Kugara semusango musango

Pandakaita sarudzo makore mashoma apfuura kuuya kuzogara kuno, mutaundi diki kuMaodzanyemba, se... vasina Farang, shamwari dzangu dzaigara kuThailand dzakafunga kuti ndinopenga. Vazhinji vavo vanogara paKoh Samui uye havagone kutiza chero chinhu. Ndingafinhikana kusvika ndafa muno mugwenga/sango riya, kusurukirwa nezvimwe zvakawanda zvisingafadzi.

Asi chisarudzo changu chakaitwa uye chakasimbiswa nokupiswa kwakawanda kwezvitunha zvefaranges vakafa vachiri vaduku zvikuru, kwandaifanira kuenda kwamakore. Vose vakafa nechirwere chimwe chetecho: kufinhwa kwakachinja kuva doro, kuchiguma nechiropa chakanga chisingachagoni kutsungirira kushanda nesimba, kana kuti kufa chakadhakwa mutsaona.

Pakarepo hapasisina nguva yechinhu chero chipi zvacho

Saka ndinogara pano chinyararire, ndiina purofesa weThai akarega basa semuvakidzani wangu ega. Ini ndamuziva murume iyeye kubva panguva yandanga ndichiuya kuThailand, inova nguva refu.

Asati aenda pamudyandigere, inenge panguva imwe chete neni, akanga ane zvirongwa zvikuru. Aida uye aizoona Thailand. Kuchovha muThailand neni pamudhudhudhu (tose tiri vatyairi vemidhudhudhu vanoshingaira).

Yakakwana kwandiri, munhu wekutandara naye anotaura chiThai chakakwana uye kwete, seni, gibberish iyo dzimwe nguva isinganzwisisike kuThai.

Asi, sezvakaita varume vazhinji veThai, mushure mekuenda pamudyandigere vanongoerekana vasisina nguva yechinhu chero chipi zvacho. Munguva yebasa ravo rekushanda vaiwana zvakanaka, asi havana kuchengetedza, ndiyo tsika yeThai. Sei uchifunga nezvemangwana: Pamwe mangwana haauye.

Saka kuti vachengetedze mararamiro avo ekare, vanoita zvinhu zvakasiyana-siyana kuti vawedzere penjeni yavo (mushandi wehurumende pano ane penjeni zvechokwadi). Mhedzisiro ndeyokuti hapana chimwe chezvirongwa izvi zvikuru zvinosvika pakubudirira. Gare gare, waigona. Tsumo inoshanda pano: Usambofa wakaverengera kusvika mangwana zvaunogona kuita nhasi, sekuti: usaite nhasi zvingaitwa nemumwe munhu mangwana. Zvakanaka zvakaipa??? Sarudzo ndeyako.

Zvakawanda zvekuona uye kuona

Kubhowekana muThailand: Kwete, hauite izvozvo, kana usingade kuzviita. Iko kune chokwadi musiyano mukuru pakati pefarang yakabatana nemukadzi weThai uye bachelor. Semunhu asina kuroora unonakidzwa nerusununguko rwakawanda pano, uye kana zvakadaro handireve kutevera vasikana mazuva ese.

MuThailand kune zvakawanda zvekuti isu farangs kuona uye kuona, mushure mezvose zvitsva kwatiri: tsika dzakasiyana, vanhu vakasiyana. Chinongedzo apa ndechekuzvifungidzira iwe muhupenyu hweThai, kwete kugara uchichienzanisa nehupenyu muEurope. Iyi iThailand uye Thailand ndeyevanhu veThai vane mararamiro avo uye tsika. Zvinonakidza chaizvo kuedza kunzwisisa izvi uye kunzwira tsitsi nazvo. Unogona kutsoropodza, asi chengeta kushoropodzwa kwauri, cherechedza uye ufunge nezvazvo wakadzikama.

 Khun lung addie

Uyu ndiwo mupiro wechipiri waEddy de Cooman kuThailandblog. Mune yakapfuura, 'Munhu wese mumusha anoziva farang Lung Addie', akazvisuma.

Yakatumirwa kutaurirana

Kubva mubhuku idzva reThailand blog Charity: 'Mwaka wechando wakapfuura mumwaka wekudziya. Jan akafunga kuti kwaipisa, kungofanana nevamwe vose, Marie akanga ane nguva yakaoma nazvo.' Maria Berg munyaya inoshamisa Jan naMarie vanobva kuHua Hin. Unoda kuziva here? Order 'Exotic, inoshamisa uye enigmatic Thailand' ikozvino, kuti urege kuikanganwa. Zvakare seE-bhuku. Dzvanya pano kune nzira yekurongeka. (Mufananidzo Loe van Nimwegen)