Imba yemhuri yake

Vazhinji 'farang' nemudiwa wekuThai vanonyunyuta zvakanyanya nezvazvo uye ndicho chikonzero chekupokana kwakawanda "kwewanano": kuchengeta mhuri yake. Kwaari ndicho chinhu chakajairika munyika kuti anotora chikwama kuti abatsire nhengo dzemhuri kubva mukushayiwa. Mhuri inotarisirawo rutsigiro urwu kubva kwaari.

Iye, aimbove hama dzinozvichengeta, anotyiswa nenyaya dzekupemha dzenyati dzemvura dzakafa, pombi dzemvura dzakapwanyika, matenga ari kubuda, vabereki vari kurwara nemotokari dzinoda kugadziriswa. Uye anonyunyuta pamusoro pekushungurudzika kwake pamusoro pemakomba emari asina kukwana patafura yekunwa kana pamaforamu einternet. Kazhinji hapana kushomeka kwemaitiro okunyomba.

Kubva pane zvakaitika kwandiri, ndinoona izvi zvakasiyana. Kana mufaro wemudiwa wako uchikoshawo chimwe chinhu kwauri, kana iwe ukateerera kune (hutano) misiyano pakati penyika yako uye. Tairendi, kubatanidzwa mukugara zvakanaka kwemhuri kunogona kuva chiitiko chinotusa zvikuru uye chinodzidzisa.

Mishonga yemapuranga yakaparara

Ndichiri kuyeuka kuvhunduka kwandakaita pandakapinda mumba memubereki wemumwe wangu kekutanga muna 2003. Musha wake wekuberekerwa mudunhu reIsan reRoi Et muunganidzwa wezvivakwa zvemapuranga zvakasakara. Kumba kwaamai vake – uko kwaigarawo vakoma nevanin’ina vangu vaviri nemwanakomana wangu – ndemumwe wevashoma vaive nemadziro ematombo. Asi ndipo pakaperera 'humbozha' ipapo.

'Imba' pachikamu chenyika inosvika 600 m² yaive nedenga remarata pamadziro mana ine mhando yepokugara padivi payo, yakagadzirwawo nemarara ane ngura. Mitswe pakati pedenga remba nemadziro yaiita kuti nhunzi nezvimwe zvipembenene zvisapinda. Kuseri kwemba kune danga, danga rehusiku remombe. Mumativi ose aya mune ivhu rakarimwa, risina kuenzana, rine huswa nesora pano nepapo. Mu mwaka wekunaya kwemvura dhaka guru. Padanga apa paive nesadza uye chokwadi ndove yemombe yainge yatowanda isina kucheneswa. Pamberi peimba pakanga pane tsime, kubva mairi mabhoti makuru e ceramic anosvika 1000 litres akazadzwa (nemaoko, ndiko).

Zvinhu zvakanga zvisina kumira zvakanaka mukati. Imba yacho yaive nezvikamu zvitatu. Chekutanga imba yekutandarira/ yekurara, ine fenicha kabati, terevhizheni uye metiresi yairara amai nemuzukuru usiku pasi pemambure ekudzivirira mosquito. Ipapo nzvimbo yokurara yevanakomana vaviri: mamwe matiresi ane mamvemve ane mafuta kuti ashande semagumbeze. Chikamu chekupedzisira chaipa nzvimbo yekicheni nechimbuzi. Eya, chimbuzi, chimwe chezviya zvinorembera zvinhu zvine gomba pasi, ine toni yemvura padivi payo yokugezesa. Kwaiva neshawa, asi kusina mvura inopisa.

Akashata uye akura kwazvo

Zvinhu zvese zvaive zvakanyangara, kazhinji zvakasviba uye zvichembera, zvechinyakare ungati. Zvisinei, pane tsananguro yeizvi. Chokutanga pane zvose, hapana zvachose mari yekugadzirisa kana kuvandudza. Pane mari shoma, shoma zvikuru yokurarama nayo. Chinhu chechipiri ndechokuti iwe unotarisa mararamiro akadaro nemaziso echiDutch. Kuziva kuti kuchengetedza uye hutsanana zvinogona kuita kuti nharaunda yekugara inakidze haipo kana kuti haina kugadzirwa.

Ndinofunga kuti ndizvo zvazviri, nekuti pandakataura nezvazvo nemumwe wangu Poopee uye iye naamai vake, zvishuwo zvekuvandudzwa zvakabva zvamuka. Pombi yemvura patsime, chimbuzi chaigonawo kuchinjwa uye… imba yaigonawo kushandisa kunanzva pendi.

The renovation

Ndiwo matangiro azvakaita. Pombi yaifambiswa nemagetsi ine dzimwe pombi yakaiswa. Kureba kwewaya yemagetsi yemadhayamita akasiyana kwakasungwa pamwe chete kuti ishandise pombi hazvifungidzirwe. It was just dangerous and I had that change. Chimbuzi chakanga chagadziridzwa zvachose. Yakachinjwa kubva mukamuri rekongiri yegrey kuita chimbudzi chine mataira / imba yekugezera. Chimbudzi chekugara, asi chisina kugezeswa (vaifunga kuti yaidhura panguva iyoyo), dhiramu riya rine mvura riri padivi paro rekutsvaira chimbuzi mushure mekunge bhizinesi raitwa. Paivawo neshawa nemvura inopisa. Pendi yaitengwawo kunze kwemba uye yekutandarira.

Danho rechipiri raiva remadziro enzvimbo. Ivhu mukati memadziro raifanira kuenzana, danga raifanira kubviswa uye denga raifanira kuvandudzwa. Kutanga denga rakaputswa uye ipapo pasi paitofanira kugadzirwa. Vakomana vashoma vemumusha vakaunganidzwa uye nechido (?) vakatanga kukwenya pasi padombo-rakaoma nepiki uye kuvarova nesando, asi hazvina kuita mutsauko mukuru. Ndakabvunza kana pamusha pacho paive nebhurudhoza raizotsetsenura pasi richitsvaira kaviri kana katatu. Vanoda mari, vakadaro, asi handina kukwanisa kutsungirira slog saka bulldozer rakauya uye zvechokwadi rakabva rasiyana uye rinonakidza kuona.

Mapango econcrete akatengerwa denga idzva uye angove muvhu taifanira kumirira nyanzvi dzaizogadzira denga. Uyezve, mataira edenga aizoiswa. Handina kuona izvi zvichiitwa ini (ndaiva muNetherlands), asi pakudzoka kwangu marata akanga atsiviwa nemarata edenga rebhuruu. Kuona kwakanaka, asi mapani akagadzirwa neasbestos nekuti Thais haafarire kuramba kwedu asbestos, ivo havangoziva nezve njodzi ...

Chirongwa chekuvaka uye bhajeti

Hatina kugutsikana. Patakangodzokera kumba kwedu muPattaya, takakurukura zvimwe zvirongwa zvekuvandudza. Panzvimbo pekuvhara, panogona kuva neimba itsva yekugara, nzvimbo yekugara uye kicheni. Imba yekutandarira yekare yaigona kuva imba yekurara yemazuva ano (ine chimbuzi/imba yekugezera), umo ini naPoopee taigona kurara uye makamuri matatu ekurara aizovakwa munzvimbo yekurara.

Come on, ndanga ndati A and saka B haikona kunonokerwa. Zvisinei, ndakasimbirira kuti chirongwa chekuvaka uye bhajeti zvino zvaifanira kurongwa, kuti ndizive kuti “mari yebudiriro” yandaifanira kupa yakawanda sei. Kuti ndironge zvimwe zvinhu, ndakaenda zvakare kuti ndive nechokwadi chokuti zvaizoitika. Nemhaka yokuti mabasa okuvaka akanga asingawanzoitwa nounyanzvi, takasarudzawo kuuya nomuvakidzani wedu nebetsero yake, avo vane unyanzvi uye vanogona kushanda zvakanaka.

Patakasvika ikoko, ndakaita rondedzero yezviitwa - zvinenge zvinhu gumi neshanu - ini, zvakare nechinangwa chekugona kuita yakanaka kuverenga mutengo pachine nguva. Kuti iite pfupi, hapana, hapana chakabuda. Rondedzero yangu yakakurukurwa, vanhu vakagutsurira vakakotama, asi ini handina kupinza vavariro dzangu mumisoro yavo - zvakare nekuda kwekuoma kwemutauro. Muvakidzani wangu aive nehurongwa hwake kwenguva refu, iyo yakakurukurwa muchiThai. Pakupedzisira ndakazongozvishingisa pazviri, ndoita sei?

Coca Cola pane ngura screws

Apo chikamu chekare chakaputswa, matombo aigadzirwa norudzi rwesamende yegranular akashandiswazve kuisa pasi nokuda kwetsva. Dzimwe nguva guyo raidiwa kubvisa furemu dzemahwindo dzekare, semuenzaniso. Kana mutero uripo waita sewatyoka, zvainge zvisingaite kusunungura ndiro yakavharidzirwa. Kekutanga, ini zvakare ndakakwanisa kuita fungidziro huru mune inoshanda pfungwa: vashandi vangu vekuThai vaive vasati vambonzwa nezve mhedzisiro yeCoca Cola pane ngura screws. Pashure peawa mumudziyo une mushonga wemashiripiti, nyaya yacho yaigona kusunungurwa noruoko rwomwana.

Kuparadza kwacho pakwakapera ndipo pazvakava pachena kuti marara aifanira kuzadzwa nejecha. Vanhu havafungire mberi, saka vanofona vomirira awa. Nguva yakanaka yekudya, zvino! Inenge 2 - 3 cubic metres, rori yakazara yakazara yakaunzwa uye kuenda kubasa zvakare. Vanhu vanenge 5 vakauya nejecha uye yeuka, zvose zvakaitwa nemaoko. Kutanga zadza bhakiti, famba, uise uye udzoke zvakare.

Ndakagara kudaro ndakaitarisa ndikafunga kuti iyo nzvimbo yaizogadzika sei. Jecha pamusoro pemarara ringangoburitsa nzvimbo ine gobvu, nekuti handifunge kuti jecha ringambosvika pakavhurika nzvimbo dzemarara iwayo. Zvinotevera zvakaitwa. Pakapera kutakurwa kwejecha, mvura yakawanda yakapfapfaidzwa pamusoro pejecha. Nekuda kwekuti izvi zvakaita kuti jecha rive “mvura”, mikoto yese nemakorokoza emarara aya akazadzwawo zvakanaka. Ini, kwete mushandi wekuvaka, ndakafunga kuti yaive nzira yakangwara. Uye pakupedzisira zvakaguma neuriri hwakatsetseka hwakatsetseka.

Kusakwanisa kweThai kushanda nemazvo

Kushaikwa kwekuronga kwaireva kuti danho raitevera raingofungwa kana rekare ratorwa. Pakanga pane zvishandiso zvishoma, zvizhinji zvacho zvakabva panguva yangu muNetherlands. Kune zvakare kushomeka kunogara kuripo kwezvinhu zvidiki sezvipikiri, screws, adhesive tepi uye zvichingodaro. Pazvaive zvakakodzera, mumwe munhu akasvetukira pane moped zvakare kuti aiwane "kune imwe nzvimbo". Izvi zvaireva kugara uye kumirira kuti murume wacho adzoke. Iwe unobva warerekera kutaura izvi nekuda kwekutadza kweThai kushanda nemazvo. Zvisinei, ndakarangarira zvikuru sei, mukati mokugadziridzwa kweimba yokugezera nekicheni mumusha wangu wechiDutch, nyanzvi dzaigara dzisina chimwe chinhu uye dzaifanira kumhanyira kune chimwe chitoro chesimbi kuti chiwedzere.

Ndakanga ndisingaiti nguva dzose, asi ndaigara ndichitora maawa gumi pamotokari mupunga kuendeswa kumusha. Pese pandaidzoka ndaiwana kuti vanhu vashanu kana vatanhatu vaishandapo vaishingaira. Zvisinei, kutarisira nguva dzose kwakanga kuri madikanwa, nokuti chinetso chiduku chakaguma nekurukurirano isingaperi. Poopee akaramba aripo zvachose mune dzakadai serudzi rwemufundisi wekuvaka.

Poopee akaita basa rakanaka. Pamusoro pekuita sarudzo pakaitika matambudziko, airamba achitarisawo mutengo. Aida risiti yezvinhu zvose zvakanga zvatengwa, uye aiwanzofonera mutengesi kuti ambotaura zvishoma. Aive pamusoro pazvo zvekuti vakomana vemuraini vakabva vati 'unonyima nemari yako'. Dzimwe nguva ndaimupa mari yakawanda maererano netsika dzechiThai uye aigara achidzibata nokungwarira.

Zvose izvozvo zvakabhadhara chii?

Iye zvino mhinduro kumubvunzo wakanaka wechiDutch: uye chii chakadhura? Eya, hapana mari yebasa yakabhadharwa nokuda kwokugadziridza kwokutanga, kwakaitwa nehama mbiri nomukomana mumwe womumusha wacho. Zvokudya zvepachena uye zvinwiwa zvinodhaka manheru zvakanga zvakakwana. Asi basa guru raida kukwezva vamwe vashandi vanobhadharwa; basa rehama mbiri chete rakaramba rakasununguka, uyezve waivewo musha wavo mutsva. Poopee akaronga nevashandi vaviri vekuvaka kubva kuPattaya kuti vawane muhoro wezuva nezuva we6 euros mumwe nemumwe, vashandi vana kubva kumusha wacho vakagamuchira inenge hafu pazuva. Dzimwe nguva vakomana vemumusha vaisauya, kazhinji kunyanya kunwa whiskey ndiko kwaikonzera. Poopee aive asisagoneke: hapana basa, hapana mari futi.

Basa racho rose rakatora inenge mwedzi mitanhatu. Mari yekupedzisira yeakaundi yangu yakaramba iri pasi pe5.000 euros. Yakawanda kwazvo, asi ndizvo zvaungatarisira muNetherlands kugadziridzwa kwehukuru uhu. Uye kwandiri hapana chikonzero chekunyunyuta chero kupi zvako nezve mari yekuwedzera yaungasangana nayo - kugara muThailand - nemudiwa weku Thai.

Poopee aida chaizvo kugadziridzwa, nekuda kwekuda amai vake nemhuri: pakupedzisira kumwe (kwekufananidzira) chiedza chezuva muhupenyu hunenge husina kujeka hwekumaruwa, pakupedzisira humwe huwandu hwemari. Apo ndakaona kuonga kwomunhu ari wose nembavarira iyo vakabatira pamwe nayo, zvakandipa kunzwa kwakanaka, kugutsikana. Yakanga isiri mari yakapambadzwa, asi mari yakashandiswa zvakanaka, izvo zvakabetsera kuupenyu huri nani kuvamwe vanhu vokuThailand.

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