Isaan mentality
Mubvunzi akawana kuti akagadzira maitiro akasiyana-siyana, anodiwa kuchengetedza kumwe runyararo rwepfungwa kubata neoh-so-mazhinji Isan idiosyncrasies. Chokutanga pane zvose, kune nzira yekuMadokero yekufunga, iyo iri mumajini. Kushandisa isu pachedu pfungwa, maonero edu, maitiro, .... Asi mumakore matatu apfuura fungidziro yaIsaan yakabuda. Hapasisina kushamisika, hapana mamwe mazwi, gamuchira. Rarama nhasi, kwete mangwana, kwete nezuro. Kanganwira, kanganwawo. Uye govera kana uchikwanisa. Kubva ipapo, De Inquisitor haasati ave nematambudziko.
Mangwanani anowanzotanga kumadokero. Kugadzira kofi, kugeza uye yelaptop. Kuverenga nekupindura maemail, kuverenga mapepanhau uye kusvotwa nenhau dzezvematongerwo enyika. Kurima kuburikidza nesocial media uye kuseka kushamwaridzana kweshamwari, asi nguva pfupi yadarika zvakare kutsamwiswa nekusashivirira kuri kuitika muBelgium anozeya. Muchidimbu, ingova muBelgian mumoyo nemweya.
Mubvunzi anobva agara zvakanaka mune inonzi mudiwa 'farang terrace'. Imwe mhando yekamuri yebhachura yaanogona kusvuta, ine chigaro chelounge chakashata pamberi peterevhizheni isingambo shandiswe kunze kwekunge paine makwikwi makuru enhabvu epasi rese ari kuitika, maonero akanaka nekuti pauriri hwepamusoro nemahwindo anotsvedza pamativi matatu. Kufanana naishe wenhare, anogona kuramba akatarisa pabindu repamberi, chitoro, mugwagwa neminda yakapoteredza. Uye apa ndipo panowanzogara katsi mbiri. Vanogona here kuita zvinhu zvavo zvekatsi, kukwenya zvese zvinonakidza, kurara patafura, kukambaira pamakabhati, kuvhima geckos - nekuti vanogona kupinda nepahwindo padenga recarport uko The Inquisitor ine vanodyara huswa nehumwe girini. , kusanganisira kuisa hunde yemiti mipfupi mishoma.
Kunenge hafu: XNUMX De Inquisitor anoenda kuchitoro. Kazhinji nekuti mudiwa anenge atoita kuti anzwike kakati wandei, anoda kugadzira kudya kwemangwanani. Uye Iye Inquisitor anochinjira kune Isaan mafungiro. Kutanga anofanira kutora chitoro kwehafu yeawa. Nguva nenguva achipindura mubvunzo mumwechete uyo mutengi wese anobvunza asingadzivisiki zuva rega rega: "uri kuitei nhasi?". Kushamiswa nemaitiro ekutenga evagari vemumusha. Vakatenga mazai maviri nezuro,zve nhasi. Sei vasingatengi mana, kana matanhatu, panguva imwe chete? Vamwe vanotenderera kana moped kumashure nekudzoka nekuda kweizvi, dzimwe nguva kusvika makiromita matanhatu. Sezvakaita Jaa, muvakidzani mhiri kwemugwagwa. Mangwanani ega ega anotenga bhodhoro repeturu pamudhudhudhu wake. Wadii kuzadza tangi izvozvi, bhodhoro kana matatu? Haafanire kuwedzera mafuta kwemazuva maviri anotevera, uyezve, anogara achisvika aine moped yake muruoko. Inotyairwa kure zvakanyanya, tangi yegesi isina chinhu… . Pane zvakare njodzi yekuti varume vane cash uye vagara vachida kunwa, vane chikonzero chekupemberera. Mubvunzi anofanira kubva atarisa kuti havatore bhodhoro reChang doro mufiriji vasina kukumbirwa voriisa pamberi pake. Hushamwari hwakakwana, vanogovana, asi hazvibviri kutora chikamu mune izvo, kubva kunwa doro mangwanani, De Inquisitor haazvifariri.
Kudya kwemangwanani kunogara kuchishamisa kuna De Inquisitor. Anogona uye achaidya here? Muto wemvura nemimwe miriwo uye nyama nekunakidzwa, kana mazai akakangwa, anonaka. Asi nguva dzose De Inquisitor anobvumira matatya kana kuti dzimwe mhuka kuti dzipfuure, aiwa ndatenda.Zvichiri mufashoni yaIsaan, musangano wemangwanani unotevera. Chinotapira chinoda chimwe chinhu chakakosha nhasi here? Inoda kutengwa here? Kana kuti Inquisitor anogona kuita zvake? Kana paine mabasa ekuita, Mubvunzi wepfungwa anogara panaIsaan. Nekuti rwendo rwekuenda kunzvimbo dzakasiyana siyana dzekuchengetera zvinhu, pamwe kumusika, zviri nani kusaitwa nemafungiro ekuMadokero. Kana kana paine chinhu chakakosha, ditto. Tichabata hove here - Isaan mentality. Handei kunovhima – hongu, gara Isaan. Muchidimbu, pachiitiko chega chega nevagari vemo, De Inquisitor anoburitsa hunyanzvi hwake hwese hweIsaan kuti arambe akasununguka.
Asi kazhinji anoda kuenda nenzira yake. Senge pakubika. Mupfungwa, anobva achinja kuenda kuBelgian. Kutanga, redhiyo inobatidzwa. Kuburikidza nelaptop pane chiteshi chemuno padhuze neAntwerp. Izvo zvakanaka, nekuti kubva munharaunda yake yekuzvarwa. Mimhanzi iyi ndeyepasirese, kunyanya mahiti ekare kubva kumakumi masere, asi chinhu chakanaka ndechekushambadzira uye mishumo yenhau. Ziva kuti mubiki wako wechingwa achiripo, uye achiri kuita Sinterklaas action. Iyo aluminium verandas ichiri kudiwa nevanhu veFlemish - chimwe chinhu De Inquisitor chakagadzirwawo mumakore ake ehunyanzvi. Iwe unodzidza kuburikidza nenhau kuti nharaunda yako yekare iri kumahombekombe eScheldt yakapihwa paving nyowani. Kuti timu yenhabvu uko De Inquisitor akawana dzidzo yake iri kutungamira - mukirasi yakaderera yeamateur. Hilarious chaizvo, zvinoita sekunge uri munharaunda yako yekare yeBelgian.
Nguva nenguva munhu asingatarisirwi anoda kuziva anouya kuzoona, achikwezvwa nemimhanzi ine ruzha. Kushamiswa nendiro, nzira yekubika. Asi De Inquisitor ipapo haapike, anoramba ari mufashoni yekuMadokero uye anoenderera mberi.
Nguva dzose zvakafanana kana Inquisitor inowana hasha dzekuchenesa. Anoenda kubasa nemvura, sipo nebhurasho rekukwesha. Inofanira kuva Flemish-yakakodzera. Moves furniture, zvese zvakaturikwa pamadziro zvinogezwa. Kuchenesa kwakanyanya kwekicheni yekushanda, kusanganisira hobho. Makabati asina chinhu uye akachena. Geza mahwindo, chenesa kunze kwekunze kwezvipembenene nemakwara avo. Izvo zvinogara zvichimutsa maitiro kubva kune vanopfuura, avo vanozoona tsoka dzetsoka dzakarembera kuti dziome, vanoona mvura. Uye ndichiri kusanzwisisa kuti sei Iyo Inquisitor iri kuita izvi.
Dzimwe nguva Iye Inquisitor haadiwo kudzosa huropi hwake kuIsan kune zviitiko izvo maIsaners pachavo vanoitawo. Asi kazhinji izvozvo hazvishande. Semuyenzaniso, De Inquisitor anosarudza kutema hunde dzeshenjere, tinoda chifukidzo chiri kumadokero kwechitoro. Machete muruoko, bhutsu dzakavharwa, bhurugwa refu, hembe ine maoko marefu munzira uye munzira. Kumba kwaPoa Soong, kune masango makuru emushenjere kuseri kwemba uye anogona kutemwa. Basa revarume iro dzimwe nguva munhu wekuMadokero anoda kuita, rudzi rwebasa rekudzokera kumidzi.
Asi De Inquisitor haana kuverengera rubatsiro rusina kukumbirwa. Nan, mwanakomana wapoa Soong, asvika kumba asingatarisiri. Iyi makumi matatu ishamwari yakanaka, uye kune Isaaner zvinoreva kubatsira. Haikwanise kufadza The Inquisitor, hunde dzaanosarudza dzinogara dzakatetepa, kana dzakakora, kana dzakapfupika, kana kureba. Saka mupfungwa pamusoro kuna Isaan, rombo rakanaka. Ukuwo, rombo rakanaka. Bamboo inzvimbo yakasikwa yemhungu. Iyo Inquisitor isingambo cherechedza kana kunonoka. Nan anogona kungogogodza nyoka ine hasha kure, chikara nokukurumidza slithers kumusoro, nokuchenjera Nan anosarudza kuti zviri nani kushanda zvishoma mberi. Pfff, aya ndiwo mamiriro ayo iwe sewewekuMadokero hauna kumbobvira watarisana nawo.
Hunde dzakatemwa dzinoradzikwa kuti dziome uye Iye Inquisitor anoenda kumba, achiri asina kufadzwa nekusangana kwemhungu. Inguva yakakwira yekunzwa yekuMadokero zvakare, saka inoshamisa, yakafararira yekugeza uye kumwe kuverenga. Inodiwa mumubhedha wakasununguka, maketeni akavhurika kuti aone zvakatenderedza, mhepo inofefetera pamakumi maviri nematanhatu - inoguma nekurara kwakanaka.
Kuma XNUMX:XNUMX masikati, mutyairi webhazi rechikoro anodzosa mwana wemwanasikana anoridza bhazi zvine ruzha senguva dzose. Chikonzero nei iye Inquisitor achifungidzira asi anobva amuka uye otomatiki muIsaan modhi. Atsva uye anofara akagadzirira manheru. Ipapo kunouya nokuenda kwevagari vomumusha vanenge vachigadzira zvokudya uye vanoda zvokubikisa, uye zvakare vanozvitenga muzvikamu zviduku zvinongodiwa panguva ino. Uye nekamwe rombo rakanaka, vamwe vanonwa vanoburuka, zvakanaka pakuchinja. Asi unofanira kuva wakagadzirira mupfungwa. Kana iwe uchinzwa sekudaro, De Inquisitor anobatana newe kunwa chinwiwa. Kana kuti, nekuda kwekutanga kushandiswa mazuva apfuura, kwete. Asi muzviitiko zvose zviri zviviri vanoda kuvapo kwake. Uye maonero ake. Nezve chero chinhu uye zvese, kazhinji misoro yakafanana zuva rega rega, asi zvishoma nezvishoma inoshanduka zvichienderana nekunwa doro.
Mupunga, muriwo, nyati, kugadziridza munzvimbo iyi, muchidimbu, basa ravo ravanaro kana ravasina kuita nhasi rinogara richitanga kukurukurwa. Kwete zvakananga misoro iyo De Inquisitor anofarira zvakanyanya, asi hongu. Zvadaro vanoda kuziva kana pachava ne tambun, kana imwe mhemberero, imwe nguva munguva yemberi iri pedyo - doro rekutanga rinotanga kushanda. Pakarepo pane chidzidzo chinodiwa chaibva kuti chikurukurwe: chikafu nechinwiwa. Vakadhakwa here, hazvitore nguva isati yasvika yechipiri inonyanya kutaurwa pamusoro - mari. Izvezvi nekuti kana marounds maviri kana matatu vanenge vototsvanzvadzira vachitsvaga order, ndiani achine mari muhomwe? Uye wobva watanga kufunga nezve kuti vachiri nechikwereti chakadii uye kubva kunaani, kana kuti imarii yavachiri kubhadhara kuna ani. Izvo zvinofadza The Inquisitor zvakanyanya, anoona kuti ndiani ari muchimiro chakanaka uye ndiani asiri, nguva yekubvunzana nemudiwa wekuti ndiani achiri kugona kuwana chikwereti uye ndiani asingakwanise.
Zvino musoro wekutanga unouya: vakadzi. Kune nguva dzose vashoma bachelors vanoda kukurukura izvozvo. Izvi zvinoteverwa nevakaroorana, vanotaura nezvemia-nois iripo kana isiripo. Chinwiwa chiri mumurume, nyadzi pamusoro penyaya dzakapera. Chero bedzi pasina mamwe madzimai pedyo, kunze kwemudiwa, vanotarisira kuti irambe yakangwara. Chero zvaari, haadi kurasikirwa nebhizinesi iri. Iye Inquisitor achiri muIsaan fashoni, haachashamisi nezve chero chinhu. Uyezve, nhaurirano dzemubhawa pakati pemafarang dzinenge dzakafanana kana paine doro rakakwana.
Nekuti nguva pfupi yadarika kwave nekumwe shanduko muvatengi vechitoro : farangs inodonha nguva nenguva. Izvi zvinozorodza nekuti hurukuro dzinonzwisisika, hapana kunetsekana pamusoro pekuti ndiani anobhadhara denderedzwa, muchidimbu, chitoro chachinja kuita cafe. Mazai akaoma-akabikwa, izvo zvinotiyeuchidza nguva dzese dzekare, vaive nazvo pakaunda mune yega yega yeFlemish neighbourhood cafe. Dzimwe nguva, kana mumwe munhu akakwanisa kuridza chimwe chinhu chinokosha, dzimwe nguva tinonwa zvimwewo. Belgian Duvel, hauisi chando mairi uye zvinoguma nekunzwa kufara. Mubvunzurudzo anowanzoita rombo rakanaka nekuti vachiri kufanira kutyaira vakananga kumba, saka pamwe pacho panosara mabhodhoro nekuti hatichajaira doro. Izvo, zvisinei, zvinofarirwawo nesweetie-zvinotapira uye pamwe chete nemukomana mudiki-zvinotapira ivo vanobva vanakidzwa zvishoma nezvishoma, isu tinongofanira kukwira masitepisi. Kana kuti mumwe munhu akauya nePernod, imwe flavour isingawanzo muIsan. Iyo Inquisitor inotarisira kuona Westvleteren, iro rakanakisa Trappist doro riripo, richionekwa rimwe zuva. Munguva dzino iwe uri kungogara mupfungwa senge munyika yako yekare uchiri mukati meThai mukati uri kudhumhana muLaos….
Mushure mekunge chitoro chavharwa, chinoenda kune yakasanganiswa institution. Liefje-lief nemwanasikana wake vagara vajaira tsika dzemanheru : kana, kana zvishoma gare gare, tatodya chimwe chinhu muchitoro, kana zvisingaiti, tinodya kudya pamwe chete - chimwe chinhu icho Inquisitor inokoshesa zvikuru. Asi pachinzvimbo chekukwanisa kugeza uye kurara wakagutsikana, mudiwa anobva atoda kudyisa imbwa, nepo izvo zvaigona kunge zvakaitika nguva pfupi yapfuura. Iye zvakare anogara achigadzira rudzi rwekutenderedza gadheni nemba kuti aone kana zvese zvakanaka, chikonzero nei ichinzvenga zvachose De Inquisitor. Mwanasikana wekurera ane makore gumi nematatu zvakare anoerekana auya kuhupenyu panguva ino, zvisinei kuti kwanonoka sei uye kazhinji kunyadziswa kwefarang. Achine basa rechikoro rokuita uye anoda kubatsirwa. Kukanganwa kukwenenzvera maslippers ake machena egymnastic. Akanganwa runhare rwake muchitoro chakatovharwa. Semuenzaniso, De Inquisitor kazhinji akasvinura zvakare pane kuzorora. Sezvineiwo, pane mudiwa, uyo anobva aziva izvozvo uye kazhinji ane mushonga ... .
Ndiwo mafambiro azvinoita anenge mazuva ese, pane nguva dzose chimwe chinhu chekuita, asi The Inquisitor akadzidza kugadzirisa mafungiro ake kune zviitiko, vanhu uye zvakatipoteredza. Uye nguva dzose edza kuva nechokwadi chokuti panogona kuva nemafungiro okuMadokero kana kunzwa kweanenge maawa mashomanana pazuva. Iwe unofanirwa kuve uine zvekuvaraidza, iwo ndiwo gadheni uye dziva hove dzeDe Inquisitor. Vanodaidzwawo kuti katsi nembwa, vanopa hushamwari husina magumo pasina mafiro ayo munhu wokuMadokero asingambozivi.
Uye kana zvichinyatsodikanwa, De Inquisitor anotora zororo. Kunyanya pamwe chete nemudiwa, asi pasina kana zvisingaiti kwaari. Udon Thani, Nong Khai. Bangkok. Pattaya. Mazuva mashoma ekurarama kwekuMadokero, kudya nekufunga.
Saka anogona nyore kurarama nehupenyu hweIsan, ari kutofara zvakakwana pano.