishoma. Ndichiverenga izvi, handigoni kunyunyuta.
Kwaziwai, uye ndinokutendai nemhinduro yenyu.
Lieven.
Inyaya yakanaka sei zvakare, Lieven, uye inozivikanwa zvinoshamisa!
Ini ndaigara mune imwe imba yekona muPattaya rima pakazovhurwa nzvimbo nyowani makt mhiri kwemugwagwa. Pakaiswa sound system yemabhokisi mana e2×3 metres rimwe nerimwe neanotengesa mibairo uye yainzwika zvekuti pandakafonera mapurisa aiva mubedroom mangu aionekwa nemugwagwa kuseri kwemba yekutandarira akandiudza kuti. handina kukwanisa kundinzwisisa, asi ndakanzwa mabhesi mudumbu mangu.
Mushure mekunge ndataura chichemo changu zvakaoma, mapurisa akazobvisa mabhokisi maviri uye amai vakatozomira kuma2.
Pakazoitwa party yevarume 2 vechidiki vaisada kushumira vakaenda kumonastery kwemazuva mashoma, pakasvika mota ine gudzanzwi ine maspeaker 10 and that was intend zvekuti ndava kunzwa tinnitus mazuva ese, inonzi sinusitis.