Kutorwa kubva kuhupenyu hweIsan (chikamu 7 kupera)

Expat yakadai irikuitei ikoko munaIsaan? Hapana vemunharaunda vakatenderedza, kunyangwe tsika dzeEurope. Hapana macafe, hapana maresitorendi ekumadokero. Hapana varaidzo. Zvakanaka, The Inquisitor akasarudza hupenyu uhu uye haana kufinhwa zvachose. Zuva nezuva, kutorwa kubva muupenyu kwevhiki. Muna Isa.

Svondo

Kunyange zvazvo zvizvarwa zvemo zvakawanda zvisina purogiramu yevhiki nevhiki, kune vashomanana. Vadzidzisi, vanhu vari mubasa rehurumende semanisipala, purovhinzi, post office. Vane misi yeSvondo. Mubvunzurudzo anoziva kuti vanhu vari mubasa rehurumende vaifanira 'kutenga' nzvimbo iyoyo. Kunyange nemari yakawanda, dzimwe mhuri dzine zvikwereti zvikuru nokuda kweizvi. Asi ibasa roupenyu hwose. Iwe unofanirwa here kuunza madhipuroma anodiwa edzidzo uye basa rekutonga, asi izvo hazvifanirwe kune varume vekuchengetedza, varimi, nezvimwe.

Asi Svondo rinowanzova zuva rakanaka muchitoro muno.

Iye zvino De Inquisitor uye eega vaita kuti chitoro chive chakanyanya kutonhorera - pazano ra madam, De Inquisitor achiri kuyedza kunzwisisa nzanga iyi uye haasati anzwisisa zvakawanda nezvazvo, saka anovimba nezano renyanzvi.

Mukati, shopu yakashongedzwa pa'manomwe/gumi nerimwe'. Ida vanhu varipano. Zvakare huwandu hwakakura kwazvo, uye hunogara hwakakwana stock yezvese - kusiyana nezvitoro zviviri zvekare zvekumba mumusha. Pamusoro pezvo, takaunza zvigadzirwa zvitsva kumusha kwaimbogara vanhu vachityaira kuenda kudhorobha makiromita matanhatu - chinhu chinovengwa nevanhu vazhinji, vasina rezinesi rekutyaira uye kazhinji vanoongorora mapurisa, uyezve, mapurisa zvino anoedzawo kutarisa kutyaira akadhakwa. vose vari muzvivi.

Chete air conditioning inoshaikwa, iyo yakatsiviwa neashoma-anoshandisa magetsi . Asi kune rumwe rutivi kune kuiswa kwekaraoke. Chimwe chinhu icho Inquisitor chaasingafarire asi ruzhinji rwunowana runonakidza zvakanyanya. Kune zvakare terevhizheni - iyo De Inquisitor akapikisa mushure mesvondo: mitambo chete, hapasisina sipo.

Pane inotonhorera yakafukidzwa uye saka-yezuva-isina terasi parutivi rwemugwagwa. Nezvirimwa, macheya nemabhenji, uye, chimwe chinhu Iyo Inquisitor inofanirwa kunongedzera nguva nenguva, mabhini emarara.

A bamboo sala akaiswa pedyo nechitoro, akakomberedzwa negirini yegirini yemakwenzi, maruva, miti yemabhanana, nezvimwewo - yakakurumbira zvakanyanya. Kunyangwe pasina munhu agere ipapo, nekuti ivo vanowanzo rara, doro rakazara uye voilà, awa yekupora. Uyezve kufara kuramba uchinwa.

Nekuda kweizvozvo, chitoro ichi chave nzira chete yekuvaraidza, kwete yemusha wega wega, asiwo yemisha mishanu yakapoteredza. Uye vanhu ava, vane mari shoma yakagadziriswa, vanogara vachidzika pese pavanokwanisa. Pamusoro pazvo, vanokwezva vapfumi vashoma, vanogara vachiratidzira kana paine vaenzi vashoma. Hoping to enjoy the .

Uye ndizvo zvazviri nguva dzose. Vanhu vanogovana zvese pano. Uye vanofara kubhadhara kune vasina rombo rakanaka. Kana vaine mazana maviri ebhaht ekushandisa, vanofa. Kana vaine chiuru chebhaht kuti vanyure, vachadaro. Uye kana zvikaitika kuti hapana munhu asina mari yakasara, vanoenda , kumusoro kwebhuku.

Uye pasina kusarudzika, inobhadharwa zvakare pakupera kwemwedzi.

Izvozvo zvinowanzotanga neMugovera. Kusvikira mari yapera, dzimwe nguva inogona kupera pakati pehusiku, dzimwe nguva vanenge vakagara zvavo pasina mari.

Asi pasina kunze vanouya neSvondo.

Dzimwe nguva vanoshinga kugadzikana mangwanani, asi rombo rakanaka kwete Svondo ino. Havana kusvikako kusvika kumaXNUMX masikati. Nekuti ipapo pane boxing, , rarama paterevhizheni. Zvinoshamisa kuti vanonzwira tsitsi sei, zvakanyanya kuipa kupfuura apo Iyo Inquisitor inosheedzera sainzi yake kunhabvu.

Uye kubheja, oh mukomana. Kunyangwe nemari shoma, gumi kusvika makumi maviri baht, vashoma vanotsunga kuenda pamusoro vanokurumidza kushevedzwa kuodha naDe Inquisitor. Uye pese paine mukundi mukuru - asingagone kubva asina kushandura mahwindi ake kuita doro. Zvakanaka ndezvekuti, zvakare bhizinesi rakanaka rechitoro. Vanoda kuyedza The Inquisitor kubheja. Ivo vanotomuziva, zviri nani kupfuura Iye Inquisitor anozviziva pachake. Nokuti pakutanga anoramba anoramba – “Handibhejeri”. Mushure mebhodhoro rechina rebheya Chang, anopinda nemufaro….

Kugovana hupfumi zvakare chimwe chinhu Iyo Inquisitor yakadzidza nekufamba kwenguva. Zvakanyanya kunaka kupfuura 'munhu wese zvake'. Zvine basa rei kuti ane bhiri rechuru kana kupfuura bhaht neSvondo? Muhupenyu hwake hwekare hwePattaya, husiku kunze kwaidhura zviuru zvakati. Pano haangowani kunakidzwa chete, asiwo ushamwari pasina kunyunyuta, kana aine zvakakwana, anonyangarika nenzira yeIsan, saka pasina kutaura chero chinhu, uye hapana anomunetsa kana kumubata zuva rinotevera.

Saka Svondo izuva redoro. Uye hongu, dzimwe nguva mangwanani-ngwanani. Mubvunzi anogara achiedza kudzora mashandisiro ake zvishoma, asi pakati peusiku pombi yabuda. Uye dzimwe nguva anofanira kugara akati mwiro. Kana rudo rwehupenyu hwake rwuri mumood yenyota. Nokuti mumwe munhu anofanira kutarisira mari.

Manheru eSvondo haana tsika yakatarwa asati aenda kunorara. Imbwa sezvinei zvinotozviziva uye hadziuye kuzodya, dzaswera dzichizvikwenya nekuti chokwadi hapana Thai anonwa asina chikafu. Regisheni yemari haiitwe manheru akadaro, inoenda kuMuvhuro.

Kushawa pamwe chete kunowanzo kunakidza kupfuura pamazuva evhiki, bhuku haribudiswe nekuda kwekumwe kufara.

Chero ani akatevera iyi blog kwevhiki zvino anoziva kuti expat haina kufinhwa muIsaan. Nokuti chimwe chinhu chinoitika zuva rega rega kuitira kuti pasava nemaitiro akagadziriswa muhupenyu. Kuti ari expat haafanire hake kurarama hupenyu hwechinyakare. Kuti expat muIsaan hainzwe kusurukirwa, uyezve, kune nzendo dzenguva dzose kune dzimwe nzvimbo dzekuMadokero dzevashanyi. Kuti iwe unogona kugashira zvine mutsindo iyo tsika isinganzwisisike yemhuri, nyaya dzemari, ... uye kunyange kuigadzirisa kune tsika nehunhu hwatakakurira, pasina kukanganisa kuwirirana. Uye kuti iwe unogona kuvaka hukama pasina kusavimbana, nerudo rwakawanda uye nekuremekedzana.

Mubvunzi murume akagutsikana.